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2019

26

Feb

Bella Hadid Panty Flash of the Day

Bella Hadid is garbage.

The amazing thing about her is that she manages to get this far on instagram followers alone…

Even when doing photoshoots that are shot by all the top photographers, with all the top hair and make-up people, with all the best lighting…and still looks like shit…

I know there are people out there drinking the Flavor Aid (which is what the Jonestown Massacre people actually drank)…. who think that she’s hot because she’s a hot booking, costs alot to get to work for you, is all hype for whatever reason I don’t understand…but you can look at her…and see an ugly, manly face that would never be where it is without being rich and the sister to a hotter version of her that the media and brands embraced.

It’d be nice to start booking people for their skill, their look, what they offer the people, rather than fucking followers they bought…but whatever..she’s here…so look at her panty.

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2019

26

Feb

Bebe Rexha Slutty Pool Tits of the Day

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I just accidentally googled Bebe Rexha to see if she’s been up to anything besides following Lady Gaga’s lead and thinking a behind the scenes person in the music industry, who feeds content to people on the frontlines of the music industry….and who now, pre-30 feels she deserve the fame, notice, recognition, celebration that she thinks is hers to have because she’s got a track record of writing shitty hit songs…

It’s the playing the long game tactic, investing in other people to prove herself, before thinking the songs are hits cuz of the song and not cuz of the marketing or person singing the song…so she decides to give it a shot, write her own story…one where she’s famous when everyone wants to be famous…and it’s easy to pull off cuz she’s got all the connections…

That said, upon my google search I found that she posted a message from her dad calling her porno, really shitty porno, and calling her an embarrassment, which she is…but I guess he doesn’t realize her song writing talent isn’t enough to matter, she’s a fat chick and needs to use those fat tits to get noticed….so porno…really shitty porno..but porno according to her Albanian dad…is the tactic…I mean that and driving some attention to herself by pointing out that her own dad thinks she’s trash…probably for added hype or a story…he probably didn’t even send her that text…all this candy coated viral video shit is just low quality – no matter how much money it makes the people scamming the young dumb kids….

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2019

26

Feb

Amber Heard Nipples of the Day

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I guess I should have posted these Amber Heard Nipple pics yesterday – but I can’t stomach a snake, black widow bitch, who eats the souls of the men she climbs to reach her level of celebrity and lifestyle she wants….I find it disloyal, not a team player…not a good woman…so quick to cry abuse rather than standing by her man who she probably drove crazy in her self involved manipulative ways.

She is garbage, the devil…and her nipples out there as Johnny Depp’s ex wife are shit…cuz she is shit.

I am not a Johnny Depp fan, or a wife beater fan, even if sometimes the bitch deserves it…I am someone who knows she milked everything she could of the guy, and set it up to humiliate him to get what she wanted from him…that is a garbage person…no a good person, or a caring person, or a reasonable person…just a shit person.

Here she is in another see through top & shaking her tits

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2019

26

Feb

Cynda Mcelvana Nude of the Day

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Cynda Mcelvana who sounds ethnic and desperate for attention is now an LA model…and despite her ethnic name, she’s not a sex worker from Eastern Europe trying to get by…and she’s not the Mcelvana from Scotland playing the bag pipes that are rich men promising here the dream….she’s actually straight from the farmlands of Arkansas…where her dad may be her brother, uncle and grandfather before she escaped the farm….to be naked on the internet…in pornography she will pretend isn’t pornograpy…but that is pornography to me….Porn is in the Eye of the dude jerking off to it.

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2019

26

Feb

Chloe Sevigny Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Woah…where did Chloe Sevigny get tits like this…

Maybe it was at the AIDS clinic, where she was treating the AIDS she got in KIDS….or maybe it’s just an aggressive fucking push up bra….or maybe it’s just what happens when bitches get older and older…I mean we’ve all watched our grandma’s shower and know they had fat tits that hung to their waist even when they were small framed and not busty in their pre-menopause years…maybe it’s that…because Chloe Sevigny must be granny aged by now anyway….

I mean we have seen her topless in numerous ways, not that it was a good thing, over the years…I mean there have been moments where I thought she was cool or hip or interesting….maybe even kind hot…but that time is over…but it’s still weird.

Since this cleavage is just cleavage…there are many reasons….until we see full tit we will not know…but it’s still weird…

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2019

26

Feb

Elsa Hosk is Hot and Topless of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is living up to her contract with Victoria’s Secret requirements to post slutty selfies, in and out of bra, really any way she can to get more people to pay attention to her…so that she can hit their target numbers and get her her damn bonus…..

She clearly loves every second of this, otherwise she would have stayed in Sweden coaching girl basketball…

Instead she’s hanging with the A-List…living the rich and luxurious life…doing what you should do when you are hot..and she is hot…..getting fucking paid..

It’s shameless, but it’s the business they are in, so is it shameless at all? They are just media manipulating to get as much as they can…selling so many low quality, overpriced, sweatshop made for fractions of a cent thanks to little asian child hands….all through marketing…pretty interesting case study for Harvard Business school….while I’m more into the hot chicks involved with them on the street level…making over a million a year doing shit like this. Naked Selfies….insane.

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2019

26

Feb

Independence Hall Nip Slip of the Day

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What kind of name is INDEPENDENCE HALL?

Independence Hall is the building where both the United States Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution were debated and adopted. It is now the centerpiece of the Independence National Historical Park in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

It is also some bitch with her fat saggy tit hanging out with some old perverted dude named Ice Mrozek…who I guess is her boyfriend…and more importantly some nipple…that seems placed in all the wrong places…

If this is what Independence Hall is all about, I can support it, but I wish her hippie name trickled down to more flashing….or pussy puppet shows…or really anything a little weirder and sex positive than this.

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2019

26

Feb

Jemma Lucy Tattooed Hemorrhoids of the Day

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Jemma Lucy is some tattooed reality tv start from the UK….

I am pretty sure you can see her Hemorrhoids …

As a Hemorrhoids sufferer, thanks to obesity and sitting on an uncomfortable chair all these years updating this site…I can say….that fleshy looking things make this all that more disgusting…something that upon first glance you didn’t think was possible…

I guess it could just be HPV cauliflowering out of her anus…..like she was Farrah Fawcett…

I just know that STDS or asshole veins or not, this tattoo shit is really not my vibe and the fact that girls do this to themselves, or that whole INKED thing is a thing…will always confuse me.

It’s trash, and not in a good way…the PAIN AND PLEASURE upper thigh tattoo is a real…”what the fuck was this monster thinking”…how did this look become a trend…where people singed on thinking it was “hot”….fucking gross.

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2019

26

Feb

Maitland Ward Still Naked of the Day

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It always amazes me when I see an average at best, middle aged woman, producing really low quality amateur porno content, get some level of celebrity, clout, importance, return on her minimal investment in her content production…because they are old, dumpy and by definition disgusting.

Maitland Ward is an old lady, she wasn’t even famous when she was famous, and the interest in her and her slophole is fucking crazy to me…

Yet she’s out there making over 30k a month off perverts…because ultimately what it comes down to is that people are perverts and it doesn’t take much to find your niche of perverts since there are so many perverts out there….

I do appreciate her hustle, get that money in, get paid with low level amateur porn we know her husband is behind….

I just don’t appreciate what it looks like…it’s gross.

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2019

26

Feb

POST THE Doctor’s Note Selma Blair of the Day

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Selma Blair has found a new angle to get people to pay attention to her, and it’s announcing she has MS…..

No one has bothered with Selma Blair for a long fucking time, and it’s so easy for the bitch to just pretend she has MS…and just ride the Illness train to get media hype and noticed…

She gets invited to one event…busts out the cane…and people start talking about it like it’s a thing…

I am starting a movement, of one, that no one will participate in called #PostTheDrsNote…because I need proof.

I know people with MS who have had MS for years and don’t have a cane…she’s an actor, she’s pandering, and she’s crazy.

I’ve seen one too many Insurance Scam videos on the internet to believe @SelmaBlair has MS, cuz she brought out a cane and said she has MS. #postthedrsnote

Let’s start a movement to get @SelmaBlair to post her Dr’s Note. Bringing a cane to the first event she was invited to in 5 years does not equal MS. #PostTheDrsNote

It’s too fucking easy to lie about this and get the attention she wants out of this…and Hollywood types are evil….and woud do this kind of thing.

I want PROOF…that your sympathy is warranted, cuz she’s playing this one up, laying it on thick…she’s bullshit…