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2019

23

Jan

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

When you are rich as fuck, a leader in your industry like David Foster…the 69 year old who I assume is a billionaire, he was married to that whore Yolanda Hadid, who only dates billionaires…..this is what you get to FUCK.

An american idol starlet, who has gone on to do wonderful things, like chop off her labia…if you remember the fappening and all those nude leaks…you will know some of her pics were clearly to show her doctor her pussy healing and it was scary….

Well here she is now, Literally Katharine McPhee….the geriatric fucking, old folk home working….terrifying fetish that I assume smells like Werthers Original and pipe….in what is not Daddy issues..but Grand Pappy issues…..Anna Nicole Smith her mentor…I mean…all of our mentor…I miss that Blonde Bombshell….so we’re settling with this.

Remember – when rich…and an icon…you can fuck younger chicks who admire your money…better than hiring a fat gay Filipino nurse with that retirement money…

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Posted in:Katharine McPhee|SFW

2019

23

Jan

Halle Berry Nipples in White Face of the Day

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No one is out there calling out HALLE BERRY for being in WHITE FACE…but the second a bunch of Catholic School kids dress up in Black Face the world goes nuts. The second some white southern person wears black face on Halloween…the world goes nuts…screams racism…and how is that fair? Well it is fair because Halle Berry lives in black face, plays up being black…despite being white…her mom, like Drake, is white…her mom, like Drake, raised her…the black shit thy do is to appeal to a black audience as a black person…but they just learnd it watching rap videos…so Halle Berry in white fac…is her true identity….

Luckily, unlike white people, she’s aging hot….genetics and intermingling can do some good in killing off that inbred look and making for a hot old lady…

In case it’s not clear…I am a fan, even if I think she’s a marketing tool for white people….cuz she is.

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2019

23

Jan

Willa Holland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Willa Holland is hot, she may not matter in terms of her celebrity. I know she was on the OC and on some other Nerd Shit, so maybe she’s more famous that I think. I also know that her stepfather is the legendary film director Brian de Palma, because her mom knows what’s up. Her godfather or is Spielberg or some shit so she’s dialed in, but the most interesting thing about her is that she is dating a hipster photographr who takes pics of nude instagram girls…which I guess has rubbed off on her and helped her develop her own aesthetic that’s pretty fucking great…no bra, just nipples…good.

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Posted in:SFW|Willa Holland

2019

23

Jan

Oksana Klimarchuk Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

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Oksana Klimarchuk has the right name….I went through this already today….Russian sounding name, possibly a sex worker, likely not a webcam model like her friends from back home…but maybe she is…who knows….it’s all a grey area…blurred lines…like that song that made that fat titty bitch with the belly button famous….all whores…all the time….but when they are Russian or from Communism they have the right level of darkness and more importantly…the right level of work ethic..

I guess what I am saying is that….it’s nice to see some nipple rings.

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2019

23

Jan

Sailor Brinkley Surf Bikini of the Day

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The key to shameless instagram pics is to find a prop or excuse to be in a bikini….

Some girls do this because they own a bikini line – that isn’t a real bikini line – but they pretend it is….

Other girls do it because they are surfers…in a “What else would I be wearing”…

Both a great reasons for a girl to be in a bikini, but in this era of not giving a fuck, feminism, not explaining yourself…you don’t need a reason to be in a bikini other than that it gets more traffic.

You can hike in a bikini, try not to die…you can bike in a bikini…..you can dyke in a bikini…anything bikini gets hits..and hits is what we care about. It is the currency for people, often times rich kids, like this one…who don’t care about money, just about the fans to feel relevant…

She is her mother’s daughter, an uglier version of Christie….but that’s only because Christie’s DNA got altered with the rich guy she bred with…as it often happens because rich guys aren’t models!!

Either way….Bikinis!!

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Posted in:Sailor Brinkley|SFW

2019

23

Jan

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica of the Day

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Rumer Willis has finally found her angle…

The potato headed sad rich brat – who was mocked by the blogs when it was OK to mock people for their looks…got some face injections – started her workouts…does her squats and overpowered an ugly face..

Sure it may be BRUCE willis trolling us, and sure the pants may be doing something magical with fabric science and I may like all asses in fitness gear doing fitness….

But that doesn’t take away from the fact that RUMER has blossomed into something worth fucking and that’s a good thing to achieve in this era of everyone rockin’ plastic surgery putting importance on bullshit…like turning ugly to hot in a 1990s style teen dramady.

Here she is looking like a mustard covered sausage

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Posted in:Rumer Willis|SFW

2019

23

Jan

Angela Olszewska Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

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If you know me – you know my love for the Eastern European / Soviets. There’s something about communism that killed off the uglies, taught people a level of desperation through starvation, trained them to be hard workers, or spies…and the whole thing created an opportunistic kind of self serving hustle.

I also love instagram girls doing instagram shoots with there tits out…and sometimes thing of all the sluts I’d miss out on if the GRAM wasn’t real…

So this Angela chick….Right Name, Right Outfit, Right Shoot. Great times for all…except maybe her…you know selling herself for this cheap…but it’s better than being paid to piss on webcam….

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2019

23

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Jacking Up the Underwear Like She Wasn’t Fired from Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Nothing like an old mom of a model, pulling her panties up into her vagina for attention, like she’s not an old mother, because she’s trying to stay hot for her boyfriend, a DJ who fucks hot young models behind her back, in IBIZA, cuz he’s living the life of the party…while she’s living the life of a fired Victoria’s Secret model…

That’s about all I have to say about that…the Netherlands… where drugs are legal and so are whores….

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Posted in:Doutzen Kroes

2019

23

Jan

Naked Camper Outdoor Shower and Other Videos of the Day

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Asshole Friends…

Naked Guy of the Day

TIC TAC TOE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

Train Helps Truck

Dude Chases Cell Phone Thief in the Dumbest Way

Buffalo in the Restaurant

Pigeon Farmer…

Goose Strut

World’s First Tranny Jockey…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with media is that they are all suck up bullshit people…I watch Ryan Seacrest the Billy Bush and Kardashian Creator….and know he’s a fucking creep who fucks escorts but acts so excited about everything…sucking all the dicks both literally and figuratively….for old ladies to watch on and listen into his fake as fuck conversation…forgetting he’s a terrible fucking human…..it’s just constant sucking up….why don’t people hate on the people who deserve to be hated….I find that unfortunate, pandering, and this anti-bullying shit is not giving the worst people who would have been bullied the knowledge that they suck and need to improve…nothing good comes from giving Melissa McCarthy an Oscar….

That said….I got an email for my first social media campaign…that went like thsi:

I am looking for parent-based influencers, like yourself, to write a blog or share a blog with your 51k instagram followers, educating your audience about the importance of identity theft protection and most importantly how child identity theft is the fastest growing crime.

I am making moves as an influencer….a parent-based influencer….called DrunkenStepfather…because all my content is on mom…or at least pussy which you need to be a mom..until the trans start fighting for their front holes to be considered uterus…

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