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2019

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of th DAy

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I don’t care about politics, I don’t follow politics. I realize that makes me irrelevant because I am not milking the emotions of the American people like every single other media outlet masterminding your simple minds….

But I will say, the extreme left are a bunch of pussy genderless idiots who make having an opinion idiots….and that the extreme right are a bunch of racists who don’t like anything that isn’t white, getting in the way of their culture, and species…..where the truth lies somewhere in between…Fuck yes to guns, Fuck yes to Abortion, fuck yes to there being no god, fuck yes to no taxes….fuck no to pussies crying about inclusivity which is racist or adding a new letter to LGBTQ…instead of just fucking leaving everyone the fuck alone….races don’t play into any of this, race isn’t the issue…this them versus us shit is just created by Hollywood….you all watch too many movies and don’t realize it’s all so fucking annoying and a dumb fucking fight….when really you should just go to the Smoothie Shop and order celery juice before shooting nudes for instagram or some shit.

The internet, thanks to all of this….has become an annoying fucking place…because all you idiots are taking militant stances and joining some internet flame war fight that never seems to shut up…

That is why I don’t care about politics, it’s all fucking annoying…but tits…that is what is important..

The People VS Chelsea Clinton
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The Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Poster
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Woman Records Lightning Strike
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Hit and run Karma
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14 Year Old Drifting….
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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Maybe I’ve been watching so much golden shower porn…my targeted ads from the evil internet that listens to my every move..are adult diapers and pee proof panties…

Or Maybe the internet knows I’m an old, lazy, diabetic drunk who pisses himself and who wears women’s panties when mine are all dirty…cuz my wife’s got a bunch that fit me like boxer shorts thanks to fat she is…

Interesting…sure..

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Weird Celeb Friendship of the DAy
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Diddy not fucking Steve Harvey’s stepdaughter….
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Girl Deep Throating her Hot Dog
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Katie Price Mesh TOp
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Stephanie Pratt in a Bikini
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Weird Way to Jump in the Pool….
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Megan Fox is Garbage with a Bunch of Face Injections
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Man with Cerebral Palsy – Lifts for Scharzenegger
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Meaty Cameltoe!
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Kate Beckinsale in an Outfit….
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The man who wants to Beat his meat
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Throwing Pumpkin Fail
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LA ENTITLED CUNT LOSING HER SHIT AT THE PHONE STORE
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Headbangers..
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Hot Chicks
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Teacher Blasts Sleeping Kid
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Street Pizza of NYC
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Water Whoring Whore…named Jules Liesl
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America’s Forgotten Superman Would Punch a 17 Year Old
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Houston Library Allowed Sex Offender to Read to Kids During Drag Queen Storytime
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Tank Hits a Car
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Let’s Hope Amber Heard is Fired from Aquaman 2
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Slutty Famous Chicks at some Slut Event
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Anne Winters – Slut
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Brooklyn Decker Lives and is Gross
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Kristen Cavallari Lame
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Bailee Madison Gold Pants..
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Some Bitches at the Daily Front Row
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Elizabeth Hurley in a Tight Dress
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Chanel Westcoast Smut
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Kiernan Shipka is Not Hot
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Jordyn Jones in some magazine
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Coco Rocha in a Yellow Shirt
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Natali Portman in Vogue
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Annalynn McCord – Slutty at an Event
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Miranda Kerr at an Event with her Legs Out
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Tight Dress
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Milk The Cow…
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Hot Mall Titty Flashers
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Sneaky Mom of the Day…
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Hot Naked Reddit Amateur
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Maittland Ward St Patrick’s Day Sex Video
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Big St Patrick Day Tits and a Leprechaun Perverts Suckign Them
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Hot Snapchat Tit Flash..
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WTF is This?
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Fat Ass on a Treadmill
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Brides in Underwear
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Tongue Out Sluts
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WTF
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Porn from Tumblr
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Porn Producers Miss the Best Part
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Masturbating Chicks
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Amateur Slut – Muffin Spaghetti
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Naked Miela is a Good Thing
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Georgie in the Shower
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Slut Outfit of the Day
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Real Big Tits of the Day
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Some of the Best Asses
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Hot Olga – Skinny Dips
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Tits from the 80s
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Sabrina Lynn – Basically Fuckign her Panties
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2019

Mar

Kelli Berglund Fucks for TV Again of the Day

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Kelli Berglund at it again with the disney tits…

She’s a Disney Kid, who is trying to break from Disney by being relevant in this era of Perverts…and she is doing it by getting naked as the perverts want her to be…because naked is better than clothed, and fucking while we watch is better than her being on a Disney show.

The only creep thing in all this is that her fanbase is likely a bunch of fucking old pervert dads who watched her grow up and now are keen and happy with her being on some Gregg Araki sexually charged show….where she uses sex toys…Sex Empowerment….and lets dudes jerk off to her feet..

I watched the first episode, accidentally, it wasn’t jerk worthy…but it was still a Disney Kid doing non Disney Things…

Here she is in some topless photoshoot with who I assume is her boyfriend but who also looks like they may have transitioned or are in the midst of transitioning into female, you can never tell these days.

Her co-star, Roxane Mesquida is Naked and Fucking on the same show…cuz that’s how you use French Girls….in American TV shows about sex…..

While TV shows about sex are the only thing interesting to watch….

Tits on TV…is really a great advancement of the human condition…slutty TV…I bet Gregg Araki when making his perv shit in the 90s didn’t realize he was going to make it on TV…how the world has changed.

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2019

Mar

Rachel Bilson Bikini Cum Shot of the Day

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Rachel Bilson is an old mom, with a set of old mom tits, out having a fun mom weekend…like the mom she is…

There was a time, when Rachel Bilson was in her 20s, the hot girl on the hot show, when doing hot things would have been a great thing for her to do, but instead she moved to a farm in Canada where her husband at the time held her captive for a decade…only to release her at 40 years old to post her tits, and simulating cum dripping down her chin shots, on the social media feed…and that makes me sad…

It’s like be a slut, produce slut content, all in your prime..

The 40 year old tits may be bigger thanks to having breast fed…but they aren’t better…so when girls come into themselves at 40, rather than 20, it’s almost tragic…in a “too little too late” situation….that this is…

We’ll still look as Bilson fans, it’s our duty…but where was she when we actually needed her bikini pics to jack off….too busy not caring about the fans..making this comeback…hurtful reminder of the days she thought she was too good to produce slut content..

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2019

Mar

Nicki Minaj Black Thong Porno of the Day

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Nicki Minaj, who is a plastic surgery ridden, totally rebuilt from the Black Lady Gaga Clown they originally launched her as…becoming the dominatrix, sexual, perverted Nicki Minaj she is today….where her pop became gutter rap…to have some edge and her body the vehicle for that…looking like a totally different person to the one she was when she first started…which for the record was cast at an acting class…and created by a brand and is a fucking bullshit lie…from the start…Which means whatever variation of that that she is….is also a lie…

She’s also married to a sex offender, and cancelling tours in various cities, cuz no one goes to her concerts anymore.

But she takes a good clickbait selfie for the internet, even though she’s pretty fucking gross…I like her angle.

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2019

Mar

Martha Hunt Slutty of the Day

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Martha….is one of the least attractive names the English language has to offer…I am sure there are worse…but just saying it makes me feel like I am simulating throwing up on myself while drunk with a mouth full of dog shit…..it’s happened in a park one night…and it was awful…

Luckily, Martha Hunt, one of Taylor Swift’s groupies and Victoria’s Secret model who is American….looks the way she looks…because then the name takes on a whole different meaning…

But her parents clearly rolled the fucking dice….if she ended up the fat girl, who for the record, I love seeing with her hot mom in the grocery store, cuz you know the hot mom eats right, works out, does all she needs to do to please her rich husband, and is stuck with this fat lazy kid she hates, is ashamed of, send to fat camp and gets no where with….it happens all the time….and I laugh every time….

But if that fat kid was named Martha…and doesn’t look like Martha Hunt…poor thing…

So looking at this ass out…is a sign of winning…a Martha who made it….despite what her name sounds like….maybe that shitty name is the reason she made it…some Johnny Cash boy named Sue, needs to work extra hard to get by….whatever the reason…this Martha is one you can and should jack off to….and she may be the only Martha besides our queen Martha Stewart who is capable of that.

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2019

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Gets Wet of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin, that hard jawed Jesus freak married to Bieber has proven that all you need to do to be relevant, is look like Bieber enough that he’d be attracted to you, enough to marry you without a prenup, securing your already rich ass for life….not that her life is “already rich”..unless Stephen Baldwin got back end on some of his big movies and made some smart investments…because his career as a whole is kind of a joke…

Hailey Baldwin as a Jesus freak is hard to take seriously, because she looks like a man but also because she just followed the Jenner and Hadids around like a lost puppy dog…and the only campaign she was really part of that made any NOISE was FYRE FESTIVAL….

FYRE FESTIVAL…

So this Jesus Freak, scammed a bunch of fucking people out of money, cuz that’s just how tied into the lord she is…

As she prances around being as MODEST as she can while still being clickbait, cuz her life is clickbait, which isn’t modest at all…because her whole Christian Jesus Angle is a lie…

You can’t be a good Christian and a money grubbing, instagram slut…the two are MUTUALLY exclusive with no cross over.

Either you’re a vain and vapid cunt, or you’ve married the church…there is no in-between no matter what this idiot says…which brings up a very important point and that is that along with being a third tier Jenner / hadid…the back-up no one wants…and a solid Bieber impersonator, but not so solid HOT CHICK…she’s also a liar who lies about being a Christian as she goes through life money grubbing and thinking she’s hot..

Garbage human…right here…

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2019

Mar

Em RatCow Tits in Lingerie of the Day

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Rat Cow is shit…

She’s just an average looking girl with a solid set of fake tits, that got naked in the right music video at the right time, because it went viral and had marketing budget behind it, only to basically create her and her following….something that I know went straight to her ego…because she’s just that kind of garbage person who says “there were three other girls in the video, and none of them made it, so there’s gotta be something important about me”….

I am not a fan of her as a concept, or seeing her make her millions of dollars a year, when you know her celebrity is strictly based on her tits….

BUT, I will say that there’s something smart in her hustle, she’s obviously not a full idiot, and was able to position herself and create this money making thing all off her tits…with very little concept behind it…

So leveraging that bullshit to become this brand owning entrepreneur with a brand that is slutty and half naked enough for her to wear out and sell to idiots on social media, because she does have influence, allowing her to be the whore she’s been, showing off the great tits she’s got, cuz they are great tits…while making money with a company she can sell off to a bigger brand as it becomes an entity of its own…is what I’ve been saying all these idiots should do..but only some do….and Rat Cow is smart enough to know the gravy train’s not forever….and for that…we should stare at her tits.

Here she is comparing bodies with her fat friend to make herself feel better about herself…because every skinny bitch has a fat manager out there to police who they fuck, who gets close, and to make them look skinnier in their “going out to party selfies”…

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2019

Mar

Chanel West Coast Nipple Slip of the Day

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Chanel West Coast took her busted face and cultural appropriating nipples to an event….

She’s some white girl gone wild, trying to be a rapper, ending up a secondary character on an MTV show back when MTV was just about to die, allowing her to have friends to use her and followers to wait for her to post slutty content..cuz that’s what she does.

Today she’s in some ill fitting top, clearly not custom made or designed to cover her massive nipple, but that was probably the look she was going for…the friendly…accidental looking intentional nip slip to get noticed…

Chanel Westcoast and her coaster sized nipple on her sloppy tit may be irrelevant in the grand scheme of things but are still tits and that’s something magical in an era of every bitch dying of breast cancer….right?

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2019

Mar

Dora Madison Burge into Showing Nipples of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge is in her 40s. She was on Friday Night Lights. You’d need to be in your 40s to know what that is. I don’t think she played the hot chick. But she is out there still trying to make it in the world of social media following gets you jobs. Because she’s got her nipples out for attention, hoping to increase following, hoping to get a job, because her last role on IMDB and hasn’t had work since 2017…it’s 2019….

She is virtually doing zero…so to take a nipple selfie which takes 5 seconds may be the answer to her future of finally working again…even though at 40…for a woman who never was…the odds are against her…and we have no hope for her..but I am a charitable guy and I don’t mind showing the world nipples that want to be seen.

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