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2019

01

Mar

Lily Allen Slutty Lingerie Selfies of the Day

“Felt cute might delete”

Into the concept of the whole cocktease on the internet…you know almost mocking the sluts by being a slut in and of yourself. A little parody or satire while getting the same results as those you’re mocking….

Not into the whole Lily Allen doing this half naked in lingerie shit…terrible..really…

It’s just evidence that feeling great, doesn’t mean you’re great…like feeling cute doesn’t mean you’re cute.

It is hard to hate a bitch, any bitch, of any age….who posts slutty selfies designed for people they want to fuck…not the general public who doesn’t even remember who LILY Allen is…

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2019

01

Mar

Top 10 Hottest Female Athletes of the Day

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Anastasia Ashley the worlds hottest surfer

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Beatrice Negretti Vollyball titties

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Caroline Wozniacki the Tennis Player thats way hotter than GENIE

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Jacinta Beecher a runner with strong thighs..

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Jamie Robbins– the hotter Volleyball player

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Karolina Pilskova slutty tennis player

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Lucy Robson big titty golfer

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Paige Spiranac another big titty golfer

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Paige VanZant is hot and and kill you

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Rossella Fiamingo hot fencer

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*Honourable mention: Taylor Agost – Volleyball

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2019

01

Mar

Alexis Ren’s Sneaker Collection of the Day

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Alexis Ren turned to her social media family, you know her people who are there for her through the dark times, and the good times…the kind of people who would buy her nude calendar or sign up to her Patreon to pay her a monthly fee…to show off her Sneaker Collection….

Because this is about the sneakers people…

Good luck finding anyone who doesn’t sexualize themselves on social media to get ahead…the sad news is the brands are moving away from the whores and looking for more refined talent…which means nudity will finally be penalized like it was before instagram…so all the whores saying “it’s easy to get followers get naked”…will have to be clever…yet none of these sluts or their handouts are clever…they just know how to show off their bolt on tits…so here’s the bolt on tits.

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2019

01

Mar

Ariel Winter Workout Erotica of the Day

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Ariel Winter and her sweaty tits are still out there working out….

She’s still thick, but skinnier than she was, back when she was working out everyday and not losing weight…maybe it was a thyroid issue, maybe you can’t out-workout a bad diet, maybe she didn’t starve herself out proper, maybe she didn’t do enough drugs the Network or Production Company or Agent sent her…because no one wants to deal with fat talent unless you are selling them as fat talent…but she’s starting to make moves in the right direction, while maintaining her redesigned tits…that are sweaty..

I don’t watch TV, but if I did, I doubt I’d be lusting after Ariel Winter….but you creeps are different and like any tit you see…especially one they watch grow up in front of their eyes…creepy fucks…

Here’s the workout…Stay Fit Fatties..

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2019

01

Mar

Kristen Stewart Hard Nipples of the Day

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I cant tell if Kristen Stewart just left a rub n tug or if she’s getting ready to star as Aileen Wuornos in some MONSTER remake…..or if she’s just doing the lesbian thing, like the not very good Method actress she is, like Selma Blair with her MS, only for being queer not unable to speak without stuttering and strobing the fuck out….

Is this even real, or is this a fucking cartoon version of a lesbian, cuz actors are identity crisis people who go to the Lesbian bar once….and can imitate the fuck out of what they see there…which is probably a bunch of normals just imitating what they think a lesbian is…cuz everyone’s trying to live up to expectations..I don’t buy it…

If this was a meme it would be “Goes to Lesbian Bar Once”….

“Decides to lick pussy once”…

It’s all so over the top, but she’s never been hot to me…so whatever.

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2019

01

Mar

Miley Cyrus See Through Nipples of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is still bringing out her tits…because she’s an inconsistent circus clown who has sold herself off to Disney, then the media, and has realized that having her tits out, as a free spirited rich spoiled professionally trained trash, who should have probably been in a Star is Born, because she’s professionally trained..and not LADY GAGA…but who was too busy getting married, trying to be taken seriously as a country star, before coming back to her roots, that aren’t really her roots at all, since she’s an LA raised spoiled brat rich kid sold to Disney, she’s got no roots, got no soul, but her nudes are her most important work…so here’s a taste of what was….still is…easy clickbait…TITS.

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2019

01

Mar

Reda Pilybaite Titties of the Day

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I don’t know who Reda Pilybaite … but she’s got the right idea…and is exactly the kind of girl worth knowing…because she’s open minded and eager to pull her tits out…even if she pretends to be wholesome and professional….a lot of these naked on the internet type pretend they are conservativ and don’t like being naked…while the rest pull their vaginas out in public…and really they are all slootys.

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2019

01

Mar

Bebe Rexha Pornography for her Dad of the Day

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Fat Bebe Rexha is doing her fat empowerment thing – bragging about gaining 5 lbs because fat is cool, and being proud of being fat is cool, cuz everyone is fat…

I just have outdated ideals and support anorexia because it is hot, shows discipline, rather that just seeing these bitches eat all they way, cuz they can afford it, in a King from the Middle Ages, obese on wealth and laziness….it’s just excessive and disgusting…but not as disgusting as her ego…I’ve written about before and won’t write about today…because I don’t see her becoming a popstar as a GO GET EM, YOU’VE PROVED YOURSELF, YOU’VE GOT THE TALENT AND DESERVE THIS….situation…because she’s been in the industry a decade and jumped into being the star before it was too late for her…at 29 years old..in a midlife crisis…even though women die at 30…..sit back, collect your money, be on the backend…the only reason she wants to be the front…is ego…and that’s gross to me…not as gross as her naked body..but still gross…

THAT SAID…

Her dad called her out for posting porn, in a reverse psychology strategy to get her to post more porn, because she posted it on her IG so now she has to keep up momentum to prove that her dad don’t control her…while he controls her…those Albanians…all about incest..it’s a fact…google. it…..

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2019

01

Mar

Giada De Laurentiis in a Bikini of the Day

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I have been holding out on this old lady CHEF and her big spoiled rich kid big tits in a bikini…all week…

I’ve been sitting here looking at it on the FORUM ….and I sat there thinking….”I’ll wait until friday to share this with all of my friends”…that means you…my friend…even though I know I don’t have any friends..and that you are a robot from Russia fishing for data to rig your next election…but I am allowed to pretend….that I am considerate, bringing you this, as a gift….and it is not even Christmas…

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2019

01

Mar

Laura O’Grady Pink Nipples for St Patrick’s Day of the Day

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Here’s some girl named Laura O’Grady…showing off her pale leprechaun skin, and pink leprechaun nipples, in some photoshoot that doesn’t matter because she’s naked and that overshadows all artistic merit, not that there is really art, unless you’re selling that art for a lot of money, in which case it is commerce…

But don’t worry about that…worry about young girls getting naked on the internet, not because she’s your daughter or reminds you of your daughter….but because she’s naked and reminds you of a constant flow of young pussy turning 18 everyday – getting naked.

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