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2019

22

Jan

Elena Iulia Rotari Pubic Hair of the Day

I am angry there is a thing or a hashtag or a challenge that is going viral on the internet called Jan-u-Hairy, encouraging women to not shave in January, it’s the month you hibernate, and your husband’s not fucking you anyway…he’s too busy jerking off to porn…but I say all days should be Jan-U-Hairy…because bush is one of the most glorious thing a vagina can do…far more glorious than that whole terrifying birthing process…

I have enouraged every woman I know, both friend and foe, both sex partner and acquaintance, both stranger and girl who works the grocery store cash…to grow her bush, be creative, do her own thing, represent herself, celebrate herself…find her identity…find her soul…through her bush…

DO NOT go out there and wax that shit for some queer boys who think hair is scary or gross and just want straight up labia…it’s a crazy thing to do…you crazy bitches…follow this Elena’s lead…and do staged shoots with you bush…for instagram or whatever….because a bush unseen is a bush that doesn’t exist to me and a bush that doesn’t exist to me – is as bad as a bald pussy.

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2019

22

Jan

Martha Hunt Topless of the Day

Martha Hunt Topless Photoshoot

Martha Hunt was one of Taylor Swift’s paid partners, or friends, because even a cunt popstar who disgusts me on all levels needs to give the perception to the world that she’s tolerable and likeable and someone who people want to be around for more than just the press that came with being friends with Taylor Swift….

Martha Hunt is not an Oscar Nominee, but based on the people they nominate, she may one day be a nominee, provided that she has enough social media presence…that’s the world we live in…hire whoever can best market the shit to their feed because no one cares….

She’s also one of the last American women who isn’t 300 pounds, pre diabetic or diabetic, working as a model who the people can relate to because they are all fat too…..thanks to the sedentary life, processed food, sugar in everything…we are all fucking disgusting…

This is some Martha Hunt clickbait that isn’t actually clickbait, since Martha Hunt drives zero traffic to anything. But at least she tries. Just not hard enough.


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2019

22

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Bikini of the Day

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Some reality show stars become the President of the Free World…while others become breeders to professional athletes who live the good life because athletes make too much fucking money and live that bro life thanks to always being coddled by everyone around them because they were so good at sports, and in turn are now overpaid for what is the dumbest fucking thing ever…like throwing a ball with a bunch of men who shower and rape girls together..in the fraternity that is professional sports…

Her name is Kristin Cavallari…that’s Kristen with an I…and she’s posting bikini pics thanks to realizing that bikini pics is the only thing people care about…

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2019

22

Jan

Maitland Ward Erotica of the Day

Maitland Ward Lingerie Spread Legs

THIS JUST IN….

Maitland Ward is still fucking disgusting…old and expired….But she’s getting paid…by perverts everywhere who like her…because perverts are everywhere and I guess they are given access to their credit cards despite being full retards…and perverts are easy to manipulate and actually don’t like hot chicks because hot chicks are too out of their league and prefer something more attainable like Maitland Ward who looks like a mom….not hot to me…but I’m not the masses…

Who cares about Oscar Nominees when you have people like this being shat out of the anus of Hollywood…once on TV…promising…now someone who looks like a Yeast Infection….and probably smells like one too.


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2019

22

Jan

The Worst Nude Dive Ever and Other Videos of the DAy

Idiot Takes Out a Plane’s Wing

Priest Gives his Blessing

Car VS Tumbleweed

Grandfather Dances…

Idiots Caught with an Airplane Full of Coke

Polish Man Destroying Car

Idiot Driver

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2019

22

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Thanks to alcoholism – I was up early and overheard the Oscar Nominations.

I want to make it clear that I do not care about the Oscars. I think they are a fucking joke and te last 10 years they have pandered….

It’s just that the radio, yes…a radio…was on and they aired it while I was trying to no bleed out from whatever hangover dump I was experiencing…not that you care…

When I heard “Black this, Black That, Lady Gaga (for viewers they need), black that, Mexico this”….I laughed…and said “obviously”….but that was because I saw my penis…the Oscars don’t deserve my laughs…

Then when I heard Melissa McCarthy was nominated – I laughed…not because she’s the comedic acttress of our generation but because when we’re nominating Melissa McCarthy for awards besides the pie eating contest, it’s funny to me….

The whole thing is a marketing lie and the good news is that 12 people will watch it, all in their 80s…so it’s not even news…

It’s just a nice Reminder that Hollywood is holding on by a string and will be replaced soon…

I like seeing old, archaic, elitist, overpaid shit fall apart slow and stead…and I also like seeing reality stars become your President.

It is amazing….

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2019

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

We live in a world where people have access to so much information, but prefer to focus on misinformation….and throw tantrums people listen to – thanks to it being on the internet social media channels…

I just read an article, or a headline as we do about how Leslie Jones, the transgender black actress being mad at legendary comedy producer / director / and the original cast of Ghostbusters because they are using the original cast instead of some chick cast as a ploy to pretend hollywood doesn’t favor men and are inclusive…look there’s even a Chinese chick in here…..who cares about Leslie Jones, but throwing a Tantrum because her movie bombed because she isn’t the original cast is ridiculous….

I watched the Fyre Documentary that everyone watched, and I find it interesting that the ringleader was the one accountable for the scam because he orchestrated it, while the Meme Account turned Agency is the one the orchestrated all the models to sell tickets to the damn thing to idiots who bought into nonsense…and sold their footage to the highest bidder (Netflix)…washing their hand clear of selling 95% of the tickets…something they probably bragged about before that Sandwich pic was posted and went viral….they paid Kendall Jenner to push the stupid fest and hype it up, 250k, and she didn’t get in trouble…or feel compelled to give all the Bahamians money who got fucked out of money…because everyone is fucking disgusting….

I still think the Fyre Fetival was the best thing to ever happen on social media, besides getting your President Elected…I love seeing how retarded people are..and I love seeing rich people buying into a dream…because they have far too much money and need to get involved in whatever is hype to keep up the personal branding hustle…

The world is fucking nuts…that’s why an apocalypse would be a good thing for humanity….give people a second chance if they survive it and earn that second chance…

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R Kelly Defender of the Day
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Stella Maxwell – Tit
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Lily Rose Depp See Through
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Wild Rhino in Village…
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Tourist Bus Loses Tire
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Meredit Ostrom – Bikini
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Ariana Grande in Black Face
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Hero Trooper of the Day
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Security Guard THROAT Slams dude
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The Woman VS Price Philip’s Driving…
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Rappers VS Ariana Grande…
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Out of Control Truck
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Slutty Lily Rose Depp in Jeans
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Laura Prepon In a Sports Bra – Terrifying…
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India Eisley Weird Cleavage
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Constance WU in a Dress
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Amy Adams Tit
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Lottie Moss in a Red Dress
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Cindy Bruna No Shirt
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Jordana Brewster Side Tit
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Magazine
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Audrina Patridge at Some Event
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Sarah Hyland at an Event
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Kate Beckinsale Legs at an Event
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Rachel McCord Slutty Oufit – Spreading Legs
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Anya Taylor Joy Cleavage
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Jessica Simpson’s Fat as Fuck
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Maise Williams Dressed Like Some Kind of Fetish
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Pixie Lott in a Fetish Costume
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Ella Knox Big Bikini Tits
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Just the Wife Fucking the Hubby
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Father and Son Share a Girlfriend
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Hot Topless YANA WEST
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Topless Asian Girl
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Amateur DINA….and her Pussy
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5 Models in Black Stockings…
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2019

21

Jan

Rita Ora Nipples of the Day

Rita Ora Tits Out Nipples See Through Shirt

What is Rita Ora’s nipple doing here….

Because there’s definitely a nipple here, but it’s hidden..

Is this like jerking off to airbrushed underwear catalogs of the 80s? Where you can see some level of nipple? Or is there actually a nipple there…I just don’t know…

But I do know that Rita Ora has some rocking fucking tits…tits worthy of their success that she’s seen on an international level…after spending hours and hours a day trying to get out there, seen and noticed….which probably wasn’t hard with tits like this…you know cuz people, men and women alike, always appreciate great tits….so if you’re born with great tits…you better fucking be a fucking star especially after 10 years of pushing it hard…and Rita Ora has pushed fucking hard…like that eager stripper who just is on steady rotation in the lap dance booth…where you don’t see her except for her contracted stage shows…you know.

Here she is with her tits hanging out
Rita Ora Big Tits

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2019

21

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Pussy Print of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Photoshoot for L Officiel Paris

Lily Rose Depp is doing a solid Squat in a onee piece bathing suit and silly sandals because she’s a little fashionable art hipster…thanks to being rich as fuck, Johnny Depp’s daughter and pretty much that’s all you need to be accepted into pretty much anything. When you’re dealing with a huge international star like Johnny Depp, your daughter gets invited places…not even because they want access to him, but because she has access to him…that’s way cooler than being an American Apparel model or a DJ or feminist period artist…in the mindset of the new generation of hipsters that are really mainstream cuz being obscure, weird, creative, or interesting doesn’t really exist when you are feeding the world everything about you, desperate for them to look, on social media….

I mean where’s the mystery…where’s the excitement…where’s the exclusivity…

That said, Lily Rose Depp can do no wrong and is by far my favorite of the celebrity rich kids, coddled, entitled, spoiled, given all they want….but most importantly….HOT….

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2019

21

Jan

Noah Cyrus Hard Nipples of the Day

Noah Cyrus Hard Nipples Miley White Shirt

Fuck Noah Cyrus is Ugly….

Did her family find her behind the barn in the fucking trough a horse was eating out of after some inbreds gave birth to her and figured they should get rid of the evidence of their affair…to which Billy Ray said “Don’t tell my heart, my achy breaky heart or really anyone that I am going to adopt this sit and raise it as my own cuz I’m rich and it’s the right thing to do”….

Not that anyone cares because we live in a world where Miley Cyrus’ ugly sister Noah Cyrus gets to play Miley Cyrus with her own spin because the world loves rich and famous people with familiar names…nipples out, strategically relevant with the help of her team and that alone is tragic….

The fact is that she doesn’t need to be hot, interesting, or talented…but rather just a puppet copying people with less resources to get seen. Plus all the positive reinforcement from being the ugly troll sister no one noticed or cared about…coddled hard so that she wouldn’t kill herself…

LOOK AT HER NOW!

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