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2019

Mar

Dakota Fanning Leggings of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is creepy…

Just another one of these kids who had parents who had a dream – a dream so big that they threw their daughter into the pedophile filled corrupt hollywood…where perverts and degenerates manipulated their way to becoming rich as fuck…and untouchable…because everyone couldn’t see past their celebrity and admit that they are evil…especially not parents with a dream.

Well Dakota…a victim, who hasn’t cracked yet…surprisingly….

But who is showing some of her front crack in leggings…

Which is a good look for her…at least as far as I’m concerned…

The vagina of creepy child stars when they are adult is not creepy to masturbate to….so long as you weren’t a fan of her’s when she was that celebrated child star….

You’re the kind of guy who goes to Thailand for the beaches…aren’t you…

Fucking pervert.

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2019

Mar

Girl Pees as She Shops and Other Videos of the Day

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Woman in Shorts Beats Dude with Shovel

Brawl at the Cardi B Concert…

Awkward UK Knockout

Bar Owner Assaults is Barmaid

Garage Eats a Man

AMerican TOurist Didn’t want to Pay his Whore

Ottawa Police Killing a Man

GETAWAY Driver Leaves her Accomplices LOL

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2019

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I went to the grocery store with a pervert friend of mine I call myself.. and some girl walked by us in a tight t-shirt….no jacket..no bra…hard nipples..full tits…why? Who cares…

Keep in mind it is winter here and we haven’t seen a tight t-shirt or cleavage in the last few months. I don’t go to clubs – or bars – or leave the house much so when I saw them I said “That shirt is hugging her tits like Trump Hugs the American Flag….”

Keep in mind, we are in Canada and Trump isn’t as volatile as he is in America…I didn’t expect any response, I mean I didn’t realize I said it out loud and next thing you know she’s bitching at her friend offended but Canadian and non-confrontation “what the fuck did he say about my tits that old fat pervert”….she was offended, objectified and ready to fight…or at least make derogatory comments about my body…I guess she didn’t learn in her feminist class that body positivity is a thing and love all bodies is a thing…maybe the reason she went into the grocery store without a jacket on…like some kind of harlot trying to get her tits seen…it is winter coat weather bitch…and you’re not in a coat…I get what you’re doing…trying to get your tits seen…and making an announcement when they were seen….

Point of the story, if you Bring your tits around me. I’ll look.

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R-Kelly Blames Parents For Selling Their Daughters to Him
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Making Out Girls – Putting on a Show
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Making Friends at 65 MPH
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Woman Bitten by Snake While Sleeping
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US Marine Stops Sucker Punch
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Sailor Brinkley in a Bikini
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Man Shatters Door During Ceremony
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Avalanche Footage
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People are so excited about Season 8 – Game of Thrones
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Ohio – Roller Coaster Capital of the World
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Dude – Buy this – Fuck This – It Never Says No
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2019

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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Show me your tits!

Not to make this about Michael Jackson because I really don’t care….even though it’s the third most watch documentary of all time…

It’s that my life is dull and I have nothing else going on, so I watched the documentary and that is the extent of my social life….or my interacting with pop culture….other than that…it’s just me staring at the wall….so it’s gotta be about MJ…..I have nothing else to talk about….

So…anyone who thinks any grown man, with an amusement park for a kidnapper van, and who thinks sharing a bed with little boys….is misunderstood or the victim….you’re fucking crazy…and anyone who is questioning the characters of the VICTIM…victim Blamers!…maybe you should think they have questionable characters because they were raped by the king of pop at the age of 7….

You’re all fucking nuts!

We could instead talk about how 21 year old Kylie Jenner is a self made billionaire…who hasn’t worked a day in her life and who is the opposite of self made…..which I thought was a story months ago and not sure why it’s a story today….Social media….Living in a world where I can see a girl I don’t know’s pussy…without paying her because she’s a power woman, a feminist, bringing down toxic masculinity…while wanting to really be an object, it’s coded into her soul, she wants to feed that Toxic Masculinity….so she does it by posting it to social media…Social media so many things to so many people, for me it is the nudes, for you following your favorite celebs, or memes, politics….to sluts a platform to make it, to Kylie Jenner the reason she’s a billionaire….

That said, Luke Perry is still dead…he died for our SINS….it is not an elaborate hoax…on Mardi Gras….the holiest of days…..

Shit, it’s Mardi Gras….a dream holiday in a great city….yet I’m here sitting in a snowbank…

Maybe you gotta ask some girls to see their tits…throw some beads at them for payment…do it on a cam site since like me that’s the only girl who interacts with you….

Mardi Gras girls and Cam Girls really are smarter than most feminists today who show their tits for free….cash is motherfuckers….

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Idiot Couple Misses their Cruise Ship…..Pretty Funny
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Land Shark VS Kite Surfer
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Krysten Ritter – Pregnant Pokies…
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Zendaya Leg Flash…
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Charlotte Lawrence in a See Through
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Gigi Hadid or Bella Hadid in a Bikini
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Girl Knocks Bouncer Out
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Aunt Shows No Mercy in a Foot Race
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Will Smith to Play Serena Williams’ Dad
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Terrible News about the Number 1 Song in AMerica
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Thick GIrls
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Nipples in a Sheer Dress
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Snow Diving in Wisconsin
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Largest SUV in the World
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Shannon Doherty Tribute to Luke Perry
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Colin Hanks’ Luke Perry Memory
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Florida Man Arrested for Wanting to BBQ Child Molestors
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Jules Liesl BikinI Cameltoe
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Bull Thinks He’s a Horse
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Cheesing is a Dumb New Internet Trend
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Deep Snow Swallows Snowmobile…
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Marine Surpises Girlfriend. Too Bad She Wasn’t in the Midst of Sucking NEw Dick
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Donald Trump Loves Fast Food
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Topless in Movies…
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Ming-Na Wen – Slutty Asian
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Taylor Swift on a Hike…
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Milana Vayntrub – Cleavage….
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Old Fashioned Beer Bottle Fuck
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Porn Star Sucks a Duck at a Party / Music Festival
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Jurassic Park Titty Drop….
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Bikini Girl in Shower Gets Fucked Up
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Changing Room Selfies…
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Humanity Needs a Reset – This is the Proof….
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Amateur YourYam
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A Bunch of Butt Shots…
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Sleeping Butthole of the Day
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The Worst Ham Ever
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Somewhere Someone is Masturbating to This
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NO Sex While Driving…
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Blanky Panky is a Solid Reddit Amateur
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Worst Way to Wait in Line…
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The Uber Killer
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Chubby Dildo
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Balcony Nudists
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Mila Azul – Titty Hang
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2019

Mar

Bella Thorne Crackhead Bikini of the Day

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Bella Thorne is such fucking trash.

That’s all I have to say about that or the clickbait she is producing, on her qust to be the next Kylie Jenner…billion dollar instagram product hustler cashing in on her idiot fans…

Fake titty shake in a bikini, even though fake tits cause cancer, with her meth looking skin…is just gross…and looks like it smells…it looks like the reason I once got a rash after getting into a Hot Tub at a hotel…dirty water thanks to dirty fucking people…using it as a toilet, bath, and place to climax…where their herpes lives for weeks or months for poor bastards assuming hot tubs, warm water that strangers soak in, is perfectly healthy, safe and somewhere they want to soak…

Gross.

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2019

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Carnival of the Day

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It’s MARDI GRAS Today… Where are the fucking titties?Being based in a basement apartment in the middle of fucking winter…the titties aren’t here..

I’m hoping the titties in New Orleans…the best of the American cities…hands fucking down and titties fucking out…

So here’s Candice Swanepoel, the Victoria’s Secret model, mom of two, not ready to retire…. doing her own Mardi Gras appearance for Brazilian Carnivale…which is their Mardi Gras..the day before Ash Wednesday, some Catholic shit…eat your pancakes….live large before fasting the next 40 days…depriving yourself of sex or booze or whatever you choose to deprive yourself with….probably masturbation….because it’s the closest you get to sex and you know it’s posing a problem on your psychological well being….and getting in the way of accomplishing your dreams…as all this porn is a fucking distraction…

Point being..model at Carnivale…

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2019

Mar

Taylor Swift Ass in Shorts of the Day

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I saw this Taylor Swift meme and felt the need to post it…because it’s so fucking bad…and a reminder that not all memes are created equally, but also a reminder that I’ve failed at Social media due to my inability to MEME.

If I was a solid meme creator, or MEME curator, I would be rich as fuck off dumb relatable jokes that eventually just get submitted….and that you theoretically can hire an assistant to post for you so you can do other things like sitting on your ass all day…

Instead, I am downloading and uploading pics of nonsense celebs that I can get sued over….for ungrateful assholes and 5 dollars a day….

With ZERO relevance….after so many hours of updates over 14 fucking years….

When all I had to do was MEME…

What a fail….Taylor Swift’s ass in shorts remind me of that failure…..it also reminds me that I hate this bitch…and I don’t look forward to her new tour and promotional tour she’s about to go on because she’s out there on another cash grab with a new album….annoying.

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2019

Mar

Cardi B – Stripper on a Yacht of the Day

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Cardi B is the hottest popstar in the world, who came from a stripper background and who brought her stripper storyline to the mainstream as it was a public part of her story….

I find her trash, but I find everything trash, but I also think strippers are great, no real bullshit with them, unless you’re trying to fuck them….it can get expensive…but when it comes to grabbing their tits and asses..it’s just transactional. A logical way to deal with chicks who are too hot to ever let you touch their tits outside of the stripclub…even if they are garbage fucking humans….you can still grab the tits and THAT is what matters….

I do think her story spoke to all the girls out there with no opinion of their own, easily influenced, who are borderline sex workers….giving them more reason to keep up the sex working, to take it pro…..where they hope they can end up like Cardi B…the biggest star in America….If that stripper can make it….they can all make it…and in the process…a whole influx of new young tits to grab for 10 dollars a song…NOT bad…always into new tits.

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2019

Mar

Gisele Bundchen Wet for Vogue of the Day

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Gisele Bundchen getting wet for Vogue Germany….because Tom Brady’s got their press agents and PR team on riding that Superbowl win hype, while perpetuating the lie that Gisele isn’t a transgender…born with a dick…who as time has gone on, the transition has made her face more feminine, because I guess more money has gone into her mission of being as woman as possible.

I don’t really know why I decided Gisele was trans back at Victoria’s Secret….I just assumed it was one of those lies that got too deep or too big to manage. What was a logical casting decision by the brand in the back streets of brazil “She’ll never get her period, no risk of days off or bloat for two weeks a month, it’s a win”…..sold off to Tom Brady – a gay athlete….like all athletes…they grow up showering together, no fear of the dick…..only to be this weird power couple…

I guess I just think it’s a better story than star model, meets star player, makes store family, live in huge mansions in various places…cuz they are stupid rich possible truth…

Maybe her gender is like the Flat Earth movement…we’ll never know the truth.

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2019

Mar

Jessica Alba Erotica of the Day

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Jessica Alba pushing her tits together because she heard Kylie Jenner is a billionaire from her social media make-up line and figures that at 40, she better step the fuck up with her whoring the fuck out – because she hasn’t tried hard enough in terms of being a whore – even though she was only cast for being the hot chick, she was the low hanging fruit hot chick who put her tits out there…she was the hot chick who was never naked, who launched a brand, and who became a mom of 3-4….and now….Jessica Alba’s here bringing it…because all these people want to get as much money as possible, far more money than the next guy, because that’s how egos work. You gotta be the best…..

So here’s some old lady tits, that still look good, cuz she’s got that Mexican blood in her, all that money, and doesn’t fucking rot away like white chicks do.

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