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2018

31

Dec

Christie Brinkley is in a Bikini of the Day

Christie Brinkley is on vacation at her luxury, 10 million dollar home in Turks and Caicos where she’s brought out the bikini model body in its 60s to tell other 60 year old women that they aint shit…because when you’re Christie Brinkley and can afford a 10 million dollar home…getting some maintenance updated body and face with injections and modern advancements in technology isn’t that hard to pull off..

I am not buying that any of this is natural..but it’s still probably worth jacking off to…because let’s face it….you’ve jacked off to way worse..

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2018

31

Dec

Nina Agdal is Topless of the Day

Nina Agdal is on vacation with her husband in training, who happens to be Christie Brinkley’s son, who I guess they met at some Sports Illustrated events, since Sports Illustrated is all that either of them have done, I mean besides sex with rich guys…cuz these bikini models who get a start and really only work for Sports Illustrated are almost escorts. They don’t ever really get that many paid gigs, maybe here and there and occasional campaigns to justify their existence and to make them feel like they are less whore than they are…but it is almost always just a conduit or vehicle for them to get rich dudes to knock them up and provide that rich dude life for them….pretty standard stuff and Nina Agdal is pretty old now, body still looking good enough, face still looking full retard…but the only hope for her now is to play the Girlfriend, give the Girlfriend experience to a dude with a hefty bank balance who can provide her that good life and who understands the whore that is the bikini model…cuz his old tired mom was one…..Romance.


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2018

31

Dec

Nina Dobrev Tits in a Mormon Sacrifice Ritual with Julianne Hough of the Day

Nina Dobrev TIts in a Mormon Sacrafice

Nina Dobrev is hanging out with Julianne Hough the Mormon who was sexualized at a young age – sent off to Europe for her dance…possibly molested by her trainers and /or her gay brother who wasn’t allowed to be gay in the Mormon church so they’d make him practice on his sister….and now Nina, the Canadian immigrant, now an American Immigrant, because I guess that’s the easiest way to manipulate your way into a Green Card, is hanging with the mormon and participating in her weird Mormon sex games that John Smith the Mormon founder with 7 wives would be proud of…

This is some Sister Wife Baptism ritual in a bikini cuz they are modern…and it’s weird.

Here she is spreading her legs
Nina Dobrev Pussy SPread

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2018

31

Dec

Salma Hayek Got Them Titties On of the Day

Salma Hayek Wet Bikini Big Tits

Salma Hayek may be old as fuck…but her tits are still big and that’s what people care about when it comes to Mexican imports who are stealing their jobs.

You know all that build the wall concept of fuck immigrants who sneak in and stay, who cost the governement 20 billion dollars a year, when a wall would be a one time payment of 5 billion and would keep the bad people and their drugs out….that whole propaganda machine around illegals killing and raping citizens of the country…even though they are often times illegals who flew in via airplane and not walking across any wall….like the recent one of the Jamaican illegal who did some shit…dude didn’t cross any walls to get to America….

All this to say, none of this applies to tits…cuz we’re all like “BRING IN MORE TITS FROM ANYWHERE YOU CAN CUZ WE DON’T HAVE ENOUGH TITS HERE”….since we all love tits…so all that ILLEGALS shit only applies to the uglies…the way it is meant to be.

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2018

31

Dec

Tallulah Willis Pussy Dance of the Day

I don’t know about you – but all that arguing as the whether Die Hard was a Christmas Movie or not – has forced me to watch Bruce Willis’ daughter dancing it out a week after the fact in her bikini being a weirdo – because when you’re a rich kid…being a weirdo is all you’ve got to find a sense of self…and the good news is that there are no consequences for her actions cuz she’s a Willis motherfuckers…so she can just keep doing whatever it is she does…which I think is just posting random content with lesbian nudist undertones on her social media feed during her perpetual vacation that is her life….cuz Daddy Died Hard for Christmas all those years ago and has been a serious fucking earner ever since….plus there’s her stepdaddy dot com billionaire who probably had her throw some money into his funding of all kinds of apps when apps were a thing and people could become billionaires overnight…none of those people were me…imagine that..being on the internet with a website since 2004 and not coming up with an app or money making scheme during all that time…I mean the real loser is the one writing this….about the real winner which is this bikini girl….who doesn’t need to be a winner cuz she was born already won….

The takeaway from all this is that she’s skinny with some titties in a bikini with a fat ass that has no cellulite…I’m into it.

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Posted in:SFW|Tallulah Willis

2018

31

Dec

Sarah Hyland Titty Grab of the Day

Sarah Hyland and her double Kidney Transplant…has embraced life in all it’s Glory…where instead of having any reservations or insecurities or anger issues…she’s decided to really live…cuz life is short…so fucking live….and she does that the way all the other girls on the social media are doing that and that is by getting half naked and slutty….it’s this grey area porno where people are posting shit that is as close to NSFW as it can get….while being quirky weirdo mainstream celebs…making it far less pornographic than it is….

The whole thing is very weird….

Sarah Hyland See Through Mesh Shirt TIts

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2018

31

Dec

Nikki Valentina Rose Clown Tits of the Day

I have never heard of Nikki Valentina Rose….but now I have…

She’s got the body of someone with some really fucked up body dysmorphia…trying to fill some kind of void….looking really fucking disgusting but thinking she looks awesome…because that is how crazy works…when the implants get to be this size for attention and to get noticed…they are nothing short of amazing.

This is severe body modification….like some real fucking deep rooted issues exist in each of these implants and I find that all so much amazing….because broken women who live their lives like this…trying to accomplish whatever they can by having stupid fucking implants…on another level of stupid fucking implants…that make you wonder if she thought this one through at all…and she probably didn’t…making it even better..

Nikki Valentina for President…

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2018

31

Dec

Iggy Azalea Slutty as Her Dancer Dies in the Background of the Day

Iggy Azalea Slutty Tight Leggings 0

I don’t give a fuck about Iggy Azalea. I don’t find her interesting, compelling, hot….I find her career a lie, a joke, a scam really….flimsy at best. She saw an opportunity and ran with it and that opportunity involved getting a jacked up face and ass injections after sucking all the fat out of her stomach to give her a more hourglass body…forgetting that she’s middle class white suburban from Australia…and speaking with a fake ghetto drawl like she’s some hood bitch…it’s comedy…but not as comedic as her continuing to dance, shaking that fat ass, while her back-up dancer died on stage next to her….

There’s a fetish in this for sure.

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2018

31

Dec

Delilah Belle Hamlin Lingerie Model of the Day

Delilah Belle Hamlin is Lisa Rinna’s daughter.

You probably don’t remember Lisa Rinna because even when she mattered she didn’t matter…but she’s got a couple of LA daughters who are being raised by a shameless attention seeker with face injections…to be their own shameless attention seekers with face injections…

They are living that whole LA rich person life…where fame and attention means success and validates these people. Where all these people send their kids to the same school, to the same the camp, to the same birthday parties…so these people knew the Jenner kids first hand, the Hadids first hand, and thus are doing their best at getting it…

So they are all vapid, egotistical pieces of narcissistic shit…who have money and success for pretty much doing nothing, literally being lazy pieces of shit…who think they are awesome or hot…that have never actually worked a day in their life….using their connections to get naked or half naked on the social media….and now for a potential brand…cuz that’s how these things happen….

The good news is that it comes with nipples.

Posted in:Delilah Hamlin

2018

31

Dec

Katy Perry Sloppy in a Bikini of the Day

Dude…

Here’s some Katy Perry showing off her fat cellulite ridden ass…because in the event you didn’t know…Katy Perry has a disgusting fucking body and has always had a disgusting body and the older she gets…the more it looks like it has always looked to me….

I’m like a Clarevoyant, a Miss Clio, I fucking saw MIDDLE AGED MOM body when she first started and her big sloppy tits didn’t divert me from that….

Not once have I said “Katy Perry is a Babe”…in any way….ever…she’s not…

But you’re lucky, because she’s out on a trip bending over with what looks like her balls totally exposed….

Noting says hot 40 year old with Cankles like a pussy that looks like a set of inflated balls…

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