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2018

12

Dec

Sara Sampaio Nipples of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some hairy Portuguese model from the mean streets of Porto where her fisherman dad probably used to take pics of her in slutty poses to help her cultivate her modeling skills…you know before selling her off to the underwear brand that did an audition for an Adriana Lima replacement. They just didn’t realize that Adriana Lima doesn’t die or wouldn’t die off until this year on her 45th birthday…so they backburnered this one, built her up and it is now her time to shine….big things happening pull them titties out…cuz a world without titties is a world not worth living in….

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2018

12

Dec

Couple Fucks on Balcony During Protests and Other Videos of the Day

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Failure of the day

Walmart Chaos for the Christmas…….

Drunk Russian Influencer Accident of the Day 9

LOW BUDGET BROTHEL

Mistress Busted of the Day

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2018

12

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Pregnant woman in romantic shoot with husband on the beach despite the dude being obviously mad that he came up in her and is now trapped making pregnancy content for her social media…for all to know he bred with this pig…even though he was just horny cuz all that Internet porn gets his spirits down…and libido up and makes him do disgusting things that ends with giving a lonely women a child…/a prison for himself. Romance.

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2018

11

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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The feminization of the American male is a real thing, possibly because of the hormones in the food, but we know it exists because it can be seen in all their selfies, and dicks in their mouths…

I see dude posting up selfies of themselves, pretty much all the time, whether done ironically, which is the same as girls being slutty ironically, that is clearly not ironic at all, but totally fake irony, but really just serious, feeling the waters maybe, what better way to do something queer and humiliating, than to put some clever caption so people think you’re just being silly, but really you’re doing the gay pose for your dude friends you send pics of your shit to, it’s a thing, to like your gay pose to prime them, who are also queer to fuck some tranny you meet on some Boys Trip you go on, leaving the wives an girlfriends at home, cuz you need man time….

Gay fucking times and social media and the success of tranny porn is the truth…but the best thing about these queers is their denial of being queers and their homophobia that was like homophobia of the past where they’d fuck the queer up the ass to show him how queer being queer is…you know the hetero way….

You see the world has consistently been fucking weird, we just have to see it now that we are addicted to people watching people we don’t know and seeing the mainstream all emulate each other thanks to having no original thought while having serious homosexual tendancies….

Weird times….during the Holidays and all through the year…

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2018

11

Dec

Kendall Jenner Tits and Ass of the Day

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Omg Kendall Jenner totally sent it at this event in a see through dress showing her tits…I wonder where she learned these marketing tactics…it must be the high fashion world she comes from where overpriced made in China shit gives people with money a level of comfort and status even when it’s uncomfortable..

I assume she learned the Titty flash from her daddy…you know I hear he can’t keep his tits in his pants now that he no longer has a dick.

Get it?

I don’t. I don’t understand why his girlfriend is a tranny too.. is running cut off dick stumps a thing now? Or is dude that scared of being a queer?

I guess so.

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2018

11

Dec

Pixie Geldof Pussy Print of the Day

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Do you remember when Peaches Geldolf died of a heroin overdose because being a new mom rich kid spoiled scenster brat wasn’t a good enough life for her – so she threw in some opiates as people do?

I do…

Here is her still alive sister showing some pussy definition so you know that life goes on all these years later.

I know you don’t have any idea who Peaches Geldof is, and that’s ok, their dad did the song “we are the world” in the 80s when you were 40. It was a big hit for charity and made him rich enough to have a Heroin Addict daughter I gusss.

Memorials like this are always hot.

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2018

11

Dec

Katie Holmes Robot Nipples Trying to Get Noticed Like Robots Do of the Day

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Robot Alien Katie Holmes is trying to stay current and show people she has a soul, but I have seen her in person with my dog, and she didn’t look twice, which proved to me what we already knew, and that is that Katie Holmes is large…but more importantly – dead on all levels…

But on the titty level showing them Dawson Creeks…the tits people were excited on when she did that movie her tits were out in…she was playing as dead in that as she is in real life…it was probably after her real death and Tom Cruise Audtion before some Jamie Fox Scientology cock.

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2018

11

Dec

Sailor Brinkley Cook Bikini Model Daughter Bikini of the Day

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This is Christie Brinkley’s bratty rich kid daughter she had with the husband after Billy Joel…not the scary one.

At least she doesn’t have fake tits yet….but she does have a surfer guy she dates who cheats on her….

Real tits unlike her mom who is plastic as fuck.

I don’t find her hot, but her brother is fucking Nina Agdal…dog face Nina Agdal so I guess they’ll be comparing vaginas over the holidays…rich kids are weird,

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2018

11

Dec

Ireland Baldwin’s Alec Baldwin Body of the Day

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Nothing like an mentally unstable rich kid who wants to be a social media influencer….doing all she can to get noticed between mental breakdowns and rehab stints….like a rich kid would…especially one who has a cousin doing a better job at living her dream, married to Bieber, cuz they are together married to god…while this one is married to doing a terrible fucking job at influencer-ing, even her nudes are shit.

But she’s got that Alec Baldwin body…

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2018

11

Dec

Cassie Scerbo Gets Racy of the Day

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Her name is Cassie Scerbo, she’s a child star who is now 28….

She’s getting everyone into the holiday spirit like you’d expect someone who was once famous and at the top of her game, even if you’ve never heard of her, amongst her peers she mattered, and at home she mattered, paying for all her Family’s shit like they were never going to end that meal train she was on…..

Her last relevant role was Sharknado, so you can understand why she’s doing things right, posing like this in her bed cuz the one thing we know about childstars is that they like to suck dick.

Keep up the good work…the legacy…

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