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2018

03

Dec

Sarah Hyland Naked Skinny Dipping Booty of the Day

Sara Hyland Naked Wet Skinny Dipping

Sarah Hyland is so weird looking, but she’s getting naked and showing the world her ass on her vacation because that is what you do when you learn how much people on your social media like seeing you naked or half naked, it’s like before being directly tapped into her pervert fans through her cellphone…she had no idea how easy it was to get instant praise and feel hot about yourself despite knowing you look at bit too much like a cartoon character…

I am all for bare asses, tits, etc from girls we see on TV, not that we watch TV, but that we know are on TV and are big stars on TV….because it reduces them to the basic attention whores we know they all are…and we like that.

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2018

03

Dec

Chissy Teigen is a Dairy Cow of the Day

Chrissy Teigen is fucking trashy attention seeking and annoying, so this pic of her milking her cow self is not that surprising to me, to see her playing the Holstein / Jersey heifer is as offensive as any bitch with fat tits to go with her fat mom body can be…which is not offensive at all but rather amazing….and a sign of an unstable person who got lucky on Twitter and tricked the lazy media to write about her like she was relatable and relevant…all while putting herself and her dirty laundry and I guess dirty tits out there…..

This is her trying to keep up momentum, in a where can she turn to next….

I don’t know how this wallet fucking, who invested in the queer pianist harder than Liberace’s HIV invested in him, pretty much just fucking terrorizing the pianist from the inside out, forcing him to give her a career riding his fame, becoming some “American Sweetheart”…who gets work, praise, for being so real…despite being a strategic and manipulative…

I am not a fan, she fucking annoys me and I wish those complaints of suicide were less complaints and more plans she put into action, rather than this plan of being relevant like Ellen…on Ellen being put into action and working…

The internet is fucking weird…

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2018

03

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Show Their Ass to the Paparazzi of the Day

I Don’t know which model is which, I just see Victoria’s Secret models and their skinny asses…

They had an informercial last night that we’ve already posted all the pics from. It was possibly a media blitz, at least in all the trailer park communities that still have cable because it comes free with your spot you rent and it’s way more simple for your simple minds to figure out than that internet thing….

I can’t imagine that ANYONE watched the VS fashion show, it’s a dated concept, dated era, when we live in a time when everyone, everyday people get nude…we should focus on them, not these expensive day rate flat ass bitches…but at least they haven’t started using fat chicks yet…they will…but they haven’t…so I can’t say support them and buy their overpriced made in china shit..but I can say give their overpaid models some love cuz they are hot…and hot is important in an era of mediocre being treated like they are hot…

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2018

03

Dec

Madison Beer Tits in a Bra on Stage of the Day

Madison Beer is an artist…a pop star artist…who climbed out of the depths of Youtube, which if you’ve used google you’ll know is the top 4 results on any google search…because they own Youtube and want to make it bigger than Netflix, even if they are bigger than netflix, the fuckers control the internet and decide what becomes relevant or big, based on their personal vision for themselves as a company, you know to satisfy their shareholders…and can basically troll the fuck out of all of us..and when they do, there are people who benefit…in the early 2000s it was people with websites…because google would run their ads on the sites and wanted to have as much banner inventory as possible for when they went public…which was great for people who were allowed to run google ads, I know many sites that were making over 100k a month off just putting up google ads…no effort at all…then they did the same thing with youtube personalities like Madison Beer, throwing money at her to keep hr producing…and now she’s a starlet who may not be as mainstream as other starlets but who has great tits that have made lots of youtube money and are now ready to make other mainstream money….tits first the way momma taught her cuz perverts live beyond just YOUTUBE…and are everywhere…like here.

Here she is in a nude bikini

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2018

03

Dec

Jaime King Naked on Instagram of the Day

Jaime King Naked Tits on Instagram

Here’s a where are they now – the heroin addicted model who you may have jerked off to in the 90s cuz she had big tits on her small frame and did artistic nudes because it was th time to be naked especially when all jacked up on opiates…

She survived her heroin chic era, her boyfriend at the time didn’t, but then she went on to have other boyfriends and live a full life that is probably annoying to be around, because if you know ex opiate addicts, you know they never shut up about opiates, and if you know celebrity model bitches, you know they never shut up in general, because they are so into themselves and think the world is into them also, and can’t get enough of themselves…

But now she’s putting up nudes on Instagram like it was the 90s, and not like it’s now, when she is 90…and there’s nothing wrong with adding a little tit we’ve seen before in our lives.

Jaime King Nipples See Through White

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2018

03

Dec

Chloe Grace Moretz Fat Pussy Print of the Day

Chloe Grace Moretz Fat Pussy Print

I don’t know what Chloe Grace Moretz looks like the cat lady…all muppet like – but I will assume it is from the face injections….

I do know why Chloe Grace Moretz’s vagina is exposed in her leggings and that is because her vagina is hungry, or meaty, or her pants are too tight….you see how that works, like a scientist who spends his day in a lab analyzing things that may lead to the cure of cancer or some other revolutionary change…I look at a pussy in a pair of leggings and ask the tough questions like WHY….

Not all heroes save lives motherfuckers, some just look at the anatomy that makes lives after she’s had too many abortions to have another one…I am that hero.

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2018

03

Dec

Eugenie Bouchard Still Trying to Be Hot of the Day

Eugenie Bouchard Tits Bikini Getting Wet

You give a bitch an instagram and she forgets that she’s a star tennis player who makes a lot of money, and decides she’s fit and can be half naked on social media just like the other whores, despite being a star tennis player with lots of money, and reduces herself to that half naked girl just having a good time…

This generation of girl, no matter what she does, what her background is, how much she makes…can’t help but strip down for social media…it’s like a cultural phenom, maybe from growing up watching porn or other whores make it in the world being half naked…it’s like all the judgemental girls who would get mad back in high school at the girl who got all the boys’ attention dressing half naked…have decided that they too can be half naked and get attention too….

It’s like switch was flipped with the cellphone and social media, that made being the slutty slut in the room the norm…and if you’re not getting half naked, you ain’t shit.

Pretty good zeitgeist to be a part of as a pervert observer…it’s way better than when Furbies were mainstream….or Beanie Babies…




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2018

03

Dec

Ashley Benson Flashes her Ass of the Day

Ashley Benson Pussy Flash

I thought Ashley Benson was a lesbian, she was fake dating Cara Delvingne and they were fake wearing wedding rings because I guess both had fallen off in relevance…and no one gave a fuck about them as individuals…so them as a unit became more interesting for tabloid fodder…

But here she is with some queer named Isaac, who is eating off her bathing suit, her pussy that hasn’t been fucked by a dick in a while, but that I can assume has been fisted a few times, I’ve seen lesbian porn and they really like to take advantage of their small hands when it comes to filling a bitch and massaging her cervix…

I will say, this is the best we’ve seen her, maybe Delevingne has her on a starvation diet or fitness routine, cuz no one likes a fat bitch…unless a skinny bitch who wants to look skinnier next to her, but not when she’s too fat…cuz that’s just gross and hard to bury your face into…

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2018

03

Dec

Katharine McPhee Bikini Dance of the Day

Katharine McPhee is dancing in a bikini, because this is what winning at life looks like…

The girl, who has a rumored voice of an angel in song, has managed to take her fat tits from American idol, where she launched her career, to some acting that she probably made good money on, to dating a 75 year old man, which isn’t so bad, cuz he doesn’t look 75 and because he’s a fucking legend in music, and in bed according to Gigi Hadid’s mom, the zombie he fucked before McPhee….probably back when he didn’t need Testosterone shots and viagra to get hard, in some rich LA David Foster Canadian taking over the world…one pussy at a time…

The interesting thing about Katharine McPhee is that when her phone got hacked and her nudes got leaked…one set of pics was a pussy after a labia reduction surgery that you know she was taking to send to the doctor and as vile as that is…at least her pussy lips aren’t flapping in the wind….or as David Foster likes to call it…the Earth Wind and Fire who he produced in the 80s. ….

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2018

03

Dec

Daria Mikolajczak Nude of the Day

Daria Mikolajczak seems like a good time, and I am not just saying that because these are in Black and White and nothing says FUN like when the color is sucked out of digital images for a dramatic effect, I am saying this cuz she’s naked.

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