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2023

16

Nov

Tanline Thursday of the Day

Tanlines…

As some of us are freezing our balls off and we’re not even into winter, but can’t afford to pay for heat because we’ve dedicated our life to the blog….

Slaving away for free, for charity, due to being a little psychotic and inclined to update a site for no actual reason…

Living like a teenage girl who doesn’t need to make money because she’s still living in the parent’s house, only a grown ass broke ass man…blogging my fucking feelings….for nothing but an outlet I don’t even need to have…

Others are getting tanlines and posting them to the internet because it’s a fetish and using any hook they can is a good thing….

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2023

16

Nov

Start Your Day with Britney Spears’ Tits and Dances of the Day

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I may be a conspiracy theorist, but I am sometimes right in my conspiracies, and my Britney conspiracy is that she’s not alive anymore. This is either old content or a body double with a Britney Augmented Reality filter trying to keep the illusion that Britney is alive alive…

People like to assume she’s just a nut because being called a nut or being a mental health episode allows for us to be programmed to think “Oh she’s just crazy”…..so that we don’t question the different face she has or the fact that she’s a top tier pop star who spent 30 years doing song and dance only to end up doing dances more awkward than a fat mom on tiktok trying to go viral for awkward dancing…

Anyway, here’s that dance, since it’s a pants off party and we like those…

And here are some old TITY pics circulating for old times…because we like those too:

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2023

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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Your night may not be filled with tits and whores and other nice things, but at least you’ve got the stepLINKS….

You may be sad and lonely, not sure of what to do, but at least you’ve got the stepLINKS….

They may not give you handjobs, or really anything amazing, but you can give yourself a handjob while going through them, which is pretty sad and depressing, but that’s ok, we’re in it together….

So here are those stepLINKS, designed to keep you predator perverts off the streets, or in harms way, or being harms way for normal people, because I’m a hero and my contributions to society are amazing…

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Gifts To Get the Lady In Your Life!
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Sabrina Carpenter is a Cover Girl!
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Cardi B Cleavage and Areolas at the 2023 MTV Video Music Awards!
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Really funny joker jumping on people prank
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Iggy Azalea in Bed!
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Is it possible that this girl isn’t faking it? Medically, it’s possible.
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Dangerous moments that will have you at the edge of your seat
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25 Photos That Will Make You Uncomfortable
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Taylor Swift Inspired Kansas City Chiefs Merch!
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Deion Sanders to the Locker Room Theives!
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2023

15

Nov

Sydney Sweeney Big Tits of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is in her first super hero move, which I guess is a big deal and is reason for her to have her big tits, they are the ones who got her there, since it sure wasn’t her acting….

The super hero movie is the right of passage for any overhyped actress in Hollywood, especially now that they need all the hype they can get for their shitty super hero movies that they make….

People are catching onto how shit the blockbusters are, but the actors are still all in because they payouts are huge, it is the real sell your soul to the devil level of “you’ll never have to worry about money again, you’re in, big tits”…..and it’s all thanks to the big tits….

The movie is called Madame Web and the trailer was posted on the homie site EGOTASTIC

IT’s obviously going to be dog shit, but that’s what you can expect from super hero big budget trash….

IT may be the only movie that Sweeney does that doesn’t feature her tits, but I assure you all the marketing around it, will feature her tits….she’s barely been visible for months and all of a suddent…TITS in magazines, in GIFs, on SOCIAL media, it’s happening….

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2023

15

Nov

Millie Bobby Brown Being Sexy of the Day

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Millie Bobby Brown Being Sexy of the Day

I was one of the few people I know who didn’t watch Stranger Things….

SO I didn’t see Millie Bobby Brown as a child…

SO I wasn’t one of the people who was anticipating her 18th birthday because they are weird, socially awkward fan boy fucks that don’t get pussy but find their happiness through the celebrities they are fed….

Which means, I can look at her sexing herself up for the camera with a clear conscious, but not sure we can say the same about you bro…

The child star turned 18, turned sexualizing herself as she sexes it up for the camera as she sells her products, is about as basic as it gets..because it works on nerds like you.

Here she is pushing her bullshit products…

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2023

15

Nov

Dua Lipa in Pantyhose of the Day

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Dua Lipa is one of the world’s favorite popstars thanks to the manipulation of minds vial TIKTOK sounds and other social media hustles they pretend she organically put together when she was an aspiring model that randomly did cover songs on youtube that randomly went viral that randomly got her signed….the whole origin story seems very suspicious for a Bosnian refugee trafficked out of the refugee camp to the UK where she was groomed for this shit…

The good news is that she’s NO Taylor Swift, and she’s in pantyhose squatting like she’s about to take a shit all over the place, the way you want your popstars who are in pantyhose, you know doing the whole sieving the cheesecloth does when making cheese….WHAT?

Exactly…

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2023

15

Nov

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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It seems like we are living in an era where the athleisure pants or shorts purchased from some asshole influencer on social media are designed to double as a topical relief map, or even an MRI of the fucking vaginal structure of the person wearing the pants…

I don’t know if it’s a pull this pant up inside me so people know my clit’s not too large, or my lips aren’t too long, or if the pussy is just magnetic, on some snail oozing level of sucking the pant up inside them and really, I don’t need to worry about logistics of the cameltoe, I can just celebrate seeing pussy on strangers in peace…save the logistics for the attention seekers out there trying to get their pussy seen by strangers…right.

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2023

15

Nov

Rumer Willis Has Her Tits Out of the Day

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Here’s a little or a big, at least big breasted, Rumer Willis who is post pregnancy because she’s apparently been bred by some kind of pervert who is into rich kids with famous parents who never have to work and can offer that good good life…

I’ve always been a Rumer Willis hater, which is such a basic angle to take when it comes to Rumer Willis, but in my defence, she didn’t have big milk filled mommy milkers at the time….and she walked around with a little too much confidence for someone who had a face that looked like a foot, not just any foot, a left foot…

I have hated her mom, she was a bit of a creep, always underwhelming, her bolt on tits uninspiring in Striptease, her Ashton Kutcher relationship should have been fucking criminal, and that’s not Rumer Willis’ fault, she as probably a victim to weirdness…but that could just be her big tits talking…

It’s amazing what big tits do to a man, I’m here feeling bad for her cuz her dad’s non-verbal and dying of his dementia, thinking that she actually cares when it’s not going to affect her trust fund, you know as if she actually has human emotions….all because of the tits…

So ladies, if you have tits, use them, they give us empathy and make us ignore your fat neck.

Here are some more pics of her, since you’re all dying for RUMER WILLIS content….

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2023

15

Nov

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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As a non-weed smoker, I’ve always had a hatred for weed or the people who smoke it.

Obviously, I never thought it should be illegal, because I don’t think there should be any rules or any laws that oppress the needs and wants of a person, so long as it’s not hurting anyone other than themselves…

I’ve also thought that the natural route in medicating yourself is the right route, and weed is a pain killer, anti-anxiety, anti-depressant, appetite stimulant, you know all that good shit….doesn’t mean I am into chicks who smoke weed….

So when I look at the girls who produce content around smoking weed, I feel like my reasoning is validated and disgusted because maybe the quality of girl producing weed nudes is low, looking for a niche or an angle to amplify the nudes…that doesn’t mean all weed smokers are fat slobs that look like they work at a coffee shop and that they live in a basement apartment, but that’s the way I see them….

So if you’re a weed head, who gets excited by women with the same interests as you, like smoking weed….this post is for you….but if you’re like me, and a mean spirited hater….you probably won’t like what’s ahead for you!

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2023

15

Nov

Nikki Bella’s Nipple of the Day

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I don’t really keep on top of Wrestling news, aside from trading traffic with Heyman Hustle a decade ago, I don’t really know anything about Wrestling, other than that the fans of wrestling are some real fucking weirdos, seeing as they get caught up in the storylines of fake fighting between grown men…while being grown men.

They did try to pepper some pussy into the mix over the years, like the WWE of the 80s was just straight dudes on dudes play fighting like they were at some gay hook-up spot, retreat, or underground party.

The Bella Twins, who are now 40 were part of that whole initiative that has made plenty of women success stories, except maybe for CHYNA, who is debatably not a woman based on being dead, but also based on the size of her clit in her sex tape. Steroid shit.

I just saw that Nikki Bella had a nip slip back in August, I missed it because I don’t care, especially in this world of everyone pulling their tits out all the time for attention, but I am seeing it today and that means I should make you see it too…plus…she’s a twin…showing her twins…it’s exciting other than the saggy as a 40 year old part…

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