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2019

25

Feb

Kendall Jenner Nipples of the Day

Do you need to see Kendall Jenner nipples again? Well of course you do…

It’s the only thing that makes her celebrity from being a nothing but born into a very strategic and solid marketing efforts through shamelessness and years in and around the LA scene worth anything…

It’s the only thing that makes her fake model career, that on paper is a real model career, but that we all know is just an instagram model thanks to instagram follower career…the best in promo models, the reason the fashion industry has cheapened itself, without cheapening it’s prices…making it accessible to all the idiots who look to this trash for style advice…forgetting she’s a garbage fucking Kardashian…

We know her career wouldn’t have existed in an era without Social Media…but that is not an era we live in, so we accept her as a model…and thank god when she models…the tits come out the way model tits are supposed to…it makes her more tolerable as an entitled cunt with a team of marketers pushing and amplifying her existence on the internet…one sex tape and some viral content at the right time and we’re stuck with this bitch who’s dad cut his dick off…

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2019

25

Feb

Rachel Cook Bikini of the Day

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If you’ve been sitting at home wondering what Rachel Cook, the 39 year old who was in She’s All That, Josie and the Pussycats…and whatever else Rachel Cook was in during the 90s…you’ve come to the right place…because she’s been up to nothing, but this bitch stole her name and posts bikini content that is pretty fucking hot on social media…one would call it slutty, I just call it what the people want…and that’s the Rachel Cook I am into…not some fucking 40 year old bitch who mattered for a week so long ago that I feel it was during the Vietnam war…bitch dodging the draft thanks to being a chick…when dodging the draft for being a chick was a thing…before the feminists fought to change that because women aren’t weaker then men, being woman isn’t a handicap…fuck yeah…draft us all.

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2019

25

Feb

Sailor Brinkley Cook is Not Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Sailor Brinkley Cook is so fucking boring…it’s one of those her mom is Christie Brinkley so you expect or want more out of her…but her mom being Christie Brinkley means that her dad is some rich guy who Christie Brinkley was drawn to, who was rich enough to meet her wants and needs, and who therefore meant diluting her genetics, that is really just plastic surgery tactics, to get security and locked in, even if she didn’t really need it. She was a bikini model when bikini models mattered…and Billy Joel’s wife when Billy Joel was a huge fucking star making huge fucking money that wasn’t all being spent on his cocaine habit.

Point being…even if her dad is good looking, not that I would know, that’s queer…there’s no guarantee that the spawn, the lazy rich entitled spawn will be that hot too….and as this one gets older, her body less exciting…boring and terribly fucking average…

Average is ok when it comes to living just that simple uneventful life, or when it applies to your marks in high school…but when you’re a rich kid with a model mom who likes that beach and surf life…it’s pretty fucking uneventful….as average is.

Here’s her average ass doing average things…for us average people who find it really fucking boring.

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2019

25

Feb

Sofia Richie Slutty Half Naked Instagram Pic of the Day

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I saw a random facebook friend post this picture on facebook yesterday – about 5 minutes after Sofia Richie posted it….with a caption like “Sofia Richie is Fire”….not “Fyre Festival”….not “Evian Water from Fyre Festival”…but Fire….and I realized…having a blog is a totally obsolete technology….and that I need to either podcast, youtube, instagram story, or do anything crying for attention where the eyeballs are to stay alive…because little old broke ass me can’t drive eyeballs to content I didn’t produce about some trash like Sofia Richie….it is just not possible…

That said…

Sofia Richie, a cast member on the Kardashians, thanks to being a rich kid dialled into that crowd…has decided that social media slutty behavior justifies as a job or contribution to society so that her dad and is trust fund for her can feel like she’s doing something of substance instead of just wasting away…even though being a social media personality is this generations equivalent of rich kid living in his dad’s pool house at the lake house where he plays guitar and smokes weed all day….they are equally useless but the social media one can seemingly have more purpose…

I assume she’s had some work done, they all have, but she’s alright looking, young with hr titties out…I mean I generally have less hope for rich kids…at least she’s out there doing something important…like posting up half naked pervy pics for the pervs…it’s nice.

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2019

25

Feb

Chloe Grace Moretz Got Her Titty Out of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz Got Her Titty….

Chloe Grace Moretz fans are a bunch of perverts…that is including the perverts who cast her at 14 and put her in some latex fetish outfit where she played a super hero…

The fact is that Hollywood is run by a bunch of sex offender pedophiles, who basically buy the kids off the parents who are so eager for fame that they don’t care about the good of their kid, that’s why they are trying to get them famous in the first place….and I guess that perversion trickles down into all media, mainly YOUTUBE…and even when this chick is older…there’s a memory of what was…and she’s still out there sexualizing herself…tit out…for the fans..

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2019

25

Feb

Chantel Jeffries Pussy Definition of the Day

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Chantel Jeffries really doesn’t matter.

She’s just some bootleg Miami model, you’d probably call an Instagram model, with multiple millions of followers on her social media, where she posts nude or semi nude pics of herself…before realizing she needed more of an angle for herself…so she got jacked up face injections to look like a Kardashian…before realizing that wasn’t the best angle either, even though it got her in with A-Listers and Athletes…or maybe it got them in her….deep up in her since they were black…and now she’s a DJ…who still does slutty instagram pics with her pussy airing out…full pussy definition…in a yellow bikini because that’s all the people really care for anyway…

Her dad is a Military man, she is a Military baby…so support your troops by jerking off to her….

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2019

25

Feb

Josephine Skriver Looking Interesting of the Day

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I’ve mentioned this Josephine Skriver fact before…and that is that she’s pretty much a feat of modern science.

She’s a hot fucking model, but she was created in a test tube back in her home country, where I guess cloning is allowed….this was 25 years ago…so it was cutting edge…

So far I don’t think she’s had any major health issues, despite defying the church as being the opposite of an Abortion…you know your GOD didn’t want this, otherwise her homosexual dad would have not been a homosexual and would have instead knocked up her lesbian mom the old fashioned way…but I guess humanity evolves…even if the people on twitter that I follow don’t…

That said…this clip is her doing her best AI impression, because I guess when you’re genetically modified, you’re closer to AI than to human and that is how you identify…a sex doll, or a Virtual Reality pussy, because really is anything even real…or is it all just some terrible simulation….

Looks hot though…

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2019

25

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Nipples of the Day

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FULL CANKLES…who normally goes by the name Lily Rose Depp….where the Depp part of her name is bold, italicized, underlined, and in a different font that is 5 times bigger than the font used on the rest of her name…so that people know what they are dealing with, who they are dealing with, a legit celebrity, at least in France, where she is big news being the daughter of an A Lister like Johnny, who could have knocked up anyone, but chose some French from France (is there any other kind of French)…woman….

I guess she’s out there, trying to make a name of herself, just not very well…an always in the shadow of her parents, but that can’t be so bad…maybe I’m just lazy, I mean I am very fucking lazy…and I have no ego or need to accomplish anything in life other than to have the most fun I can while living…that whole leaving a legacy, having credibility and respect from the masses, which these people don’t even want…they just want the fans…all seems like a lot of work, boring, and unnecessary…

She’s got the money, do something with it…instead she’s at events…with her Cankles..living up to her name FULL CANKLES….

It’s all pretty boring….you know there’s a whole life of adventure out there, a whole world out there, so much fun out there..and she’s financed…yet she chooses to go to lame events to be seen.

Sure, it’s great that her nipples are out, but I think the “doing something in life” is really just doing nothing for the people, and everything for yourself…

Get a grip..

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2019

25

Feb

Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipples of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel nips in a beater …is probably just her just trying to stay relevant…

Every woman who taps out of her model life to make a kid or two, has a lot of time to reflect on their careers…and Candice..who has been paid very well for a long time, has got to realize that the bulk of what she’s done as really just been a promo model for a shitty sweatshop brand, with little else besides that. All the media she did, shoots she did, editorial she’s done…has all been an extension of being a promo model…

So what better way to protest the mall brand, underwear company than to walk out in protest, braless in a beater, which was a fetish of mine in the 90s when no one was doing it.

It’s the silent dis, the passive aggressive fuck you…..the teenager rebelling against her parents, this is the Patty Hearst joining the SLA….because not all heroes wear mall brand panties…

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Here’s more of her in a bikini

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2019

25

Feb

Joanne Northey Not Naked Enough but Semi Naked of the Day

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Joanne Northey seems to be an Irish girl in Dublin who obviously graduated with a Fine Arts degree from her Irish University, because that is why she’s getting naked in a photoshoot, as a part time model, because it’s for art man, not for ego, or for commerce…it’s just for the self expression or helping her pervert friend who wanted to see her naked and this was his angle’s self expression…

She’s pretty hot, I mean that could just be the whole her naked out there….or the whole bad Catholic girl, since all of Ireland are good Catholic folk….except maybe McGregor…but I like when I see a catholic girl get her tits out there, like when I found out the catholic school girls kept their virginity but had anal…since anal to non catholics is so much fucking worse..at least in smell alone….

I appreciate whatever it is she’s doing, and I am sure Ireland does too, because if you ask any Irish men if there are hot Irish women, they’ll usually say something like “the girls look like me with a longer beard”…you know good old fashioned Irish humor…right in time for St Patrick’s day..

All this to say, I hope she’s actually Irish and didn’t just go to college in Ireland because that would really defeat the purpose of this entire post….

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