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2019

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Everyone is the worst…

I was hoping the instagram take down was permanent – so that the hustle of everyone ended there…I’m talking to instagram whores…

It’s national pi day you fucking nerds and everyone likes to talk about pies today, but no one’s talking about the one pie that matters…..PUSSY.

It’s also national chips day because Pi day isn’t enough nation day….and it’s national ask a question day because CHIPS and PIE isn’t enough…

It’s also Steak and Blowjob Day because guys like steaks and blowjobs….or some nonsense…because the world is fucking nuts….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Celebs Tweeting About Instagram and Facebook being Down is Everything Wrong in the World
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Man Grabs McDonalds Worker
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Trashy USC Briber and Influencer Slut OLIVA JADE – was on a Yacht with USC Officials when Parents Got Arrested
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Fails of the Week
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Ireland Baldwin Braless – Massive Tits
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Clelia Bikini Cameltoe
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Olivia Culpo Slutty with her Tits Out in a Dress
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Rachel McCord SLut
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Woman with her Furry Friends
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Crazy Video of Dude Saving his Dog
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A&E First Responder – Live REscue Show is Happening
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Red Tail Hawk and Owl Confrontation
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Sam Tye – Epic Boobs
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Erotic Russian Photography
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David Guetta’s Girl has a Fat Ass in a Thong
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Slutty Girls on the Bach Demonstrate kissing
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David Beckham Statue Prank
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The Aunt Becky School Admission Scam on Full House is Pretty Funny..
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Swan VS Swimmer
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Dora Madison Burge – Nip
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World Record Paper Airplane
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30 Car Pileup
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Elsa Hosk – Terrifying
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Keira Knightley at an Event…
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Jessica Alba – Magazine
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Some Maya Jama Bitch
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Carol ALT Lives
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Karlie Kloss in a Dress
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Olivia Munn – Rockin’ Tits
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Penelope Cruz Legs
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Miranda Kerr is Hotter than Katy Perry
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Tongue Out Sluts
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Big Selena Adams Boobies…
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Reddit Slut – Kitty Tiny Feets
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Monster Tits
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Girls in the Tanning Bed
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Didlo Riding Fat Ass
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Gangsta Stance
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Two Naked Chicks of the Day
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Musical Anus…
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girl Grinding Up on a Gun
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Girls Masturbating
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Pissing in the Park
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Lots of Random Tumblr Porn
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Dude Trips into Pussy
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Worst Threesome Ever
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Lesbians on the Field
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Dita Naked in Sneakers
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2019

14

Mar

Hilary Duff Swimsuit of the Day

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Hilary Duff is in a Swimsuit is the biggest thing you will see all day…

Not just because she is showing off her thick, crossfit looking, mom of two body.

Not because she is sturdy as fuck and looks like she could move heavy appliances on her own.

Not because she has high muscle tone, and high testosterone, giving her a high sex drive that got her knocked up more than one…with different men…like some kind of irresponsible heathen at the Abortion clinic not sure which dude to notify cuz they all come in her.

But because she’s Hilary Duff…and will always be relevant…because she’s Hilary Duff….and people grew up on her, like an old friend…on some vacation selfies that you’re jerking off to cuz you remember the glory days of when you were all young and you wanted to fuck her….it’s basically how people use social media with girls from highschool..only there for the vacation pics…but the celeb version and that alone is huge.

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2019

14

Mar

Helena Christensen Nude of the Day

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Helena Christensen still looks amazing…and she’s probably in her 70s…

She was one of the earlier Victoria’s Secret models…and is a nice reminder that Victoria’s Secret models never die, well I’m sure at least one has, maybe of anorexia or drugs…but I’m not talking about those ones….

Maybe she’s a robot created in a lab before they had the technology to make Josephine Skriver…

Maybe this is some WALL-E shit and she’ll be walking the fucking earth long after we kill it…

A forever reminder that earlier Victoria’s Secret was a better, simpler time, before Victoria’s Secret was played out, tacky, for basic ghetto bitches in every fucking mall. You know when the images weren’t the fucking same for 3 decades, but were exciting and celebrated, new and fresh, daring and edgy, controversial…and something men jerked off to in an era there was no porn, and to give wives a modern take on the Sears Catalog…

Smart marketing…it’s got old now that everyone is a nude model…but it’s still naked or half naked chicks and that is what it’s about.

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2019

14

Mar

Charli XCX Being SLutty of the Day

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Charli XCX….some UK hipster popstar shit…named after her MSN account handle..where she first learned how to send nudes…still doing the same bullshit all these years later…long after MSN stopped existing…because tits have staying power.

I don’t know any of Charli XCX’s music…

But tits have staying power and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2019

14

Mar

Bella Thorne Bolt on Tits and Bad Wig of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her bolt on tits….were in Miami…living that Disney life. Being that slimy fuck plastic faced idiot on social media, who gets mainstream work, because her team has convinced the talent buyers that she’s the voice or the face of her generation…all while looking like she stinks…

It’s hard to hate on young, masculine, women and their bolt on tits…doing anything that can to get noticed pretending they don’t give a fuck but we know the second people stop paying attention to her…she’ll be the first to have that drug overdose…

Here’s more of this pig in a bikini…

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2019

14

Mar

Sara Foster in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Sara Foster is Katharine McPhee’s stepdaughter….interesting.

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2019

14

Mar

Barbara Palvin Big Ass of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the girl, who a lot of people loved….but who Victoria’s Secret put on the sidelines, despite investing a ton of time and money into her…because she was fat…replacing her with her friend Stella Maxwell…

I thought it was pretty rude of them, considering they used her as a patsy or diversion, when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber….and the tabloids put out “VS Model Banged Bieber”…and they tried to position it onto this poor 18 year old Hungarian who didn’t know better…a few months earlier she was waiting in the breadline…

But then VS got slaughter for not being inclusive, a stance I appreciate, cuz fat chicks are gross, but that is STUPID for business, cuz ultimately the products are for girls, most girls are fat, make their damn sizes…make money…you gotta be dumb to alienate 50 percent of the market cuz they are obese…idiots…

So they brought back Palvin as their plus sized girl..and here is her fat ass.

LOOK – she’s in a magazine being weird also…

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2019

14

Mar

Bar Refaeli Workout Erotica of the Day

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Israeli Defense evader / Tax Evader / Leo DiCaprio cock fucking, celebrity loving, rich guy marrying, mom from Tel Aviv, Bar Refaeli….still exists..and she still puts smut up on the internet featuring herself in slutty positions doing slutty things like working out…which is the gateway content to bikini pics…and eventual dramatic nude pics..cuz all these women are the same…whether they’ve BEEN up inside LEO….or trying to BE up in Leo…it’s just too easy to pose sensually, cockteasing, for likes….that feel good on your soul or ego…cuz when you’re an old model, even when rich, rocking that mom pussy…it’s hard to keep your confidence up….but instagram likes…they fucking help.

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2019

14

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Slutty of the Day

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I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale is one of the people paying for her daughter to get into school, because she does have a slutty daughter, you would assume needs to have her admissions test forged by an insider, because she’s slutty on social media and I like to assume that sluts can’t be smart even though sluts are smart for being sluts..easy way to get where they want to go to manipulate…

I do know that Kate Beckinsale loves the attention she’s getting, the being seen as the ot chick she’s always been seen as, out there fucking 20 year old dudes…some who may be her daughter’s friends…because old rich women can be as perverted as old rich men..but in Beckinsale’s case…she’s hotter thank most 25 year old women..so it seems less creepy…but I don’t know how many miles that cunt has on her….but like any used car…it’s likely rolled back and this outfit is like the paintjob that you get distracted by and buy into..without looking at the actual engine…or smelling it to make sure there are no leaks.

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2019

14

Mar

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Mariah Carey, like J.Lo, don’t know when to hang up their dancing shoes and sit out some of the opportunities that come their way, because they are egos, narcissists and fucking love money that at their point in their career, with their level of celebrity, is fucking easy to do…they just need to show up to wherever they are going…and fans…will go fucking nuts…but the problem is that with all that they have, all the opportunity they have, their vanity forces them to try to be hot…well into their 50s…and it’s weird.

Big tits though.

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