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2018

26

Dec

Yana Vozharovskaya Bikini of the Day

I was going to write a magical – Eastern European Prostitute story of a sex worker with no soul…..but it turns out that Yana Vozharovskaya is an Australian…obviously an Australian import marketing herself as Australian so that her sex working is seen more as casual and fun…drunk and sun soaked at the beach…than in some cold water flat during the cold war communist iron curtain….it’s more acceptable kind of sex work…the hot chick who gets half naked cuz she’s hot kind of sex work…rather than the darkness that comes with Soviet sex work…but with her soviet name….we can always dream of a better kind of sex work than the one we’re being fed in this bikini shoot…can’t we.

Yana Vozharovskaya Bikini Maxim Australia 1

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2018

26

Dec

Cindy Crawford Naked of the Day

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I don’t know why Cindy Crawford is naked, I am going to assume it is because that’s just the kind of shameless egotistical vain person that she is…

I mean she is the kind of mom who realizes that she’s old and expired so she throws her teen daughter in the mix as her clone or proxy to take over the family legacy, getting slutty for photographers and getting paid by brands to pose… but not before she throws off her mom fitness gear that rich moms seem to wear and pose for some photographer…..covering her sloppy mom tits….cuz she needs to keep up some mystery…even though it’s no time for mystery at her age…it’s actually the time she puts it all out there but she probably doesn’t want images like that out there…it’s like “BLACK AND WHITE AND STRATEGIC ANGLES”….then use my kid for the close up pussy pics…mine is too far gone…stunt double shit…instead of just sending her daughter to med school or something practical….LA…a garbage place with garbage people who have too much money.

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2018

26

Dec

Chantel Jeffries Christmas Pussy Dance of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries is one of those instagram girls who has totally rebuilt herself to live up to the instagram filter / facetune photoshopping they do to themselves…plastic surgery at 22 to live out their lie.

Her claim to fame was being a girl who dated Bieber and possibly got arrested with him, and has gone on to date all kind of other athletes….while hanging with important people like third and fourth tier Kardashians…

There’s even a sex tape rumor of her riding some other girl’s face while another one filmed them…all three instagram Kylie Jenner friends…because it is the porn generation, their morals are lose, people like to cum…and if you’re willing to jack yourself up the way they do, porn isn’t a major difference from the shit they put out all day….like this lingerie Christmas dance…

The only funny thing about this is that they get brand deals…like people actually hire these pics….

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2018

26

Dec

Chloe Bechini is a Nude Model for Boxing Day of the Day

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Her name is Chloé Bechini. She is not in a shameless Christmas themed holiday nude shoot like the naked models of a different generation who needed an excuse to get naked, like a holiday….

This is some new generation nude modeling, no reason, no purpose, just naked in pics of the sake of being naked and if that is not that key to a happy life…a “who needs rules, lets do things our way”….I don’t know what is…but I do know what nice tits are…and here they are…I assume with that Italian name they won’t be good forever…eventually that pasta body and beard will grow in so keep this in your memory books…a little pre-emptive memorial of what was….and I like it.

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2018

26

Dec

Drunk Christmas Elf Fight and Other Videos of the Day

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Kid VS Garage Door

Stupid Instagram Model

I love this dude

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It may not be Christmas anymore. We may have to wait a full fucking year for our next Christmas experience. Some of us may not make it until next Christmas, you know with that Opiate Crisis and our lack of health…

I can assure you that on this still the holidays, Boxing Day, our hangovers from dealing with family, or weight gained from diabetic inducing food, our standard family conflicts and brawls as we all get older and hate each other a little more, or maybe it is our drinking our lonely selves to sleep….or drinking in celebration of finally accepting your trans brother for the slut he is….

Maybe you are disappointed in Santa or happy about your gifts…maybe it was spiritually enlightening, inspiring and gave you hope of a better tomorrow…of a better 2019…of excitement…. since it is the one day you’re supposed to be happy….

But i can assure you….that the tits…the sluts and their tits…don’t take vacations…and that I have a lot of tits to post…cuz the tits don’t sleep…not today, not yesterday, not for Santa…not for anyone….

The gift the world gives us is the thirst of a nation…of a demographic…of girls…who think they are hot…and who pose in photoshoots half naked pretending to be hot…

There is a surplus of that so let’s get into it…cuz if you’re like me…you know it’s Christmas everyday thanks to tits.

Santa Hanks Buys Everyone In and Out
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Bella Thorne Christmas Whore
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Really Fucking Drunk
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Lucy Hale in Tight Jeans
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Phoebe Price is Everything
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Wild Polar Bear
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Chanel Westcoast Nipples
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The Canyon Humans Made by Accident
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Asia Argento Still Not in Trouble for Being a Statutory Rapist
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10 Awesome Drones
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Shooting Christmas Tress out of a Cannon
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Thugs in Australia Try to Steal Car
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Bicycle Christmas Light Parade
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Throwback Glamour Model Tits
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Random Cleavage
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Trashy Girls Gone Wild
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2018

25

Dec

Stella Maxwell Naked And Straight of the Day

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The rumor is that Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart broke up their fake lesbian love affair since lesbianism is a myth….but it has worked out nicely for Stella Maxwell since she’s clearly and opportunist who navigates her way around the scene to end up working for Victoria’s Secret allowing her to do editorial shoots like this…stripped down and simulating Sex with some
Trans woman…since rubbing her pussy on a dick would break her lesbian lie…

Good effort though…naughty pervert being a pervert for perverts…

Stella Maxwell Naked Fucking Adam and Eve Photoshoot

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2018

25

Dec

Rita Ora Naked for Some Shit of the Day

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I guess this is Rita Ora’s gift to all of us.

Her great tits, a Titty tribute, like a Cum tribute, with less jerking off on photos, that could lead to some jerking off to photos, cuz she’s got great tits….hence the reason she’s got to where she’s at from her Albanian roots in the UK…she’s Hollywood people and she couldn’t have done it without her tits, not because her tits are attached to her physically but because no one would give her the time of day if she didn’t have the tits she had….the great tits she’s finally sharing with the world since she’s got a hit song and realizes it’sthe era of sharing everything with everyone not just people who can help you get ahead.

A Christmas Miracle to us all….

Here she is flashing her bra

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2018

25

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Bikini of the Day

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Is this one the Tom Brady wife, or sis he buy the other Hooker from Brazil shopped here from the people at Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to retire gracefully before looking like the 40 year old hanging onto her bikini model life… like this one…you know forced to work for ego, for some money, for a mall brand because for whatever reason she got famous and relevant…and at this age…it’s more that she looks good for 40 but the cut off age for a bikini is 30 so not quite sure what she’s doing here but it’s pretty fucking bold….

I guess it’s Christmas…and that’s why she’s wearing a candy Cane bikini….looking her age but better than others her age and I guess in this era of inclusivity that’s what it’s about…

I like her tattoo from when she was a teen 40 years ago…it’s turned green like an old sailer you meet at the bar….only in tramp stamp location.

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2018

25

Dec

Sofia Richie Pussy Print of the Day

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I guess Sofia Richie felt it was important to jack her flesh colored bikini, yes I know it’s yellow and she’s not Asian, but when you mix blood and get these people addicted to spray tans, everyone is in black face…even the part black people….like this one…

Thanks to the light bikini color you can see her uterus, you know full Pussy definition, the same Pussy she uses to fuck the Kardashian baby daddy who gives her some relevance of her own….rather than living in her dads shadow even if she uses her dads money.

It’s Christmas and Christmas is for family even when your family is garbage money grubbing pigs who have ruined society with their muppet faces..

But check out that pussy definition.