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2019

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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With impotence from hard living, old age, low testosterone – masturbating ferociously to deal with stressful situations and boredom…and really just how you should spend your days when you’re unemployed….not masturbating all day is not an option….especially with all the sluts out there thinking they are empowered by sharing all their sexual stories and butt shots out there…

So I am looking for new hobbies to replace my chronic masturbation and I’ve decided to take up knitting.

What used to be spending hours upon hours looking at tits – will now be put to good use to make a fucking blanket….while still looking at tits…it’s just my hands don’t know what to do with themselves with no boner to jack off…so why know be productive…

Based on the amount of time I used to jerk off, and the amount of time I spend staring at tits, I expect to open my own blanket brand by the end of the year….

DrunkenStepBlankets….keep you and whoever you’ve drunkenly brought home warm cuz you can’t afford you heat and you can’t rely on sober consent..

Blankets man….they are the future of this empire.

Here are some stepLINKS

Netflix Tells People to Stop Sexualizing Ted Bundy – Who They are Glamorizing
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Terrifying – Woman Trapped in ELevator for Threee Days
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Sink Hole Turns Out to be TUnnel into Bank…Not Ashley Graham’s Anus.
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Fine Fucking Perky Titty Flash
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OLD MODEL ASS OF THE DAY
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Kid Cudi’s Weird Friend Group
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This is the Worst Thing about the Superbowl
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The People VS Icon and Goddess Celine Dion
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SNEAKY FUCK
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Friends Reunion for you to Jack Off To
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Demi Rose in a Bikini
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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Have they proved that 911 is an inside job yet?

That said, I can’t use social media because every time I do – I get flagged, blocked, deleted or turned off…

I don’t understand why that happens, based on the shit I see on social media, while my shit is far less dramatic, racist, sexist, perverted, porny…I mean even that Chris Crocker “leave Britney Alone” dude from MEME past…before a meme was a meme posts videos of him inserting things in his ass all day…yet I tweet twice, I get turned off for 7 days….

It happens on facebook, instagram, twitter, youtube…and back in the day, I was definitely writing insane things to troll…but now everyone writes insane things and I’m locked out.

It’s hard to live out my dream as a social media influencer with the system working against me here…

Saying shit like “By dinged – i hope you mean anal sex because pre-marital sex is forbidden in the BIBLE…..” to a Christian person, in a tweet no one read cuz I have 11 followers in the world we live in….full of everything being offensive or offended…makes me believe in the Illuminati…suppressing us enlightened ones and not letting our thoughts about pre marital anal sex be heard by 11 people who follow me…it’s obvious preemptive tactics to stop the revolution…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Hot Tori Spelling News of the Day – LOL
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Bella Thorne Loses Work for being Bisexual – Sure she Does
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Fat Bitch in a Bikini
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Dog’s Mouth Stuffed with Tennis Balls…
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A Look into Public Shaming
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The Stars Against Gay Bashing…
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Alba Cleavage
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Ariana Grande Got a Japenese Tattoo – But Didn’t Google What it Means Before Getting It – CLICK HERE

Mayweather’s Watches
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Slick Roads Cause Mayhem
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Rachel Lee Bikini Nipple
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Black Cleavage
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Marisa Papen Nude in Ibiza
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Russian Bomber Explodes
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Dispatcher helps Kid with Homework when he calls 911
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WHAT HIT YOU IN THE FACE LAST NIGHT?
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Fat Shamer!
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POLICE BRUTALITY
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Insta Slut
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Cast of Empire Gets Armed Security
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Kourtney Kardashian Tits in a Sheer Top..Gross…
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Dog Loves Attention
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Rita Ora – Grandma Panties
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Christie Brinkley ZOmbie at an Event…
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Her daughter in a Bikini
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Paris Jackson – Midriff
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Katy Perry Tits in Hawaii in a Dumb Outfit
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Skinnier Ariel Winter and her Box
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Kelli Burglund WHoever that is in a Dress
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Rihanna Out and About
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Demi Moore Lives
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Lupita and Jonah Hill Together forever
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Kelly BRooke Fat Ass
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Paris Jackson in a Magazine
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Trucker Helps Other Trucker – Eat Pussy
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Pussy Tattoo is Weird
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Sneeaky FUck
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Bolt on Tits of the Day
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Reddit Amateur Tits Out curiousclarissa
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A BUNCH OF PANTIES
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Goofy TItty Dance
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SLUTTY SELFIES!!
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Two Kinds of Girls Showing their Ttis
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This Lara Croft Theme Nude Shoot Reminds me of How No One Has Creativity…
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Weird Amateur Sex
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Reddit Amateur – Fearless Winter
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Naked Piano Virtuoso
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Apparently these are Naked Greek Celebs
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Naked Sleeping Chick…
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Slutty Surfers!
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Girl in Slutty Socks…
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2019

Jan

Alison Brie Fetish Erotica of the Day

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Alison Brie posing for some fetish site in this french maid costume….

When you’re named after soft French cheese, it is your commitment to take your tits to the photo studio to dress like a French Fantasy….even when you are 45 and no one remembers who you are or what they saw you in.

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2019

Jan

Dove Cameron Potential Sex Tape of the Day

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Is this the beginning of a Dove Cameron sext tape?

Some people are saying it is…

While other people don’t know who the fuck Dove Cameron is thanks to Hollywood being saturated and social media causing so much clutter and noise…it’s impossible to place the tits you are looking at on social media and it’s not worth knowing their career history, their IMDB list of jobs, or who they fucking are…it’s just one fucking blur of tits on a variety of host bodies…as gutter and low quality as these talentless idiots are…it’s still worth looking at cuz it’s slutty.

That said, I think Dove Cameron has a legit career and this is just to help market said career. Fun.

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2019

Jan

Possibly Iggy Azalea Nude of the Day

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These are the leaked Iggy Azalea nudes from before she had her tits done….that she probably released because she’s trying to market herself and make money.

This is not exciting to me – because I find her disgusting and uninteresting.

She plays this gutter lie, pretends to be a stripper runaway and it’s just typical Australian trash trying to come to America to steal your jobs…cuz black dudes like her and think she’s marketable and I guess she probably is…otherwise we wouldn’t know she exists..and she wouldn’t be living in that expensive house in LA doing LA things….

I’m not a fan – but I am a fan of leaked nudes…..

So these may or may not be her – you be the judge…

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2019

Jan

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Bikini of the Day

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Iskra Lawrence out here with her fat ass and grey hair looking like she just got banged out behind the CVS by the guy that killed XXXTENTACION….if you know what I mean…

She’s a big fucking girl, doing the fat thing, who I don’t think was fat before realizing she could make money with the fat thing, and as an exhibitionist…she had no choice to go that route to get noticed…so that she can walk around gut out with confidence since it was self inflicted and not in an eat her feelings cuz she’s sad and lonely self inflicted….but self inflicted like a fucking tactic or design to get out there, get famous and get banged out by all the florida hoods into this kind of thing….

Fat chicks are gross. Fat shame them. Don’t celebrate them. Fat is the very loud killer…cuz fat people are loud, the fart loud, they inconvenience normal sized people on planes…they eat loud…they die fast and they die hard….being fat needs to stop being glamourizeed and sexualizeed…it’s the real threat on your great nation.

Iskra Lawrence Fat Ass Tight Pink Bikini

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2019

Jan

Kimberley Garner Staged Nipple Slip of the Day

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Kimberley Garner cant stop staging paparazzi shots of her tits…I assume there’s nipple…and this tabloid loving trash…from the UK, trying to make it in America…doing it the right way, the not actually have talent or skill way, just call the paparazzi you’re friends with and get in a bikini way…and she’s got a great body so you’d think it would work for her…but for some reason…no one fucking cares…it must be shitty being a girl who was on TV, who has a great body, who is always in a bikini for the paparazzi, and who no one fucking notices…sucks…but I notice…this is me noticing.

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2019

Jan

Miley Cyrus Booty of the Day

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When Miley Cyrus isn’t being a wild and crazy coming of age story of a Disney Kid turning relevant to an audience that grew up with her by mirroring their behavior….doing shitty slutty crackhead instagram style shoots…and being extra weird cuz weird is authentic even when it’s just you trying to be weird to get noticed and seem to have some level of substance….

You know when she’s slutting out now that she’s gone back to being hr boring self…..and not flashing her pussy to the world in a big fuck you that was creatively directed by marketing experts with big salaries…she’s pretty boring…

What I am saying is – bring back nudist Miley putting it all out there. It did good for the youth of America and inspired the selfies they took for us to masturbate to….where as this shit is just basic..and not what she once was…typical. You can’t come out strong forever…eventually you get boring…even if she was still getting naked….it will never have the same hype as it did when the Disney Girl got bad!

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2019

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Panty Flash of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari is showing off her fat mom lip in a white one piece outfit – in what I guess is both educational and entertaining..they call this INFOTAINMENT…where you can be entertained by a has been reality star who smartly married and bred with a famous well paid athlete…still sexualizing herself because everyone sexualizes themselves these days…but also entertained by her thick, callused pussy lip from all the kids that just sort of dangles there like a set of balls she’s got tucked in…and that alone…is worth noticing this trash all these years later…in her mom pussy years…

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2019

Jan

Pamela Anderson Pussy Grab of the Day

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Pamela Anderson doing some Dancing of the Stars shit getting her pussy grabbed…the Playboy to Baywatch dream lives on all these years later…the 60 year old with the 5 year old tits that are likely her 10th model of tits still doing it…and for someone who used to jack off to her in the 90s…it’s weird to see and older and dumpier granny version of something that spilled so much sperm on an international level to people masturbating ferociously to her…people who still probably jack off to old pics of her…because they don’t keep on top of things…and look at pics like this of her getting her pussy grabbed in a far less interesting way than her first sex tape with Tommy Lee…the one where she got Hepatitis….maybe this is some interpretive dance to honor the guy who found the cure to hep…or maybe this is some spiritual tribal Canadian ritual of rebirth now that her Hep is clear…I don’t have the answers but I like talking about her Hep…it makes her as dirty as we all know she was….and probably still is….Rock and Roll British Columbia pussy…fuck yeah.