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2024

03

Jun

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

I don’t know if the milky tit obsession has to do with a general love for tits, because we are wired to love tits because as babies that’s what kept us alive, not that I was breast fed, I was more thrown in a ditch and managed to survive off the dirt and sludge I was eating, before being found and dropped off at the shelter, which lucky for you wasn’t a kill shelter, since I’m here to bring you HUMAN dervied, NON-AI content daily all these years later….

So yeah, do we like milky tits because as babies we needed them to survive, is that why we like non milky tits too?

Or do we like milky tits because we know the woman with the milky tits got the milky tits from fucking….

Or do we like the milky tits because it’s an excuse to have tits pulled out in public while women just do what nature designed them to do…

Maybe it’s a combo of it all!

Posted in:Lactating

2024

03

Jun

Sofia Vergara’s Tits Out for Coffee of the Day

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I always liked to imagine that Sofia Vergara made it into America as a drug mule, using her tits and asshole to transport the goods to rich Hollywood types who thanked her when she had enough dirt on them by giving her a career….

Since she was from Colombia and that is something that a racist would assume the people from Colombia in America are in America doing….cocaine and I guess coffee…which as it turns out, the now established Sofia Vergara is doing because she’s launching or has coffee brand…

At least that’s what I assume with her throwback post of a simpler time, where she’s naked in coffee beans, which she’s using to hype up her coffee business, knowing that instagram coffee brands get fucking paid because people love coffee…

She also kissed Heidi Klum’s shoulder, not sure if she got AIDs from it, but that’d be a racist thing to assume all because Heidi was involved with SEAL….he is not necessarily the AIDS kind of African people.

She also had her tits out, and when it comes to Vergara…it’s pretty much all about her tits, and her over the top exagerated accent….that she can’t act her way out of because she’s obviously putting it on to maintain that fetish.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2024

03

Jun

Cami is the Instagram Of The Day

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I don’t know much about CAMI or MIDNIGHT at CAMI’s which is the name of her channel and that I assume is some kind of escorting terminology since sex work is real work, don’t judge, don’t shame, cuz these girls don’t give a fuck, but seem to whine about it like they fucking do…

She lives in bikinis, which is ok as long as she changes those bikinis, otherwise YEAST INFECTIONS….I know because I’ve had a dick yeast infection from a wet bathing suit wearing fat chick at least once….

She’s an all american, sorority girl looking pile of tits and ass that may be photoshopped because some of these images are creepily distorted….but TITS.

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

03

Jun

Brie Larson’s Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Brie Larson looks to be in her mid to late 40s, so despite her being marketed to us as some hot babe in the commercial bullshit movies that Hollywood likes to throw 100s of millions of dollars at, because it pays them billions of dollars in returns, she’s not that hot.

They can tell us she’s hot, she can work out and get fit, they can put her in tight clothing, but without the Taylor Swift level of marketing push behind her, I don’t think she’d really even get noticed.

There’s a large group of people who just buy into what they are told, so if they are told that she’s hot, they are too lazy to question it, too form an opinion of their own, it’s just easier to let the corporations do the thinking for us….and it’s worked out nicely for Brie Larson because her slutty selfies don’t even need to be slutty and perverts out there will still jack off to it because that’s just how sold they are on the whole thing.

Posted in:Brie Larson

2024

31

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new hobby is spending the afternoon in the thrift store with no changing rooms…

What used to be a stinky place for poor and sad people has become a place for trend chasing hot chicks and Ukrainian refugees with hot tits, who may or may not be poor, but who are the kind of poor you want to fuck because they don’t smell like urine and meth….

Plus, with no changing rooms comes me watching girls pulling out tits and ass to squeeze into outfits some old lady probably died in…..

The creep creeps on…

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Alica Schmidt Shares a Day at the Track!
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Chanelle Elise is the Instagram Of The Day
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Gifts To Get the Lady In Your Life!
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THE WAY TO A MAN’S HEART IS THROUGH HIS STOMACH
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Cows happily run out of the shed after a long winter
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Padma Lakshmi – for Bare Necessities
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Indycar TV radio host has a funny reaction to a mannequin on the track
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Sizzling Hot! Helen Flanagan Bares All on Ibiza Beach – Big Boobs, Sexy Curves, Tiny Bikini!
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18 ++ PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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ROAD RAGEEEE! (GIF)
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The Top 10 Sexiest Pornstars Right Now
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Hilarious fart prank in Central Park
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Nine Movies that you did not know that the Villain Really Wins
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What is BarkAir? Influencer Melanie Demi goes viral after sharing her experience of trying dog-friendly airline
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Camila Cabello Gets Down in New Music Video!
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The Cavinder Twins Celebrated Memorial Day!
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Truly one in a million tennis moments caught on camera
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Bull Rider Put To Sleep In Seconds
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Naked Tease
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Tiger Woods does an insane golf juggle in one take
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Carmen Electra … See-Through Boobs !
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Lindsey Pelas with her impressive breasts on vacation in Serifos
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Brad Pitt and George Clooney Team Up!
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Incredible moments of baseball fans catching the balls
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders For All Times
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Absolutely hilarious fails caught on camera
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Cameron Brink’s Game Day Outfit!
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20 of the craziest MLB moments in history
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Anya Taylor-Joy Heading to a taping of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert in NY
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THE SLINGSHOT RIDE SNAPS
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Anya Taylor-Joy Leggy at Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga Premiere!
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Bella Thorne’s Big Boobs Bonanza: Kaio Cesar’s Sexy Photo Shoot for Galore Magazine
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20 Deleted Jobs That We Can’t Believe Anybody Did In the First Place
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Addison Rae Knows How to Ride!
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Titty Training? (GIF)
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Funniest moments featuring Great Danes
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Baby gets angry with a kitten because it doesn’t let him draw
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Trinity Rodman is Dating an Athlete!
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What happened to The Wall Doctor Rx after Shark Tank? Details explored
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Workout fails that are just too funny
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Bikers Say Hello To A Car Stopped In Traffic
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Mollie King – Women’s Health (UK)
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Gigi Hadid – Vogue (France)
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Madison Beer – No crop top today, but a slutty dress for The Spinnin Tour
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Kylie Minogue – Fourth anniversary celebration for her wine in London
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Millie Bobby Brown – With Bon Jovi, Jr shopping in the Hamptons
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Carla Bruni – Vanity Fair (France)
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Dafne Keen – Star Wars: The Acolyte premiere in London
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Dakota Fanning – The Watched special screening in London
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Sabrina Carpenter – BBC Radio 1’s Big Weekend 2024 in Luton
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Olivia Rodrigo – Performing in Antwerp, Belgium
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Xandra Pohl topless and sexy
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Nagini Nagini’s Lingerie Party XL Girls
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THEY WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT EVERYTHING
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Milena Milyaeva Nude for Playboy Video!
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Shaking Her Boobs (GIF)
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Was A Close Race (GIF)
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Selena Adams All Hands On Deck
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Actual Sisters?
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Diana Mackie To Be Known Zishy
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Alexis Tae Strip at the Gym!
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Glafira Tarkhanova topless in the season two premiere of Oboyudnoe Soglasie
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Nude Lucy Pinder & Sophie Howard
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Outdoor Patio Fuck!
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Big Boobie Babe Violet Myers via Playboy Plus
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Sexy Blonde Riding
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Layanna Showing Off Her Perfect Tits on the Stairs!
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Cute girl fucked in the backseat of the car
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My Hero Academia 3 (Sex Game)
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Jerkmate Girls
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Autumn Jade Cozy Pyjamas
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Big Booty AtomicDiva Rides a Dildo After a Long Day at Work!
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Hot Italian OF babe Rebecca in nude and sex videos
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‘Hot Red Lingerie’ with Pollymodel via Met-Art
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Car Masturbating!
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Juliana Dreams Curvy Busty Babe Naked Stretching Nude Yoga Porn
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Laetitia Casta: full-frontal nudity in The Big Apartment (2006)
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That “Sleepover Video”
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Kylie Rocket A Beautiful Hairdresser Sucks Cock Gets Fucked
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Anal Rookie Can’t Keep Up With Her Friend
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Emiri Momota and Rikako Katayama in Unfinished Sympathy!
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Masturbating in Panties!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2024

31

May

Caroline Vreeland’s Titty Top of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland has some ridiculously huge tits and in a world that celebrates tits, that’s a good thing.

Her tits are so big they are almost gross, if that’s even possible in this world that celebrates tits.

I’ve always said that if you’re going to have tits, they might as well be as big and as sloppy as your back can handle, because why the fuck not.

Especially if you’re buying yourself a set of fake tits, be ridiculous with them, make that investment count…

If you’re naturally just a hormonal freak who stores fat in the tits, rather than everywhere else, own that shit, use that shit, show off that shit because everyone at their biological core is a titty fetishist.

Lucky for her, tits get hits and putting them in a sheer top is the important and meaningful work that helps push her forward….

These tits are ridiculous, titty content is fun, tits bigger than my head even more fun….and I don’t even give a shit about tits…but sometimes you just gotta give into the presence of the tit, so big that it’s globular poles suck you in like some kind of magnetic frequency….

Posted in:Caroline Vreeland

2024

31

May

Kelly Osbourne Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Osbourne is not very hot, she’s never been hot, but I am sure the diehard Ozzy fans think she’s hot knowing she was shat out of his satanic testicles….

She was the fat and annoying troll entitled rich kid on their TV show, who grew up to be fat and probably less annoying since we never hear much about her, but recently she got on Ozempic as lazy pigs everywhere do, hoping for that fat loss without effort or stopping of the food, and I guess that brings the confidence to take her fat mom body, now less fat, to the pool in a bikini rather than one of those fat lady designed dresses with the skirts integrated into them, which fat ladies don’t even wear anymore because they all like to have their guts hang over their bikini bottoms like the pigs they are…

I don’t know why I am posting this..

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2024

31

May

Renae Erica Gets Fired for Being Naughty Online of the Day

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Her name is Renae Erica is some hot instagram / OF model…who is also a CAM GIRL

She got fired because her boss found her socials….and now she’s using it to go viral…as she fucking should because in this world of doing all you can to go viral, you can’t just sleep on a story that makes feminists angry about sex worker shaming.

I like me some clickbait stories when hot chicks are involved and after watching Renae LIVE ….boners, if I was capable of boners, would be had. Impotency is annoying….

If you like what you see and want to support her unemployed ass, literally…. FIND OUT MORE HERE

She took it to the streets to drive the point home…..

Watch her LIVESTREAM HERE

Posted in:OnlyFans

2024

31

May

Khloe Kardashian Cosplays as a Hot Chick of the Day

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It’s always the ugly chicks who really overcompensate in their mission to be seen as hot, while the hot chicks are busy being hot and not bothering trying so hard to be hot, because they are naturally hot…

Khloe Kardashian, who we have seen from her early monster mash days, unnaturally turn into some hybrid human through cosmetic procedures that all the instagram trolls are doing to be hot….

So in her quest to trick us into thinking she’s hot in her 40s, when no one is hot in their 40s, no matter how much AI filters they use, she’s done this photoshoot….

So Khloe Kardashian, the monster Kardashian who recently lost her biological father OJ Simpson, is posing dirty…and it’s weird because it gives you boners when you know it shouldn’t!

Posted in:Khloe Kardashian

2024

31

May

Em Rat Cow Gets Slutty for the Kardashians of the Day

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Em Rat Cow was cast in a campaign for one of the Kardashian’s clothing brands where she got to showcase her ass, despite typically being a titty model, because Em Rat Cow is a diverse smut peddler who has managed to polarize her smut into some sort of feminist agenda, empowered woman, cash grabbing because of the tits…whatever works.

She is getting on in years and doing the same strategy she did a decade ago, which makes you assume that she’ll be doing this well into her 40s and with each day that goes by the sadder it looks, like running into a now 70 year old Dolly Parton impersonator at a bar who has been doing it for 5 decades….but it still pays the bills, makes her rich, validates her while giving us some smut, so keep up the good work….

As it turns out, the ass is better to look at than the face.

Posted in:Em Rat Cow