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2018

Nov

Let’s Come Together and Pray for Amy Schumer’s Hospitalization to Lead to Death of the Day

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Seeing Amy Schumer in the hospital brings me great hope that she ends finally being punished for being the worst.

I do not wish death on people, it is bad karma, and I don’t usually care to hope for someone to die..

But there are some people, like the Kardashians…and Amy Schumer who throw themselves down our throats, are annoying, vulgar and repulsive as fuck….that are better off disappearing…

Seeing her in her hospital bed makes me hope…for the end of her…and the demon spawn inside her…she’s done enough damage here…with her obnoxious and disgusting face and jokes….and if there was a God…he’d get rid of her instead of all the great people who die everyday and who aren’t Amy Schumer…

She is the worst…if this isn’t porn to you…you’re burnt!

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2018

Nov

Noah Cyrus Nipples See Through of the Day

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While Miley Cyrus’s house burned down in some insurance scam they are calling the Woolsey fires….her sister mourned all her sister’s memories with her tits out at an event…being trendy and currrent cuz all the young girls walk around with their tits out…like we are in some alternate universe that amazes me the rare occasion that I do leave my house…in a where were all these tits when I wasn’t a reclusive hermit….it’s crazy…and I guess Miley, before her insurance fraud burned down house she once wrote a song called MALIBU about, paved the way for the young exhibitionism on social media…it was a breaking point that made it mainstream as fuck, so her sister NOAH from the ARK has to keep up the family tradition…which I guess is why she is also rocking a Mullet…

Point being, she’s not hot, even with the face injections and her tits look like shit, because not all tits, despite being equally available to expose to the world, are treated equally….

This is some second tier Cyrus, younger / less interesting sister syndrome….in the sheer top.

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2018

Nov

Natasha Poly Topless and Blonde of the Day

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NATASHA POLY is a pretty major Russian model who is loved by all….or at least loved by all who can afford to love her, she comes at a price thanks to being a model….like HOOKERS they have Day Rates…

As a Russian with no soul, but looks that carried her to the top of her modelling career, and allowed her to mingle and be sold off to rich men who at least one has married…making for a Disney Princess story that paves the way and inspires sugar babies everywhere…while making me wonder why the fuck we are looking at tits of a mail order bride already wed…it seems counter intuitive for those of us in the market to buy a Russian bitch….

Some tits? Ok..

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2018

Nov

Julianne Hough Spreads her Mormon Legs of the Day

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I can’t figure out where the pussy is in this pic, I see the spread legs, but I don’t see the dancing leotard jacked up in the pussy, so that I can connect with the photo on an emotional level as I imagine what her brother lost his Mormon Virginity to, and what Seacrest destroyed because he’s a coked up pervert – I have proof.

This is like some magazine back pages game, not the escorting kind, but the find what is wrong with this image kind…and I don’t like it one bit..

If you’re gonna spread the legs like the Mormon whore on Rumspringa you are….make it fucking count…like she made the Dancing with the Stars casting call count…you know do better you lazy bitch..

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2018

Nov

Chanel West Coast See Through Bra Flashing her Nipples of the Day

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Chanel West Coast is trash

Chanel West Coast barely exists. I mean she is zero on the relevance scale and if she’s not a rich kid pretending to be a gutter hip hop girl…she’s probably the kind of girl you can book to play your birthday party in your hotel room without her band…and without your party….you know just paid to be spread eagled while you stick it in her for 500-100 dollars…to live out your ROB AND BIG FANTASY FACTORY fetish…

She is not interesting, she does not matter, but she puts out slutty pics, has millions of followers and I guess that makes her matter…

As it turns out, the crafted by MTV trash that this is, is back on MTV because they are good to their own and use the same people over and over again, despite there being new talent out there, so if anything she’s just lucky that her John is MTV, so that she can maintain whatever the fuck slutty this is.

I do appreciate the see through bra though, free the nipple, tease with the nipple, whether people care there are nipples or not, I’ll still see them for the cheap marketing tactics they are.

Chanel West Coast Big Tits Silver Bra Panties On Stage

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2018

Nov

Ashley Ellefson Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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CHRISTMAS IS COMING THE GOOSE IS GETTING FAT….Here’s a bitch named ELF-SON – showing her tits for you to WHACK…..

That’s as good as my Christmas carolling goes, it’s not even American Thanksgiving, or what you self involved assholes call THANKSGIVING yet…but it’s almost time…that’s just around the corner…get that TURKEY fucking stuffed like it was Ashley Graham….get those Self Defense lessons in before th Black Friday hustle…you know wrestle for TVs you can just buy online…idiots…

Point being..the son of an ELF is a huge responsibility….and she’s doing the family proud, like so many nude models before them, letting their dad see what his sperm made back when his love for tits led to him getting up in it and not pulling out, now responsible for a pair himself…

And that’s the end of this post.

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2018

Nov

Ariel Winter Pussy Print in Leggings of the Day

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When looking at these Ariel Winter, the pig from Primetime TV, I thought to myself, shit she looks like she’s slimmed down finally, maybe she’s stopped eating, emotionally filling that void left when her mother first sold her at a young age for money…instead of just letting her be a normal kid….

I was like her thighs aren’t rubbing together as much as they used to, she’s got what could be confused for LEAN lines…but then I realize she’s probably just top heavy, like a cartoon character, with skinny legs, the look you’ve seen on cops everywhere, just a big round upper body on a set of toothpicks…but with this oversized shirt we can’t be too sure…but we can be sure of one thing and that is that her vagina is clearly still hungry…making up for her dieting by eating everything around it.

I guess the fact that she was fat in the first place, despite that she’s on TV, all while the internet makes fun of her for it, it’s all over instagram comments, which is why sites like this don’t matter….makes it easy to stay motivated in her weight loss…she has a team of people to keep her off the craft services table…so her getting fat confusing to begin with…like starve yourself girl…it’s better for your career….not real excuse…

But I guess the question you are all asking….is “BUT WHAT ABOUT HER FAT TITS THAT GREW BACK AFTER BEING CHOPPED OFF – WHAT HAPPENS TO THEM” …only time will tell…friends…

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2018

Nov

Olivia Culpo See Through Dress of the Day

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Olivia Culpo’s at the CMAs…because she knows that she’s got NO business being at the CMAs, but that people are probably watching the CMAs, and with them watching the CMAs they’ll see her name, notice her, and maybe follow her on social media or elevate her as a brand name in influencing fashion, and it helps that she’s wearing a see through dress, looking slutty as fuck, really just trying to make some noise while dialing right into America..

Years ago, I know a girl who wanted to be a popstar, and I told her a very important fact that I guess Taylor Swift followed the lead on, because Taylor and I have a pyschic connection in case you didn’t know…and that is that Country music fans are fucking simple, loyal, and as long as you’re white, lifetime fans.

That’s not to say country is racist, or hick, or that these people are the only people still buying CDs, it’s just to say like their love for America, they love the people who sing them their songs, whether on the ranch, farm, or trailer park trailer home….

They still buy LeAnn Rimes music. They still support her after all she’s done…they are good people, simple people, American people…God loving and fearing people…and they represent 50 percent of the population. Get in with them, like you were TRUMP and you’ve got a career..

So CMAs are probably the most watched Award shows, not cuz Country fans don’t have internet, I see them all on Facebook leaving comments on shit, but they are so into their music, culture and scene…that they watch…and CULPO gets seen.

It’s not brilliant necessarily, but for a talentless Football player fucking instagram whore…it’s clever…

The see Through Dress helps make the most of it…but just being there makes me understand she’s serious about being seen.

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2018

Nov

Maitland Ward Big Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know if Maitland Ward is still making her 50,000 dollars a month, but I am going to assume that she is, because that’s how these subscription business models work, it’s how all the porn companies got so fucking rich in the late 90s and early 200s, it’s what made Jenna Jameson’s website worth 100,000,000 dollars…it’s simple…people don’t check their credit card bills, and don’t bother canceling monthly payments of 20 dollars or less….so if you rook them in with your tits once….it’s usually pretty easy to keep them there and to grow off that baseline now that you have money coming in….and it’s really nothing new or exciting, magazines were doing it for generations, your local newspaper the same…even GYMS…people pull the credit card out once and you’ve got them locked…

I do know that her second coming of Ginger has been a weird and disorganized journey probably designed and created by her husband who is a Cuck and likes seeing his wife get fucked and sucking cock that isn’t his when he films…he likes sharing her with the world….and they’ve basically become a modern version of a 40 year old couple in the early internet days, who held jobs but at night would do weird porn shoots to play out the fantasy.

So when Boy Meets World Topanga got some hybrid spinoff show, and media started talking Boy Meets World, Maitland and her tits and Husband went to work, producing terribly shot images, getting her in Cosplay, sending her to comicon, having her struggling with her monster tits, really all just driven by weird perversions….

Instead of having her do sex work when she was younger and hype, they have her doing it now as an older barely memorable…but it works…people like average looking girls, girl next door, interracting with someone who was on TV they used to watch…like how can a girl they never thought they’d meet be sending them personalized cunt pics…it’s crazy and exciting when you’re pathetic…so they just keep on spending the 15 dollars a month on her….

I would say it’s fascinating, but it’s really not, but I’m not gonna hate on Maitland for finding her second life, from people who play second life…I meanI respect the hustle, even if it’s dirty, slimy and fucking strange….

Some pics….ok…..

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2018

Nov

Bebe Rexha Got Them Titties on of the Day

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So here are some BEBE REXHA Albanian tits…because that’s what we all need to see…a chubby girl with som face injections in a push up bra…finally rocking the confidence in this fat world…to take on body positivity and empowerment in what looks like some middle ages corset….allowing us to see something many fat girls before her have relied on to exist….big cleavage….

She was a behind the scenes song writer, now a big pop act at 30…making the system work for her….because she knows the ins and outs and it’s time for her big thighs to shine…

Earlier today I saw a video of BEBE REXHA LINGERIE TIPS that INVOLVE HER FAT BODY POSITIVE ASS

She said, don’t get your girl no XXL panties, even if she’s a XXL cuz even when they fat they don’t like the reality of their fat…

Now I’ve been making fun of fat girls for as long as I can remember, when I should have probably been finding a way to connect with them and sell them product, they seem to buy into anything to improve themselves and figure out that they don’t need to listen to society and that they can be a “10” just how they are, they don’t need to be a “pretty for a big girl”….or a “you’ll never find a husband if you’re fat”….or feel like they can’t wear certain clothes cuz they are fat and it doesn’t come in their size…if though they shouldn’t….they can be more than a pretty face….and be a proud complete package..because it starts in her mind, in her head and with joining the fat movement of fat being ok…even if it’s not and leads to premature death.

I still prefer my popstars skinny, I just wish I found some aspirational thing to get money out of desperate fat girls prior to them accepting their fat and owning it…and actually succeeding in life on social media being that proud fat girl…in a “look how much i’ve eating all these years…this is what calorie surplus looks like on an ass”….or in BEBE’s case…tits.

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