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2019

Feb

Jessica Biel Bikini Weirdness of the Day

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I am not a Jessica Biel fan. She had one hot photoshoot back when she was on Seventh Heaven and decided to show the world that she can be a slutty, objectified, exhibitionist for attention, to draw attention on her…that was 30 years ago…

She went on to be a Justin Timberlake Groupie, playing the long game, having his kid and now living the good life, the rich person life, the superstar life, because if she relied on herself to support herself, she’d be broke by now, but luckily she connected with a huge star and let him do his gay shit, so long as she had his credit card and marriage….it’s creepy…some Fatal Attraction / MISERY shit…but here they are taking pics in a pool…with her fit mom in her 40 tits in a bikini top….not quite naughty enough…I was hoping for this to be more dick in her box.

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2019

Feb

Ashley Tisdale Bath Tease of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale bath tease is not a tease because it is Ashley Tisdale and she’s beat….at least her face is…

I’ve always done a post called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face Watch….which was an instant classic on this site and the internet as a whole…It got me 7 book deals and the opportunity to direct and produce a TV show I conceived called The Sopranos…you know that’s how powerful blogs are….

What I am trying to say is no one gave a shit that I called her Ugly then, and they won’t care all these years later, because no one cares.

Ashley Tisdale fans are their own kind of pervert and like anything she does, even pose like she’s soaking after a miscarriage or rape or abortion from a rape…not that you’re allowed to soak after an Abortion – it can lead to infection.

It’s not hot to me…but it’s something.

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2019

Feb

Sara Sampaio Bikini of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is a Portuguese Fisherman and this is how they dress… You know a Hairy little European in one of the greatest of European Countries according to everyone but Europeans who think Portugal is the asshole of Europe because Portuguese people are pretty trash…and sure, a lot of Portuguese people are trash…it’s hard to be sophisticated when you’re a fucking Fisherman..but I say fuck the rest of Europe and imagine fucking Portugal in the form of Sara Sampaio…their one good looking celebrity….and even she’s hairy as fuck….but why does that matter? It doesn’t. Equal opportunity to all hairy bitches except Alyssa Milano.

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2019

Feb

Naked Homeless Lady and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Run in Dublin

Fake Insurance Scam of the Day

Dress Caught in Wheel

School Bus Driver Attacked by Randoms…

Pakistani Tractor Party…

Thieves of the Day

Woman Slams a Beer

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2019

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Every time I take my painful, constipated, possibly cancerous, even though I’ve never had HPV near my anus shit…I open up instagram…not to post and share my every moment with the world of my followers…on my planet I call my virtual reality life…cuz I know no one gives a shit about me in person…..

And I see….panties…I see nipples…I see vagina lips….I see more pornographic images of people I follow and people I don’t….and I don’t even fuck with porn at all and haven’t for at least 15 years cuz I hate porn chicks getting paid to fuck in video…they are gross..but young girls in sheer underwear for their instagram…so that old fat fucking pervert losers like me can stare…is on some level of amazing I don’t think I fully appreciate enough…

Like I don’t know this person, I never speak to this person, I don’t even follow this person, but I’ve seen her tits….how is this life….it is life…

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Canine Smiles for the Camera
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Ari Emmanuel’s Crazy House is For Sale. Live the Entourage Life like the Queers You Are
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Flashing Tits Out the Car Window…
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Lala Kent Sweaty at Sundance
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Cat Plays with Geese
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Kat Del Toro Fashion….
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Rat Cow in a Nipple Shirt
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Adam Levine is a Faggot
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2019

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The problem with abortion laws coming to effect when a huge percentage of your country is Christian and not into abortion, despite abortion being awesome….

Is that Twitter, which I can’t use, but can scroll, in a if you can’t have it, you want it more…because when I had it, I’d use it twice a month…is full of activists posting pics and stories about abortions, or being raped and not having abortions, and being so happy they kept their rape baby, in a keep it to your damn self, I’m tired of reading everyone’s bullshit diary they are curating for the public to read….I prefer a time when journals were kept in drawers, not made available for me to be reminded of how much I hate humanity….cuz it’s not like reading your sister’s journal as a kid and jerking off to her sex stories…or finding out shit to make fun of her about…it’s listening to nonsense on nonsense you don’t want to listen to…making your head feel like it is going to implode…noise everywere…..radio waves penetrating our brains…our only hope…putting our head in the gas oven and having a real go at escaping it.

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Ben Affleck – Batman No More
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Lady Goes Nuts When She Hears Kids Speak Portuguese
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Mariah Carey has Big Tits
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Jennifer Aniston Doesn’t Fuck
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Beach Selfie Bikini Babe SLAM
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Ariana Grande Tries to Fix Shitty Tattoo
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Tinashe Stomach
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Andy King – the Blowjob King!
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Steve Buscemi – Jennifer Lwarence Mashup is TErrifying
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Christina Milian Hard Nips
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J.Wowww Posts Pic of her Husband Pushing Her
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Man Jumps Clear of Head On Collision….
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Hilary Duff Mom Tits
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Jewish Men Dance in Traffic
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Slutty Redheads
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Pam Anderson Gets Her Pussy Grabbed….
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Cardi B Back with Offset – Glad it wasn’t a publicity Stunt…
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Woman Trapped in Elevator for Three Days
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Grainy Pics of the Gay Bashers
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Ariana Grande is So Dumb
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Funniest Cat Videos Ever….
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Demi Rose Cameltoe
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Jerk off to this Skeleton
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Kim Garner Bikini Slut….
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15 Year Old Benches 355…
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2 Dads and a Baby DOll…WEIRD
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Jeff Bazos Leaked his Dick Pics to national Enquirer
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Gemma Arterton in a Dress
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Kourtney Kardashian Sloppy Tits in a Bra
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Does Denise Richards have Charlie Sheen’s Aids
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Sophia Bush – old – Hot and in a Blazer with no Top On Under
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Sugar Baby of the Year
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Dani Ramirez – Great Big Tits
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Rocsi Diaz – Latina TITTY CAT SUIT FIRE
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Mdison Beer – Long Skinny Legs
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Nicole Scherzinger Weird Leather Dress
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Christina Milian Ass in Bike Shorts
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Bella Thorne Big Tits in a Bikini Top
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Van Derham Tits
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Rita Ora Boot Erotica
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Lily Rose Depp in Vogue…
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TUMBLR PORN STILL EXISTS
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FOUR WAYS TO FLASH IN PUBLIC
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Boxing Training of the Day
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Naked for the Uber Eats Guy
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Melanie Sitting Around Naked…
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Awesome Titty Drop
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Hot Titty Flash Tits
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Hot Girl Fisting herself – I Wonder What Went Wrong in her Life
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Feeding Time
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The Perfect Night In….With Girl Using a Taser on her Cunt
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Isida Has a Hot Pussy
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Hot Amateur Films Herself Fuck
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Youtuber TITS!
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Faith has a Crazy Fucking Body and SHe’s Naked
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LOOSE LIPS SINK NOTHING – BUT THEY LOOK FUN WITH DILDOS
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Two Topless Chicks on the beach….
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Two Hot Naked Chicks Flashing Pussy
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College Babe and her Huge Tits
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Amateur Pussy Spread
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2019

Jan

Madison Beer Got Them Shorts On of the Day

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Madison Beer is in shorts for the paparazzi…walking around in an oversized sweatshirt to look like she’s got no pants on..only to reveal to her hired photographer, used to sell her images to the media and give a sense of importance to some Youtube chick no one actually gives a shit about, except maybe a bunch of fucking perverts who used to jerk off to her youtube channel, because youtube is a hub of fucking creepy predators watching videos of young girls, a publicly traded porno site…sick but not as sick as this one’s mom who put her onto this, who managed her and who sold her to Bieber….

Well…part of their strategy to go mainstream, is doing the paparazzi whoring, the publicity stunts simplistic, but I guess they work…

Just show your tits or pick your ass for the paparazzi after 10 years of being a youtube channel…and prosper…

The world…a wonderful place.

I am just glad she’s not fat, only fat in the tits, like a woman is supposed to be according to the dictionary definition of woman.

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Here she is getting her titties on…

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2019

Jan

Sarah Hyland Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Sarah Hyland may not have a functioning kidney or immune system, because apparently there’s a diseasing plaguing all the child stars, forcing them to lose their kidneys….

She may not be hot, because she looks like she’s got that genetic disease where kids come out looking like old people, I forget what it is called, but there was an Owen Wilson movie about it recently….

When she was first getting hype on Modern Family…she looked like a 10 year old, despite being 20, which made it weird for me to attempt masturbation or encourage masturbation to her….it creeped me the fuck out…and now she looks like she’s 85…

But at least she found herself along the way, and by herself I mean her tits, not her nonsense social media content where she rants about shit in the most annoying of way for people to feel like they are hanging with her, without realizing she’s annoying cuz they are blinded by her celebrity…as it happens…with celebs…

This is her in a bra.a

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2019

Jan

Rumer Willis Booty of the Day

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Rumer Willis is a fitness icon now that she’s got nothing better to do all day, and sitting around doing meth, or coke, or drinking, or sleeping is boring to her…while fitness allows her to feel good, get some muscle mass, become an instagram influencer in her own right, looking hotter than ever..and I appreciate it because she was far uglier in her youth, but with a rare situation that her mother also went through, she progressively got hotter…and hotter….and it could just be my appreciation for a fit ass in leggings, and is probably just that….but thanks to face inections and clean living…here she is….

I see this across the instagram board on the regular, and I barely spend time on the instagram..but girls I knew as party sluts deciding to be fitness icons…one coke slut dick sucker became Megan Markle’s maid of honor…and others are now trying to be health and fitness gurus when in their 20s…they just drank diet coke, smoked cigs, and drank vodka sodas…shapeshifter idiots….that social media remind me of the lie of social media and the bullshit of humans – everytime I log onto the shit..

But Rumer’s ass…is a great times.

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2019

Jan

Zoja Sinitchine Naked Shoot of the Day

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I don’t know who Zoja Sinitchine is, but if you look at this from the right angle you can see her bald pussy, and despite being an activist for the bush, and I have been forever, she’s still a wonderful specimen and contribution to the internet content space, thanks to her being hot…

An Eastern European apparently….which is exactly where I want her to be…Inspiring…

It makes me want to get sign up to the local Russian club, maybe eat at the local Russian restaurant, learn the language and maybe watch some Russian Porn….which I guess is the on thing I have in common with your government..but my reasons are solely based on recruiting hot chicks and making them big stars…cuz all the hottest chicks are Eastern European..it’s a face…

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