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2019

18

Feb

Noah Cyrus Titty Shake of the Day

I know that the Cyrus family is pure white trash, they just happen to have a lot of fucking money, but at least when Miley was getting her start off her Achy Breaky trust fund, to do her own thing, she was cute about it….

She brought cultural appropriation of pop culture to the masses in the right way, with a bit of her country hick spirit, and a lot of her nudity….and it was a good time for all. It helped push the culture, perpetuate the trend of naked being alright and the whole thing was a success on many levels…plus I got to see her Labia..

But her sister…Noah Cyrus…is just fucking ugly, has no real edge, or appeal…is just mooching off her name…and her slutting out on social media is hardly believable as being anything more than a cry for attention.

She’s grabbing at her tits…it’s nothing special..if anything, it’s even gross…but it happened..or is happening so watch.

Here’s Miley’s tits

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2019

18

Feb

Kim Kardashian Still a Slut of the Day

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Yep.

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2019

18

Feb

AnnaLynne McCord Nip Slip of the Day

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If the nipple being slipped is on a useless twat like AnnaLynne McCord …who has really done absolutely nothing noteworthy in her acting career – except a 2-3 year window on a revival show that fucking bombed….that was enough to get her to LA…but not enough to really make her last or take her to the top of the acting ladder…winning awards for her performances….

Does it really matter?

Of course it does, because nipples don’t have talent, socio-economic status, any real level of importance…they are all created equally…no gender, age, color, or race discrimination applies…whether they are brown, pink, or white…we like the just the same..

A nipple doesn’t need an academy award, or followers on instagram. It doesn’t ned a job or money or anything like that…

It just needs to be a nipple.

So yes…AnnaLynne McCord is garbage attention seeking trash….but her nipple…he’s alright by my standards…even if his host body is just pure shit….

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2019

18

Feb

Addison Timlin Breast Feeder of the Day

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Addison Timlin is some trick from Californication – who posted up a picture of her breast feeding, in protest of women’s rights, because people in America don’t realize that they live a coddled life that doesn’t need protests, despite wanting to think it’s this horribly racist and disgusting place, while the majority of you just cruise through it taking selfies and making money, capitalism or some shit….that you consider to be the foundation of your people….

Because this who breast feeding not being porn thing but rather a natural thing that happens when you have a kid….has likely never been argued by any dude anywhere. There is no down with the patriarchy going on here….just strictly some restaurants don’t want you doing it while people who didn’t breed are eating cuz they may find it disgusting….like some may find it hot…and feel compelled to jack off to it.

What I am saying is that this breast feeding thing is good for us all…cuz we get to see a large percentage of tits..and if that’s not what natural instinct is about…I don’t know what it is about…

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2019

18

Feb

Julianne Hough Bathing Suit of the Day

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The general consensus of these pics of Julianne Hough in a bikini is that they are pretty boring, and I would have to agree with the general consensus, even if I generally hate the general consensus and try to avoid the general consensus to come to my own conclusions. I’m a rebel like that, a punk like that, not really, I just hate people so I am naturally inclined to disagree with everything they say, in their pop culture, mall brand wearing, hostess twinkie candy coated bullshit…

I think any bitch in a bathing suit, one piece or more…whether it is Julianne Hough or some other bitch is wonderful to look at…even if it reminds me of the 80s high school swim class when girls had thick bush and ill fitting swimsuits…and not of the instagram whores they are today…

I think it’s nice to see a mormon who has been on RumSpringa for the last 10 years, turning her back on the church to be a dancing whore who fucks her brother on TV…finally finding some modesty…cuz modest is the hottest according to the MORMOM MEME account I follow on Instagram….because Mormons are the best…

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2019

18

Feb

Ashley Tisdale in a Swimsuit of the Day

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The most important takeaway from ugly face Ashley Tisdale and her selfie that she’s blocking her face in…but showing off her body in…is that you don’t have to be hot, or look good, or naturally pretty to get people jerking off to your half nakedness…you just need to be half naked…

Not that Ashley Tisdale has let being an average at best, ugly for Hollywood, which isn’t saying much since most of Hollyood starlets aren’t hot….get in her way….she has with confidence put herself ou there, at least for her Disney Gig that made her super famous, which was the last thing she ever did…

But she still knows she’s got a fucked up face, even after the botched nose job, and for that reason, she’s focusing on what works for her…the body, that I’ve always defended as thin and fit…something far more important than a face any day…cuz you can always put her on all founds and look away if she gets bad…or tries to gaze into your eyes.

She has a loyal fanbase and they probably really like this direction she’s taking with her self shot content production….aint nothing wrong with bathing suits….naw’t at all.

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2019

18

Feb

Gisele Bundchen Bikini of the Day

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Here’s Gisele Bundchen….you can probably smell Tom Brady’s ass on her dick if you get close enough to these pictures…because every year he wins the Super Bowl…she untucks and gives him the gift that keeps on giving, the reason he married her, and her hard face…the brazilian Chorizo…that she’s kept hidden from us for so long because she wants to give the illusion that she’s not a man….and the whole thing…is pretty fucking queer. Not as Queer as that Jussie dude and his MAGA Nigerians…but queer none the less…it’s a jock frat boy thing….you know…gay but not gay enough to let people know they are gay…but gay enough to marry a tranny and play house with a tranny so long as the world thinks she’s a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model…

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2019

18

Feb

Sofia Richie New Ass of the Day

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The people like Sofia Richie….

The rich kid with the jacked up muppet face who dates an old, tired Kardashian husband, who has 3 kids with the Kardashian and who now gets to live his best rich life with this one on his arm….cuz I guess he can’t get enough spoiled brat rich kids with muppet faces…so he traded in the old one for a new one…cuz the new one is 20 years younger than the old one…making her 20 times hotter than the old one…beat and battered from aging and childbirth….while the new one is theoretically still tight…at least on paper…you can never be too sure with these young perverts who start masturbating at a young age these days…they have vaginas well trained to take large objects…it’s just generational…whoring is more dramatic for this porn generation….

Here are some pics of her lionel richie ass…looking like all influencer ass…cuz it’s build on cosmetic procedures…

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2019

18

Feb

Boob Printing and Other Videos of the Day

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Twerking of the Day

Kids Set Car on Fire

Subway Passenger of the Day

Shoes Get Eaten by Escalator

Drunk Fight

Woman Tries Forcing Sex on Man

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’ve been out there staging hate crimes all weekend…so far non have gone viral because no one cares about me, and because I am in Canada…where hate doesn’t exist. It is not allowed…but I figure it’s the thing to do and I am the kind of guy who likes to participate in thee thing to do….except when it TASTES LIKE MY ASSHOLE SMELLS!!

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Sex Doll of the Day
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The Man Who Drank Hilary Duff’s Breasts Milk – Stuff by Duff.
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Huge Cleavage
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Strangers Grab Her Big Tits.
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Turquoise Bikini in Miami…
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Dog Mode…on the Tesla…
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Surprise 90 Pound Python Found in Bag….
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Is he Straight or Gay of the Day
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Heroes for the Academy Awards of the Day
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No Pants Party
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Girl Climbs in Airport X-Ray Machine
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Colorado Man Survives Mountain Lion Attack
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The UFO Car Driving Down Highway
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Pile Up of the Day
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This Pussy is the Life of the Party
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Drifting in Questionable Weather
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Wrong Shoes for Slippery Snow
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Lighters VS Shredding Machine
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