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2018

25

Dec

Stella Maxwell Naked And Straight of the Day

The rumor is that Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart broke up their fake lesbian love affair since lesbianism is a myth….but it has worked out nicely for Stella Maxwell since she’s clearly and opportunist who navigates her way around the scene to end up working for Victoria’s Secret allowing her to do editorial shoots like this…stripped down and simulating Sex with some
Trans woman…since rubbing her pussy on a dick would break her lesbian lie…

Good effort though…naughty pervert being a pervert for perverts…

Stella Maxwell Naked Fucking Adam and Eve Photoshoot

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2018

25

Dec

Rita Ora Naked for Some Shit of the Day

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I guess this is Rita Ora’s gift to all of us.

Her great tits, a Titty tribute, like a Cum tribute, with less jerking off on photos, that could lead to some jerking off to photos, cuz she’s got great tits….hence the reason she’s got to where she’s at from her Albanian roots in the UK…she’s Hollywood people and she couldn’t have done it without her tits, not because her tits are attached to her physically but because no one would give her the time of day if she didn’t have the tits she had….the great tits she’s finally sharing with the world since she’s got a hit song and realizes it’sthe era of sharing everything with everyone not just people who can help you get ahead.

A Christmas Miracle to us all….

Here she is flashing her bra

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2018

25

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Nude Bikini of the Day

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Is this one the Tom Brady wife, or sis he buy the other Hooker from Brazil shopped here from the people at Victoria’s Secret, allowing her to retire gracefully before looking like the 40 year old hanging onto her bikini model life… like this one…you know forced to work for ego, for some money, for a mall brand because for whatever reason she got famous and relevant…and at this age…it’s more that she looks good for 40 but the cut off age for a bikini is 30 so not quite sure what she’s doing here but it’s pretty fucking bold….

I guess it’s Christmas…and that’s why she’s wearing a candy Cane bikini….looking her age but better than others her age and I guess in this era of inclusivity that’s what it’s about…

I like her tattoo from when she was a teen 40 years ago…it’s turned green like an old sailer you meet at the bar….only in tramp stamp location.

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2018

25

Dec

Sofia Richie Pussy Print of the Day

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I guess Sofia Richie felt it was important to jack her flesh colored bikini, yes I know it’s yellow and she’s not Asian, but when you mix blood and get these people addicted to spray tans, everyone is in black face…even the part black people….like this one…

Thanks to the light bikini color you can see her uterus, you know full Pussy definition, the same Pussy she uses to fuck the Kardashian baby daddy who gives her some relevance of her own….rather than living in her dads shadow even if she uses her dads money.

It’s Christmas and Christmas is for family even when your family is garbage money grubbing pigs who have ruined society with their muppet faces..

But check out that pussy definition.

Here she is with her boyfriends baby mother Kourntey Kardashian

Sofia Richie Tits Yellow Bikini Kourtney Kardashian

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2018

25

Dec

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Bikini of the Day

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It may be Christmas but updating the site with bikini pics of sluts who produce their half naked pics all the fucking time makes it pretty easy for me to post them up and make fun of them for being old haggard and far uglier than they appear to be which in Nina Agdals case is pretty ugly…thanks to that retard face or should I call her simple…isn’t that the politically correct way…even though everyone will get offended by everything…

We are waiting for people to be offended by Ots a wonderful life instead of seeing it as a timeless story…that can inspire us all…to not kill ourselves…

In the meantime we can watch Nina self promoting, working on Christmas for that JEWISH money she tries to fuck everyday day of the year so that everyday is Christmas for her and I guess it’s Christmas for you.

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2018

25

Dec

Farrah Abraham Bolt Ons in Lingerie of the Day

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Merry Christmas to all and to all a bunch of pics of Farrah Abraham in lingerie because christmas is about giving and receiving the shittiest gifts and either throwing a tantrum or pretending you love it because like Lady Gaga. You can act too….we all can…it’s called lying and what better way to do it than on the day we celebrate Jesus and his birth even if it is not his birthday at all but the corporations need the strong end of year….

Here she is in her slutty santa bikini

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2018

24

Dec

Barbara Palvin Christmas Bikini of the Day

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Barbara Palvin looks like she’s fattening up, maybe it’s thanks to getting work again for the Underwear Brand, then doing the whole trying to help Sports Illustrated stay relevant by posing for them like she was an instagram model with an iphone, only with far more budget spent, because that issue covers the cost of that magazine and keeps it afloat, even though the exact same pics are all over instagram with girls far hotter than the ones they use…

Palvin’s also secured a Disney Twin child star, Zach and Cody, not sure which one, but the parents obviously took a page out of the Olsen book and managed to make them a shit ton of money before they hit puberty – allowing them to never work again, even though one is on Riverdale, the one she’s with is just on her..

But I do like her commitment to the Holiday Season with that Xmas Hat…it’s seasonal, and if you’re like me, you fucking love Christmas cuz Christmas is fucking magical…and bitches in bikinis, even if the market is saturated and they are everywhere…are magical too….

I love Tacky decorations, Christmas Movis, Christmas music…all of it…so this Hungarian is speaking my Christmas Language on Christmas eve.

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2018

24

Dec

Bella Thorne Nipples of the Day

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It’s Christmas Eve, so obviously ratty ass Disney Kid, over hyped on Social Media, tranny looking redhead fuck who represents all that is wrong with the world…..BELLA THORNE and her candy coated, corporate influenced, marketing hustle that irritates an old man like me on all fronts, but one front, her front front, that she shows off casually in sharing her life with the people, like some 1990s early internet cam girl who streamed her house…JennyCam I think it was called…

Point being, people don’t change, the world is disgusting, this Christmas and all days…but at least there are nipples being flashed on social media for attention, running that fucking Disney Marketing program the only way to be relevant…the porno way…

It is funny how fucking influenced by porn the world is no…everyone is a fucking gangbanging bi sexual weirdo…chronic masturbating isn’t just for dudes who look greasy coming out of the adult section of the video store anymore…it’s for everyone and I don’t know if their minds can really handle it…hence the exitence of trash like this.

Here she is being a Christmas slut..

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2018

24

Dec

Birthday Girl Loving her Cake and Other Videos of the Day

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Jerry is an Idiot

Dude Experiences Miracle of Birth

Man Fakes a Heart Attack When Caught Filming Young Girls

Mace in the Face Challenge

Serial Flasher is Amazing

My Biggest Fear

Cigarette Smugglers

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2018

24

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It may sound egotistical but while you’re all celebrating Jesus’ birthday in the weirdest non religious Hollywood way, you’re ignoring the simple fact that I am the actual messiah and you should be waiting for my birthday to come along to celebrate me….I know what you’re thinking, every cult leader thinks he’s the next messiah, what are the chances I’m the actual next messiah and it comes to the simple fact that everyone I meet or connect with is a full idiot and if I am
In fact that much smarter than everyone, I must be the religious leader they all need to bow down to…..it’s just logical deduction that you don’t need a statistician to break down for you…

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