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2019

23

Jan

Rumer Willis Workout Erotica of the Day

Rumer Willis has finally found her angle…

The potato headed sad rich brat – who was mocked by the blogs when it was OK to mock people for their looks…got some face injections – started her workouts…does her squats and overpowered an ugly face..

Sure it may be BRUCE willis trolling us, and sure the pants may be doing something magical with fabric science and I may like all asses in fitness gear doing fitness….

But that doesn’t take away from the fact that RUMER has blossomed into something worth fucking and that’s a good thing to achieve in this era of everyone rockin’ plastic surgery putting importance on bullshit…like turning ugly to hot in a 1990s style teen dramady.

Here she is looking like a mustard covered sausage

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2019

23

Jan

Angela Olszewska Right Name, Right Outfit of the Day

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If you know me – you know my love for the Eastern European / Soviets. There’s something about communism that killed off the uglies, taught people a level of desperation through starvation, trained them to be hard workers, or spies…and the whole thing created an opportunistic kind of self serving hustle.

I also love instagram girls doing instagram shoots with there tits out…and sometimes thing of all the sluts I’d miss out on if the GRAM wasn’t real…

So this Angela chick….Right Name, Right Outfit, Right Shoot. Great times for all…except maybe her…you know selling herself for this cheap…but it’s better than being paid to piss on webcam….

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2019

23

Jan

Doutzen Kroes Jacking Up the Underwear Like She Wasn’t Fired from Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Nothing like an old mom of a model, pulling her panties up into her vagina for attention, like she’s not an old mother, because she’s trying to stay hot for her boyfriend, a DJ who fucks hot young models behind her back, in IBIZA, cuz he’s living the life of the party…while she’s living the life of a fired Victoria’s Secret model…

That’s about all I have to say about that…the Netherlands… where drugs are legal and so are whores….

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2019

23

Jan

Naked Camper Outdoor Shower and Other Videos of the Day

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Asshole Friends…

Naked Guy of the Day

TIC TAC TOE CHAMPION OF THE WORLD!

Train Helps Truck

Dude Chases Cell Phone Thief in the Dumbest Way

Buffalo in the Restaurant

Pigeon Farmer…

Goose Strut

World’s First Tranny Jockey…

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2019

23

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with media is that they are all suck up bullshit people…I watch Ryan Seacrest the Billy Bush and Kardashian Creator….and know he’s a fucking creep who fucks escorts but acts so excited about everything…sucking all the dicks both literally and figuratively….for old ladies to watch on and listen into his fake as fuck conversation…forgetting he’s a terrible fucking human…..it’s just constant sucking up….why don’t people hate on the people who deserve to be hated….I find that unfortunate, pandering, and this anti-bullying shit is not giving the worst people who would have been bullied the knowledge that they suck and need to improve…nothing good comes from giving Melissa McCarthy an Oscar….

That said….I got an email for my first social media campaign…that went like thsi:

I am looking for parent-based influencers, like yourself, to write a blog or share a blog with your 51k instagram followers, educating your audience about the importance of identity theft protection and most importantly how child identity theft is the fastest growing crime.

I am making moves as an influencer….a parent-based influencer….called DrunkenStepfather…because all my content is on mom…or at least pussy which you need to be a mom..until the trans start fighting for their front holes to be considered uterus…

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Spotify Doesn’t Like Black People…
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2019

22

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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The one thing I learned on MLK is that white people like to pretend they aren’t racist anymore……

I always talk about the porn generation, where these younger people are so desensitized by porn that they go weirder and weirder…and I always get feedback from people saying that they’ve jacked off so much in high school in the 70s, 80s, 90s before there was porn….

I was a man…now I am a genderless mess at least hormonally…thanks Fast Food and obesity…so Ihad my share of boners, jacking off adventures…but it’s context…

These kids are all crazy, from going impotent or going gay like Leo DiCaprio because they’ve peaked sexually at 15. They’ve done it all and seen it all so the weirder they go…to get hard…before turning in the towel and giving up on sex, boners, and jerking off….

Where as we’d just jerk off to cleavage….or pantylines…simple things that would slowly turn weird…but only when we were older….

We’ve all been fucking perverts….

That said R.Kelly Haters…Does anyone care that Paul Walker’s girlfriend was 16 when they started dating?….

That story got me banned from TMZ traffic trading…

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Christ Brown Arrested for Rape Again
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Ariana Grande Slut
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Dude Destroys Project over Unpaid Wages
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Stella Maxwell Nipple
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Manny Pacquiao Translator
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Anne Hathway Quits Drinking – Unfortunately Doesn’t Off Herself
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Lily Rose Depp is Hot
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Rhino Fighting Another Rhino
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Tesla SUV Gets Perfect Crash Test…
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Olivia Culpo Model for Express
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The Dude Who Photoshops Himself into Kardashian Pics goes Viral….
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Lady After Dental Surgery
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Dude Owned by His Wife…
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Slut Named Kelli Seymour….
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Fox News Posts Death Date
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Elle Fanning in Paris – Fancy
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Becky G- Tits Out
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I Think This is Backwards
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2019

22

Jan

Hailey Clauson Nipples in a Tight Shirt of the Day

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Hailey Clauson has Nipples.

She was a hipster, nude model, getting naked like all the young instagram girls…but she old…so she was doing it early on.

Somehow, maybe putting in the time, being in the scene…sucking the right dick….she got cast in Sports Illustrated swim, trying to be cool….so despite being old…she’s still out there with the nipples….out and there’s little exciting about an old model nipple in a t-shirt…especially when there are pics of her cunt out there…but it’s something and something is better than nothing….

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2019

22

Jan

Sophie Simmons Titty Bounce of the Day

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Sophie Simmons bouncing her big Gene Simmons tits.

You probably remember jerking off to her when you watched Family Jewels, the KISS reality show that was a thing a decade ago…because KISS are incredible fucking marketers and built a billion dollar industry she will inherit 50 percent of…through marketing and merchandising…and his fans so loyal to him that jerking off to his fat daughter is just what you do as a fan…plus she’s got the tits her Playboy mom, a Canadian, gave her…

That said, since the TV show, Sophie Simmons has been trying to be an influencer. She has tried to post the slutty content. She has done the staged shoots with Instagram photographers, she has done the half nakedness, the exploitation of her tits, she’s even had brand deals…yet she’s still never hit..even though she was already on a hit show…how does that happen? I’ve seen fat chicks no one’s ever heard of without famous dads pull it off….it’s too bad…

But the tits…are a resilient body part and have survived all the disappointment as tits do until they get that cancer…

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Posted in:SFW|Sophie Simmons

2019

22

Jan

Karlie Kloss Panty Flash of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is at Coachella 4 months early.

I guess she just can’t wait to see Ariana Grande now that her and Taylor Swift have broken up or their contract expired or Karlie could follow her dreams of marrying a rich Orthodox Jewish real estate family you know so that she could be the sister in Law to Ivanka Trump and Jared….every massively tall model who I never quite understood why she was a Victoria’s Secret model dream….

Here’s her married ass in panties in public like a good Orthodox Jewish woman…except without the whole shaved head and fucking through a hole in your sheet cuz it’s romantic thing.

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Posted in:Karlie Kloss|SFW

2019

22

Jan

Julianne Hough’s Rumspringa Bikini of the Day

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Julianne Houghis out here on her Rumspringa being a bad mormon in her bikini.. where is her bonnet? Where are her Mormon panties which are more like a giant diaper…..that’s the shit I am more into. This good mormon gone bad because her parents sold her to people who molested her as a budding young dancer….with her brother who we can assume was her co-star in said molestation before both became the Dancing with the Stars back-up dancers they were meant to be….throwing their religion down the toilet because they either don’t respect god, or don’t respect organized religion that gets in the way of them being sluts….

Good dancing ass though, dancing girls are always so good at the fuck.

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