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2019

08

Feb

Ariel Winter Erotica of the Day

Ariel Winter has been pretty fucking fat the last few years, but she managed to step it up and thin the fuck down for her employers who probably didn’t like that she was getting fat, even if fat was in, it’s not the angle they want to play, even though fat girls get paid…

She has thinned out….I will give her that….using trainers and probably some self discipline so that she doesn’t eat the whole fucking craft services table….because like a college girl on her first Semester she’s got access to eat anything she wants anytime and it’s hard to maintain that hot fit body…

I still think she looks like a troll with big tits for someone who has had a breast reduction at 16…but seeing her neck when she was previously neckless is a great improvement and remember to choose health to jack off to….alienate the fat chicks like we are supposed to…celebrate the fitter versions of themselves to encourage them to get more fit. Right.

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2019

08

Feb

Heidi Klum Got Them Titties on of the Day

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Recently engaged for the 12th time – Heidi Klum – brought out her tits to some AIDS event, because AIDS is no longer a death sentence. It is no longer illegal to give AIDS to someone knowingly….it’s like my body my right to disclose what I want to disclose to people…which is great in an era of everyone fucking no condom…and everyone being self involved cunts….

Well…that doesn’t mean that celebs don’t need to do AIDS events to raise money for AIDS to help the AIDS babies around the world…death sentence or not…

It doesn’t mean HEIDI can’t bring out huge cleavage tits to celebrate that she didn’t get AIDS from her AFRICAN…or maybe she did…we wouldn’t know..it’s not a death sentenc anymore…but I assume it is tits to get the perverts riled up and ready to fuck low grade cheap hooker pussy cuz it is all we can get and afford – so take these tits into your weekend and let them inspire you to make bad decisions with questionable women…getting AIDS like Heidi wants you to….and maybe if you do get the AIDS you can make a wish foundation that shit and end up as one of her special guests next year…seeing these tits in person….so you better start cutting up your dick, sharing needles, finding real gutter addict trash to get up inside otherwise this plan won’t work.

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2019

08

Feb

Becky G Tits In Paper Magazine of the Day

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Becky G has a stupid name. It’s like when you were in High School at there were two dudes named Jorge, Jorge S and Jorge M, you get what I am saying…it’s time to grow the fuck up and use your real name…your actual name…your big girl name…which is GOMEZ….

She’s a youtuber, with a huge latin audience, who opened for Fifth Harmony which is some manufactured girl band…and she’s famous as fuck, because there are a lot of latins. Many latins. Latin population HUGE…that is why your government wants to build that all….and deal with the whole airplane and road thing after that wall…to keep them out…despite them being the only people that actually work in your country…cuz white people are all fucking lazy and entitled while the immigrants, like immigrants for generations before them, want the good life and slave for the good life…

Well…that’s about all I have to say about these pics of BECKY G – other than…Why the fuck did I just post these? Confuses me even.

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2019

08

Feb

Lucy Hale Tits of the Day

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In case you’re wondering – LUCY HALE – the celebrity who gets consistent work in teen shows…is going to be right here.

Wherever that is..

Tits out in a bikini top….

Because all girls are exhibitionists seeking validation through their tits….and if they tell you that they aren’t. They are lying.

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2019

08

Feb

Weird Friskies Public Sex Ad and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked BREXIT girl

Women Steal 1000 Pairs of Panties

Awesome Driver of the Day

Naked on the Train

Bikini Girls and Frozen Water

Woman Vandalizing the Church

Bulls in a China Shop – Literally

Dude Destroys his Bike after being Ticketed for Not Wearing a Helmet

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

08

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s always weird when you find out that a girl you know, whether it is your mother/sister or a random girl who works at the deli, usually it’s the younger crowd, they are more open minded on things, has allowed a man to shit on them for sexual reasons…and not for money….but for pleasure…because you’ve seen fecal porn as a meme, but didn’t realize people were into it on that level…not people you knew…you were prejudice against it….because you found shit gross….you didn’t expect anyone, at least not anyone you know to be into it….

What do you do when you find out that your wife has been shit on back in college? You’d probably pretty upset….

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Amazon God Says Enquirer is Bribing Him with Dick Pics
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Bearded Dragon Sits Down for a Fancy Meal
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Tornado VS Train
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Tits in the Photobooth
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Dude Throws Brick Through Girlfriend’s Car
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Charlotte Dawson Nip Slip
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Ariana Grande Thinks Kate Beckinsale and Pete Davidson are Cute
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Arianna Grande is Mad at the Grammys
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Good Timing.
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Chinese Martial Arts
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Skin Colored Nipples
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Big Tits in a Harness Getting Pizza
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2019

08

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Every day I go to bed knowing that I have failed at organizing a sex cult, because I typically hate people and people are all pure shit….so my hate for people overrides my passion for being a manipulative cult leader who makes people do dumb shit because I manipulating dumb people who would join my cult is easy….

It’s like the maintaining of the cult, when I just want to be left alone, would drive me nuts…I am too trained by the computer and internet to not talk to other humans or make conversation…and I know if I was successful in cult leading…I’d have people asking me questions, wanting to talk to me, wanting to know things from my enlightenment…and it would be a lot of fucking work..when I am just there to get my dick sucked on command by people who sold their homes to give me their money to be there.

Point being…it’s a real internal struggle I have to face daily…

The knowing I have the power to get what I want out of people…but the laziness and can’t be bothered to not bother….

I prefer staring at walls….and posting the stepLINKS…

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Girl Buys the Best Shorts….
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The Biebers Lie About Fucking Before Marriage. He used to fuck her when she was underage bro.
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Tactical Response to a Snowball Fight
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Stephen King’s New Pet Semetery has a New Trailer
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Courtney Stodden – Monster Tits
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Rat Cow Lingerie
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Girls with Big Ass in Leggins Doing Gymnastics Badly
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Bill Cosby Heads to GEN POP which is a lot like JELLO POP…but not at all.
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Ja Rule Claims He Didn’t Commit Fraud
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Palermo – Braless
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HUSKY GETS SAVED
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Dude Pranks Girl with Powder Paint Leaf Blower
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Cindy McCain is Nuts…
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Lily Rose Depp – Worth a Fuck
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So…James Brown was Murdered?
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Teacher has Body Tattooed
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Ozzy Hospitalized – RIP
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Pet Shop Boys VS Trump
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Wolfs VS Elk
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TBT – RAVING GOTHS
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Fat Kate Upton Leaves the Gym
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Celebs Celebrate AIDS
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Jasmine Tookes VS Valentines Day
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Jenny McCarthy – Old Bitch
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Romee Strijid VS Valentines Day
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Ariel Winter Slutty Shoot
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Nicole Scherzinger TRANS
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Emma Dumont in a Dress
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Cleavage – No Neck
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Chriqui Got big Jewish Tits
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Tisdale Slutty at an Event
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Reddit Exhibitionist – RleeR36
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Harnessed Blonde Pranks Pizza Guy
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Pass the Vibes….Reddit Amateur of the Day
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Shitting in the TUb…
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Beach SLUT
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Naked in the Changing Room
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Cozy Places
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PORN STAR GALLERY
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This is Weird…
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Don’t Do That in Public
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Bouncy Black Tits…
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Waterpark Tits
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Pussy Lickers in the SHower
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PUT A RING ON IT
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2019

07

Feb

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

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Is this the most important content that has hit the internet today?

Out of all the slutty nude and half nude hot chicks out there…

Is this the self produced slutty shamelessness that matters?

Her name is Alexis Ren and despite being far less versatile than the other Alexa…you can’t order sex toys off her…she has been able to turn herself into a sex toy…she has even been on tv as a sex toy dancing….

She is the leader of the Instagram slutty traveler – a movement we all like…

So relevant, important or not…none of this shit matters but it’s better to stare at than our wives or walls or other things we are exposed to in our shitty frozen lives.

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2019

07

Feb

Ashley Graham Pretending to Exercise of the Day

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Lol

Fat people working out, always hilarious.

Comedic.

Because it is the opposite of what they actually do, or what they actually did to get as fat as they are….

I guess the brands are realizing how negative and irresponsible it is to feature fat chicks as models, because it is telling the fat peoples they target that it’s okay to be fat, even though fat causes the most deaths…more than shark attack a and coconuts falling from trees…it’s a fucking crisis and I think pandering to the fat is saying it’s great to be fat and again another example of corporations killing us through marketing…

So get the fatty doing fitness – so a fatty exercising is the healthy way to be fat…instead of using her like the big she is demonstrating all the cake she can consume in one sitting to sell cakes to the fat….instead sell the dream of fitness and use a relatable “I am fat too” to sell it. Silly. And erotic to those of us who are black or with even fatter women…but disgusting to me.

Positing it for the comedy bro.

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2019

07

Feb

Gigi Hadid Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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I don’t know about this Gigi Hadid muppet face.

I realize that she’s made it as a rich girl who didn’t need to make it to begin with but egos had to be fed….

But I’m not convinced. I see through the scam her and her family have coordinated and all the people in fashion sucking on her muppet face dick….are just followe idiots who have no opinion of their own but who know Instagram followers are a currency and status symbol….even when those followers are for nonsense reasons…

This is some bought fame…getting a good return on investment….

This is her in a magazine thanks to her bought fame getting a good return on investment….

Muppet face and her tits pretending to be fashion when really there’s no substance here…just veneer…fake shit…posting it anyway.