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Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

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Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

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2018

Dec

Miley Cyrus Nipples See Through of the Day

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Miley Cyru as her tits out, braless, hard nippled, because she’s a feminist or some shit…and I appreciate her effort, or lack of effort, in bringing the tits out, they way she did when she was culturally appropriating Instagram Whores….you know using the trends and making them work for her because it makes her a lot of money…which has ended with us all seeing Miley full naked, back when she was being all wild…shedding that layer between her and her fans and bringing us what we care to see of Miley….tits…

This could be Miley trying to celebrate er now bigger tits….she’s got her big horse tooth smile to remind us that this farm girl is still around…and not a farm girl anymore…despite potentially being inbred….I am a fan..

Here she is with her tits out for some photoshoot

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2018

Dec

Padma Lakshmi Got Them Titties out of the Day

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Padma Lakshmi has her tits out in a bra….

I’ve written it before and I’ll write it again…this old brown lady has a billion dollar pussy which is more interesting than a non-billion dollar pussy…like the 5-25 dollar pussies I am used to paying to see….

The reason she has a billion dollar pussy is because she’s used her intellect and tits to get her pussy filled by not one, but two billionaires, and one of the billionaires was dying and died thinking her kid was his kid so it got his money, while it was really another billionaire’s kid…so it got that guy’s money too….I mean brilliant….this is like sugar baby if sugar babies had brains shit….MASTERFUL.

She’s still using her tits….to get stared at…despite being old….cuz this is the world we live in…..and she knows how to master manipulate…

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2018

Dec

Pixie Lott is Fun in a Bikini of the Day

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If you know who Pixie Lott is…she’s in a bikini….

If you do not know who Pixie Lott is….she’s still in a bikini…

That is the most fascinating thing about celebrity…..it doesn’t matter if people know who are you are, you still exist in a higher profile than the normal person, and your bikini pics that may not be as exciting as lower level bikini pics…seem so much more important…

This Pixie Lott, a pop star from the UK, I don’t know her songs, but I do know her recently found tits, looking as exciting….and hot bodied….as she can….and that’s enough effort for me..

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2018

Dec

Ashley Smith in her Underwear of the Day

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Ashley Smith is a good old Texan country girl….who moved to NYC to get it done..and she did it by doing topless erotica for the first part of her career – thanks to her big tits that I guess she’s still putting out but less shamelessly…because she took her cool naked model getting naked and turned it into a stint with Sports Illustrated Swim…allowing her to go as mainstream as possible…but still the same old texan with the big tits and great tooth gap to look at half naked…even if she’s older and fatter…it’s still a great time for all involved…isn’t it….

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2018

Dec

Dude Gets Caught Eating Some Dude’s Wife’s Pussy and Other Videos of the Day

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Tongue Tricks

Jocks are Still Fucking Queers

Angry Bagel Man

Meth Addict Punches Commuter

Barbers Shoot at Armed Robbers…

Teacher Cuts Student’s Hair during National Anthem….

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2018

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Everyone is so sensitive…it’s at the point of ridiculous, and what makes it all worse is that the powers that be pander to the whiners, rather than allow people to have an opinion of their own that they express through their platform…

Award shows are a dated concept to begin with, but the fact that Kevin Hart has to step down as host of something no one will watch, tweeted about gay people as a comedian who should be able to joke about everything…especially since he’s a queer to begin with…is his right to have and opinion or creative voice…and doesn’t have to like gays to begin with…don’t make your life choices my fucking opinion or something I have to accept and under that logic accept my opinion of whatever the fuck you don’t like my opinion of…

The world is nuts…

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2018

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am not just a voyeur…you know the kind of guy who wants to watch people fuck but I am also a voyeur of pop culture from a distance that I am very detached from it and out of touch – but know enough to know the millennials while being the laziest motherfuckers…don’t have the church in their lives, unless they are Hailey Baldwin, so they aren’t too scared to have an orgasm cuz they feel like she’s cheating on Jesus….they aren’t too scared to put things in themselves because they thinks god is watching…if anything they have this “we’re free attitude” and “everything is free attitude” that allows them to put themselves out there naked, fuck on video if they choose to, never commit to much besides their social media channels and complain when those social media channels remind them that they are a corporation, and that you are playing on their terms, because the world will be run by three corporations soon…

So it has been funny to see people get mad at TUMBLR and now Facebook for their new rules on soliciting sex on their platforms that are worth multi-billions of dollars, cuz millennials pretend to like home grown, farm to table shit…but really they don’t care about their privacy, or giving their copyright to a big evil corporation so long as there’s an audience there for them to sell their nudes to…

It is beyond weird that these people want the mass exposure, while pretending to be “boutique”…but even weirder that they get mad when their perceived rights to post what they want on their channel like their nudes gets taken from them and they all cry…

Like grow a pair, start your own site, stop fucking being a walking contridiction fighting feminist rights, the patriarchy, misogyny, consumerism all while using a publicly traded company’s software and infrastructure as the foundation of your “empire”….you probably get overpaid on cuz you’re a millennial and don’t work for free….or for exposure.

You’re all fucking crazy… put themselves on the internet… get baited in like full retards – just feed the ego and people will come back – because the media empires that control them know that they put value on shit that isn’t important….it’s like showing someone a sparkly object and they get all mesmerized so you can steal their wallet…and then crying about it…

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Golden Globe Nominees…Go Jim Carrey
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2018

Dec

CBD ONLY is the stepHOLIDAY Gift of the Day

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Guess what day it is? It’s the 4th day of Christmas here….

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2018

Dec

Throwback Footage of Famous Cardi B Getting Motorboated of the Day

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Cardi B is the biggest thing in pop music. Everyone talks about her, her baby, her husband, her beef with fake slut Nicki Minaj….she broke up with her husband, he has some gutter mistress, and the whole thing annoying and trashy but white people fucking love it….

Not that I don’t like trashy, I just don’t like this kind of trash…that I think panders to white people, pushes back black people cuz white people are like “Omg did you see Cardi B, so ghetto, I love her”…..because white people have no soul.

What I appreciate about Cardi B is that she’s an actual ex stripper, I don’t think there’s ever been a point in time when she didn’t own being a sex worker turned millionaire popstar thanks to a dream….

This is old footage of her being wild, because being wild is how this all comes together and how these people build up hype around themselves as the MEMEs that they are, that they created, that people seem into.

So here it is…from party slut pulling her tits out…to top of the charts…weird worldstar we live in.

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2018

Dec

Madison Beer Lesbian in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Madison Beer is tongue kissing some Instagram slut from Quebec who I’ve heard of before…and who I guess has finally made it. Her name is Claudia Tian, I have never met her since I don’t leave the house, but apparently people are into her and she’s living her best life on the social media, she’s got that huge following that probably started with fake followers, but that has brought her to the big leagues, showing the world what Quebec slut means….taking that quebec slut mainstream like she was Celine Dion…and this was her vegas show….

You know posting footage that involves making out with some pop star in training, is pretty huge, exploiting the youtube star like she was her stage mom, giving her some content that I guess is her trying to keep things edgy and exciting, like she was Bella Thorne by clickbaiting you all with girl on girl tonguing, like the Anna Kendrick / Blake Lively post but more relevant since these girls aren’t in their 40s…like girls at college parties since the beginning of Coed universities….

The whole thing…wild….but not exciting, none of this shit is exciting. It’s all so basic and obvious….but big tits on big tits on social media…

Here she is in a tight dress with her very weird hairline..