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Brie Larson’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Kelly Osbourne Bikini of the Day

Renae Erica Gets Fired for Being Naughty Online of the Day

Khloe Kardashian Cosplays as a Hot Chick of the Day

2018

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I know at least one person who tried to commit suicide by Roamaine Lettuce this thanksgiving weekend, all because they had to hang out with their judgemental family and hated it. Pussies.

The more interesting story is that people are mad that people are ratting out cam girls and instagram sluts to the IRS about them not paying taxes on their nudes they sell…but instead they buy their purses and go on their instagram vacations to help market their premium snap chats..

We all know it is probably other girls, girls are jealous…but even if it is dudes snitching, we can’t hate on people being good citizens, doing the right thing by saying “hey, these people are taking advantage”…I think selling nudes is a far more questionable contribution to society….

We all gotta pay taxes! Otherwise the system would collapse. Why should they get away not paying taxes while everyone else pays taxes. Some of these people bring in over 1,000,000 a year doing premium snapchat shit. That’s income. Pay up trick….these people so entitled while being scamming whores….if they don’t want to pay taxes on their nudes, they should give them away for free.

Here are some morning links..

Hugh Hefner’s Sex Tapes are on the Bottom of the Ocean – Get Scuba diving To Find Some Hef Dick
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Black Friday Fight Breaks Out…
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Box Truck Challenges a Bridge
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Kim Kardashian Announces She was on Ecstasy when Filming Sex Tape….
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Warehouse Dominos
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Ellen Pompeo VS Wite People
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Selena Weber is a Model in a Bikini
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C6 Machine Gun
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16 Bit Christmas
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Nude Miley!
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Some porn…

StepMom Porn….
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Babe Porn….
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Cyber Monday Deals are Black Friday Deals that Continue

Davinci Vaporizers!! DEALS MAN!! DEALS!! Cyber Monday Deals!
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SLUTTY fuckin’ KNIVES to cut SHIT – 20% Off DRUNK20
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Soap….THAT GETS You PUSSY – stepsoap15 for 15% off
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20% Off – HuniBagder – code DSF20
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FILL YOUR BITCH….The Classy Way….MAKE HER PUSSY FEEL LIKE GOLD – 35% Off Code – stepzalo35
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2018

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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BlackFriday – that’s racist. Implying that it is the one day of the year that Black People can shop like white people…because of great sales…only to be sent out into a warzone like they live in Chicago or FLINT MICHIGAN where getting water is as primitive as a third world country.

When will the people figure out that we are all one race the human race. We are in this together and that Black Friday should be called “equalityfriday”….or Diversity Friday…or Great Deals for ALL PEOPLE Friday….

This black shit needs to be taken out of our vocabulary…We are all God’s Children…who pull out each other’s throats for a toaster oven they don’t need.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Russian Whore Mistress Who Posted Nudes of Kit Harrington is Kinda Hot…
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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini
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I am Thankful of Britney Spears Picking a Wedgie
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Leo Dicaprio Refuses to be Friends with THOR So He Doesn’t Need to Compete for Pussy
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Girl Plays Evil Prank on Brother
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The Older Hadid Sisters in Bikinis
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Funny Granny THanksgiving Story….
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I Am On Team Piers Morgan Calling Out These Idiots
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Volcano Explodes the Fuck Up
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Brawl at a Kickboxing Event
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Useless Pokies of the Day
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Next Top Model Bikini Bullshit
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Kid Avoids Being Run the Fuck Over
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Tom Cruise PERSONALLY Abuses Other Scientologists
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What the Fuck is Wrong with Katy Perry’s Face
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Crackhead Florida Woman Drops baby when Running from Cops
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Tiger Woods VS Phil Mickelson – Who Fucks Whores Better
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AUstralians are Fucking Weird
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Fire Skincare for the Perverts
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BLACK FRIDAY – DEALS – DEALS – DEALS – BLACK FRIDAY

Davinci Vaporizers!! DEALS MAN!! DEALS!!
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SLUTTY fuckin’ KNIVES to cut SHIT – 20% Off DRUNK20
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Soap….THAT GETS You PUSSY – stepsoap15 for 15% off
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20% Off – HuniBagder – code DSF20
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FILL YOUR BITCH….The Classy Way….MAKE HER PUSSY FEEL LIKE GOLD – 35% Off Code – stepzalo35
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From the Forum

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Rat Cow Nudes from 2012 – when she was a Different Person
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Hot Model Photoshoot
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Rita Ora is So Fucking Beat
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Melanie Sykes has Cleavage
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Kim Garner Bikini Trash
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Ashely Tisdale is Beat
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Sarah Hyland is Dying of a Genetic Disease
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Vanessa Hudgens SLutty PDA
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Tara Reid is Perfect
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From stepSMUT!!

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300 Porn Gifs from Tumblr Porn of the Day….I got these looking for my O-Face Post….
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Fucking at some Sex Fair
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Sporty Masturbating Teen
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Amateur Pound Down
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Patriotic Bikini Slut Shows her Pussy
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The Tits and Bush on this Bitch are Great
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Throwback Miley Cyrus Nudes…
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Hot Cam Girl Body
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Topless Barista
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Hot and Naked Bruna
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Slutty Selfies with some Pussy Flash
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Evolution of BUTTPLAY
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Real Wives…
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Snapchat Sex Tape
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Just a Girl and Her Dildo
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Titties in a Striped Shirt
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Big Fucking Boobs
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Devlivery Man Masturbation Troll
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LOTS OF BUSH
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Very Creepy Spread Pussy
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Gia Genevieve Huge Pin Up Tits
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This Pussy Got the CLAP for the Win
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Sex Move of the Day – THE SCORPION
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BOOBS!
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SO MANY SLUTS FOR YOU TO CLICK ON!
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2018

Nov

So Many O-Faces for Black Friday of the Day

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First off…this has been the most fun post I’ve ever put together in 14 years of doing the site. It has given me a new found appreciation for life and this job….

We share a common passion and interest….making girls cum…or watching girls cum…because girls work so hard taking care of us…or fighting with us and our toxic masculinity…many hold jobs, run the household, raise the kids….and give up their sex appeal all for the men in their lives….so for them….those feminists…not the annoying lazy millennial feminists…we salute them….and should gift them all, moms, sisters, aunts, the mail lady, the coffeeshop clerk, EVERY WOMAN….the gift that keeps on giving…or coming…never going….a high end luxury VIBE…that she will fucking LOVE!!!

The gift of masturbation, a beautiful thing, especially when she lets you watch….hopefully she lets you watch.. The female orgasm, a beuatiful thing, everyone likes a good orgasm…..

So if you’ve got a cam girl, a girl you’re into, a girl who has restraining orders against you, and I know you do…a girl you want to see cum, or want to make cum with the help of beautifully crafted toys….or if you are just happy knowing a girl is using your gift to have an orgasm…get up on this…

GENIUS….she may act shy, embarassed, especially if you gift her in front of her parents or her kids, but she’ll be begging for more, screaming with pleasure, proud to know you….because the gift of orgasm makes the gift giver a fucking hero to anyone involved….

TO celebrate orgasms…here’s a fucking lot of girls showing off their O-Face…porny maybe, but the world is a fucking porno…and we’re all just primates in it…this is drunkenstepfather not christian mingle…you can handle some tits cumming…it’s designed to inspire you

Posted in:Features

2018

Nov

Davinci’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday Deals Brings Girls Vaping of the Day

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We’ve partnered up with DAVINCI VAPORIZERS …..they are premium dry herb vaporizers…who in this world of vaping, are one of the best companies out there according to me, which may or may not have any validity or truth, but they look cool….and so do the people using them…..

Vapes, that shit is just like candy, so any hooker I recruit for sex, I encourage to be a chronic vape smoker….so discreet….even though weed is legal in Canada…and who the fuck wants their hookers to be rolling joints before rolling my balls in their mouth….

That’s my relationship with vapes, this shit is discreet, no one will smell you coming through….but you may have your own, maybe you use your vapes to get high, maybe you like standing on the street corner like that asshole telemarketer who wouldn’t get out of my damn way, for an afternoon vape…using what looked like a fucking brick as a vape…while he should be fucking with the people at DAVINCI VAPORIZERS BLACK FRIDAY DEALS …their vapes have style…

I don’t have the answer..but I have vape deals for you MEDICINAL MARIJUANA users….

They have a small one called the MIQRO, and another one and a bunch of deals so get you INSANE VAPORIZER DEALS AT DAVINCI
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IT IS BLACK FRIDAY FUCKERS….why wait in line, wrestle or get shot at the retail level…order from your fucking HOME….

So whether you vape or not, you can get someone you like a vaporizer….it’s Christmas and they are less harmful that actual cigarettes…while being a fun way to get high…the people have decided….

Get All Kinds of DEALS DEALS DEALS! CLICK HERE

There are cyber Monday deals….that are opening up soon. I know you’re excited about it…I believe you are excited about it….be excited about it….
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Posted in:Features|SFW

2018

Nov

Possible Bella Thorne’s Hairy Bush Sighting of the Day

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Bella Thorne is into showing herself off, because that’s what shameless disney kids are raised to do….by both their parents and the execs making money off of them…

Her trying to navigate and find her own way, using her disney fame to post slutty pics, and smut of herself and her meth looking gender-less boyfriend wasn’t clever, or even that interesting, despite her body being young and fit and her tits being big, it was just a natural progression of being a disney kid…this is how that shit works…

In her annoying raver playing a weirdo, when she’s so fucking mainstream it offends me that I am even posting on her, she’s grown out her armpit hair…her fiery armpit hair…and I guess her bush…it’s a trend….that allows her to flash her panties to the world on her instagram feed…when feeling lonely and in need of some attention…cuz all these idiots are the same…barely interesting, lazy but willing to get naked…to compensate for their lack of brains, talent, ability….and I guess they know how to lure in the troops of other idiots who have no mind or concept of what is good or not….just used to sucking back on sugary drinks like the retards they are…have you seen these people try to write out words…I’m talking the youth…actually writing things beyond memes captions and Thanksgiving Clapbacks (it’s a thing)…..they are fucking dumb porn addicted morons…and this is their leader…..

Not bad for a redhead…but if you’re going to go this far…you might as well go all the way…and bring us the firecrotch Lohan prepared us for…back when girls shaved their pussies into looking like scared deflated wrinkly animals….before BUSH was celebrated the way I’ve always wanted it to be….and for as long as I can remember…the way I’ve been fighting for it to be free….

Here is another look at the bush

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2018

Nov

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

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‘Dancing with the Stars’ finalist Alexis Ren sexiest Instagrams….is a headline AOL just posted on her…because doing mainstream TV, gives you mainstream media attention, and leads to bigger and better deals…so the key is to use your instagram fame from being half naked and slutty, and making the mainstream think hiring you will get them younger viewers interested in her, when those younger viewers don’t have tv, and can just check her instagram without committing to a dumb show…

I remember talking to some MTV executive I managed to connect with once who was all about their instagram influencer TV show they were working on…this was a few years back and MTV was scrambling…again I don’t know what I knew an MTV executive…but it was on facebook…these things happen I guess….anyway I told that idiot that no one is going to watch MTV, get CABLE, and watch MTV for a person who selfies at them all fucking day…the idea of taking an influencer to TV doesn’t work, but taking a TV star to influencer does work….and that is why we see all these celebs who were too good or too cool for their fans posting bikini pics…or Alexis Ren…posting this smut…tits…out…the way they are supposed to be.

I appreciate that.

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2018

Nov

Rihanna Booty in Bed of the Day

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Note to the women out there who have ravaged stomachs from being lazy as fuck…..even though fat is celebrated and you’re fatter now that you’ve given into all your food cravings….you still don’t want pics of your gut hanging out…you gotta do what Rihanna is doing and lay on that fucking stomach bro….

Cuz an ass in the air, when photoshopped covering a belly hanging over some panties that are a few sizes too small, cuz no one wants to admit their weight gain….is the best angle to take on….so let Rihanna the biggest pop star inspire you to manage your fat the way the rich do.

That’s about all I need to say about that.

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2018

Nov

Sara Sampaio Outdoor Shower of the Day

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I was looking at a picture of Sara Sampaio in some billboard I happened to be standing next to a billboard of her…maybe it was at Victoria’s Secret…I don’t know…but I do know that they didn’t smooth out her face and I could see her full beard….Sara Sampaio…the original bearded lady…and if you know Portugese people…that isn’t all that surprising….

But who cares about her beard….while she’s out on the beach showering for the fans….like she was her dad fishing in the Azores for his family to grill…as the portugese do…only the fish being cleaned is her….for her rich billionaire boyfriend to feast on….because rich billionaires like Victoria’s Secret models.

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2018

Nov

Emma Paterson Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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I wonder if this is Laci Peterson’s sister…or maybe she’s Scott Peterson, our resident Death Row Chiller, new wife…because these bitches marry all the serial killers with their weird prison inmate pen pal dating apps they use to find inmates who never will be released to feed their empty and lonliness without too much commitment or involvement…until the motherfucker gets some DNA evidence releasing him from Jail…forcing you to actually deal with a fucking convict….ruining your whole plan of just being a weirdo who marries people in jail…

I am sure Peterson is a common name, and this unknown nude model in her sheer panties, doing her hipster shoot is actually named Emma Paterson not Peterson….so this post makes no sense…but maybe she’s Robert Paterson’s wife or sister, with her titties out like she was his ex Kristen Stewart, and she better watch out cuz apparently Kristen Stewart is into the whole strap on, pussy eating, mutual masturbation, lesbian shit with models…like some kind of pervert she clearly is….

Either way, her name Emma Paterson. And she’s nude.

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2018

Nov

Random Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Here’s a Random Topless Photoshoot…of a Random Topless Girl…with a good tan against some bright background….geetting out there, making herself famous, only there’s one major fail…and that is that we found this on TUMBLR and have no idea who the girl or the photographer is…making this getting naked for attention and fame..notoriety and rich boyfriends who pay their rent….almost obsolete…she’s virtually officially inter changeable with EVERYONE else doing this….but I think it’s important we let her know we care.