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2019

21

Feb

Miley Cyrus Nipple Pasties for a Magazine of the Day

There was a time when Miley Cyrus’ new album or single promo tour would involve her spreading her pussy, possibly inserting something silly, while having a joint hang out of her mouth, and a midget in an alien costume jerking off her dildo strapped to his head in the background…you know…something ridiculous…because she liked to be seen as ridiculous…

But now that she’s rebranded, made all that money, moved to Malibu, got married, she’s more sophisticated in her bullshit…and wears nipple pasties in her chain fetish gear…cuz showing off her nipples…even though we’ve seen her asshole just two years ago wouldn’t reflect her true country music, good old fashioned wholesome family value self….

You see…cuz her, and everyone, are bullshit attention seekers….it’s not about freeing the nip anymore, that cause has passed…it’s about being taken seriously…for being seriously schizophrenic in her marketing…

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2019

21

Feb

Lady Gaga’s Terrible Nude Beach of the Day

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I tried to avoid these Academy Award nominated, scam of a talent, pancake looking tits…because Lady Gaga has been consistent in one thing….being totally unattractive and flawed on all fucking fronts.

There has never been anything remotely interesting or hot about her. It has always just been smoke and mirrors to distract from how unappealing she is as a person, in hopes that her novelty act takes away from anyone actually looking at her.

I refused to see a Star is Born, because of Gaga…and I am sure there are more people like me out there, than people celebrating her as a talent…because we have fucking eyes and brains and know disgusting hackjob who steals other people’s vision and uses it as her own to get noticed….like the fraud her and her dumb tattoos are…

I don’t care to see her topless, flat ass out…I don’t care to see her clothed…she’s the fucking worst parasite…exterminate her.

This is marketing at it’s worst….Lady Gaga a created by the media whilst being better suited for the dumpster…but now that she’s rich and has a bigger ego thanks to the Academy Awards scam feeding her ego….she’ll be around for years to come…terrible news for everyone…

Let’s find girls with hotter tits to throw the money at….SERIOUSLY.

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2019

21

Feb

Peyton Roi List in Fetish Gear of the Day

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Peyton Roi List, whoever the fuck that is….I’ve posted her before, which means that she exists and that I am current on who exists, but that doesn’t mean I know who the fuck she is or what the fuck she does…because I don’t…but she is in some kind of latex looking fetish gear….and that is enough reason to promote her…on this very important site.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2019

21

Feb

Ireland Baldwin Tits Out of the Day

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Big fan of Ireland Baldwin right up here….

She’s this Awkward, Faux Lesbian, monster sized woman…with shitty tattoos coming into herself…

She started out as an Instagram rich kid, with very important parents, doing the whole BEACHY LA thing…only to throw that strategy out, even though it’s marketable and could have got her somewhere because of her tits….and proportionate body…no one needs to know she’s 7 foot tall and 300 pounds in pictures….but instead she ran after the dream of being broken, or edgy, or wild…in and out of rehab…dating black lesbians…just the whole thing fucking ridiculous….

I don’t buy into her story. She’s just a brad, coddled brat doing a bad job of social media content creation….

I’ve already fought with Alec Baldwin on social media over her…and she wasn’t worth it. It was not for her honor but because I guess he doesn’t like perverts staring at her tits…assuming he even considers her his daughter…she’s pretty disgraceful…but at least the tits are out….I’m just bummed the sex tape isn’t out…

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2019

21

Feb

Sandra Kubicka Titties for Maxim France of the Day

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Build the wall. Build the wall.

Sandra Kubicka is some Polish chick who lives in Miami with her DJ fiance from France…

TWO imports, border jumpers, coming in and stealing your jobs…

Not that Sandra Kubicka actually works, I mean she’s in this obscure market MAXIM licensee photoshoot, that could be an old photoshoot, but other than that she’s just chillin…looking her best so that her DJ boyfriend doesn’t leave her for one of the groupies he cheats on her with….

I have nothing much going on today, so I figure I’ll just post this up here cuz it’s a chick, half naked, living the American dream she dreamt of back in Poland….by doing American magazines in France…half naked without her tits out….

Isn’t the whole point of doing anything in france the tits?

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2019

21

Feb

Big News Today – Rihanna Turns 31 Today of the Day

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I fucking hate birthday posts, birthday celebrations, birthday compilation posts. I find them lazy as fuck from people who lack vision and creativity and who just want to fill their websites with useless fodder that isn’t even clickbait…it’s just fucking trash…

Well, I got a notification on my phone from Youtube celebrating Rihanna’s Birthday and I thought…that at 31, she’s been at this since she was 14, that’s 17 years of hustle to become the icon that she is…even selling herself off at a young age to perverted old people to make her dreams come true…and now she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars…so it was all fucking worth it…and for that…I wanted to put up a compilation of her sluttiest pics cuz she’s a slut…and that’s what I am going to do…

Unfortunately, I only have pics from 2012 onwards, so 7 of the last 17 years…works for me….

Oh her birthday was yesterday- I guess that makes it funny remembering that I am bad with dates, slow, always behind, useless…right.

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2019

21

Feb

Dua Lipa’s Sloppy Tit at the Brit Awards of the Day

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Dua Lipa is another one of these Youtube Celebrities who is now mainstream, because the mainstream is Youtube and they follow Youtube’s lead to decide what they can make money with….so if you’re compelling enough to get millions of followers and billions of views as a young busty girl from the privacy of your own home…just imagine what you can pull off with the marketing budgets of labels that basically create people….it’s like she’s already got a great head start, so she’s a legit act now…and she’s got her sloppy tits out in a slutty outfit at the Brit Awards, cuz she’s still a youtuber at heart and in mind…which means an obnoxious ego who thinks she’s important…so this being official shit…is what it was all for…what it was all about…the reason she did it…and what she expected…that stamp approval that makes someone who already won feel like they really fucking won…and that leads to really annoying things….throw more money and someone making more money than she deserves…but at least these people all crack at the seam and produce slutty content to get some attention that mimics the attention they got early in their careers…the forever void they are trying to fill…often times comes with a lot of titty pics…so get used to these sloppy tits – they’ll be back.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2019

21

Feb

Madison Beer’s Wild and Crazy Outfit of the Day

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Madison Beer went to the Brit Awards because her manipulation of the media has reached pop culture success.

She has poked a hole in the condom that is celebrity and implanted herself in the womb….to grow into the star her mom always wanted her to be….

She was a youtuber, who wasn’t even a very good Youtuber, but there were followers…pervert followers…and she was able to get a record deal, use that record deal to get in the paparazzi and now she’s at international events where people I guess listen to her music and don’t know any better…cuz they just see it is popular on youtube…

Legends don’t need talent. They just need views…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2019

21

Feb

Victoria Justice Shitty Topless Pic of the Day

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Victoria Justice is in a bikini, she’s the girl who was the headliner of the show that made Ariana Grande…or at least created the foundation for Ariana Grande after her stage parents sold her off….where Grande became a big deal despite being an ugly little midget and the star of the show…faded into obscurity with only a handful of perverts still into her cuz they remember the glory days of Disney Channel masturbation….you know they are out there, all on YOUTUBE watching teen bikini dance videos…cuz youtube despite being publicly traded, like facebook/IG, is just a place for perverts to find pervert shit they are into…like young girls being slutty….

Point being…she’s out there traveling with her sister, not mattering, but in a bikini and that’s ok…why work when you’ve got money and a social media following you can sell off to brands…

Here she is with her sister in a bikini…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2019

21

Feb

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

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Oh Fuck…BIKINIS ON A MORMON – it must still be Rumpringa for this Mormon….Julianne Hough…the out of control Mormon who says that she left the church after being molested by some dance instructors, who I assume made her and her brother fuck for high paying customers…because there is no way that this bitch isn’t into that incest shit back when her brother didn’t know he was a queer….and when they both felt is was them against the world…in dance…when dance didn’t matter cuz the dance show they were both on didn’t exist….

All this to say, she’s a bad mormon who doesn’t practice modest being the hottest….and here’s the proof.

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