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2019

15

Feb

Noah Cyrus Thong of the Day

Aren’t you excited that Noah Cyrus is a ratchet little young girl – who is keeping up with her generation by being a ratchet little girl…being inspired by her sister who took the ratchet instagram nudity to the next level, to the mainstream, making it a full Coca Cola situation…poptart twinkie shit…The Gap…fucking Disney…..instagram nudity, flashing like a pervert exhibitionist is just the way the world fucking works now….and it’s great.

Except when Noah Cyrus does it. Cuz she’s a vile bitch.

Great content though! Making her brother proud….because they are hicks and hicks are built off of incest.

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2019

15

Feb

Maria Menounos Looks like a Sex Doll of the Day

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Maria Menounos Looks like a Sex Doll….Just not as good as OUR VALENTINE…SEX DOLL

But it’s nice to see her still out there whorin’. She is the celeb gossip queen, no longer a celeb queen on the celeb gossip bullshit…but posting fitness erotica….looking like a sec doll….Just not as good as OUR VALENTINE…SEX DOLL

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2019

15

Feb

Madison Moilanen Farm Country Pussy Flash of the Day

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Madison Moilanen doesn’t promote a Patreon. So she’s not an entrepreneurial nudist. She’s more of a get naked cuz she thinks she’s hot, likes being jerked off to, likes being seen nude, kind of girl…

She’s just out there with her under 10,000 followers, building a hippie like community in nature with her tits out.

A Pacific North West girl at one with Nature, doing that nature thing because she wants followers, she loves followers, and she is willing to get naked to do it….

She may pretend she doesn’t care about followers, and that she’s just putting her art out there. But art doesn’t exist. This is just shameless nudity with a filter and I love it.

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2019

15

Feb

Claudia Lion Flashes her Pubes of the Day

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Claudia Lion is a wild and crazy animal…this is her African Safari and by African Safari I mean…pubic hair.

She’s Italian. She’s got a Patreon so she’s basically a teen cam girl from the 90s people used to sign up to see in photoshoots…hoping to one day see her cunt…only more entrepreneurial…not like Kate’s Playground and Next Door Nicki before her…who had some dude put together the empire and pay theme out modestly…getting that recurring charge on the credit cards perverts drunkenly bought without realizing or noticing…making a lot of fucking people rich…something I should have probably done when I started this but I hate people, managing people, having an army of women who I have to deal with to get nude photos I sell memberships to see…but the dude at Patreon does it already, get’s his 20 percent, with his marketplace of girls who pretend to be sex positive, and hip..but are really just shamelessly trying to get paid to get naked so that they don’t have to work at the grocery store as a cashier…

“All I have to do is post up a photo set a week, and I get idiots to pay me 20 bucks a month”….

It is the only way to survive when you don’t have a million followers.

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2019

15

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Pink Ass of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp ass in pink satin looking pants…..the kind of pants you want your sheets made out of…partially because they are so silky smooth..but also because Lily Rose Depp’s ass in in them…

She’s a legend, without ever having to do anything, which makes for an interesting specimen of human because it can go one of two ways….

Either she’s got a huge chip on her shoulder and feels the need to prove herself as more than just a Depp rich kid…

Or she’s chilling…just cruising through life because she’s a Depp Rich Kid…

Some rich kids are spoiled and entitled cunts, while other’s are just pretty chill cuz they know they have everything….

Which one is she? Maybe there needs to be a movie about it.

Yes…this is what I think about whilst staring at her ass….

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2019

15

Feb

Nicola Peltz Panties of the Day

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Nicola Peltz has a rocking fucking body, and I guess she should thanks to being the daughter of a billionaire.

IT’s safe to assume her mom is some hot gold digger, since dude is in his 80s and hot chicks like old dudes in their 80s to breed with….

SHe is a product of his later in life marriage / sex….a good way to keep his genetics going forward in an attractive and rich as fuck way…

This girl is all thanks to his hard work in finance, owning all the businesses that made the family empire worth so much, including but not limited to Dr Pepper…

Yes…She is Dr Pepper’s baby….Some Warren Buffet shit…that this little body gets to benefit from.

Not only can daddy finance movies she gets to be in, or vacations she gets to go on, and mansions she gets to live in..

But he can also finance panties and the selfie cam that takes those selfies…

PANTIES!

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2019

15

Feb

Nikola Romanova Nude of the Day

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Nikola Romanova is a model.
I am looking at her pubic hair.
If you are going to be a model.
Having pubic hair exposed in pics of yourself to help further your career may seem obvious, or basic, or like the last resort of desperation.
But it’s fucking great.
Nikola Romanova our Russian Goddess who you can probably buy if you’re rich enough – it wonderful.
If only she was a cam girl!

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2019

15

Feb

Halle Berry Brings It of the Day

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Halle Berry, the cultural appropriator….the has a black dad she’s met once after she was famous cuz he wanted to borrow 100k to start a fucking food truck or some shit…the white girl, who plays the black girl, cuz she’s got the right features and because Hollywood has consistently been racist as fuck and only want to work with accessible black people, or white black people, because they don’t fear them….

It’s nice to see a hot black woman succeed in Hollywood, it’s just too bad the circumstances were that she was middle class and white…

Still great tits though.

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2019

15

Feb

Chanel West Coast Nipple of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is not a celebrity as far as I’m concerned, she was just lucky to be cast as the receptionist bitch in an MTV show people seemed to watch back when MTV was still a thing, before MTV fucking died…

But it’s amazing that she’s been able to ride that for what must be a decade….which I guess isn’t that hard thanks to instagram, because all you need to do for instagram is have one hit, one celebrity moment, one viral nonsense clip – getting you that solid base of followers…and as long as instagram exists, which will be another 2-3 years for sure…you can cash the fuck in…a lot of these sluts are just lucky to exist when in other generations they’d disappear into the hole they belong in….

Nice try at the sexy Valentine’s Day lingerie shoot though…

More of her boring ass in lingerie..

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2019

15

Feb

Cardi B Tits of the Day

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Cardi B is a nice reminder that if you’re a gutter stripper….with low level talent…and you get cast on a Reality show that puts you in front of pervert rappers who like strippers…and they all like strippers…then you can position yourself to be a Grammy winning artist…whilst being gutter as fuck…because white people apparently really like being exposed to gutter black music…it’s the foundation of all the pop music out there…and it is safe to say it’s racist on so many levels, maybe even pandering to white people at the expense of the black folk…but I don’t bother looking into that, cuz they are all paid well..it’s fair for everyone and manipulating white suburban idiot is the foundation of every successful company…it’s where the dollars are…

I just think it’s nice she still shows off her tits, not as much as she should…but keeping it true to herself, telling her authentic sex work story even know with all that MC HAMMER money…makes her more tolerable in this lie that is the entertainment industry.