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2019

30

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Still at It of the Day

Sailor Brinkley still out here in a bikini because her mother is a Bikini model who understands that the bikini is the foundation of life, it is the meaning of life, at least for her….because it allowed her to fuck Billy Joel…make some ugly troll of a daughter…allowing her to get more and more mainstream….before finding some other rich guy to fill her uterus…all while getting paid to be in a bikini cuz she’s a model…which is a great excuse for a sugar baby, you know they can pretend they are earners and their sugar daddy’s feel like thy aren’t fully with a Sex Worker…

The only issue with Sailor Brinkley is that she’s not all that interesting to look out, cuz these rich dudes use model pussy to improve their genetics…while their mom dumbs down her genetics making an inferior looking creature…so here she is living a life not as hot as her 70 year old mom…must be a weird dynamic.

Sailor Brinkley Wet Tight Bikini of the DAy

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2019

30

Jan

Maria Fernanda Big Tits of the Day

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As you’d expect, the name Maria Fernanda is pretty fucking common in latin America and Spain, so there is no way for me to really track these tits down, which is too bad, because they are fucking awesome.

I found a Maria Fernanda who was an old fat mom, another one in Mexico who was a typical travel influencer type…which means slut in bikinis at hotels….and another who was a Brazilian who does Cosplay…but I didn’t track down these specific tits…it’s like she’s lost in the clutter of the most common of names…while rocking the most amazing of tits that you’d expect to differentiate her from all the rest…and they probably willl because people like me like tits…and we have huge influence on who becomes famous…you know the street level marketers for them…that are more like the homeless guy in the bus shelter smearing his feces on the glass…but that doesn’t stop me from sharing this fine…this big titty amazing find….Maria Fernanda…let her climb that Wall you’re building …and fall right onto my face with that pussy hole…..am I right? Of course I’m right…just not necessarily all right/alright…

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2019

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is in the new Vogue Turkey…because I guess there is life after being pregnant for the last 3-4 years. Maybe this is the media tour of her comeback tour…to remind people that she’s the best Victoria’s Secret ever had, even though she’s not the best they have now, in her time off she’s been replaced by hotter girls that we aren’t bored of yet, because they haven’t ONLY done Victoria’s Secret, like Candice…who is a pre social media, famous from being a VS model and that’s about it…she’s never had much personality, has been more of a body to wear underwear, which is what I guess they are hired to be…and is now old, even if she’s not that old…

Another reminder, that when you women insist on making babies, breeding and taking off three years, the younger more eager will replace you and your old and tired ways…and really you don’t have passion or want to be on the job, you want to be home breast feeding…which is why women shouldn’t be in the workforce if they want to breed. True Story.

That said…here are her pics.

Here are some more of her in a nude bodysuit

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2019

30

Jan

Ines the Nude Model of the Day

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Her name is Ines, that’s all the information I have on her…and as it turns out, I am incapable of finding which INES this is. I have facial recognition blindness, all women look the same to me, and this Ines is not the only Ines to get half naked in slutty photoshoots….because I guess Ines is a common name in France, where being topless, or wet in white panties is common practice…which makes you wonder if the USA is really the land of the free…with their building the wall around TSA agents who are involved in smuggling all the cocaine…because drugs come in from the shipping companies and commercial airlines and not from tunnels under the borders…that’s just where people sneak in for lucrative lives cleaning hotel rooms…..

Point being, France…Ines…Tits in some sexy location….hot tits…hot body..Ines is good. Find her.

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2019

30

Jan

Josephine Skriver Genetically Modified Model of the Day

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Josephine Skriver was created in a test tube…her dad some creepy evil homosexual scientist who crafted her to be what she is….with simple genetic modification.

She’s in her mid 20s, so the technology on designer babies was primitive, so I expect her to die of cancer at a young age, but I am not a scientist, and maybe she will live to 150 and not age a day….the future is this vagina….

What I know about Josephine Skriver, other than that she’s one of the hotter Victoria’s Secret model thanks to genetic modification, like the produce or livestock that she pretty much is, is that she was shipped off to Victoria’s Secret who probably funded her genius Dad….and they probably owned her like she was a Edward Scissor Hand you wanted to fuck…young Frankenstein.

Well she’s slutting out in Nashville where she lives, cuz it’s a hip and cool place for her husband, who took her virginity houses her, and mooches off her, because he’s some pervert who has been linked to other models, a musician who pretty much never was, but he must have a big dick, cuz he manipulates dumb hot models like this into moving to Nashville….where she can play up some Country down to earth, Fuck NYC, aesthetic…doing the whole slutty hitchiker fetish content like this…because we all have slutty hitchiker dreams but rarely is a hitchiker hot and slutty…but toothless and terrifying…which often times works out for the blowjob you force on them as payment…but isn’t as satisfying as this bitch….

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2019

30

Jan

Mother Catches Daughter Smoking Bong in her Underwear on Cam….and Other Videos of the Day

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Girl Rides the Sex Machine

LAPD Chasing Woman Stabber

Motorcyclist VS Biker

Unskilled Firebreather

Crazy Dash Cam Video

Clerk VS Robber

Tennis Player VS Bug in Thailand

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2019

30

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Do white girls still wear their BINIDI as fashion statement…or is that considered racist, even though it was racist back in the day, but the Coachella crowd didn’t know, but now they know, becausee they are followers and have decided to take their racism, differentiating people and compartmentalizing them, so that everyone is in a box called their race, which I think in and of itself is racist…

Us none racists, see one thing when they look at people, and it’s not color…it is tit size…that is how I know I am not racist….but all these social justice idiots crying racist are racists because racism and calling out racism identifies that we are all different and that is racist…

Here are some morning links…

Gwyneth Paltrow Gives Doctor Damage on Ski Slope and Doesn’t Fucking Care
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Naomi Campbell Gets Heer fuck on With Young Boys
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Cooking Show of the Day
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Pam Anderson Cleavage….
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Las Vegas Zipline
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How to Teach Yourself to Kickflip
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Driver Crashes into a Hill
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Nick Cannon Taking Over Wendy Williams Show
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LakeBell Tits
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Beer Tap Gives ECOLI
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Angry Neighbor….Fight…So Good
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Failed Scare
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Passenger VS Fat Seatmates – Hilarious
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Old Guys Boarding a Jeep
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2019

29

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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In one of the most exciting things to ever happen in my life, a mother of one of the actresses who I actually gave a shout out to for marrying Brian De Palma when she was just a single mother with her baby girl Willa Holland, reported me on Twitter for objectifying her daughter’s nipples, because she had her nipples out for the paparazzi, even though her mother threw her into this acting thing, that got her on the OC, living that Hollywood life….

Some people really lack appreciation for what I do here…

Since that interaction I’ve been blocked, but how exciting the internet can be….the vagina that made Willa Holland from the OC and that Brian De Palma stuck his dick in….THE Brian De Palma….from Scarface fame…..blocked me…like actually clicked block on little old me’s profile…a nobody up in Canada…blocked by a pussy a legend was up inside…I man Dressed to Kill, another De Palma movie was one of the first movies I jacked off to cuz of the bush…a brush with a Sugar Baby of the mid-90s….in an era before everyone was a Sugar Baby…this is like interacting with Kris Jenner before she was Kris Jenner….if Kris Jenner never released her daughter’s sex tape to get them all ric and famous…

DREAMS DO COME TRUE……

UPDATE! The Bitch Got me Shutdown on Twitter.

Here are some stepLINKS…of the…Day…

Christina Aguilera Does Vegas….
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I love this chick Beating Herself Up When She Gets Dumped…
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Lady Gaga Helps Get Manson Murderer Out…
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Lily Rose Depp – Hard Nips….
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Margot Robbie – and Old as Fuck Looking Harley Quinn – Who Signs Off on Giving 50 Year Olds Jobs as Hot Chicks
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Shitty Overpriced Sarah Jessica Beer Ad with her Tits….
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HOT BOOTY GALLERY OF THE DAY
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Julianne Hough Cameltoe
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Tic Tac Toe Fail
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Kim K – Gets Slut Shamed…
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Shay Mitchell – NIPPLES on the Beach – THROWBACK
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Fame Whore Beach Workout
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Cheeks in the Wind
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Kelly Ripa Bikini Granny…
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Everything Streaming on TV….
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The Dangers of the Tow Truck……
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The Construction Worker who Pretends to be a Baby
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Roger Stone – Busted – Funny Guy…
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Suspect Surprised by Police
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Cat and the GEESE
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The Reason Greek is Painted White and Blue
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Woman Loses Shit…when Credit Card is Declined
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Trump Supporters Beat Gay Actor
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Dino Driver on Snow Duty
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Man Hangs Off Hood in Road Race Incident
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Slutty Chick from Instagram….
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Japan’s Rent a Sister is Hilarious
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Cute Kitten Video of the Day
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Jake Gyllenhaal – a Brat…..
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Grammy Winner Publicity Stunt….
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From the Forum

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Natalie Dyer – Dress
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Stella Maxwell – Hot See Through
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Taraji P. Henson has Big Tits…
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Laura Prepon – Sports Bra
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Olivia Culpo Panty Flash…
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Bella Thorne Big Bikini TIts
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Emilie de Ravin Fat Tits…
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Britt Baron little cleavage…
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Courtney Stodden Lingerie.
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From stepSMUT!!

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Tumblr Still Has Porn…..
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Reddit Amateur….Spreading Pussy
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Hot Tit Pillow Fucker
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Fully Dressd Girl Has Fully Possessed Orgasm….WEIRD
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LIVE ACTION DISNEY MOVIE HARDCORE
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Happy Birthday – Candle Insertion is Hot
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Huge Fucking Titty Flash
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Strip and Bait….
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Nudity Car Racing Girls
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Living with a Cam whore
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Greek Nipples!
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Some Chick Named Pamela – in Glitter and Oil
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Big Titty Maible Naked by the Pool
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Smooth Wet Pussy
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Fat Mom Drinks Breast Milk
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Skinny Girl Naked in the Studio
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Hot Chick Fisted – Hot
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Maya’s Bush.
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Bolt on Tits of the Day
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Amy Miller – 90s Nudity
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2019

29

Jan

Jennifer Lopez Booty Workout of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez posted up this workout video because she wants to teach everyone proper form.

This is not her attempt to get views from perverts who like her ass….and ass that was the basis of 98 percent of her marketing in 1990s….back when she wasn’t in her 80s.

This is her being an influencer and sharing the wealth of knowledge she gets from working with the best of the best, passing it onto you schlubs, who can’t afford the knowledge…it’s her sharing cuz she’s caring…about building the audience to monetize the fuck out of as she stays relevant cuz she’s fucking J.Lo…not actually fucking J.Lo…I mean I am sure she fucks J.Lo hard all the time…her DILDO collection likely huge and luxurious…probably made of expensive shit like Elephant Tusk and Skulls from th Catacombs….but here right now…she’s just showing off her ass in tight pants…

Enjoy if you can.

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2019

29

Jan

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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You have to kind of appreciate Elizabeth Hurley. Her hustle to sell her bikini line based on her legacy that she’s still living out in bikini pics everyday….

She’s figured that posting bikini pics to the pervert fans out there looking at her content gets her the likes and follows her ego deserves….it’s great for a aging woman’s self esteem…being reminded that dudes still like your tits in a bikini…and it makes for a fun a playful thing to do…a hobby she can monetize…like sucking Hugh Grant’s dick back int he 90s when he created her…before going after tranny hookers while they were dating…something that probably hurt her self esteem….but that she got through knowing that a hetero woman can’t compete with a chick with a dick, at least not in sports…..

Point being…she’s still at it, no sign of stopping, women look on jealous like she likes, guys look on hard like she likes…this instagam thing is a winning solution for an otherwise dead, expired, invisible celebrity….thanks instagram for keeping tits alive…

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