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2019

22

Feb

Bella Hadid Nipples for Fashion of the Day

Hard faced Bella Hadid who I think is fucking ugly as shit, even with her plastic surgery, has her nipples out for fashion, because she’s a real model and real models bust their tits out for the sake of the fashion show, it’s their art, their craft, their performance, their everything…

She’s so hard working, doing this fashion thing, only cast cuz of her fame and all her followers, pretty much playing make-belief….like a typical rich kid out there trying to be legit…and the whole thing would be better…if that hard face wasn’t so hard…

I mean early 20s look 45….birdlike, hard edged, scary….like a villain in a comic book..I just can’t get into whatever this tranny shit is…but you can see nipples and aren’t nipples the beacon of life, humanity / things we jack off to…well of course they are…so stare. STARE hard…STARE long…as High Fashion cheapens itself with rich kid trash from LA….cuz they have their nipples out.

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2019

22

Feb

Ariel Winter See Through Bra of the Day

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I’ve made fun of no neck Ariel Winter for a long time now….at least a year of her big tits growing back after a breast reduction…because she’s just that fat….but I have to give credit where credit is due and she’s likely taken on the KETO diet where she’s lost 40 fucking pounds since Christmas…or maybe it’s the instagram girl diet where she got LiPO…but either way…she looks better than she did before and I encourage all fat chicks to not embrace being fat cuz it’s easy to be lazy and over eat…but to rather shape the fuck up and be hot again…

Make America Hot Again….

Ariel Winter See Through Bra Spread Legs

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2019

22

Feb

Alexandra Stan Nipples of the Day

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Alexandra Stan….who you can follow on instagram is ALEXANDRA STAN THE ARTIST so that you know she’s an artist … it’s important to label yourself in this world of whores pretending to be artists…so people know who the real artists are…even if art is a myth…and artists are pretty pretentious to call themselves artists even if they are artists because you’d think real artists wouldn’t have the brazen attitude to call themselves artists…but would instead be like “I make paintings for fun”…the whole labeling yourself an artist, identifying as an artist is like a trans person…identifying as another gender…because art is really just being a glorified technician and any artist I have met has been bullshit…scammers..

That said, this artist is some Eurotrash singer behind the song “Mr Saxobeat”…whatever the fuck that is…. I just googled THE SONG and I know it. It is one of those songs that I think everyone in the world knows…every shitty club has played it…every stripclub has had at least one vagina exposed to it….because I know it and I’m so out of touch, despite writing this shit everyday…so I’m the “Litmus Test” of relevance…I mean that and the fact that it’s got 315 million views….

Eurotrash good times from 7 years ago…accessible to all….I had no idea the girl behind this song looked so good….and is in LA trying to have a Second Hit to be a Second Hit Wonder even if the one hit wonder is a solid retirement plan…no one likes to think the best is behind them and that they are just a fluke scam.

Here she is.

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2019

22

Feb

Christina Milian Hard Nipple Pussy Dance of the Day

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Christina Milian….whatever…

She irritates me. I don’t find her hot. It’s not the early 2000s, we have the internet and we don’t need to be jerking off to slutty videos that she put out when she was 19 or 20, rolling around in the mud, looking fucking hot….and we sure as hell don’t need smut produced by that 19 or 20 year old in the early 2000s, who is now 38 years old, still bringing what she considers the heat or fire…because it’s done…it’s over…

But apparently it’s not…she’s found new life…with the hard nipple pussy dance party.

Christina Milian hard Nipple Pussy Dance

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2019

22

Feb

Giada De Laurentiis Nip Slip of the Day

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Giada De Laurentiis is a 48 year old Italian Chef from the food network…because the food network needed titties to keep things interesting…like other celebrity chefs, she was able to create an empire around her name because people at home want to be just like her…

So despite being old as fuck, she’s out there in bathing suit pics, like the young girls, because she knows a percentage of her audience are perverts who like bathing suit pics…

She comes from a rich family, she even uses her Grandfather on her mom’s side’s last name so that the people in Hollywood taking meetings with her know who she came from….

Dino De Laurentiis… a film producer nominated for 38 Academy Awards..for movies like Army of Darkness….and about 500 others…

Her Nipples…..are out….

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2019

22

Feb

Lily Allen Nipples of the Day

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Lily Allen Nipples weren’t good when she was famous….and they aren’t good now, a decade later, after having a bunch of kids…

I don’t even know what to say about Lily Allen, because I forgot she existed…I mean I could be positive and say she looks less dumpy than she did when she was famous…but she’s still fucking gross so I don’t se how that is really that positive…

I could just put these up and let you come to your own conclusion…

I guess this is like all women, thanks to the internet, they’ve found a second life, a second attempt at doing things they think are important….cuz they think they are important…releasing new albumbs and trying to make more money because it is out there to be made…and the fans eat it up…even if it’s gross…

I will say, any woman willing to put her tits out there…is worth looking at and worth treating like a fashion icon or innovator…cuz we like tits.

So that’s about all I can do right here, right now, with Lily Allen….did I mention Ryan Seacrest’s Favorite Oscar Party Game is “How far can you hide the Oscar in Your Closet Case Ass before you bleed…”

That’s all there is to that.

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2019

22

Feb

Lindsey Vonn Panty Flash of the Day

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Lindsey Vonn….America’s Sweetheart who really fucking loves black cock…and who has recently retired from her skiing life…that brought her fame, fortune, a shitty attitude, massive fucking thighs, super thigh strength, that I guess is the reason she loves the black cock, because girl has had so many injuries, the only way she can feel is if she’s split in half by penis…

You’d think she’s be wearing some pants to keep it all in, but with thick thighs, there are no pants that fit proper, plus you can’t show off panties when walking around in pants…panties you think are panties..but are really just bandages that are keeping her pussy intact…otherwise that shit would be everywhere…all over the place…mangled…

Hot to some, perverted to some, American Hero to all…

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2019

22

Feb

Margaret Qualley Naked of the Day

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Margaret Qualley is the 24 year old daughter of Andie MacDowell….she was born in Montana…raised in Asheville, North Carolina…in the Great Smokies…where she may or may not have spent her summers working at Dollywood selling Lemonade and Turkey legs…to old fucking obese people missing limbs from Diabetes….riding their motorized carts…or maybe she was too fancy for that, I mean she was Andie MacDowell’s daughter, and I guess she still is….where there is no escaping some of that LA / NYC spoiled rich kid of a celebrity taint….because celebrities by definition are self involved, entitled, self important, egos and can’t raise kids who aren’t..

Which explains why Margaret Qualley is using family connections to get into the acting thing where she’s fully fucking naked and fully fucking hot….

I am a fan.

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2019

22

Feb

Nina Agdal Topless of the Day

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Disabled models are a thing now. You see women with skin disorders, amputations, wheel chair bound, autism and even Down’s Syndrome…but Nina Agdal was there first..

It is the one thing she’s done, the one accomplishment she as under her belt, in her repertoire, beyond just leveraging that Sports Illustrated celebrity, that is barely a celebrity, since Sports Illustrated is dead and instagram has allowed every bitch in a bikini to be a bikini model, not needing that stamp of approval from some struggling and floundering magazine, allowing people to be self start no names who don’t need big media to give their half nakedness approval…

But it does help when you want to use a resume or a C.V. to get you rich dudes, and famous dudes, to fuck you…

From Leo DiCaprio to Christie Brinkley’s son….Nina Agdal’s done it…all with Down’s Syndrome forehead…pretty impressive…all it took was tits…

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2019

22

Feb

Skylar Grey Naked of the Day

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I don’t know who Skylar Grey is, but even in the bath lathered up, bitch looks like a greasy fucking pig of a woman.

Maybe it’s just her chest tattoo, a proven strategy to just look dirty and gross….but that’s coming from a dude who has hated tattoos, especially on women, for as long as I can remember. It’s not feminine, cool, edgy, interesting or hot…it just looks like a rash…a self inflicted rash…that is like a syphilis rash…only black.

Gross.

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