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2019

07

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Underwear of the Day

Josephine Skriver is some built in a lab by a Marine Biologist out of Sea Plankton, old semen pulled out of a hot tub at the Gay Sauna, cuz her dad is gay…the donor egg or what I guess she calls her mom…because you never tell the subject of the science experiment that they are a subject of a science experiment and you try to raise them as normal as you can…was some lesbian….and I assume the study was funded by Victoria’s Secret to own her…it’s cheaper when you own a model, than when you pay them their rates…Modern Slavery…but not really because they paid to have a genetically modified model from wherever she’s from….

I guess none of that evil corporation genetic modification – playing god shit matters…when you got her posing slutty….

Here’s some cleavage…

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2019

07

Feb

Dude Jacking Off to Porn in his Car and Other Videos of the Day

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Teacher slaps student in South Africa

Just a Dude Torching 5 Businesses

Two Drunks Having a Fight

Road Rage on Icy Road

DUI Test Fail

Boxer VS Pervert

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2019

07

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was thinking about how religious girls doing anal instead of vaginal sex for god…to keep that virginity…whilst being a huge slut…who has had a ton of dick in her ass…is pretty fucking amazing. Keep it meaty in the backside of the panties….and pure in the frotn…

Which led me to a Mormon MEME account on Instagram, and a series of Mormon girls gone bad who went from Mormon wedding outside the Temple…to instagram bikini ass shots real quick…making m think this whole God things better than I ever expected.

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Girls with Big Ass in Leggins Doing Gymnastics Badly
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Welcome Back Paulina Porizkova
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The Rock was the First Choice Host of the Oscars….he was too Busy being Rich as Fuck
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Drunk Driver of the Day
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How 9 Billionaires Start Their Mornings
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Disgruntled Boyfriend Throws Brick Through Window
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Australia Wants to Ban R Kelly
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Pornstar Lily IVY Gallery
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PUT A RING ON IT
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2019

06

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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So…..

I’m living in the winter life. Living the cabin fever like The Shinning hustle….not killing my fat wife off, because she’s doing a not so good enough job of it herself…but she is fat and time is a ticking…so dreams will come true….

I don’t leave the house…hermit. Not that I do much in the summer….but at least the girls around me, who don’t realize they are around me, because hot young girls don’t notice creepy perverts staring at them and their asses in short shorts….even though their asses are in short shorts….and they just act like they are not in short shorts…and that the attention they get for their short shorts should be non sexual….even though they are jacked up their asses…not that I even remember that happening….hibernation season….but I’m ready for it….like Groundhog day a week later…they call it old fat pervert who wants to stare at girls day…and I predict that I’ll only be finding that shit on the internet for the next 5 months….which is actually not that bad, the HD quality of internet pussy, makes real pussy a lot of work to get for a less exciting and fulfilling experience….but I guess sometimes you just want to dial back and be old school in your perversion. Take some risks..live in the moment…put down those screens…realize the internet isn’t that exciting…even if it is all you’ve got…the internet is dying…real life…will overcome all.

If you think about it logically, why the fuck are you actively working for free, like if this was a job you were paid for you’d hate it. Updating content, interacting with content, etc, etc, etc, etc all fucking day…but for free…or for some likes and follows…you do it for free…all your spare time spent on that. Get a fucking life. Loser.

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Hot Free Driver Running Rocks in a Bikini Perverts
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Hot Twerk Dance in the Gym
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A Lock of George Washington’s Hair Sold for A lot
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Brad Cooper Is Embarassed that he’s a Loser….who Bought a Hot Russian Bride
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GUESS HOW MUCH STRIPPERS IN ATLANTA MADE
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Husky Rescue
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Floor Collapse of the Day
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Gold Digging Legs of the Day
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Morena Baccarin – Bikini
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J.Lo – OLD TIGHT BODY
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Dog Hides Tennis Balls
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Pet Shop Boys Roast Trump
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Drunk Golfer of the Day
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Jennifer Lawrence and her Herpes are Engaged – Who Cares…
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Bolivian Mudslide was a Stripper I knew’s Name
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Elsa Hosk – Naked with a Snake
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Michael Bolton Falling Asleep in an Interview
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Door Ripped off Doing KIKI Challenge
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Some Slut Named Automn Green
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Guy Pulls a Car while Doing Hand Stand – Cross Fit?
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The Boeing 747 Hotel Room
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Armie Hammer VS Stan Lee Death Exploiters
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WTF is XTINA AGUILERA DOING
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Salma Hayek is Not Yellow Feces…But She’s on the Red Carpet…
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Some Bitch at Some Free Form Event…
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Shailene Woodley’s Slutty Dress
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Dakota Fanning – in a Dress
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Lana Condor in a Tight Dress
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Brie Larson at an Event – Ugly as Fuck
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Katherine McNamara in a Dress
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Jennifer Connelly in a Dress
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Some Chick named Emeraude
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Leighton Meester – Old and Ugly
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Delilah Belle Hamlin – Slutty Yoga
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Dua Lipa – Big in a Dress
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Anne Winters – Cleavage in a Dress
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Ana De Armas Cleavage
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Reddit Amateur…Mrs Jones….
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Hey Yo…TUMBLR STILL HAS PORN….
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Girls Masturbating in the Hotel Hallway is Amazing
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Bridge To Throat Fuck
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Amateur Webcam Dick Sucker
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The girl Next Door
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Anissa Kate – Nipples…
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Great Pussy / Great Tits
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Honey Fairie is the Amateur if the Day
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I don’t think this is How Condoms Work
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Pornstar Karla Kush…
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The Future of Universal Currency
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Slutty See Through
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Highway masturabator
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Babe Naked in the Forest
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Bustier babe naked in the Woods
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Her Name is Diva – THESE ARE HER BOLT ON TITS
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Felicity Fey has Massive Tits
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TWERKING SURPRISE
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Weird Sex Move of the Day
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Another Amateur Dick Sucker
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Sluts in Car
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Anal Cannon
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Ass Smacking of the Day
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Slutty Secretaries
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Pubic Hair of the Day
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2019

06

Feb

Annalynn McCord Naked of the Day

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I figure I want to give our girl Annalynn McCord some hype in a world where underdeserving people get tons of hype, we need to give underserving people who get no hype some love too….

You know keep the useless cunt a useless cunt who is struggling to be a coveted cunt but can’t seem to break through like other useless cunts because that is just the way it happens. Some useless cunts are better at being useless cunts the world think are solid cunts….

She is the Rita Ora of the acting world…you know got one job and rode it out. Was so eager to be famous that she went to every single event she was invited to. Sometimes ten in a day….with hired paparazzi doing hired paparazzi things….and sidekick sisters…just never ending uselessness being as useful as can be. But still never quite making it.

It is really an exercise in resilience. The cockroach of Hollywood who just won’t die.

Let’s give her some love, keep her and her nude top of the page. She’s done her time. She deserves her shine. You can put that on a tee shirt like your “sorry ladies, I’m already like a brother to someone else” shirt. You silly fuck.

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2019

06

Feb

Toni Braxton Upskirt of the Day

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Toni Braxton Tuck Game Strong of the Day was the alternate title..

I saw these pics a few days ago and debated putting them up because they are just that disgusting.

You know when a woman hits menopause and grows a dick…and gives up on herself cuz she can’t fight the thickening process like some chocolate whipped cream in the blender.

I call this some unbreak my heart, day you’ll love me again, but this time, I’m the one getting up inside you thanks to the way my dick clit has grown out like my hair….

You know tranny shit….

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2019

06

Feb

Bella Hadid Bodysuit of the Day

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When I lay in bed at night, worrying about the current state of the world, and what the future of humanity is, by scrolling through weird fetish porn on tumblr …..

I think we need more rich kids, entitled brats, who the world has embraced in a fucking body suit for social media to barely revolutionize shit and pretty much maintain the vapid cunt existence. To inspire the other people out there to be vapid cunts too. You know perpetuating the bullshit to future generations of shit…

The only problem with Bella Hadid is how fucking ugly she is….

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2019

06

Feb

More Kendall Jenner Topless of the Day

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Oh thank goodness Kendall Jenner has more topless pics pics for VOGUE because High Fashion is just straight up trash now, and I guess so is being wealthy.

There was a time when the rich were elite…their was a real barrier between us and them and we didn’t know any better because the people around us were just like us, broke ass idiots…but with the internet it’s like we are a shit stain in her gross daughter of a tranny panties…where we have to see it all, like she’s bragging to us, and if anything it should cause a revolt and get a peasants revolt…where we run in and lynch the bitch….but instead we all look at her tits like a bunch of fucking idiots…

So here they are you bunch of idiots.

Here are the videos

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2019

06

Feb

Ugne Brazionyte Nude of the Day

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Ugne Brazionyte….

Ugne what a dumb name…

Unge….naked on the beach….

Unge works for me…..I mean not officially, I can’t afford employees of this stature – but she works for me figuratively because her nakedness is all I want to see from her, and I am seeing it. Far better than any actual employee who you pay and want to see naked but can’t see naked because they will cry rape or sexual harassment…so it’s almost like save the paid work for the ugly chicks…and make the hot chicks starve so that they go into sex work cuz it is their only option.

STRATEGY MAN….be strategic.