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2018

Nov

stepLINK of the Day

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Support our troops, unless they shoot up a country bar…..which is nothing new, watch Full Metal Jacket where dude brags about all the Marines who are killers…

Sue Netflix for culturally appropriating WITCH CULTURE, instead of just casting a spell…fucking everyone, even witches like to go through the legal system these days…

Stan Lee is dead…that must make you nerd fucks sad…I hope you power through this….by watching all his fucking movies since that’s all Hollywood makes…

I have seen some of the lamest nerd tributes, dude was 95, get a fucking grip….

I guess I was never into comic books, and didn’t need them to tell me that an otherwise loser, could develop powers and become a hero, to inspire me….so I can’t relate…

I can only relate to Big Titty girls who get insecure and cover their tits when you come into their store cuz they now you stare at their tits…

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Miley Cyrus Loses her Whore House – has Great Insurance
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Cocktails Delivered by Drone
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Kat Dennings Real Fat Tits
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Aerosmith Guitar Player Collapses
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Kangaroos Invade Soccer Match
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Bruce Jenner’s House of Demons Burns to the Ground
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Dogs in Mid TreaT Panic
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Alicia Silverstone Thinks Her Kid Doesn’t Get Sick because he is Vegan
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Amazing Festival Goer Tweaking Out
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The Incredibles as 50 Shades of Grey
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Rat Cow Does a Booty Shake Cuz Se’s a Whore
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California University Encourages Parents To Let Kids Watch Porn
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Tallia Storm’s Cleavage
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How Fight Seens are Planned in Movies
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Gallery of Young and Busty Chicks!!
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People’s Choice Awards and the Sluts at the Event
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The VS SHow Round-Up
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Some Slut Named Olivia Jade
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Bebe Rexha Albanian Tits in France
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Ambrosio Model Legs
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Baby2Baby Gala and Amy Adams Tits
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Michelle Rodriguez Has Tits
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Zoe Kravitz Skinny with her Tits Out
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Everyone Has a TAlent….Unfortunately
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Deep Dildo-ing
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Throwback Pam Anderson Nudes
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Sex Move You Didn’t kNow Exists
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Ladies Room Cat Fight
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Husband Does a Very Bad THing
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A Bunch of Fake Asses Shaking
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Vintage Lucy Pinder TITTIES
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Threee Naked Bitches Spreading Legs
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Big Tits and a Dildo
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Breakfast Gets Interrupted
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The Fall of Some Porn Chick – Evolution Video
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Squirt Queen
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Naked Girl Shows off her “Camera”
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Amazing Big Titty Drop
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Girl Loses her Mind Tits Out in an UBER
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2018

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger Wet Bikini of the Day

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Pussy cat doll Nicole Scherzinger is still at the whole half naked shit…..because what the fuck else is a drag queen supposed to do in her near retirement other than starr a stage show and change her name to some drag queen shit like Miss Carriage or Jean Bidet Ramsey….or post naked or slutty content on her social media to stay relevant cuz tits get hits even when those tits are Trans like Bruce Jenner and his 21 year old Trans girlfriend who he rubs artificial cut off dick folded into pussy weirdest scissoring ever shit…

What I am trying to say is Nicole Scherzinger is pretty hard faced and dude-like….even when half naked with her fake tits on.

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2018

Nov

Jessica Alba Mom TIts of the Day

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Are Jessica Alba’s mom of three tits still exciting to you now that she’s old as fuck?

I think the only compelling or interesting thing about her, is that she got involved in a brand that became worth billions of dollars, thanks to a team she was part of….not because she’s smart but because she used her celebrity of being a terrible actress, but a hot terrible actress to her advantage…it’s always annoying to see celebrities, like a Lohan, who was the biggest name for the longest time, unable to leverage that name to cash the fuck in cuz her head is up her ass. Instagram sluts are getting rich of bikini brands and fucking cosmetic brands…there are a lot of people with credit cards out there who are easily manipulated into giving their credit card because they are being told to by some celeb name they recognize from some shitty movie…

I guess the other compelling thing about her is her tits….that she has out…but she’s old as fuck…and I appreciate the whole concept of new pussy, especially when it comes to what I am looking at on the internet, cuz who needs old tired shit we’ve already seen enough of…who has her pussy banged the fuck out from a life in Hollywood and kids….breeder 1/2 Mexican scammers…you know…

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2018

Nov

Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day

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How about a caption this contest that no one will participate because I am here alone…

It’d be a good pic to have you all write your silly little captions too…you know like were were in the late 90s when caption this contests were a thing….

You could say something like “Looks like Heidi and Seal back together and they’ve released a sex tape”…

Or maybe “Heidi Klum, the Victoria’s Secret model sucking on a cow’s tit until it squirts in her face….”

Or some “fresh from the source..Heidi demonstrate her recipe to stay young…looking as good as she does at 56 isn’t actually some Hitler Eugenics…but rather direct from the TEET milk…as seen on GOOP”…..

I don’t fucking know, but I know seeing any white substance on some titty models face squirting at her like a german fetish porn….is great entertainment….it’s just too bad it’s not being squirt on her tits.

I don’t do captions.

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2018

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez is Hot of the Day

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If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you will find some Mexican Actress who is in America thanks to being rich, or being connected thanks to her Mexican career….you know jumping the wall and living in America Illegally, stealing your jobs as an Actress, rather than doing the jobs you don’t want to do like chambermaid at the hotel, cuz she’s rich and above that…you see there are rich people in Mexico and not just the drug cartels…and those rich people can hire lawyers and get USA visas to live and work….legally….

If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you’ll see all the fucking plastic surgery she’s got to rebuild herself like all these plastic whores are doing…and for some reason…she got real good work done and doesn’t look like a muppet Kardashian…which may be why people go to Mexico for that Discount surgery shit….you know those butt implants in back alleys getting Staph Infection erotica…cuz you know how fucking desperate these idiots are to be hot…that they are willing to do that to themselves…it is hilarious….

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2018

Nov

Ana De Armas See Through of the Day

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Ana De Armas is some Cuban Actress who has escaped Cuba or in exile due to escaping the communist regime, or maybe she was hot enough to get married to a Foreigner who was there on vacation, something we see a lot of in Canada, because Cuba was the resort destination for poor white people the entire time the USA was blocking Cuba out….keeping the whores cheap….

So for 40 years, we’ve had hot Cuban chicks like we were Florida roll through and set up shop here, but more interestingly, I’ve known so many perverts who would go down to Cuba for months at a time to fuck these hot young things…because they are sex workers looking for some extra money…and what better way to get paid than 20 dollar blowjobs…you can make more than a month’s wages with one load on your face….

Unfortunately Ana De Armas, from the new (now old) Blade Runner, moved to Spain, married a Spanish actor, never had to go back to Cuba thanks to that Spanish Passport, and is now in America doing that Penelope Cruz Spanish in Hollywood dreams…working for that Oscar like only a good communist work camp survivor can do….

But it is safe to saw the more famous she gets, the richer she gets, the more she’ll forget her roots…it happens to everyone who gets successful…the struggle becomes nothing more than some story they can pull into the press release by their publicist….rather than a possibility for her to run back to… when it all fails.

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2018

Nov

Nicole Murphy Got Them Angry Tits On of the Day

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Nicole Murphy who may be Halle Berry because they look the same…not in an all black people look the same…I’m not Hilary Clinton here…but in a short hair, busty, light skin black girl…with white moms who like black men to cum up onside them only to be raised by their white moms because obviously…the black dad has dozens of other kids to ignore…which I guess could be a racist thing to say….I mean maybe I shouldn’t mass generalize knocking up white women…then ditching the white girls even though it happened to both Nicole Murphy and Halle Berry…fascinating investigative journalism here.

She’s got some big fucking tits, on her old lady body, that I guess she bought with her Eddie Murphy divorce settlement or child support payments…because she was with him from the age of 20 in 1988 til 2004 and they have 5 kids together…5 kids that got to suck these titties…

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2018

Nov

Jourdan Dunn Nipples in Mesh of the Day

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If these are Jourdan Dunn’s nipples…I wonder how she had a career as a model…they look fucking huge and saucer like….

I fucking hope these are PASTIES…but why would she choose the blackest fucking pasties to trick us into thinking we are looking at her nips when really it’s a rubber nipple cover…

Whatever the fuck is going on here is just fucking weird, especially in this era of nipples everywhere, just show your fucking nipples, it’s socially acceptable…no need for rubber nipple covers…unless these are her real nipples…in which case…fucking weirdness you’ll probably jack off to because I am assuming you people are that fucking horny.

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2018

Nov

Nina Agdal Fishnet Erotica of the Day

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Nina Agdal is probably not as Downs Syndrome as I always say she is. You know she’s probably not missing a chromosome or has an extra chromosome, I don’t remember what makes a person Downs Syndrome, I didn’t got to Med School despite what I tell girls at bars in need of a gynecological exam…you know cuz it’s a long wait through they system, why wait it out when you can just hit the bathroom with me….

Nina Agdal is a bitch though, she’s got a shitty attitude and thinks she’s more important than she is, so I was glad when her attempt to get Leo to knock her up….that failed so logically she’s being cycled through other rich kids…like Christie Brinkley’s son who understands the SI SWIM model life….you know typical social climbing money grubbing whores….

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2018

Nov

Olivia Culpo Nipple Pop of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is out there with her tits out, because I guess that’s what you do when your second NFL boyfriend is caught cheating on your instagram model ass, you know a position that should be mocked and ridiculed by the general public for being that shameless attention seeker, you know the type, you probably went to high school with the type, the not so hot girl who thought she was hot and as a consequence became an over achiever…

This crabber from Maryland, is out there getting crabs, if crabs are still a thing, now that people massacre their bush thanks to fitting into trends…has made it pretty far from constantly dating up. She gets paid now….and invited places to pull her tit out…a tit you can pretty much see nipple on….NIPPLE ON…at least I think that’s nipple…

Empowering.

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