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2018

27

Nov

Amanda Bynes Photoshopped Comeback Tour of the Day

I find it pretty hypocritical that the world destroyed Amanda Bynes when she was fat and losing her shit. Every media outlet made fun of her, cyber bullied her, shat on her…not one was sympathetic about her situation, or showed empathy, or asked her how she was doing…if anythign they just made her crazy worse…

Yet all of a sudden she’s in Paper Magazine, a magazine I think the Kardashians probably own, dressed like a normal person, dressed normal, acting normal in a “where are they now” piece that has gone semi viral and has a lot of “media hits” on the internet of people pumped on the WHERE THE MAN star is now and her comeback…

Fuck off.

Seriously. I just hate the seeing the same people who made fun of a girl, celebrate a girl 5 years later, because the tone of society has changed. Can you people be fucking consistent instead of fucking flip flopping, it makes your sincerity real fucking bullshit, like when fat Perez Hilton got skinny and apologized for being a jerk, and turned his site into a fluff piece sucking up to celebs because Jennifer Aniston confronted him…GROW A FUCKING PAIR. You mooch fucks doing what is trendy, while still exploiting a bitch for personal gain. I’m onto you.

If you’re going to destroy a girl, kick her when she’s down, encourage her to get naked as her comeback in a sex tape, not a photoshoot of her dressed like she’s going to a casual lunch meeting at her bank…..

BORING….and ultimately…who fucking cares about Amanda Bynes 6 years later.. you assholes..

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2018

27

Nov

Anna Farris Hard Nipples Getting Wet of the Day

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Anna Farris is some skinny bitch with bolt on tits who has been getting in trouble for being too skinny to a world of fat people..which is unfortunate because we like skinny bitches…but the world is fat and loves to get mad at women who are old and remember the importance of being skinny and how it directly correlated to hotness…

She’s a recent divorcee, so coming out of the gates like it was 10 years ago, hitting that dating scene like she was a new whore to Hollywood whilst competing against young pussy, means skinny-down…which is why she’s out there with her nipples out in some shirt showing off her old fucking body that I will say may be disgusting because it is old and well traveled but that is not as bad as it could be because it is not fat.

I am more like the men she’s trying to fuck, not because I am rich, but because I prefer seeing young versions of these women. I am not nostalgic like the nerds who can’t move on with their lives who are incapable of moving on with their lives and by default just keep on watching the bitches they once jerked off to in House Bunny or whatever movie she was in…wither away…

For more on Anna Ferris, you can listen to her podcast that I am sure is fucking annoying and filled with annoying guests, but podcasting, that’s just the future of media…since watching everyone live feed themselves on social media wasn’t enough, now I need to see them play radio host….fuck off.

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2018

27

Nov

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl Big Bikini of the Day

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If you’re into Iskra Lawrence, you’re either a black dude or a skinny white guy with a feeder fetish, who relies heavy on watching a bitch eat and eat and eat her way into diabetes…because you know she’ll be too fat to run from you and too fat to ever leave you….because you’re an insecure fuck and you’re not dialed into the reality that these fat chicks, who aren’t too lazy to get off the couch, who aren’t crippled by diabetes amputations on on Oxygen due to their heart disease..but rather the motivated kind of fat chick…which I guess exists…the loud and energized fat chick who gives as much to being noticed as to the all you can eat buffet….or to cake…

I have a theory on Iskra Lawrence that she is she’s a fake, a hack, a lie, bullshit…she is a CULTURALLY APPROPRIATING FAT CHICKS by taking their fat chick glory.

I think she’s a model who wanted to be a model who couldn’t get work as a model…so she saw fat chicks celebrated and decided that she can be lazy and eat, it’s easier than trying to stay skinny, so she owned it….She crafted a clickbait viral video of her on the subway in her underwear, talking about being a fat bitch and loving her body…a perfectly executed viral video…that has allowed her to exist, only she has to keep her fatness alive…

She post enthusiastically about eating carbs and I know that no fat chick, even one paid 1,000,000 dollars would be that pumped on eating, they hide that shit from the public…proving that this bitch found an angle and it’s hilarious.

This is an imposter skinny bitch moving in on their fat lazy and sick turf…and here is some of her fat tits that come with being a fat chick.

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2018

27

Nov

Kourtney Kardashian Naked for GQ Magazine of the Day

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What the world needs more of is a naked Kardashian…because they haven’t manipulated the media enough to basically spread all their assholes on the internet in a way that you’d find shameless and disgusting….but that for some reason the media embraced and brands decided to throw money at….giving hope to many sex workers out there that they too can go mainstream with their porn life, instead of committing suicide as most broken porn girls do…and that they too can secure big brand deals that pay them stupid fucking money like 1,000,000 dollars a post or MORE…as long as they are rich and have a team…including a famous husband and 10 siblings to basically do a share for share all fucking day to support their network of being the trashiest and most disgusting “avon” ladies…selling shit we don’t need to idiots who buy whatever they are told to..because they are all medicated, lazy and too busy taking selfies to notice how terrible this evil family is.

I call them the Terrorists from within….who need to be eliminated and ignored but lucky for them, no one seems to unfollow on social media, and the 5 mins of fame turns into 7 years.

Kourntey Kardashian Naked for GQ Magazine

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2018

27

Nov

Sophie Mudd Booty of the Day

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This just in….Sophie Mudd still has huge tits…

Also in Sophie Mudd news…she does bootleg ambassador programs all the low level whores who get naked and do share for share to grow their following to be well over 1,000,000 followers of perverts, who like big tits….like the one for this brand of low level fucking cream that uses all the whores…

Because brands don’t like white people and they don’t like talentless sluts who only have anyone watching them cuz they pull their retarded big tits out…making them sex workers who sell their tits pics behind the scenes or sugar babies to pay the rent…unless they are already rich.

Big tits though.

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2018

27

Nov

Taylor Bagley, Sydney Roper & Terra Jo Wallace Nude of the Day

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Taylor Bagley, Sydney Roper & Terra Jo Wallace are three girls you and your INSTAGRAMTHOT CRUSADERS can report to the IRS.

I feel like I’ve posed these Playboy girls in these pictures before, but I am too lazy to look into the archives…where I probably said the same thing I am saying now….and that is that Playboy is a good place for all these LA models on instagram trying to make it come to to elevate their status to get older rich guys who still know what Playboy is to fuck them and pay their rent….

You know living that good life, yet being people you’ve never heard of….cuz rich dudes in LA are perverts…

So Taylor Bagley who is some babe you’ve straight from the mean streets of Oklahoma….like other important people who moved to LA before her including but not limited to Blake Shelton…she’s probably from some white racist corn farm Oklahoma…where she played up the whole Farmer’s daughter thing to her advantage as part of her stripper routine, you know before becoming an LA Escort we can assume sue is, all because she decided she was hot enough to be a model and actress, and like the pioneers in the DUSTBOWL before her, carted her way to the promised land….but not before being jerked off on by local cowboys…school teachers, friends of the family, and family, coaches…bosses….stripclub owners…her trailer park neighbors…I don’t know if any of this is true…but it could be and that is good enough for me…

Then there is Sydney Roper, who has some Three’s Company name, and could very well be Mister Roper’s grand daughter, assuming TV is real and Mr Roper wasn’t just some fake fucking name used to LIE to the public with storylines they ran ads against….and if she was a Roper, she’d likely be from Santa Monica…an official native to the land of whores, and not an import….incredible…but whatever her story is, she’s out there struggling to be seen on social media, posting half naked shit as these women do and it’s almost boring…

Then here is Terra Jo, who I don’t know anything about, but she sounds like some hick that Taylor Bagley brought with her along for the ride, maybe they met on their whore pilgrimage from the middle of the country, you know turning tricks and adventuring together, making some kind of pact to never do shoots apart because they were together in the same cattle car and know the struggle and share a dream….

Who cares really…they all look good…tits out like the classy do.

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2018

27

Nov

Alexis Ren Topless Again of the Day

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I just did a google news search on Alexis Ren – because I had nothing to say about Alexis Ren since I’ve said it all before…

If you don’t know who Alexis Ren is, she went viral a few years ago with her boyfriend at the time, who I guess was using her as clickbait to help elevate his content, posting this softcore travel porn of two half naked, under 20 year old, fit people, in various states of humping the fuck out of each other….and the reason it went viral is because women love softcore porn and romance..and they felt it was this Blue Lagoon style romantic dream life….it even inspired people to quit jobs and move tropical…I know at least one girl who followed their lead…and it has probably motivated and inspired so many whores to get half naked in tropical places to make a business…

Then ALexis Ren got dumped, had all these followers thanks to the mainstream media covering her, and spent a few years just getting more and more naked, in what I thought would become a porn career, but instead led to very little work, but thanks to the TV world being clueless idiots looking for viewers, they cast her for Dancing with the Stars…where she got kicked off….and where she apparently used her whoring ability we’ve all seen to seduce bother her dance partner and another contestant who is not quite a star either, but on the show to get a younger audience in named MILO Manheim the son of some fat actress from The Practice, Ghost Whisperer and some other shit…cuz that’s how Hollywood works…

Who cares about any of that, here’s her slutty pics.

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2018

27

Nov

Charlotte McKee Nude of the Day

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You know the Bobby McGee song, made famous by Janis Joplin, written by Kris Kristofferson, a legend…

But do you know Charlotte McGee who gets naked on the internet for her art…you know with a famous dad, so famous from being Bobby McGee…she’s been given the chance to do anything she wants and this is what she chooses…unless Bobby McGee doesn’t actually exist and doesn’t get royalties on his very important place in pop culture…oh fuck…her name is McKee not McGee…I guess that makes me an idiot…but also means she’s out there fending for herself….forced to get naked on the internet to get where she needs to go..because it is easier than actually working…and let’s be real…her family is probably rich and help her with her bills as she navigates the world of being naked on the internet pretending to be a model..when really jsut being a girl getting naked…which lucky for this McKee no McGee bitch means that opportunities, whatever they may be…will likely present themselves to her because of her half nakedness…

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2018

27

Nov

Kristina Mendonca Amazing InstaThot of the Day

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Her name is Kristina Mendonca and she’s Australian….and like Australians, she looks good in a bikini, looks like she likes to have a good time, and even in her cheesy half naked bikini shoots, that are all so staged and over the tops, she throws some humor into the mix…

There is a whole group of these Australian girls with face injections and awesome bodies who travel around and promote the same shitty brands, doing ridiculous shoots for the sake of doing shoots, for their instagrams….not for actual brands or projects….all for a fucking instagram pic…which is pretty hilarious and ridiculous…but if they’re backing out and making money, or at least getting rich cock paying their rent…all while traveling the world with their friends they leverage, you know like business associates in the business of taking slutty pics, living this ridiculous life, half naked….pretty fucking easy….and it makes perfect sense to me….if the public are thirsty as fuck to look at bikini pics…and you look good in a bikini fucking take advantage of the opportunity…seize the day…

Here’s a solid pile of pics of the slutty Australian….

Kristina Mendonca Legs Spread Yellow Bikini Pussy Print

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2018

27

Nov

Cami Morrone Fucks Leo Dicaprio Once and Now Wears Underwear for a Brand of the Day

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Fucks Leo DiCaprio once…

That was my attempt at a meme….you know the meme….”goes to Paris Once”….”Eats at McDonald’s Once”…it’s some annoying shit everyone does…but it’s a meme generation and if you want to play with these fuckers you gotta play their game…because years of being an outcast hasn’t done well for me.

So how did you like that attempt at a meme? It was great right? Maybe it missed the mark…

I can always EXPLAIN what I was going for to you retards, and that is that Cami Morrone fucks Leo DiCaprio, but he’s gay, so it only happened once, and instead she is just used as his personal Valet, who he carts around for the people to think he dates hot young chicks…

The truth is that Cami Morrone is not just some hot young chick from instagram. She’s an LA rich kid with a whore actress mom who has fucked half of Hollywood to secure her place and who is likely friends with Leo, cuz she’s friends with everyone, and her daughter making it is her priority..and she’s enlisted some key players to help increase her profile and I guess Forever21 has noticed, because they have her doing the E-Commerce pics…boring use of a big titty young girl trying to make it…that’s for sure. But it’s a step in the right direction.

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