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2019

24

Jan

Shay Mitchell Ass in a Kayak of the Day

I don’t know if you saw the story about the Two Canadians who portaged a canoe each to the basecamp of Everest last week….well if you didn’t, two Canadians portaged a canoe to the Everest Basecamp….they did it for some Charity, good people…but the point of my story is the importance of the canoe to the people of Canada…like the beaver and the igloo and the Maple Syrup trade…the canoe is the foundation of our existence..and everyone, even twats like Shay Mitchell who are out there trying to get attention on their Instagram feed because they can easily monetize it….feel the need to pay tribute to her Canada, even though she left Canada for the glitz and glam of Hollywood…stealing your jobs and being too cool for Canada…it’s like when the successful dude goes back to his small town at Christmas and judges the locals he grew up with dude to his superiority thanks to driving a Land Rover…you know the type….but Canada…or the PADDLES that make Canada Great Again….CAGA if you will….are ingrained in her DNA…even if she’s an immigrant…

Point being… ASS SHOT!

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2019

24

Jan

Maria KN, Short Name, Good Outfit of the Day

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Short Last Name, Good Outfit….

That’s about all I have to say about this photoshoot- because I realize no one reads anymore and they just like pictures…while I’m here writing out my soul for all of you to judge my vulnerability in my analysis of hot slutty naked girls who are pretending to be art….when trying to get famous.

Right.

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2019

24

Jan

Striptease and Other Vides of the Day

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Locked Out Naked Man Gets Towel Stolen

Scooters are Fun….

The Axe Man

Man VS Chinese Restaurant

Lizard in the Kitchen

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2019

24

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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This muppet face instagram look is getting out of control….Every bitch, whether they deny it or not….has her face jacked up. I can only assume that is because women are weak and follow each other’s lead, choosing some leader to follow and imitate because they have no mind of their own.

The male focused media gets called out for being misogynists, giving women unrealistic expectations, all that other bullshit that leads to anorexia and working out…when all we do is lazily celebrate hot chicks for being hot…cuz they are hot…is that a crime?

It’s the female media that is telling bitches ways to wax their cunt, how to suck dick better, how to get fit, how to please men….

But I guess the female media is owned by the male media – so ultimately…it falls back on the evil MAN…

But bitches out there…you did it to your damn selves…

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Alec Baldwin Needs Anger Mangement…
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Old Halle Berry Nipples
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South Beach WHore
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Titty Bounce
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1995 Jordan Peele Anti Smoking PSA
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Big Tits Break Shirt
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Bella Hadid’s Mom Claims She Never Got Fillers – Sure…
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Booty BOOTY….
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Snake in Toastre
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What a Save
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CAR CRASH vs Neightbor
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5 Rasons to Say – WTF is That…
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2019

24

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am all for replacing retards with technology….I was talking to someone who was legitimately mad that workers are being replaced by machines. I didn’t realize people thought like that…I mean can’t we all collectively agree on one basic thing…people are dumb as fuck especially low pay scale wokers…they don’t care about helping me, helping us, helping anyone as they sext when they should be giving me my money for my goddamn can returns…

I love the automated checkouts, online sales, give BEZOS more money, because seeing some cunt we can replace with a robot…and put her to fun work like sex work where she belongs….the world is a better place for you and for me and the entire human race…or merge sex work with menial work…

If we do have workers working – make them dress hot at least, we like hot, we don’t need ugly or 78 year olds who didn’t plan their retirement right….we need young people who aren’t expired, dying, depressed by their choices…dressed slutty working the menial jobs…

All employees should be forced to wear bikinis or crotchless leggings to increase business. Make the place edgy, dangerous and hip like their foods….fight technology..

Cuz those menial workers are the only ones I like..cuz of the tits…

Fast Snow Removal Flamethrower
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Two Huskies Hanging Out
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Kate Beckinsale – CLEAVAGE
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This Slut is in her 50s and Hot
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Pretty Sure I linkd this Yesterday – Bella Thorne’s Legs
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YOUNG TONY SOPRANO IS HAPPENING
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Expecations VS Reality
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Kimora Lee Gets into Fights
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Trashy Nip Slip of the Day
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Missile Interception Caught on Snowboarder Camera
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Camel Toe and Ass Cheeks of the Day
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Byran Singer is a Pervert
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Snake in the Toaster
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Downhill Skateboarding at Night
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Twin Models Shopping
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Chinese Company Offers “DATING LEAVE”
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Willa Holland – Nipples
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Car Crash Misses Neighbor
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Jordan Peele – Smoke Free PSA in 1995
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Lady Gaga is Digusting
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Noah Cyrus Pokies in a Tank Top
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Chris Brown – Good Dude….
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What Save
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Guy on a Budget Film a Basketball Scene…
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Sailor Brinkley – Bikini
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Babes at the Television Awards
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Una Heatly in a Bikini
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Morena Baccarin in a Dress
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Some Bitch Named Stacy Martin
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Madison Beer Cleavage
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Kim Garner – TRASH
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Jessica Simposn – TANK
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Rachel McCord Cleavage
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TUMBLR SUCKS AT DELETING THE PORN – YAY
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Disgusting FETISH
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rReddit Amateur With Nipple Rings…
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Paz De La Huerta Tits
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THE BEST SHOEBOX EVER
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Japanse World Record Holder…
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Reddit Amateur Slut
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Holly Got the Pierced Nipples
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Ass Spread of the Day
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Elin in Lingerie
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Zara Bald Pussy
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Shower Time
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Fetish Porn of the DAy
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The best Pool Trick Shot
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THROWBACK TITTY TUG OF WAR
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MILK ON TITS
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Tits on a Wooden Table…
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Sandra Long Legs…Naked…
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Real Homemade Lesbians….
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Close-Up Bush of the Day
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Cum Shot on a Stranger in a Tent
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The Call Her the Best StepMOM Ever
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SEX MACHINEES OF THE DAY
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Outdoor Pussy Juice Drinking
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2019

23

Jan

Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip of the Day

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I am a loyal Lindsay Lohan fan.

I am very happy she’s having a comeback…

Not only because of the nipple flashes you don’t notice cuz her nipples are invisible….GINGERS…

But because she deserves it. She’s on of America’s last real stars. There will never be the same level of tabloid fodder and good times, instability and throwing away of a serious career as there was with her.

No one cares about the stars of Today…like Margot Robbie or Brie Larsen on the level they cared about Lohan…

No one cares about Bella Thorne or even Selena Gomez like they did about Lindsay Lohan.

She is a living legend…and weird accent, doughy face, sloppy body….lookin’ 50 at 30 or not….

I will always consider her the pivotal personality…the true meaning of Celebrity….and I am grateful to have experienced her in her lifetime and I anticipate her winning an Academy Award…I’ve always said it and it will happen….not that Academy Awards matter…they do it for the press and exposure..they give those shits to everyone…..but it’d still be nice to see her get one and unless she dies prematurely (and she will)…I am sure it will happen….

Don’t let MTV reality shows appear to be the end of her….and realize….they are the new beginning of her.

WELCOME BACK ANGEL SENT FROM HEAVEN WHO SPEAKS DIRECTLY TO MY SOUL……I MISSED YOU.

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2019

23

Jan

Katharine McPhee Bikini of the Day

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When you are rich as fuck, a leader in your industry like David Foster…the 69 year old who I assume is a billionaire, he was married to that whore Yolanda Hadid, who only dates billionaires…..this is what you get to FUCK.

An american idol starlet, who has gone on to do wonderful things, like chop off her labia…if you remember the fappening and all those nude leaks…you will know some of her pics were clearly to show her doctor her pussy healing and it was scary….

Well here she is now, Literally Katharine McPhee….the geriatric fucking, old folk home working….terrifying fetish that I assume smells like Werthers Original and pipe….in what is not Daddy issues..but Grand Pappy issues…..Anna Nicole Smith her mentor…I mean…all of our mentor…I miss that Blonde Bombshell….so we’re settling with this.

Remember – when rich…and an icon…you can fuck younger chicks who admire your money…better than hiring a fat gay Filipino nurse with that retirement money…

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2019

23

Jan

Halle Berry Nipples in White Face of the Day

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No one is out there calling out HALLE BERRY for being in WHITE FACE…but the second a bunch of Catholic School kids dress up in Black Face the world goes nuts. The second some white southern person wears black face on Halloween…the world goes nuts…screams racism…and how is that fair? Well it is fair because Halle Berry lives in black face, plays up being black…despite being white…her mom, like Drake, is white…her mom, like Drake, raised her…the black shit thy do is to appeal to a black audience as a black person…but they just learnd it watching rap videos…so Halle Berry in white fac…is her true identity….

Luckily, unlike white people, she’s aging hot….genetics and intermingling can do some good in killing off that inbred look and making for a hot old lady…

In case it’s not clear…I am a fan, even if I think she’s a marketing tool for white people….cuz she is.

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2019

23

Jan

Willa Holland Hard Nipples of the Day

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Willa Holland is hot, she may not matter in terms of her celebrity. I know she was on the OC and on some other Nerd Shit, so maybe she’s more famous that I think. I also know that her stepfather is the legendary film director Brian de Palma, because her mom knows what’s up. Her godfather or is Spielberg or some shit so she’s dialed in, but the most interesting thing about her is that she is dating a hipster photographr who takes pics of nude instagram girls…which I guess has rubbed off on her and helped her develop her own aesthetic that’s pretty fucking great…no bra, just nipples…good.

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2019

23

Jan

Oksana Klimarchuk Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

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Oksana Klimarchuk has the right name….I went through this already today….Russian sounding name, possibly a sex worker, likely not a webcam model like her friends from back home…but maybe she is…who knows….it’s all a grey area…blurred lines…like that song that made that fat titty bitch with the belly button famous….all whores…all the time….but when they are Russian or from Communism they have the right level of darkness and more importantly…the right level of work ethic..

I guess what I am saying is that….it’s nice to see some nipple rings.

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