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2019

18

Feb

Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day

The general consensus of these pics of Julianne Hough in a bikini is that they are pretty boring, and I would have to agree with the general consensus, even if I generally hate the general consensus and try to avoid the general consensus to come to my own conclusions. I’m a rebel like that, a punk like that, not really, I just hate people so I am naturally inclined to disagree with everything they say, in their pop culture, mall brand wearing, hostess twinkie candy coated bullshit…

I think any bitch in a bathing suit, one piece or more…whether it is Julianne Hough or some other bitch is wonderful to look at…even if it reminds me of the 80s high school swim class when girls had thick bush and ill fitting swimsuits…and not of the instagram whores they are today…

I think it’s nice to see a mormon who has been on RumSpringa for the last 10 years, turning her back on the church to be a dancing whore who fucks her brother on TV…finally finding some modesty…cuz modest is the hottest according to the MORMOM MEME account I follow on Instagram….because Mormons are the best…

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2019

18

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day

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The most important takeaway from ugly face Ashley Tisdale and her selfie that she’s blocking her face in…but showing off her body in…is that you don’t have to be hot, or look good, or naturally pretty to get people jerking off to your half nakedness…you just need to be half naked…

Not that Ashley Tisdale has let being an average at best, ugly for Hollywood, which isn’t saying much since most of Hollyood starlets aren’t hot….get in her way….she has with confidence put herself ou there, at least for her Disney Gig that made her super famous, which was the last thing she ever did…

But she still knows she’s got a fucked up face, even after the botched nose job, and for that reason, she’s focusing on what works for her…the body, that I’ve always defended as thin and fit…something far more important than a face any day…cuz you can always put her on all founds and look away if she gets bad…or tries to gaze into your eyes.

She has a loyal fanbase and they probably really like this direction she’s taking with her self shot content production….aint nothing wrong with bathing suits….naw’t at all.

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2019

18

Feb

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Gisele Bundchen….you can probably smell Tom Brady’s ass on her dick if you get close enough to these pictures…because every year he wins the Super Bowl…she untucks and gives him the gift that keeps on giving, the reason he married her, and her hard face…the brazilian Chorizo…that she’s kept hidden from us for so long because she wants to give the illusion that she’s not a man….and the whole thing…is pretty fucking queer. Not as Queer as that Jussie dude and his MAGA Nigerians…but queer none the less…it’s a jock frat boy thing….you know…gay but not gay enough to let people know they are gay…but gay enough to marry a tranny and play house with a tranny so long as the world thinks she’s a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model…

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2019

18

Feb

Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day

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The people like Sofia Richie….

The rich kid with the jacked up muppet face who dates an old, tired Kardashian husband, who has 3 kids with the Kardashian and who now gets to live his best rich life with this one on his arm….cuz I guess he can’t get enough spoiled brat rich kids with muppet faces…so he traded in the old one for a new one…cuz the new one is 20 years younger than the old one…making her 20 times hotter than the old one…beat and battered from aging and childbirth….while the new one is theoretically still tight…at least on paper…you can never be too sure with these young perverts who start masturbating at a young age these days…they have vaginas well trained to take large objects…it’s just generational…whoring is more dramatic for this porn generation….

Here are some pics of her lionel richie ass…looking like all influencer ass…cuz it’s build on cosmetic procedures…

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2019

18

Feb

Boob Printing and Other Videos of the Day

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Twerking of the Day

Kids Set Car on Fire

Subway Passenger of the Day

Shoes Get Eaten by Escalator

Drunk Fight

Woman Tries Forcing Sex on Man

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2019

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been out there staging hate crimes all weekend…so far non have gone viral because no one cares about me, and because I am in Canada…where hate doesn’t exist. It is not allowed…but I figure it’s the thing to do and I am the kind of guy who likes to participate in thee thing to do….except when it TASTES LIKE MY ASSHOLE SMELLS!!

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Sex Doll of the Day
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The Man Who Drank Hilary Duff’s Breasts Milk – Stuff by Duff.
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Huge Cleavage
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Strangers Grab Her Big Tits.
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Turquoise Bikini in Miami…
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Dog Mode…on the Tesla…
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Surprise 90 Pound Python Found in Bag….
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Is he Straight or Gay of the Day
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Heroes for the Academy Awards of the Day
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No Pants Party
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Girl Climbs in Airport X-Ray Machine
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Colorado Man Survives Mountain Lion Attack
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The UFO Car Driving Down Highway
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Pile Up of the Day
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This Pussy is the Life of the Party
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Drifting in Questionable Weather
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Wrong Shoes for Slippery Snow
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Lighters VS Shredding Machine
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2019

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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We live in the era of urine therapy, where motherfuckers are legit drinking their own pee like they are lost in the wilderness – despite having perfectly good water in their fucking taps….because these people aren’t the same people who live in Flynt MichigaN…these are L.A. idiots.

I mean if you want bitches to piss in your mouth, and use urine therapy as the angle, I get it…but drinking your own piss seems pretty fucking idiotic when you can trick girls to piss in your mouth while jerking off…

The first article I ever wrote was for a ZINE in the late 90s about ways to jerk off. Here I am 30 years later, talking. About jerking off daily….

I forget what the zine was called….but I remember the sleeper, where you sit on your hand until it is numb so you feel like someone else is jerking you off….not that you know what that feels like….another one was a ziploc bag full of overcooked spaghetti noodles..

Fascinating, but not as fascinating as ugly people trying to be influencers and not realizing they are ugly.. how do they not know they are ugly? Especially on Instagram. You’re literally in a Photog on your feed, this isn’t “I don’t have to look at myself in a mirror” situation ugly people like myself know. I have no mirrors in my house for this reason and every time I walk by one I’m like “wtf is they, omg it’s me, holy shit, gross”…never have I been “I should use my site of many readers to make myself famous because ugly is in, or because i don’t see myself as ugly”.

You’re all nuts…

That is why I am drinking right now…you should also be drinking right now…

Get drunk with sluts this weekend

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My Kind of Instagram Slut – USE CODE DSUFD – FOR A HUGE FUCKING DISCOUNT
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LOHAN VS CBS
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Slut Climbing Wall Fail
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Braless in NYC
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The Young and the Restless Star’s Ex Wife Explains His Suicide
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Auto Dog Petting Machine
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The Gaybashing Staged by the Actor Gay Bashed Pretending it was MAGA racists is on another level of WTF
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Bears Break into a House
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Lingerie for V Day on a Bitch
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Old Nasty Bitch in a Bikini TOp
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Jessica ALba in her Bra for Some Bullshit
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Bratt Pitt Supports Filmmakers
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Angry GF of the Day
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Underwater Wedding Ceremony
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Why Will Smith Turned Down The Matrix
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The Eminem Smiling Meme is So silly
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Teacher Slaps Student
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Guess Who’s Single?
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Prison Break with Poodles…
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Pretty Girls Make the World Go Around
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Victoria Justice – Gallery
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People Happy About Amazon Leaving NYC
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6 Million Dollar Smart Yacht
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Unbelieveable Moments caught on Video
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Ja Rule to Make another Music Festival
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Guy Gets in Shootout with Police on IG LIVE
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Vodianova – Boobs Out
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Nude Celeb Screencaps
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Emily DiDonato Photoshoot – With No Tits…
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Peyton Roi List – Cleavage
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Shailene Woodley in a Red Outfit
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Madison Beer Crop Top
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Lily Collins – Hotter than Phil Collins
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Brie Larson Nasty in a Tight Outfit
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Big Cleavage
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Blackpink are the Korean Fetish of the Day
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Ambrosio Legs
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Big Tits – Pink Dress
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Bitch Always Trying to be the Center of Attention
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Well…This is Embarassing
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Tits at the Beach
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7 Things You Didn’t Expect to See in Public Today
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Bus Stop Tits
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Flintstone Butt Plug
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Reddit Porn is the Biggest Thing Out there…Here’s a Reddit Porn Amateur
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Music Festival Tits
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Flexible Bitch
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Self Shot Ass
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QUiet on Set
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Maid Vacuums her Butthole
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Youtuber’s Annika Boron Hot Nude Leaks
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I wonder if this anus is Adriana Lima’s Sister
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Sluts in LIngerie
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Fat Chicks in White T-Shirts Squirting
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Thick Caterina and her Nakedness
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Luna and her Thick Labia
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3 Naked Babes at the Beach
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Sluts with Iphones
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Masturabting Girl Gets BUSTED
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Fucking the Snowman
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2019

15

Feb

Jessica Alba in a Bra of the Day

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Here is some Jessica Alba in a bra doing click bait…for a new show because she’s decided to get herself back on tv for her ego.

It is probably a show she produced because she took a break from her terrible acting…that only happened because movies need the hot half Mexican chick.

Build a wall around that national security risk Pussy that for sure has herpes….so that she never escapes you.

Fuck yeah.

Anyways, she is rich from her brand she pretends to run because they give her an office. She’s back to acting. She’s a mom
Of many children and she’s doing her most sleazy and perverted role…tits out…but not her most sleazy thing in life because bitch has an open marriage and fucks all kinds of people. Google it.

You don’t become Jessica Alba with her level of fame from not fucking.

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2019

15

Feb

Emma Stone Photoshoot of the Day

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I am going to leave this hipster fashion shoot of Emma Stone up here for a while…because Emma Stone is a big deal in the nerd world…something I don’t fucking understand because she’s ugly.

I don’t know how a bitch has scammed the system so hard to be a goto, highly paid, multi million dollar actress…while consistently having that creepy fucking face that I think is offset by her creepy fucking mouth…and that creepy fucking lisp…that luckily for her creepy dudes everywhere fucking love and worship.

She’s a leader, an icon, a pinup, porn to them…and even when I see her in these kinds of shoots..I cannot get behind her as a celebrity…she’s more a fucking mid level manager at some run of the mill company to me…not even someone high powered working in some cool business…she looks like she does payroll at a fucking bathroom supply company….you know just as far removed from hollywood as possible…even if hollywood is really just on giant toilet…

You get what I’m saying and it’s “how is this bitch famous”…seriously.

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2019

15

Feb

Lily Allen Nipples and a New Face of the Day

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Lily Allen got a new face…

Lily Allen ….

Uggghhhh……

The comeback we didn’t need. The tits that were shit 10 years ago. The miscarriage that was an abortion before she became a mom I used to make fun of and lost advertisers and traffic partners over because America is so uptight about abortions even though Abortions are the best form of birth control…you can come in a pregnant bitch with no fear of getting her pregnant cuz she’s already pregnant and if you time it right…it can all go away with a quick little vacuuming….

YUM.

Something I can assure you look way better than Lily Allen tits.

Here is her new face

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