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2019

06

Mar

Eniko’s Got her Tits Out of the Day

Eniko Mihalik is my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty and always shows her Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values, Down with the USSR, Rationed Bread line, Fall of Communism, hard working, still a Socialist…like Bernie Sanders….but more into capitalism…because it allows her sex work to be well paid….

She’s got a hard manly face, she’s old as fuck and has been around for a while now….but nothing wrong with her bringing out the tits for us to stare at…nthing wrong with that at all.

Her nudity catalog runs deep and has been going on for years…and years and years…which is the benefit of overhyped, marketed as luxury, models who get topless…just so many titty pics to choose from and she’s still contributing to the cause, which is her cause, self serving cunt…but a self serving cunt who shows off her tits and that’s ok.

We are all winners.

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2019

06

Mar

Izabel Goulart’s Racy of the Day

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Izabel Goulart, one of the more fit models on social media. Who is probably pushing 40 years old now Who was once a Victoria’s Secret model scooped by by Victoria’s Secret early in her life, creating a career, making her rich, allowing her to live in Brazil where she comes out of hiding for their yearly fashion show…while the rest of the time she spends working out, having very low body fat through fitness, but no fear of losing her tits…they are little bolt ons…thank god…

Well…it was Carnival, the party before Ash Wednesday, when you Catholics are supposed to shut down shop after one huge blow-out…that involves as many naked or close to naked chicks possible…you know to really celebrate..

I assume this is her outfit…racy, wild, looks like a good time…Izabel Goulart…old as fuck, sure, but still brings it…like a crack addicted trans prostitute in need of a hit, knowing that Trans is globally accepted and that it is finally his tranny time to shine, after of life of being reserved for the weirdos who are why he has AIDS, but shit’s mainstream now..dude worked a lifetime for this….so bring it….

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2019

06

Mar

Georgiana Saraev Nipples of the Day

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Apparently Georgiana Saraev is a legit model, this is just some titty for fashion, which is what I call getting naked and not damaging your reputation as a model, and not being reduced to being a shameless instagrammy bitch, or not being reduced to a sex worker or Playboy chick, who would never get a brand deal because she’s a whore…an idea that is less and less a thing, the more slutty girls girl, the more the Kardashians who are built off of a porn tape get….

It’s call a spade a spade…and the context of titty veiwing doesn’t phase me…so long as I’m seeing the tit…..so long as the end result is the same…a whore, or an artist, is virtually the same fucking thing.

YAY for us titty procurers…

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2019

06

Mar

Halsey Ass Out of the Day

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Halsey disgusts me.

From her catchy designed for success music…because she’s a fucking pawn in an industry using her to make shitty hits…

To her publicly using drugs and not getting fired…too much invested in her…gave her some edge kids digesting pop relate to….

To her exploiting the fact that her dad is black to benefit herself..

She’s just a club kid in the VIP room who sucked the right dick and all of a sudden matters..

She’s bullshit. She’s not hot…

I just find her disgusting….

But I do like fabric that doesn’t breathe on hot summer days hugging pussy….that moist scent of a jungle – filled with budding life thanks to what it took to get here…more like a damp basement of a pussy….overpowers my disgust for Halsey.

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2019

06

Mar

Victoria Justice in a Bikini of the Day

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Victoria Justice, someone who created the Ariana Grande celebrity by not being as compelling or talented on the show they were on together, allowing Ariana Grande to really shine…

Her lack of talent, looks, appeal allowed Ariana Grande to be the most followed bitch on instagram.

That must eat her fucking up at night, the jealousy, the catty-ness…girls hate each other as a general rule, and Grande, who wasn’t the person the show they were named after, that little midget troll Grande…fucking won.

So post some bathing suit pics, maybe it’ll give that few seconds of feeling adequate, desired, wanted….that attention will offset the deep sadness in her soul knowing in her core – that she fucking sucks.

Here’s her racy dress…

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2019

06

Mar

Hailey Bieber’s Church Hooker Outfit of the Day

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Hailey Bieber pretends to be some new age Jesus freak. Her dad is also a Jesus Freak…after years of being a coke addicted mess….and his business partner the My Pillow guy also a Jesus freak…Hailey may not know better…or may not care…but she’s the sluttiest that the church has to offer…just a debaucherous little fame chasing whore who spent her life being an influencer or instagram model…instead of committing to the church and doing good.

I don’t take her religions seriously…just look at the fuck me boots…modest cuz she has a coat on…but if the right job came along before she got that Bieber money…she’d have her pussy lips spread for the opportunity..garbage.

Here she is in some tight leggings drinking ENSURE a meal replacement cuz bitch needs to stay skinny, it’s all she’s got going for her, other than the fact Bieber didn’t sign a Pre-Nup…and she’s now set for life thanks to his parents whoring him out to the world….everyone gets a piece…except Selena Gomez..that bitch is just creepy and obsessed with him…while this Hailey Beiber brat knows her place…and that is being his body double cuz they look the fucking same…

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2019

06

Mar

Avalon Nadfalusi Instathot of the Day

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Avalon Nadfalusi is the instathot of the day…

The world doesn’t have enough trashy Australian chicks who get naked or half naked on instagram….building out an audience…

It’s like every DJ Whore club girl raver, every stripper, every bar maid or waitress, every hot chick and average at best chick….has an instagram…where any chance she gets to post the pics she finds the hottest of herself…she takes.

I don’t think we need to do much research on Avalon….we can just scope out her self produced content.

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2019

06

Mar

Doutzen Kroes Nipples of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes fired from Victoria’s Secret. Married to some IBIZA resident DJ black guy who probably cheats on her consistently, not because he’s black, but because he’s a DJ and that’s what they do….even when they have the passive, understanding, wife back home with all the kids…knowing that the woman gets it’s part of the lifestyle and that she’s no longer the top VS Angel he bought into and is now some expired bitch…who he loves, has a family with maybe, is a support or partner now that she’s out of work and has a lot of freetime maybe…but that is still an expired bitch.

She’s obviously putting her tits out there to get more attention…to increase her profile and impress her husband who was once excited by her exhibitionism…and when you can see a models nipples – that model is more interesting…fact.

More of her in a short skit

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2019

06

Mar

Tabitha Thomas Naked Cowboy of the Day

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Tabitha Thomas is some unknown cool chick, doing cool content, that may remind you of some vintage Larry Clark, if you’re into that kind of thing, because it’s simulating some solid 1970s white trash drug addicts…all thanks to suburban idiots just trying to find their edge.

I actually appreciate the vibe of these pics, love the hat, the cowboy boots, some rhinestone cowboy shit….that speaks to my soul on some level…reminding that nothing is original, everything is cyclical and none of that matters when everyone is doing some DIY Playboy shoots…without needed Playboy to cast you….and still finding an audience of perverts like me…

Nice.

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2019

06

Mar

Elle Fanning Nip Slip of the Day

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Elle Fanning was the Fanning parent’s back-up plan. They sold out the first one Dakota to the media and entertainment industry and she went far. She had the look, the ability to speak like an adult, while being sold off to perverts for what we can assume was sexual, or at the very least exploitative…

Allowing them to groom the younger one, Elle, to release as a teen star, not a child star, because they knew statistically, the child star they created would burn out, fade out, and dissapear in some emotionally unstable tantrum…and they didn’t want their work to go to waste….she’s the second string, throw her in when the opening happens, don’t do the Olsen twin mistake of ruining both as children…ruin one who may pull threw…then Elizabeth Olsen this one….bring her in after the damage was done.

These parents are sick and calculating…you’ve seen it in the MJ documentary and so many Child Star horror stories before and after that….it’s what happens…

Luckily…NIP SLIPS also happen…

So here is Elle Fanning nip SLIPPING.

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