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2019

03

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s January 3rd, 363 Days Left to Make the Changes that matter. Sure you haven’t done it yet, but there is always June…or maybe next December when planning for 2020…it’s an important year, you know a whole new decade..

It’s January 3rd, and I haven’t stopped talking about New Years…I am the guy who will wish people a Happy New Year through April….

I am also always impressed when I write down the right date when writing fake checks to myself to fraud the banks.

The highlight of my night was walking by an art gallery drunk, seeing an artistic nude of some skinny girl with a labia filled bald pussy in the window…and seeing three homeless dudes jerking off to it…not because I like homeless dudes jerking off…but because I joined in on the party like a couple of frat boys in the locker room….not really, but I do like being reminded that we are all fucking primates behind all this bullshit….

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2019

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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2018, and I am sure 2017 were the year of girls on social media making depressing relatable content about relationships, their looks, etc….where they would write things about Pain. Suffering. Loneliness. Death. Being fat. Not wanting to go out to the party. It was some millennial shit that came with half naked pics….it is this quirky, teen angst but with 20-somethings…that everyone laughs at, thinks is brilliant and shares with each other…

I hope that shit ends….and we can go back to just seeing the nude pics. That’s my New Years resolution for all you sad people making your sad jokes about being sad….stop it…and focus on talking about your masturbating. I like reading about your masturabting…..

I am talking to the girls out there with their angsty millennial overly open and honest but curated, crafted, even stolen by other people, cuz they aren’t original…

Penthouse Forum is the needs and want…not reading your nerdy girl diary from when you were 15 but now 25 and working on sugar babying.

I am sure none of you have any idea what I am talking about, because I am current, with it, and I see what the kids are consuming….with their Man-Splaining, Toxic Masculinity, I’m just a girl and this is the raw me, nonsnese….the only raw I’m into is raw doggin’. Condoms are for sick people. Condoms are for pussies. Condoms are so 1990. Don’t you watch porn? Teen pregnancy is the only risk of sex and even that is just another thing you can use as a prop on your IG…

Fucking nuts.

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2019

02

Jan

Adriana Lima Weird Swimsuit Erotica of the Day

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I thought Adriana Lima expired / retired from Victoria’s Secret after dragging that shit on and on and on and on for years after years after years…in the never ending cycle of bullshit promo modeling that made her lots of millions of dollars…who was either too narcissistic to realize how ugly she had got to care about how ugly she got….or just didn’t realize she aging badly….even though all women realize they are aged the way a sandwich in your lunchbox ages….not a good kind of aging…even if he has some probiotics to help your gut health….it can probably poison you…or maybe it was a so exposed all these years, whatever, fuck you pay me, situation….some people can’t handle seeing pics of themselves, while others are totally into shitty pics of themselves….especially when millions of dollars come with it…like “I don’t want to see myself, but if you do and you’ll pay me, ok”….it’s just sex work on another level really…

Either way….LIMA is still in a bathing suit…even when she’s announced that she’ll stop….because that’s the kind of person she is…a LIAR!.

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2019

02

Jan

Bebe Rexha Big Albanian Tits of the Day

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Bebe Rexha Big Albanian Tits Bouncing White Shirt Braless

First Poll of 2019. Do you like fat 30 year old tits that were behind the scenes in the music industry before taking life by the balls and deciding that they were self absorbed egos who wanted the glory that comes with celebrity…even if they aren’t that hot, but in the era of the fat chick, cross referenced with Adele’s celebrity, why write hits for others, when you can do it for your damn self…plus you got tits, and people like tits….

I guess that’s not really a poll…but it is an ALBANIAN…

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2019

02

Jan

Emmy Rossum in a Bikini of the Day

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Emmy Rossum we have seen you naked…you dumb cunt.

I hate Emmy Rossum for no official reason. Just one of those celebs I think suck for no reason. We don’t need a reason to hate them. They are already all very hate worthy just being the assholes that they are….but some of them are less irritating and offensive than the others…some entertain me and I appreciate their nonsense…while others just eat away at my soul whenever I see them. Naked or not….bikini or not…just pure shit…

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2019

02

Jan

Kourntey Kardashian Nipples of the Day

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Kourntey Kardashian leaving the house with her nipple out is exactly what you’d expect from this trash trying to stay relevant.

I don’t know if they are self aware enough to realize that the end is near, no one cares, or if they realize that people will still throw money at them because they know how to manipulate the masses, which is what brands are excited about….or if they are just all whores who like attention who go out with their tits out…since their careers only happened cuz their sister fucked on video like she was Paris Hilton…as it was the thing to do in that time….

I just know you can see her ethnic nipple, and these twats are so famous for nothing, someone must be into seeing this…

I’m more interested in seeing her threesome sex tape with Sofia Richie if times ever get tough for these idiots if they ever stop earning, and can’t afford the overhead, since brands shouldn’t support their garbage…and either should the fans….but they do….so the sex tape won’t be for a long long time I guess….but in the meantime…40 year old nipples..

KUNTS EVERYWHERE.

Here she is with her baby daddies girlfriend Sofia Richie

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2019

02

Jan

Faith Schroder Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Silver Spoon’s Schroder’s daughter is crawling around on all fours in a bikini, for her own bikini line I think, since all the instagram sluts are doing bikini lines, to have an excuse to post themselves in a bikini and I respect the hustle for a few reasons…the first is the level of entrepreneurship involved in launching your own brand is impressive, especially with such a young woman. Taking the whole “my dad is rich from acting maybe, I’m not sure, actors didn’t make that much in the 70s”…and saying “I’m in charge of my own destiny”…..it’s also a solid tactic for those instagram jobs you can’t get when the brands stop paying out people to post their nonsense…it’s an “I don’t need you, I got my own business, I aint no influencer slave to the marketing people, I am the marketing people”……but the main thing that I respect the hustle for is the half naked crawling around on all fours it takes to promote the bikini line….it’s one of the better product lines to launch if you’re a hot half naked 18 year old chick….

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2019

02

Jan

Christina Aguilera Still Trying to be Hot of the Day

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Christina Aguilera looking like an old hollywood tranny or drag queen…just the way you like her cuz you know she wasn’t actually born with a dick…there was a time when she was a hot skinny chick…and not an old hag of a mom….still vain and done up…just not vain enough to stop the fucking chowdown….fatty.

I am not sure she’s properly executing this comeback tour after years of being invisible on her pile of money…but at least she’s making moves in the right naked direction…

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2019

02

Jan

Kristin Cavallari Got Them Anti Vaxxer Titties On of the Day

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Just because you’re an anit-vaxxer idiot from a reality show that was on TV 20 years ago..before you followed your dreams of marrying a pro athlete to breed with and live that epic life with….

Doesn’t mean you can’t still show off your 30 something year old tits in some bullshit pose because you’re back and ready to take on the media / entertainment industry now that the kids you produced for a paycheck are old enough….

The great news is that if her pro athlete ever leaves her, she can get a solid 20k or more a month from him, and you can get a nanny for 4,000 a month..that’s at least 17k in profit…enough to live off of….

So if you’re gonna get knocked up women, do it with rich guys. It pays.

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2019

02

Jan

Kylie Jenner Black Face Tits of the Day

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What the world needs less of is Kylie Jenner. I mean all Kardashians, but Kylie Jenner the most…only because they’ve managed to make her into this billionaire Kardashian, which may or may not be bullshit, but her cosmetic company sells billions of bullshit product..and it is all your fault for buying…whoever you are who looks at this trash and thinks “her dad must have cut his own dick off”….

The fact that she pushes cosmetics, when her whole fucking face is rebuilt from surgery…she’s a white girl who looks like she’s about to release a rap album…her excess and luxury items cuz she’s rich…disgusting…and the message she leaves the world with her zero personality…pretty fucking negative, evil, empty and useless…

But she’s got some mom tits out…and her liposuctioned waist to hip ration and if that doesn’t excite you….let’s hope it inspires you to eliminate this from society in 2019…if you know what I mean…