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2018

27

Dec

Jolina Pollex Got the Good Lips of the Day

Her name is Jolina Pollex. I’ve probably posted her before. I am pretty on top of the random nude models who barely exist but who get nude on social media to try to exist…

She’s got some awesome lips, probably fake as everything on the internet is fake, but it makes her face fun to look at…cartoony….plastic…muppet like the way you want someone to be before you face fuck them….

She’s Skinny, Moley, Has a nipple ring…and shows that nipple ring…not much to dislike…unless you’re her boyfriend who she used to get to where she is before dumping for a better boyfriend who can get her where she wants to go…all these instagram girls are like that…just doing the best they can to get by….tits out…I’m into it.

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2018

27

Dec

Alyson Stoner Side Boob of the Day

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Alyson Stoner…who gives a fuck…seriously…though…right.

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2018

27

Dec

Yasmina Jones Has Her Titty Out of the Day

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Yasmina Jones is some girl showing her pussy hair the way every girl is supposed to…but a lot of them don’t have bush thanks to getting laser when bald pussy was the trend for the last decade….and a lot of them haven’t gone full porno yet…even though they’ll pretend to hate on porn…when everyone is getting half naked on social media…just not naked enough to show bush…but there are girls lke Yasmina Jones ready to do what she needs to do to get noticed…cuz life as an influencer is better than life as a waitress I guess…

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2018

27

Dec

Megan Fox Plastic Face of the Day

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Nothing says boxing day, I don’t know if there is Boxing day in the USA, it’s I guess our Black Friday, a day to get deals or to return the shitty gifts your granny got you, and I figure that the best way to celebrate Boxing Day is looking at pictures of Megan Fox…..who looks like she’s a plastic doll that you’d find in a box, but not in a good way, more in a corpse that has been filled up with embalming fluid that it has a resemblance to what it once was for all the people in the funeral home to remember her by…but what do you expect from some overhyped tits from Hollywood…who didn’t ever have any talent and were never hardly compelling…I mean she coulda done the Jessica Alba and create a billion dollar business with her fame and other people’s business skills….or in her case pump out a dozen kids with the dude from 90210….and girl is just trying to stay hot…it’s not her fault she’s jacking up her face like she always had…keeping up appearances when you’re aged as fuck takes face injections….and lots of it…this is the embodiment of that…but I guess you could go on social media and see all the girls doing the Megan Fox better than Megan fox is cuz they aren’t in their 40s…

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2018

27

Dec

Sam Hanratty Got Them TItties On of the Day

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Sam Hanratty got her tits out…Who cares…

Hanratty is a silly name…

Young sluts being slutty because of feminism…because they are from the porn generation and don’t know what slutty is…or don’t judge sluts cuz they are an inclusive generation….and don’t judge each other for being sluts…and even if a girl wants to take 12 dicks down her throat no condom! Fucking 12 cum shots dripping down her leg at the rave….and that’s not even slutty to them…but dudes jerking off to their tits…that’s sexual assulut…

No logic in this world…ever.

That said…PIMPLE TIT.

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2018

27

Dec

Oh God No….of the Day

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Here’s some Katy Perry in a bathing suit…looking exactly like I’d expect Katy Perry to look in a bikini…which is pretty fucking vile…not surprising since she’s consistently been disgusting since her career took off…sure some of you fucking pervert weirdos fell into her marketing lie and loved her tits…but you’re all fucking idiots influenced by the media and pop culture who should be taken out back and shot for making people like this think they are hot…or a thing…when they are disgusting.

That bottom half is seriously mom at a resort who never wears a bathing suit but is trying cuz they saved all year for this trip…..only katy Perry is rich and has no fucking excuse.

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2018

27

Dec

Cayley King Wearing the Best Outfit of the Day

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It’s still the Holidays to me. I am working at 5% capacity from my regular working at a 10% capacity compared to other people, drinking at a 500% capacity…eating at 100 percent capacity….Hemorrhoids are a raging…depression has set in…but this Cayley King character whoever she is….is wearing the outfit of the year…all you bitches out there or people who have bitches…outfit yourself or them in this…I want this to be what I see at all the grocery stores I visit in my well travelled existence of life living in a 1 mile radius…

I don’t know who Cayley King is, But that shirt is great…

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2018

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the mall today and at least one woman told me to stop staring at her trying on bikinis in the bikini store because I guess men in the bikini store is not a registered minority that deserves respect. It is not a movement like men who dress like woman and decide they are women. Men in bikini stores isn’t a movement. We can’t file hate crimes. But everyone else can….

In the fight with the woman trying on bikinis, she called me an old fat pervert…ageism, fat shaming, sexual orientation shaming….and not one white social justice warrior college kid from the apple store or the bath bomb store or the gap came to my defence…instead they all basically stoned me in a mass lynching…without realizing that I was the victim…it’s selective bullying by people who hate bullies…it’s all part of the assimilation process…

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2018

26

Dec

Kristen Stewart and her Lesbian Haircut Hangs with Nipples of the Day

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Kristen Stewart is culturally appropriating Lesbians by living out the textbook definition of a lesbian…since actors have no souls and are fucking liars and identity crisis’….

I don’t know who Kristen Stewart’s new piece of pussy that she probably scissors is….but it’s not Stella Maxwell…they broke up…

I do know what the tits of the new piece look like since those tits are in a wife beater and you can see her nipples which is always an exciting thing…a fetish I had in the late 90s…when nipples weren’t everywhere…I liked it so much I’d make my girlfriend at the time walk around the house like that…but we weren’t lesbians…even though my penis is really more of a vagina with a swollen clit….because lesbianism is a myth…where pervert women do pervert things to each other …like fisting…in some weird mutual masturbation…because women naturally hate each other, resent each other, are catty towards each other…and the idea of them being in love with each other makes no fucking sense to me…It’s a porn category, not a very good one at that…not a real lifestyle choice…perverts…

I mean sure women can want to be with women cuz women are hot or whatever…and pussy is great or whatever…and mutually masturbating like girl scouts discovering themselves is their most exciting moment of their sexual lives and they want to carry that into adulthood….

I just find it weird, especially when it’s with a celebrity….who has embraced lesbianism so hard she got the haircut….probably has the flannel and construction boots at her home…maybe in New York where it is colder…

It reminds me of when rich coddled sheltered rich kids I know went to a rap party and went shopping for hip hop gear one night – then the next night went to a rock show and got their outfit for that…you know so out of touch they play dress up…

But the nipples in the wife-beater…that reminds me of a better time…

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2018

26

Dec

Hailey Clauson’s Party Life Catches Up to Her in this H&M Lingerie Catalog Shoot of the Day

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Hailey Clauson is the nude hipster model, turned Sports Illustrated model before it was too late for her, celebrated for the last year of her career….before the hard NYC living with her rich and luxurious friends caught up with her…and now at 30, she’s in an H&M photoshoot not photoshopped as hard is it should be, because she’s out there embracing being plus sized without realizing all the 19-22 year olds she competes with, who would die for an H&M campaign are getting liposuction and aren’t even nearly this dumpy…it’s a competitive world out there for a model and I like to hope the 22 year olds will win…while these ones find 55 year old rich dudes to lock down to finance their life…I mean they are models that’s gotta count for something in the rich person modeling game.

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