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Bella Hadid Instagram Face Has her Tits Out of the Day

Heidi Klum in an Offensive bikini of the Day

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Heidi Klum Tits Out of the Day

2018

Nov

Jaime King Hard Skinny Nipples of the Day

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Jaime King is an ex heroin addict model from the 90s, who had a boyfriend die of a drug overdose as people do when they start fucking with heroin, who survived that era and moved to LA to become an actor, or whatever the fuck she is, but who’s tits don’t seem to have survived, because I guess that’s what happens when you have kids and hey suck the tits off your chest, or when you have to start starving yourself to stay fit, or maybe she’s had cancer…I don’t know..I just know her nipples are hard, her face looks old and tired, but she’s still worth looking at as a reminder of how precious life is, how you only are here for a limited time and how you fucking expire quick….

Inspiring really.

Here are her tits us old fucks used to jack off to….before internet porn was in video and when tits were enough…

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2018

Nov

Jasmine Sanders Tits Fell Off of the Day

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Jasmine Sanders is another German model who is in America taking all your jobs…..because she was probably a military kid…with American parents because she was raised in South Carolina..but that doesn’t mean she’s not an immigrant to me…an immigrant who is pushing 30 and who has millions of followers on social media thanks to all the perverts out there into her perverted self produced content…

She’s apparently 5 foot 9, so tall enough to be a model, and she’s not fat like the other instagram models, which you can cross reference in these bikini pics to her titty size…but she is a friend of the Kardashians, an insider who could take care of them, you know take out the terrorists who are the biggest threat on the future of the country and not just because of all the plastics they will leave in the ocean after they rot..but because of all the idiot kids following their lead….it’s just crazy…..but not crazy enough to Jasmine Sanders to attach herself to them, and pretty much be them in her own right, cuz they have it all figured out when it comes to brain washing idiots on the internet…..maybe I should buy the e-book….I wouldn’t mind sitting on a pile of money throwing feces at everyone I invite over because I can….

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2018

Nov

Jordyn Jones Instathot of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is January Jone’s illegitimate daughter with Tom Jones, maybe it was Tommy Lee Jones…I don’t have my facts straight, I am too distracted by some dancing chick in provocative outfits doing provocative poses for social media because that’s where she’s got her following and all the girls are doing it.

She’s 18 or 19 now, you know still jailbait for an average pervert, but what makes me concerned is that the perverts who actually know who she is, are probably not like you and me, just learning about her through her provocative content, but instead are fucking disgusting weirdos because who know she got her start on some Disney Dance show when she was 10 years old…and unfortunately I know that Youtube and Disney Channel caters to as many grown men watching with their kids, as it does little kids, and grown men who just happen to be subscribed to the Disney Channel sucked into the show…because that’s how marketing works and that’s probably why all these Disney Kids off themselves in various ways….being sexualized by their parents to the industry, then sexualized to the fan and grown men at a young age, is fucking dark and twisted….but stage parents don’t care…they’ll sell out anything for that chance and rich and famous.

Pretty fucking vile humans out there, not to put a damper on the history of Jordyn Jones, I mean her history and her dance training, makes for some issues that we see presenting themselves on social media that we can jerk off to, a small price to pay…for our perverted enjoyment.

here she is being very racy

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2018

Nov

Kelly Rohrbach Ass Eating Her Bikini of the Day

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Kelly Rohrbach aka the new CJ from Baywatch but the new PAM ANDERSON she is not. Her tits are too real and sloppy….but her Baywatch stint could be why she’s out there surfing, you know Kelly Slater was on Baywatch and he is a world champion surfer, why wouldn’t all the Baywatch cast and crew get up on that surf trend, live that surf life, surfs up dude…..not to mention…all kinds of old people are doing it and bitch is looking old…so this trendy and cool surf thing is a great accessory for an instagram pic…a good excuse to be on the beach….until the shark eats you and you end up like that Jesus loving Beth Hamilton chick…

Point being, Kelly Rohrbach is some rich kid from Connecticut, who got into SI with her big tits, cuz that’s how rich people live, they just get whatever the fuck they want with the help of paying people off…her dad, Clay Rohrbach, is a Financier…who is on that board at Hanover Foods Corp….which basically is just so you understand why she’s in Hollywood…

She also had a stint as Leo Dicaprio’s public girlfriend, which I guess gave her more than just herpes, which in all honesty she probably already had, you know with that whole trying to be famous shit, dicks enter pussies raw….but then again Leo is a known homosexual and likely only put it in her butt…if that…it was more a marketing ploy for all involved…

Well she’s at the beach, living her rich kid who doesn’t need to work life, bikini bottoms jacked up her ass, while jacking the surf life from actual surfers, and you’ll likely like this…so like it.

Round here we only have eyes for one surfer with a bikini eating ass.. Anastasia Ashley.. the contest winning Surf Slut…

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2018

Nov

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

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We’ve come to the conclusion that fitness is pornographic and more importantly a healthy took to show off bodies in really revealing outfits in various unnatural poses that showcase a body’s strength and flexibility….it is the reason I used to go to the gym…at 300 lbs it wasn’t to work out…it was the reason I volunteered at the gym when the membership rates were unaffordable as gyms got more and more trendy…before being fired from being a volunteer without police involvement if I left quietly for living out my girls in the lockerroom fetish I’ve had since the 70s watching Debbie Does Dallas…which at the time was my interest level…it’s what I obsessed over but I didn’t realize watching the tits in a sports bra doing deep squats in leggings was the foreplay.

That said, it’s ben a great tool for these women to be slutty without being slutty because it’s just a casual workout dude…she didn’t post this cuz she wanted you to see her asshole sweat…she did it to share how good her form is, how great her strength is and to give her weird fans something to jerk off to, they just don’t like advertising.

Sarah Hyland Workout Fitness Erotica Sport Bra Tight Leggings

Here she is leaving the gym in her tight outfit…

Here she is with her titties out at the Farmer’s Market….

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2018

Nov

Bro Oils Himself up and Pole Dances on Train and Other Videos of the Day

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Support Your Troops

Chinese Whore House Shut Down

Nude Awakening…

China Package Fulfillment Center

Dude Taped Camera To Foot to Look Up Colleague’s Skirt

Man Single Handedly Pulls Up Truck

Man Uses Pee to Wash his Head

Man Attacked by Wild Boar

Idiot Siphons Gas – Catches on Fire

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2018

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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TRIES TWITTER ONCE…

I avoid all social media, even though that’s idiotic as a business model, since all the money filters through social media and you are only as relevant as your social media following…which in and of itself is depressing, but society is lazy and it’s easy to just open an app….

But I avoid it because I can say the exact same thing another person says, or post a pic more conservative than all these other accounts, and for some reason…I get blocked

Whether it’s 30 days on FB, or 12 hours on twitter, I’m on my 7th facebook account, my 7th instagram account…and I don’t even say anything that crazy..

I just don’t get it and I’m not playing victim…it’s just the way it is…and last night when tweeting for the first time in years I thought…I’m gonna get deleted…I only got 12 hour ban….but in an era where no one gets 12 hour bans, people write racist, and crazy shit all day..I feel like it’s sort of an accomplishemt….

It’s hard to really bother putting effort in, so I don’t…and just keep it here for this lovely site…

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Sharon Tates Wedding Dress Sold….CREEPY
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Underwater Paintings…Weird
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Miranda Lambert Blames Men
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Margot Robbie is Overrated and lame as Fuck
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2018

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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One person got mad at me on twitter, because twitter is still a thing, ask your President….and I am not relevant on Twitter, because I am not relevant anywhere, so I occasionally troll the feminist accounts saying silliness…just to get a rise….

This weekend there was a scandal about some court saying a rape victim was asking for it because she was wearing slutty g-string panties, which is obviously fucking nuts, in 2001 a girl even killed herself over having to show the court the panties she was wearing, humiliated by the system, which is fucking nuts, but a great opportunity to piss people off….because you know it’s a great opportunity for them to join forces in solidaarity for their fallen soldier or losing battle. They even have a hashtag for it #ThisIsNotConsent…showing pics of their slutty PANTIES…a win for all of us and a sign of a movement worth making fun of. A great opportunity to be insensitive and make women on twitter angry..if it makes me laugh it’s worth it…being the instigator one of my great joys!!!!

BUT I can’t get a rise out of anyone, even when stating my theory was that if women don’t care to fuck, they’ve got their period panties on, the big comfy ones under their tight jeans and when they do want to fuck, they’ve got a fresh wax and their best bra and panty set on….

That doesn’t mean they deserve to be assaulted, no one deserves that, but if a dude was to assault and he saw that, he could confuse it for her being a naughty little minx…this is the porn generation people are fucking mental…I mean he’s a sexual assaulter…he’s very likely not a sane person to begin with….and any lawyer defending a sexual assaulter’s gotta pull out whatever crazy they can…

I just think that if she’s in sexy panties, and if you were to interview every sexy panty wearing girl and ask them if they wear hot panties when they want to fuck, a lot will admit it…a lot will not want to admit they go out looking to get fucked cuz it makes them look like whores….and only the fat chicks will say they don’t because no one fucks them unless they are drunk but they wear sexy panties everyday hoping that it is the day they get fucked…you know that dude will be drunk and horny enough for them….which I guess is a dated theory, considering fat girls are everywhere and they are getting fucked….

What I am saying is that even when trolling twitter about something crazy…no one bothers with me….and I think I have a pretty good idea why…

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Man with Large Neck
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Paris Hilton – Single
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Demi Lovato Hates her Team
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Ariana Grande – Shorter Hair – No One Cares
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ScarJo is Trash
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Hayden Panettiere’s Boyfriend Says Their Relationship is all Good
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Loser Face Tattoo Rapper Gets Arrested
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Fake Tits in a Sheer Top
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Drunk Driver Crashes into Courthouse
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Racist Chipotle Customer
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Harvard VS Yale – No TOuchdown for Giving The Finger
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J.Lo Weird Thong Pants
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It’s Too bad AMy Schumer Didn’t Die
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Winnie the Poo Comforts Disabled Kid
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Kelly Ripa in a Gold Dress
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Karreueche Tran at a Nighclub
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Nicole Murphy Big Tits
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Sara Hyland – Where’d These Tits Come From
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Chloe Grace Fat at Some Award Show
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Jenna Dewan Titties in a Shirt
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Camila Banus Cleavage
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Demi Lovato is So Fat
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How Stupid is this Story about Naked Chicks….
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Melissa and her Butthole
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She’s Got Glasses On so this Cameltoe Must be a Nerd
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Who Has the Biggest Pussy of them All
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2018

Nov

Gwen Stefani Panty Flash of the Day

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Gwen Stefani is looking more female than she’s ever looked, I guess that’s what is happening in her MAN-O-Pause, the testosterone is dwindling and her female features are finally trying to sexualize herself in a way that makes the audience, who is won over by the marketing, not realize they are jerking off to a dude with really defined ABS….

I guess these are the things you can do with face injections, and the whole showing the world your panties, to prove you don’t have a dick, or that you’re a good tucker and taper…the cowboy way…thanks to Blake Shelton’s Rodeo kills…of “I’m not queer, that’s queer, let’s just rip these off an put them over here, like saddling up a wild stag back home on Okie”….

I never found her hot, or interesting, and her pop ska shit music was shit…but panty flashes…they have a way of winning my heart more than songs about spiderwebs and not speaking…

She’s a lot of hype, and here are the panties…being flashed…by an old lady which would be disturbing if she wasn’t vain, skinny and wearing all her tranny make-up….cuz she’s fucking old.

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2018

Nov

Halsey is an InstaThot of the Day

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Halsey, a drug sniffing on a Jet Ski in Miami party girl from who the fuck cares, who gets away with sniffing drugs on a Jet ski, and brands still endorse her instead of blacklisting her, since drugs was part of her rise to the top of the charts, you know playing some bullshit party girl storyline, a mixed raced girl who liked the VIP of the club, where she met DJs who let her lay down vocal tracks, while they laid down pipe, a small trade off to get her where she needed to go….because DJs for some reason never get called out for fucking all the party girls, but DJs, some I know personally over the years, since they are all in their 40s now, despite their fans being 17, creepy….never go down for being creeps….

Well, she spent a few years getting noticed, then spent this past year trying to sexualize herself to push her position as a relevant performer as far as she fucking could….and now she’s got her song as number 4 on the Billboard 100…because all it takes is some clever manipulation from every angel…you just gotta focus on the end game and get there by being half naked.

She looks better than she used to, so I guess with fame, and success comes face injections to make her easier to jerk off to now that we’re forced to be exposed to her for years to come…because the world doesn’t know how to UNFOLLOW…and fading to OBSCURITY is difficult.

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