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2019

15

Mar

Kim Garner in a Bikini of the Day

I love that Kim Garner, is some serious fucking clickbait, at least in the content se produces…yet no one fucking cares about her or her existence…she was on a Reality Show, then moved to LA and still can’t seem to go viral..despite being in a bikini all the fucking time because I guess she’s in a era where too many bikinis out there, too many clickbaiters, too many pieces of shit stealing her irrelevant but almost relevant glory…

But I’ll still look at her ass.

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2019

15

Mar

Victoria Justice in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Here is Victoria Justice…not Ariana Grande…who stole the show from her…and became Ariana Grande..while Victoria Justice became an instagrammer who posts pics of herself in a bra…or bikini top….because people like that.

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2019

15

Mar

Sluts at the IHeartRadio Awards of the Day

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IHeartRadio is the evil radio company that owns every fucking radio station around the world…so they are the people on payroll, or PAYOLA from the record labels, that get shitty fucking music stuck in our fucking heads…

You know the people responsible for you knowing all the words of a Taylor Swift or Lady Gaga song, evn though you’ve never heard their music, like legit never heard the music, not never heard the music publicly, but sit and cry to it while you’re sitting at home….

They are the owners of the garbage radio that plays in malls, doctor offices, pharmacies, garages, car washes and every shit mid level job…

They are the people who create pop culture. They are the people that make people like Halsey exist…and they have a shitty award ceremony to generate some revenue from their advertisers by inviting the people they help make relevant…

Taylor Swift….brought some outfit to show off her legs…

Elle Fanning was tere…

Madison Beer’s Tits were There…

Shay Mitchell was There…

Jessica Herpes Szhor was there..

A Great Time Was Had By All…

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2019

15

Mar

Karlie Kloss Pussy Print of the Day

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Karlie Kloss…..has some pants jacked up her pussy while walking down the street….because that’s what leggings do…just go to any diner and check out the pussy of every overweight waitress in the place…because if you’re like me – and RYAN seacrest, you scope out tits and pussy area…only Ryan Seacrest does that on dudes…

I never understood how Karlie Kloss ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…

Now Taylor Swift sold her off to a KUSHNER brother, where she is a married wife living the Jewish Socialite life…in her activewear on bullshit errands like shopping, and lunching, and yoga with the girls…rich people…ridiculous…

Here are her legs…

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2019

15

Mar

Lily Collins Skinny Panty Pic of the Day

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Lily Collins, the daughter of Phil Collins, the Can You Feel it coming in the air when you look at her panties tonight….

She posted are a picture of a picture that she probably has framed in the house that her trust fund bought, because she liked how skinny she looked in it…

What could the motivation of her posting an outdated panty pic of herself on social media?

To get some attention because these vain people are garbage.

It’s not really her fault, her father probably raised her by giving him his credit card and last name to carry her…I mean he is Phil Collins…a huge fucking act.

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2019

15

Mar

Rita Ora Nude Big Titty Bra of the Day

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Rita Ora making excuses to show off her awesome tits in bra…

Today’s Rita Ora titty excuse is positioned as a girl power feminist, choose a comfy bra…fuck wearing slutty bras…

This is what the world has come to….celebrity popstars that scammed their way into celebrity popstar status using their tits….now promoting COMFY bras instead of SEXY bras cuz she’s made it…and positioning it as a “Shout out to all of us struggling with bra decisions”….

This is just women perpetuating bullshit that they will blame on men…like we even know what a comfy bra or a slutty bra is…we just want to see the bra on the damn stage so we can see the tits…

Like the whole bald pussy thing, girls blame us that they fucking get laser and waxed and all that…they protest men and our ideals…when it’s other women that created this shit, these trends..we will fuck anything you dumb fucks.

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2019

15

Mar

Rachel Cook Naked of the Day

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If this isn’t Rachel Leigh Cook, the 39 year old actress from 90s teen bullshit, who was really fucking famous for at least one year, but rather some bitch trying to scam Rachel Leigh Cook’s celebrity, and ride her celebrity fame, you know taking what Rachel Leigh Cook started and taking it to naked on the internet….than Rachel Leigh Cook has failed us all..

Speaking of failures…I am a failure, and understand failure, and as days go on, I am more and more of a failure….I missed my boat, because my era of potential opportunity, was the Girl Gone Wild years, and I was too busy drinking myself to death, but surviving…instead of starting a website with whores…you know treating sluts like sluts and getting real rich off it….without actually doing porn because I don’t feel comfortable working in porn…but giving the people what they want…now, if Girls Gone Wild was to be recreated, it would be cast and directed by women of color, featuring fat chicks with any and all mutations…and people like me are just thrown under the bus and forgotten because there’s no room for us…

Sucks…..

I guess Rachel Leigh Cook and I have something in common…left in the 90s.

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2019

15

Mar

January Jones Leggings of the Day

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This kind of slutty behavior, attention seeking behavior, is exactly what got this bitch knocked up the time she didn’t abort or couldn’t abort, because she had way too many abortions…or maybe she kept the kid because it came with the best deal, financial gain, or fuck you to the baby daddy we have never knowns and don’t rally care who knocked her up, it’s just funny to see some old bitch dancing around on her social media to show you all how real and quirky she is..but I just find it annoying…that’s why I like photos over video…you don’t have to be fucking annoyed when looking at an ass in leggings but when girl does shit like this, it’s hard to not feel that shame in the pit of my stomach for her….even if she’s won at life thanks to her vagina…I still think she can be embarrassing…and this is the proof…

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2019

15

Mar

Jordyn Jones Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut. The new generation. Cheesy looking, but slutty looking and that alone is worth celebrating, or at least worth looking at in a bikini…because…everything is worth looking at in a bikini…

I remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, but I am old now…and like all young pussy in a bikini….

There was a time when I’d be like “She’s fat, her face is fucked, she’s got one fucking foot, she’s in a wheel chair”…and now…I’m like BRING IT…

Girl has 4.5 million followers on social media or more…and I can assume this wild and racy…is just a product of being raised on porn and social media whores…and it’s great..

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2019

15

Mar

Alexis Ren Porno of the Day

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I think Alexis Ren has decided to use her platform she created by being a whore…to do so much more…as whores do…just look at Stormy Daniels…a whore who decided to go mainstream….to finally have a voice and to be more than just a cunt that did dirty fucking things for a long time..

Because a caption to one of these pics was…

bless the people who just want to be better, do better, feel better; who refuses to give up despite the shit life pulls. we all in this bitch together…go women. go men. go earth. go all of us.

If that isn’t her laying the groundwork to start her own religion, it’s a tax write off that those influencers need from all the money they make…not to mention Kim and Kanye are starting one and these mooch fucks have no original thought. It’s some follow the leader shit and the Kardashians are unfortunately they leaders….because in case you didn’t realize…influencers aren’t influencers at all…they are just the best at biting so people think they are influencers…it’s mainstream candy coated shit with no soul…but it does have bolt on tits…

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