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2019

31

Jan

Madison Beer Got Them Shorts On of the Day

Madison Beer is in shorts for the paparazzi…walking around in an oversized sweatshirt to look like she’s got no pants on..only to reveal to her hired photographer, used to sell her images to the media and give a sense of importance to some Youtube chick no one actually gives a shit about, except maybe a bunch of fucking perverts who used to jerk off to her youtube channel, because youtube is a hub of fucking creepy predators watching videos of young girls, a publicly traded porno site…sick but not as sick as this one’s mom who put her onto this, who managed her and who sold her to Bieber….

Well…part of their strategy to go mainstream, is doing the paparazzi whoring, the publicity stunts simplistic, but I guess they work…

Just show your tits or pick your ass for the paparazzi after 10 years of being a youtube channel…and prosper…

The world…a wonderful place.

I am just glad she’s not fat, only fat in the tits, like a woman is supposed to be according to the dictionary definition of woman.

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2019

31

Jan

Sarah Hyland Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Sarah Hyland may not have a functioning kidney or immune system, because apparently there’s a diseasing plaguing all the child stars, forcing them to lose their kidneys….

She may not be hot, because she looks like she’s got that genetic disease where kids come out looking like old people, I forget what it is called, but there was an Owen Wilson movie about it recently….

When she was first getting hype on Modern Family…she looked like a 10 year old, despite being 20, which made it weird for me to attempt masturbation or encourage masturbation to her….it creeped me the fuck out…and now she looks like she’s 85…

But at least she found herself along the way, and by herself I mean her tits, not her nonsense social media content where she rants about shit in the most annoying of way for people to feel like they are hanging with her, without realizing she’s annoying cuz they are blinded by her celebrity…as it happens…with celebs…

This is her in a bra.a

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2019

31

Jan

Rumer Willis Booty of the Day

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Rumer Willis is a fitness icon now that she’s got nothing better to do all day, and sitting around doing meth, or coke, or drinking, or sleeping is boring to her…while fitness allows her to feel good, get some muscle mass, become an instagram influencer in her own right, looking hotter than ever..and I appreciate it because she was far uglier in her youth, but with a rare situation that her mother also went through, she progressively got hotter…and hotter….and it could just be my appreciation for a fit ass in leggings, and is probably just that….but thanks to face inections and clean living…here she is….

I see this across the instagram board on the regular, and I barely spend time on the instagram..but girls I knew as party sluts deciding to be fitness icons…one coke slut dick sucker became Megan Markle’s maid of honor…and others are now trying to be health and fitness gurus when in their 20s…they just drank diet coke, smoked cigs, and drank vodka sodas…shapeshifter idiots….that social media remind me of the lie of social media and the bullshit of humans – everytime I log onto the shit..

But Rumer’s ass…is a great times.

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2019

31

Jan

Zoja Sinitchine Naked Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Zoja Sinitchine is, but if you look at this from the right angle you can see her bald pussy, and despite being an activist for the bush, and I have been forever, she’s still a wonderful specimen and contribution to the internet content space, thanks to her being hot…

An Eastern European apparently….which is exactly where I want her to be…Inspiring…

It makes me want to get sign up to the local Russian club, maybe eat at the local Russian restaurant, learn the language and maybe watch some Russian Porn….which I guess is the on thing I have in common with your government..but my reasons are solely based on recruiting hot chicks and making them big stars…cuz all the hottest chicks are Eastern European..it’s a face…

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2019

31

Jan

Anastasiya Scheglova Naked Model of the Day

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Anastasiya Scheglova has the right fucking name, has the right fucking cultural background, has the right fucking work ethic and hustle, and is just fucking great on all levels…because a hot Russian girl from the communist land of opportunity…hard working, focused, committed, Soulless, trained with a love for the good life….doing whatever she can to not be a cam girl to be a higher end version of a cam girl, and I support everything going on here on all levels…she’s hot…the tattoos are shit..but I can see past that…I am a versatile pervert, throw anyting my way and I can find a way to stare at it, sexualize it, and think how great it would be to be rich so that I can buy it….

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2019

31

Jan

That Dude Lea Michele Got her Tits Out of the Day

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When I was younger, I watched a movie called Sleepaway Camp, where the girl ended up being the camp murderer and she was standing there over her kill naked with her dick hanging out…from what I remember….the entire movie you assumed the girl was a girl cuz we didn’t know much trans shit in the 80s…and the dick was a huge shocker. I guess the same thing happened with The Crying Game, but I don’t pay attention to that queeer shit…then I got a job in the late 90s at a porn company, when VHS was a thing, and their number one category was Trans…so dicks with chicks were pretty much always real to me.

It did stay with me, and when Lea Michele happened….I was like “that’s a Sleepaway Camp Situation”…that you could call a Jamie Lee Curtis situation…or a Haley Joel Osment Situation….that involves….parents who want their kid to have sustainability in the acting world…and if that means women hormones, because despite the MeToo Movement, girls have longer careers, especially when they start as child stars…

So it has never crossed my mind that Lea Michele has a cunt….and now with face injections she seems really addicted to….she can really help perpetuate her lie….and then there’s the tits…shit she’s really made the full transition…

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2019

31

Jan

Cara Delevingne Naked of the Day

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Cara Delevingne is still a paid model….

I thought you should know, since she’s been pretty fucking quiet as she has slowed down her making everyone pay attention to her with all that noise she made a few years ago, before deciding that she wanted to be a serious actress, or whatever it is she decided, while banging actresses like Rosario Dawson, or was it Michelle Rodriguez, I get confused with my hispanic actresses, they all look the same…right?? Then there was banging Ashley Benson, because fat is in…and it has all been a pretty annoying public show of a rich kid, not that hot, but connected enough to exist…

And now she’s naked…getting fondled by some trans….and it is zero hot, but that’s probably because we live in an era of hardcore throatfucking gangbang squirt porn…making a naked model we’re already bored of…boring.

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2019

31

Jan

Bebe Rexha Shakes her Ass of the Day

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Bebe Rexha Shakes her Ass…great…

This is the problem with society.

The people who should be the back burner behind the scenes motherfuckers, who are talented and hard working because they are ugly and have no choice, should stay behind the scenes, feeding the good looking people the content, the writing, the script, thee song….so that their work, or art, is given a nice quality, appealing look and feel….

But now, all the behind the scenes motherfuckers, want the frontline spotlight on them…they want to be seen, celebrated, and honored for their work….even though Hollywood was set up ugly people making hot people interesting…

It’s just so fucking wrong that now we have to deal with pigs dancing around to their own music, that should have been sold off to a young hot popstar…but instead that was packaged by the ego who made it as her own so that she can live out here dream…

Whatever happened to making fun of fat people so that they have no self esteem and commit to a life of lonely with cats…this giving fat people an ego and encouragement thanks to inclusivity is ruining fucking everything.

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2019

31

Jan

Bar Refaeli Bikini of the Day

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Momma Israel….the IDF avoiding, Tax Evading, Hero of Israel…..known to the general public as Bar Refaeli a big titty Victoria’s Secret model who got out before she got too old…but during her time there was Leo DiCaprio’s fake girlfriend cuz he’s a queer, which put her celebrity on another level, back when celebrity mattered and wasn’t just everyone taking selfies trying to get noticed….too busy to care about celebrity cuz they are trying to be celebrity…you know the life we are in now…

So she went back home, to the promised land as the promised people…tainted by some GOY cock….which didn’t stop her rich now husband to knock her up a bunch of times….you know top tier Israel pussy…If you’re rich go for the gold…

Now she’s back to bikini pics…looking good for an old mom in a bikini…you just don’t see moms in bikinis looking like this at my public pool on hot summer days….it’s just a freak of nature in the right way…and I like it…