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2018

30

Nov

Amber Rose Nipples for Galore Magazine of the Day

Amber Rose the whore we appreciate because she doesn’t pretend she’s not a whore, or like Iggy Azalea, pretend that she is a whore when she’s just culturally appropriating whores…

It’s like she was a sex worker who hustled well and got to a point where she’s a personal brand of her own…that Kim Kardashian pretends to hate….for part of her bullshit storylines designed to get clicks….

So here she is in a hipster mag with her new reduced tits….exposed the way she used to get 20 dollars a song for….all romantic-like…I wonder what her slow song she danced to was….I mean I don’t actually care…but I appreciate the tits.

Amber Rose Topless Nipples for Galore Magazine

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2018

30

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel, such an artist who deserves to be taken seriously, in more ways that you perverts take her seriously. Typical dudes, objectifying women, doing what they do for a higher purpose…like inspirational ART…whatever the fuck ART is….and you reduce her down to just a set of tits….assholes…toxic masculine assholes…

I apprecaite her WINNIE HARLOW impression with the cowhide two tone face…so edgy and daring…like that time that cunt Anne Hathaway shaved her head in Les Mis and the Academy confused that for acting talent….

RIght?

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2018

30

Nov

Kristen Stewart and Chloe Sevigny are Naked Axe Murderers of the Day

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Kristen Stewart, the lesbian, who I guess is trying to be as serious about acting as she is about being a lesbian….have you seen her lesbian haircut? It’s almost convincing…and her lesbian Victoria’s Secret model girlfriend…who dudes jack off to and who walks around half naked for dudes….when lesbians typically date manly bitches, not bitches who sexualize themselves to me….has her tits out in a movie….

We like tits out in movies.

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Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|Kristen Stewart

2018

30

Nov

Mariah Carey Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Mariah Carey is Christmas, if Christmas was a mentally unstable, rich as fuck, egotistical bitch with fat tits….who fucked her way into celebrity…thanks to her voice of an angel….that has inspired even the most Jewish person to get a Christmas tree installed in the Florida winter home, because she’s just that compelling of an artist….

As someone who loves tits and Christmas, how could I not appreciate Mariah Carey all photoshopped to shit.

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2018

30

Nov

Megan Fox Nipple Slip of the Day

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The people still think of Megan Fox as some sex object, despite being ripped open by a bunch of kids, and barely being an interesting celebrity since having her vagina ripped open by a bunch of kids.

Her career as an actress was pretty uneventful and not interesting, but there was a time when the people, you people, a gang of fucking perverts felt she was the hottest person out there…and during that time, she was being held captive by David from 90210, before he knocked her up….and coddled to her teenage crush, cuz she’s old and he was famous on TV when she was a teen….so she never really pushed herself to the point we wanted to see her push herself to….and that’s not being in Transformers 7 the Search for Spock or whatever the fuck it will be called….it’s her starring in meaningful rolls that involve us seeing her labia and just how much damage that David from 90210 did to it.

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2018

30

Nov

Rihanna in Lingerie of the Day

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Good thing everyone is classy and doesn’t get naked to sell product, so that when they do get half naked, we can collectively jump up and down with our boners in our hands like a bunch of circle jerking gamers from the Sci/Fi club at the local college watching Star Trek parody porn on a Friday night because they may be losers, but at least they have each other…

It’s almost boring, and that could be my fat man high estrogen / lower testosterone speaking, or maybe it’s my Rihanna is old and fat get someone else naked speaking…but I can say that out of all the starlets, she’s one who should get naked since she worked as a hooker for tourists in Barbados before she got famous, it’s how she got famous…I have insiders in Barbados who told me.

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2018

30

Nov

Madison Beer Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

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Madison Beer still as the tits her mom made her utilize when they started getting the Youtube Views and realized that it was strictly because of the perverts looking at her young tits…because that is what YOUTUBE is…a publicly traded porn site to the weirdos…..

I know there was concern amongst our 1 reader that her tits were lost due to a Fentanyl addiction…like all the cool kids exploided by their parents for social media are….it’s a trend…the bi-product of influencers influencing nothing but making the most noise in the room.

Here she is potentially showing nipple in a lace bra

some from her instagram..

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2018

30

Nov

Mandy Moore Hard Nipples of the Day

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You fucking perverts. Leave Mandy Moore the fuck alone. Let the old lady have hard nipples. Hasn’t she been through enough being Mandy Moore, the large pop star / actress / triple threat that was probably more successful for the ejaculate left on your US Weekly magazine…..than her terrible fucking one hit wonder song…that was a fucking HIT….and that allows her to continue to exist….I mean that and she’s on THIS IS US – the show with the fattest fuck dot com….which for some reason is the hottest show of the year…despite sucking hard…and offending me – and now that I have a Digital Antennae, I can live tweet the shit…

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2018

30

Nov

Rita Ora Lingerie of the Day

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Not a day goes by where Rita Ora doesn’t comes out with Rita Ora content that people would want to look at in order to remember who Rita Ora is because Rita Ora and her music is not that compelling or interesting, that is why it has taken her 10 years, since she was 18 years old, all while having rocking tits, hustling hard on social media, being at events, hanging with actual famous people, to finally break the public into assuming she’s a pop star….10 years of hustle to remind us that the loudest in the room is the one people eventually listen to because we are too lazy to pay attention to other people…plus they don’t have the same great tits that got them to be the loudest person in the room.

Here she is flashing her ass at an event.

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2018

30

Nov

Miley Cyrus Ass and Potential Pussy Lips of the Day

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Miley Cyrus made some dramatic video of her escape from her burning home…..you know so stressful that she had to show the world her thonged ass…because we live in a world where you have to show your fucking uterus to get noticed, even when you’re a star..

How does that make the girls just trying to compete and make themselves famous feel? I mean it must be pretty annoying that their tactics of ass flashing have been picked up and taken by the mainstream and made into their own marketing campaigns…

You’d think at Miley’s level of success and importance…she wouldn’t have to full retard herself down to get attention…but maybe being a rich kid who craves attention this is exactly what she likes showing the world as a representation of herself..

I don’t have the answers, but it is pretty shameless…

Here is another 100 photos of her ass for your investigative research purposes..