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2019

04

Jan

Stella Maxwell Lingerie of the Day

I don’t believe in lebsianism. It is a myth. So this Stella Maxwell lesbianism seems like bullshit to me.

Not because she did a weird porno shoot with a dude for attention the other day…

But because Lesbians, like the real die hard and official lesbians don’t look like this, and don’t like girls who look like this.

It’s some Hollywood rendition of lesbianism, that is really just a girl into pussy that can take her places, like to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog that I assume they still ship out to married men everywhere to jerk off to.

I don’t doubt she eats cunt, or sits on faces…I just doubt her intentions and authenticity….and that is my right to judge, because I am a human with an opinion, stop trying to take that from me.

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2019

04

Jan

Hanalei Reponty Topless Surfer of the Day

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Hanalei Reponty is a “free surfer” and bikini model…who has a long, lean and hot body that is capitalizing on the whole surfer thing, since being a surfer is a big deal right now, and the whole girls don’t have to surf competitively, they just have to be able to get up on a board or carry a board for an excuse to be in a bikini for people like me to say “look at the surfer”…since the majority of the world have never seen the ocean and if they have it was probably on some resort where they were drunk pissing in the pool for most of the time…cuz that’s where the bikinis were and we never see enough bikini…

Hanalei Reponty is obviously also the kind of girl who thinks she’s hot, or knows she’s hot, and is getting naked with that hot skinny body…or topless…because free the nipple…she’s a surfer no need to be all uptight and not topless…you know at one with the sea or some shit…

Apparently these are old, but who needs new when a tit is out…even if that tit is on a man faced girl…cuz we don’t realize she’s man faced…when the tit is out..

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2019

04

Jan

This Dude Gets It… and Other Videos of the Day

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Dude Gets Taken Out When Driver Checks Out Girl

Father Makes his Kid Drink

Suicide Fail 2019

Naked Dude Wants a Smoke

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2019

04

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was at the grocery store last night, it’s really the only thing I do because I have a fat wife who sends me on errands all the time…and I saw a hot young mom carting around her kid like she was what you’d expect a Kardashian to be….only you know the Kardashian’s keep their kids with the hired help and only interact with them for money….but this doughy muppet faced 19 year old in her slutty outfit despite being winter…and I knew….”this bitch is on instagram, she’s trying to be an influencer, following the Kardashian lead, and even got knocked up because of it”…her body bounced back but you could tell she was thinking “maybe I shoulda just bought the fashion trend they were selling, the kylie make-up, anything but this shit”….because when you’re not a rich Kardashian…and you have to actually raise the kid….it’s not as fun as free trips to Dubai where dudes from instagram shit on her.

Point being…the internet is a lie…

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Katy Perry is Disgusting
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2019

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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When it comes to harassment guys are always like, “I’d love it if a woman masturbated in front of me or grabbed me by the dick without permission,” but our minds automatically imagine an “attractive” woman. Most of us would have a different response if the woman looked like a female version of Louis CK or Donald Trump.

I wonder if the #MeToo movement is still a thing, it seems people have moved onto other things to whine about, I haven’t figured out what those things are – because I avoid the internet…despite having a website…I don’t really feel the need to stay current on anything….

But I do think that a bro’s approach to harassment is the right one….you know the whole “I’d love for a woman to grab me by my man pussy, or jerked off for me like she was Louie CK, or had underage sex with me like she was Paul Walker, or if she drugged me for free and fucked me like Cosby….why are these girls complaining”…well it’s for their personal gain first and foremost…it looks good on social media…makes them seem hot and desirable and a victim….and sure they will try to position it as “imagine if a woman who looked like trump, or Louie, or Cosby, or anyone did that to you”….and I’m like sure…I mean if she has a pussy I’m willing to at least see how offended, victimized, disgusted I get….you don’t know til you don’t try….

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Kourtney Kardashian Needs a Coat
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Iguana and his Toy
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Chris Crocker Eats Food Out of His Ass
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Bridge of the Day
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Gigi Hadid is Single
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Taylor Swift Shuts Down her App
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Laundry Fuck
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2019

03

Jan

Harley Quinn Smith Bikini of the Day

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Harley Quinn Smith is Kevin Smith’s daughter, who you’d expect to look like this, because her dad is Kevin Smith….

He may be a survivor of Heart Attacks from Obesity…but he’s not the genetically enhanced sperm you’d expect to make a hot girl….

But luckily thanks to technology, the nerd icon, with all his super hero virgin weirdness…and catalog of TERRIBLE fucking movies you all probably like cuz you’re 50 and can relate to him….rich girls don’t need to be hot to get into a bikini…they can all do it, they can use apps to make themselves look hot, or they can use daddy’s credit card, whether a legit daddy or just a dad they met on some dating app…to buy a new face..tits….and clearly not Liposcution from the midsection from this one….because I guess she gets it from her daddy…and likes to show off what being a Smith is all about…

The good news for her is that virgin loser nerds will like her cuz she has a vagina…and that rich nerds who are inspired by her dad’s content will like her cuz of who her dad is…so she doesn’t need my validation to say “maybe body positivity isn’t the best thing to put into a bikini”….let’s keep the pants on until we reach our New Year New Me fitness goals…it’s only fair.

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2019

03

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Tight Leggings of the Day

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Another year gone by – another year J.Lo shows off her fat ass and pretends that she’s not pushing 50…or maybe she is 50…I don’t know these things. I am not Wikipedia and I didn’t like J.Lo when she was 20, 35 years ago, so I don’t like her in her liposuction, being an old evil hag, the mean Queen from Disney, trying to steal attention from actual young, hot talent.

But she’s Puerto Rican and they are loyal to their people who make it in the world…and for that she will continue performing til she dies…even if she doesn’t even know how to speak Spanish and that Puerto Rican angle is just an angle to break through back in the 90s when the industry allowed Latin people to be more than just I Love Lucy’s husband.

Point being…this is all a scam…a scam in leggings…really strong leggings…holding up her ass…

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2019

03

Jan

Karrueche Tran Wet Bikini of the Day

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If only all trans looked like this….I’d be more into trans as a concept, instead of just seeing it for the weird mental disorder that it is, and not really respecting it as a movement because I don’t like pandering to anyone who whines about being accepted or included….but at the same time, I don’t judge men who dress as women and compete in Women’s sports as a trans, I think that’s hilarious and a good strategy to get sponsor deals and fame….I also know trans people, who know they are mentally fucked up, and don’t expect me to think Trans is a movement or a thing beyond men dressing like women and wanting to be called women….it’s the non trans people that are more annoying about trans rights than anything…..

Point being, Karrueche Tran was Chris Brown’s girl after he beat the fuck out of Rihanna, because rich guys, famous guys can do no wrong and will always find a hot bitch who wants to associate no matter how fucking crazy or weird they are.

Well, she’s in a bikini….Go Trans…give her access to my COED bathroom…it’s inclusive and there are cameras in the toilet.

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2019

03

Jan

Phoebe Tonkin Naked for TV of the Day

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Phoebe Tonkin is not Phoebe Price…and I hate her for it.

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2019

03

Jan

Selena Gomez Tight Leggings of the Day

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Selena Gomez is so weirdly shaped…seeing her and her fitness outfit is zero erotic…but for some reason, she’s the hottest celeb on the instagram, and every Selena Gomez post gets clicks….

I don’t know if all of yall are perverts who used to jerk off to Barney….where she got her break, or maybe you’re a little cooler than I expect and thought that her big break was when she secretly produced Harmony Korine’s Spring Breakers, which turned out to be shit, but you were hopeful cuz you’re old and remember KIDS being something better that it was….but really you just liked Chloe Sevigny getting aids…

I just know Disney marketing may have mentally fucked her, physically fucked her, giving her LUPUS and Kidney Transplants….while in Rehab due to addiction…where she came out with bigger tits and a new face….but it made her matter..and isn’t that what everyone wants….to matter….or maybe it’s to mattress…cuz fuck this internet nonsense and give me a nap.

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