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2019

14

Mar

Bella Thorne Bolt on Tits and Bad Wig of the Day

Bella Thorne and her bolt on tits….were in Miami…living that Disney life. Being that slimy fuck plastic faced idiot on social media, who gets mainstream work, because her team has convinced the talent buyers that she’s the voice or the face of her generation…all while looking like she stinks…

It’s hard to hate on young, masculine, women and their bolt on tits…doing anything that can to get noticed pretending they don’t give a fuck but we know the second people stop paying attention to her…she’ll be the first to have that drug overdose…

Here’s more of this pig in a bikini…

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2019

14

Mar

Sara Foster in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Sara Foster is Katharine McPhee’s stepdaughter….interesting.

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2019

14

Mar

Barbara Palvin Big Ass of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is the girl, who a lot of people loved….but who Victoria’s Secret put on the sidelines, despite investing a ton of time and money into her…because she was fat…replacing her with her friend Stella Maxwell…

I thought it was pretty rude of them, considering they used her as a patsy or diversion, when Miranda Kerr fucked Bieber….and the tabloids put out “VS Model Banged Bieber”…and they tried to position it onto this poor 18 year old Hungarian who didn’t know better…a few months earlier she was waiting in the breadline…

But then VS got slaughter for not being inclusive, a stance I appreciate, cuz fat chicks are gross, but that is STUPID for business, cuz ultimately the products are for girls, most girls are fat, make their damn sizes…make money…you gotta be dumb to alienate 50 percent of the market cuz they are obese…idiots…

So they brought back Palvin as their plus sized girl..and here is her fat ass.

LOOK – she’s in a magazine being weird also…

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2019

14

Mar

Bar Refaeli Workout Erotica of the Day

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Israeli Defense evader / Tax Evader / Leo DiCaprio cock fucking, celebrity loving, rich guy marrying, mom from Tel Aviv, Bar Refaeli….still exists..and she still puts smut up on the internet featuring herself in slutty positions doing slutty things like working out…which is the gateway content to bikini pics…and eventual dramatic nude pics..cuz all these women are the same…whether they’ve BEEN up inside LEO….or trying to BE up in Leo…it’s just too easy to pose sensually, cockteasing, for likes….that feel good on your soul or ego…cuz when you’re an old model, even when rich, rocking that mom pussy…it’s hard to keep your confidence up….but instagram likes…they fucking help.

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2019

14

Mar

Kate Beckinsale Slutty of the Day

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I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale is one of the people paying for her daughter to get into school, because she does have a slutty daughter, you would assume needs to have her admissions test forged by an insider, because she’s slutty on social media and I like to assume that sluts can’t be smart even though sluts are smart for being sluts..easy way to get where they want to go to manipulate…

I do know that Kate Beckinsale loves the attention she’s getting, the being seen as the ot chick she’s always been seen as, out there fucking 20 year old dudes…some who may be her daughter’s friends…because old rich women can be as perverted as old rich men..but in Beckinsale’s case…she’s hotter thank most 25 year old women..so it seems less creepy…but I don’t know how many miles that cunt has on her….but like any used car…it’s likely rolled back and this outfit is like the paintjob that you get distracted by and buy into..without looking at the actual engine…or smelling it to make sure there are no leaks.

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2019

14

Mar

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties Out of the Day

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Mariah Carey, like J.Lo, don’t know when to hang up their dancing shoes and sit out some of the opportunities that come their way, because they are egos, narcissists and fucking love money that at their point in their career, with their level of celebrity, is fucking easy to do…they just need to show up to wherever they are going…and fans…will go fucking nuts…but the problem is that with all that they have, all the opportunity they have, their vanity forces them to try to be hot…well into their 50s…and it’s weird.

Big tits though.

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2019

14

Mar

Stella Hudgens Living that Sister Life of the Day

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The more interesting character than the celebrity daughter, is the celebrity sister, because they were raised in the same household as the celebrity, but weren’t as important or good at earning as the celebrity, but they got to ride the celebrity wave with great gifts, hand me downs and plus one trips all without having to do any of the work….so you could just leverage that sister, get all you wanted from anyone because of that sister, and that is the best kind of mooch, even if deep down they wish they were the sister, and end up showing off tit pics for attention to speak to their own audience that they have only because of the sister….

It’s a level of knowing they are inadequate…but have a good life…making for an interesting character full of desperation and despair…but all in an awesome setting.

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2019

14

Mar

Hannah Holman Naked and Painted On of the Day

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Hannah Holman’s got a hole man…here’s her hole man…

It is a hole she’s willing to spread out all over the internet for attention, to get noticed, to either be famous or to find a way to become an instagram model who doesn’t need to work due to brand deals…

It is a hole that she gets off on you getting off on.

All she needed was some stupid concept and a dude with instagram followers to bring it…to give her that fucking dream…

Apparently, she’s an actual model:

“The child of a schoolteacher mom and cattle rancher father. She was raised in a small (population approx 210) town of Leamington, Utah. she is the youngest of 4 children. She is skilled as a western horse rider, having helped her father for years. Holman was discovered at 15 at a shopping mall.”

She has a wikipedia page….but actual models can be getting naked whores for attention too…

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2019

14

Mar

Elsie Hewitt – Average Chick with Big Tits of the Day

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Elsie Hewitt is some big tits from isntagram who got naked on instagram and because of the big tits as following on instagam…and thanks to that big tit inspired following…she’s signed to a repped by actual companies trying to navigate social media…who don’t realize that what they are actually doing is repping a set of big tits…cuz we are all a bunch of perverts..from the dudes subscribing to the tits…to the girl born with the tits saying – this is gonna work out nice for me…

Making the moves…showing that ass too…but not naked cuz I guess she refining her look.

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2019

14

Mar

Jessica Alba Old Mom Knees to Mouth Foot Fetish and Pussy Mound of the Day

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Jessica Alba is on the media publicity tour for some show that she’s on because that’s what self absorbed actors do…

Alba, who has never really made it as an actor, but had a huge celebrity for being hot in shit movies….but used that celebrity to launch some brand she likely had nothing to do with other than hang out at the office and pretend to work there to make it seem legit…when it wasn’t legit..it was a long drawn out brand deal that got bitch paid as a tech tycoon and retail tycoon with her massive brand..

But that doesn’t feed her ego, her urning to be an actress…so she’s back at that…still looking good at her old fucking age…and here are her feet that you know people are jerking off to cuz foot fetishes are real…

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