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2019

05

Mar

Brie Larson Average at Best for an Average bitch Trying to Be Sexy in Bathing Suits of the Day

Brie Larson is overrated scam that Hollywood decided to create…..

Her looks, her acting, everything about her is totally uninspiring. She’s not exciting. She’s not some sleeper talent. She was placed into an Oscar winning performance by her team, who decided she was the one to run with. They need big payday girls to justify big budgets that get them all paid stupid money.

Now she’s a comicbook hero, in the comic book movies, which are the only movies that make stupid money….movies only money grubbing pieces of shit….who don’t care about the stat of hollywood, moviemaking or any artistry….sign in for the money, to be rich as fuck, cuz that’s all these garbage people think about…that is why most out of hollywood is fucking shit.

Brie Larson is overrated scam that Hollywood decided to create…

She’s fucking garbage.

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She was at a premiere for Captian Marvel, her sell-out role…with her tits out so people notice…

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2019

05

Mar

Kelly Brooke Plus Size Erotica of the Day

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Kelly Brooke isn’t hot, she’s also Old as fuck, but she is a good example of a set of huge fucking tits that distract, even lie to the general public….blinding them with tit and allowing the titty host body to get through life, with fans and audience, making money and getting work, even moving to LA to try to make it in AMerica at 35 years old, she’s in her 40s now…all while being a fat chick…from an era before fat chicks were publicly accepted….all because her tits distracted, blinded and allowed her to do all she dreamt of doing…pretty amazing the power of tits…and the fact that all these plus sized models fighting the mainstream saying they are healthy despite their premature death…clearly aren’t aware of titty models from the 90s…like Kelly Brook….right…

Men don’t hate fat chicks, I mean I do, but it’s other women that hate fat chicks, we’re dudes we like all tits and pussies, even the gross ones.

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2019

05

Mar

Raisa Raudas Nipples of the Day

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I dont’ know who Raisa Raudas is…I guess I could google her…but I figure I’ll just post her nipples and do some outreach to you, my friend, my only friend, to do it for me….

I accept emails….or comments…

I don’t know why my brain is so lazy, maybe I’ve stroked out like Luke Perry. Maybe writing this site all these years has robbed me of my hopes, dreams, hustle, inspiration…my attempts to troll the mainstream media dead like my spirit….even when girls like Raisa Raudas are still out there motivated, doing all they can to reach their hopes and dreams….even put their tits out there….in what isn’t erotic in Europe…but is Erotic in America…and I’m sure Europeans still jerk off to tits…I mean at least the non queer ones who are hard to find since they all have the silly queer accents…

Point being….Raisa Raudas…doing good things for all of us.

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2019

05

Mar

Kourtney Kardashian Naked of the Day

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Kourtney Kardashian naked trying to promote her new business

Here are the rest of the idiots all faced tuned for Instagram

All to coincide with Kylie Jenner’s business in cosmetics having made her a legit billionaire at the tender age of 21, despite her face looking 45, thanks to all the face injections she’s got to make her more tolerable to look at, more porny than dogly, someting that make up didn’t fix, but that idiot kids on social media assume it did, so they bust out their parents credit card to buy.

The fact is that if you have the social media power that the Kardashians have, where you have all the idiots in the palms of your greasy fucking hands, not having a series of brands is idiotic….because so many people are ready to buy the snakeoil you snakes are selling.

It is amazing that they managed to control the media as well as they did. I know they have a huge team of people navigating all this shit for them…but in so many ways it is fucking brilliant…not just because they broke the billion dollar mark…but because they broke the billion dollar mark being uninspiring, disgusting, uninteresting, not cute or well spoken, stains even threats on society as a whole….but they can sell fucking product better than any Avon lady can….and the whole thing is really only crazy because people buy into them….when all I see is low level shit….now billionaire low level shit…but still low level shit…with a lot of other shit because people are shit…running after it…blind leading the blind, only instead of being blind, they are just all MUPPET faced.

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2019

05

Mar

Bethenny Frankle Old Lady Bikini of the Day

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Bethenny Frankle is here to remind you that there is such thing as being too old to wear a bikini…

Whether you’re into fucking the zombie looking old rich bitch from Reality TV or not, it doesn’t matter and it’s not saying much…you would fuck anything…including an actual corpse, even if it wasn’t still warm….so a bitch who looks like a Corpse, who is rich, and who is hotter than anything you’ve fucked, which isn’t saying much…doesn’t negate the fact that at 30…maybe 35 in some VERY special cases…stick to the Burkini bitch…

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2019

05

Mar

Madison Beer Turns 20 of the Day

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Madison Beer turns 20 today….

This is what we call big titty on a small frame news that really doesn’t’ matter.

It is just a pleasant reminder that Michael Jackson isn’t the only creepy fuck out there…

And that when this girl started our, probably 6-8 years ago…while her whore of a mother ready to sell her child to the fucking perverts like she was in True Detective Season 3…..or really like the parents of the Jackson abuse victims….who want the dream so bad, they don’t care they are buying their 13 year old push up bras and low cut shirts to get views on the YOUTUBE channel that got her a record deal, that made her matter and that is the foundation of her attempt to move from Youtube to Mainstream…with all her paparazzi clickbait…because that’s living the dream…who mom’s dream that has become her dream by default…

Like any young bitch you’ve jacked off to, another birthday is another year further away from where you felt was her prime…

Creeps.

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2019

05

Mar

Ariana Grande Bra Top of the Day

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I read a post on something that said that Ariana Grande is the most followed person on Social Media….knocking off the other ethnic Disney Star with a tan who does song and dance….Selena Gomez….

So I clicked on her profile and saw this video of her singing.

It made me want to kill myself, or at least find a way to destroy my ears so that I never have to hear again…because along with being a midget weirdo who is not hot, no matter what dead rapper or SNL castmember jerked off to her….she’s not very hot…and she is fully fucking annoying and I think you need some of that to make your day worse than it is…cuz sucking at life needs consistent reminders.

Here she is in a bra…..

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2019

05

Mar

Martha Hunt Topless for Fashion of the Day

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Martha Hunt is some Taylor Swift groupie, or was one of her real life barbie Dolls that Swift collected, and probably played with, because she had no childhood…some Michael Jackson shit, but more reasonable because she was doing it in partnership with the brand, so that she could probably monetize it….rather than diddling with 7 year olds like him…she just collected an army of tall underwear models. Far more reasonable….

I’m sure like all Models, Martha probably appreciated the Taylor Swift attention or co-sign, they are out there trying to get paid, working towards being public figures…and having a huge star like Taylor Swift on board is great for business…not that it did that much for her in terms of her fame…I mean she’s about as famous as she was before the Taylor years..but it may have helped get her higher pay days, so that she didn’t have to follow other models by being hookers to rich dudes…even though they are all hookers to rich dudes…you know feminism comes in weird forms when th hot women are still selling themselves to rich men…

She’s got her tit out for fashion, there is nipple, it’s a big tit, a good tit, a friendly tit….so we must celebrate that tit by looking at it.

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2019

05

Mar

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is so boring….

But she’s strategic, and I’ll always give a strategic girl credit where credit is deserved…

She’s the averagely hot, ethnic Canadian who managed to make it in America…and who understood that her following on Social Media that is huge, thanks to being a huge show when instagam happened, was more valuable than her acting…

So she’s done the youtuber thing, the influencer thing, she even published teen youth fiction series of books that will be turned into a movie one day and that she owns, and will make a shit ton of money off of..

It’s smart….I mean you can be a set of tits on the internet, getting naked, and being reduced to a whore…or stripper….like most of the instagram sluts. Or you can make a fucking business, with a vision, because you have all the marketing power you need in the perverts sitting waiting for her bikini pics…

She’s apparently some cunty rich kid from a Rich neighborhood….that’s the inside scoop in canada – where we are all neighbors.

That said, I can’t imagine anyone in her position not being cunty…but she’s in a bikini and that offsets most things….like a bad attitude….