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2023

07

Nov

Chick Fight of the Day

I don’t know the context of this fight, but I like that it’s a group of non fat white girls that look like they could be instagram models in their latest SKIMS products or ALO Yoga products that they bought to look like every other bitch out there.

There’s already been 2 million views on at least one posting of the video on the social media machine, so you know I’m on the cusp of all things viral on the internet, this is FINGER on the PULSE, which I’d rather be finger inside these angry and feisty bitches…cuz you know that passion is a better whilst performing a finger fuck…since everything is better whilst mid-finger fuck…..it’s so warm and inviting in there.

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2023

07

Nov

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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It’s cold. It’s dark. It’s miserable.

As we climb over crackheads in our northern urban setting….we have to remember that somewhere out there is a tropical climate filled with bitches in bikinis who we’re not staring at because of our life choices…which can either inspire us to make changes and leave our comfort zone as we chase the fucking ALOHA life…ENDLESS SUMMER SURF BRO shit…or we can just accept our fate and stare at all the bikinis on the internet to distract us from actually living, since it’s easier to get our bikini creeping through pics and videos on a computer or phone screen…

I mean what do you expect, to put actual effort into living your best life, what are you, some kind of over achiever…

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2023

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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My seed may not be the fountain of youth, you know the stem cells needed by the women of the world to keep their faces looking youthful and fresh. My seed is probably the kind of thing that is toxic and causes burns or rashes, because I’m not the healthiest and likely have AIDS…..

But that doesn’t stop me from standing outside the medi-spa telling every leathery old lady trying to stay young, and every young girl trying to be a Kardashian that my seed, even on no nut november is the fountain of youth, the answer to young, tight, hot, glowing skin….because that’s how MARKETING and SALES work…you sell the dream, jerk off on the faces and move on with my product and service.

Yes, I am launching an online course in business one day….stay tuned…I got all the answers…ALWAYS BE COOMING….

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Katie Sigmond Takes the Wheel!
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KEEP CALM AND STAY WITH THE WINNER
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Brody Jenner’s Surf Momma Tia Blanco Rips in a Thong Bikini!
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MENTAL MONDAYS
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20 of the most scary fails caught on camera
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Iggy Azalea’s Almost Nip Slip!
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Woman gets attacked by a rabid fox
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The REAL Avengers
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Caylee Cowan Wearing Sexy Lingerie to a Party!
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7 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Slavery
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Mark Wahlberg Hits the Road in “The Family Plan”!
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Bebe Rexha’s Sultry Swimsuit Shoot – Exquisite Boobs and a Showstopping Ass!
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Halle Berry selling Malibu Paradise home
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Brooks Nader at Olivia Culpo’s Bachelorette Company!
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35 PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Some of the worst English spoken by people
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Times when carjacking victims fought back
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20 Hot And Wet Girls
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Compilation of animals fighting back against humans
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Heidi Klum’s Topless Tanning Moment!
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Bebe Rexha Soaks Up the Sun In Singapore!
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INSTAGRAM OF THE DAY: MORGANKETZNER
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Spectacular Boobs and Bikini Bliss: Demi Rose Mawby’s Captivating Photos
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20 Cool History Pics of People, Places, and Things
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Jennifer Love Hewitt in a bikini
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She Really Doesn’t Give A Fuck
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People failing horribly at their jobs
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Man pretends to be crazy at a sea beach
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Olivia Culpo’s Bikini Clad Bachelorette!
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Compilation of the dumbest criminals in existence
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Jackets to Get You Ready for Fall!
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Devon Windsor Slight See Through at the Fashion Media Awards!
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The 10 Deadliest Rituals from Religious History
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Jenna Dewan Stays in Bed!
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How this man makes very realistic fake food
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How huge navy ships drop huge aircraft carrier anchors at full speed
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Man dressed up as a country man beatboxes
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20 Sexy Girls In Shorts
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10 really cool tricks to try with balloons
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Sleeping pig wakes up from its own fart
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Katy Perry – Performing at her final residency show in Las Vegas
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Rose Park (Blackpink) – LACMA Art+Film Gala in Los Angeles
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Salma Hayek – LACMA Art+Film Gala in Los Angeles
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Michelle Trachtenberg – 15 Years of Siriano Party in Los Angeles
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Krysten Ritter – 15 Years of Siriano Party in Los Angeles
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Victoria Beckham – Vogue (France)
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Taylor Swift, Sophie Turner, Cara Delevingne, Gigi Hadid & Selena Gomez in NY
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Sheryl Crow – Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony in New York
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Samara Weaving – LACMA Art+Film Gala in Los Angeles
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Rachel Zegler – The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes
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AMATEUR FLESH: ALISSA
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Amazing Hottie (GIF)
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Leila Depina See Through at the Venice International Film Festival!
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BABY GOT BACK
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Busty Mom Fucked On Date – Kelly Madison
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WettMelons Topless Selfies!
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Mom’s a Keeper
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She had no idea why he told her to open her mouth, but she didn’t regret it
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Golf Cart Fucking
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Corina Ungureanu – Romanian gymnast fully nude
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Linsey Dawn McKenzie Red Lips
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Hypnotic Booty Jiggle in Slow Motion!
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Mia Sweetheart Soft Curves XL Girls
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The Caught Compilation #20
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Britney Spears … without underwear!
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Hot Mixxx
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Rachel Pizzolato Pussy Slip at a Magazine Launch!
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THE EROTICISM OF ILONA SHEVCHYSHYNA
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Danielle Maye’s Perfect Reflections!
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Dora Madison Burge nude and leaked
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Shy girl turns into a complete anal whore after taking off her mask
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Sucking his huge dick and playing with the cum!
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Drinking Her Own Milk (GIF)
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Thighs of Steel
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BITCHES BE CRAZY: VOLUME 76
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Juicy Booty
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Alexya Is Miss Body Beautfiul Scoreland
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I Like This Workout (GF)
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Sofi Vega’s Morning Routine!
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Two famous Influencers… receive their pizza!
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Alexya Is Miss Body Beautiful
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Clara Guziewicz naked in Desir Pastel (2018 short)
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World Class View With Martina Mink!
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Almost Caught, Almost Cared
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Sydney Sweeney in 2 leaked uncensored videos
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Dildo Rider on a See Through Chair!
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2023

06

Nov

Denise Richards Botched Tits in Bed of the Day

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Halloween may be over, but Denise Richards as an exclusive content creator is pretty terrifying…..especially when she busts out that spooky looking, undead, zombie themed tit….

The sick thing about it, is that to some of her fans, still jerking off to their Wild Things VHS, seeing her in action is what they’ve been waiting for through her breeding with Charlie Sheen, exposed to some real whores, not the celebrity kind, leading her into reality TV, and other paid gigs, only to land here.

It’s weird…but not nearly as weird as her tit, that’s for some reason not too weird that it makes her insecure, so instead she jumps into the weirdness of cash grabs!

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2023

06

Nov

Milf Monday of the Day

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I didn’t have a MILF fetish when I was young, mom’s in the era were rarely hot or slutty, at least not with me…fucking the fat unshowered poor kid no one liked was not really living out their fantasy of banging a high school student….so I just never fell into the mom fetish thing, even when I’d meet hot moms, I’d just imagine the freakishness of child birth destroying their vaginas….

I grew out of that a long time ago, because the miracle of birth is real and the purpose of life so breeding women is hot to me, but that didn’t give me a MILF fetish….it jujst made me like trad women who breed over the Sex and the City inspired women to focus on career and being empty degenerates into their 50s, only to die alone without fulfilling their purpose, because they were drawn into living a Gay Man’s life, rather than a trad life…

Thanks to aging out, we all reach the age where MILF turn into Grannies and then Great Grannies, so the women who were once hot are now old, and the MILFs are actually far younger than the literal GREAT GRANNIES who are our age….so child or not, being irresponsible mothers or not…they’re not as bad as they could be.

SO here are some MILFs…

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2023

06

Nov

J.Lo Honors her Overlord and Drinks Blood of the Day

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I just did a post on Kate Beckinsale’s costume, saying that Halloween is everyday so the fact that it is last week’s news is irrelevant since it’s everyday.

I accidentally came across J.Lo dressed like a devil, drinking blood, which to the fundamental Christians out there, they now have fuel tot he “Hollywood is run by Satanists” conspiracy and the “they drink blood and baby juice to stay young after the whole selling their souls to the devil in exchange for all their good times, success and importance”…you know since they use the whole symbolism in all they do to let each other know and to honor their overlord…

J.Lo’s just gone a little more literal with it…and her nipples are hard so people pay attention to her tribute…making it more interesting!

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2023

06

Nov

Halloween’s Not Dead and Either is Kate Beckinsale of the Day

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Halloween may have happened a week ago, but I figure in this world of everyone wearing a costume to properly execute their digital life through their digital avatar, Halloween is every fucking day and it’s far more slutty than the actual Halloween….

So today, we bring you one of last week’s costumes that you’ll probably want to jack off to because it’s Kate Beckinsale and she’s been hot and consistent for her nerd fans for over 20 years at this point.

She’s 50, doesn’t look 50, whether that’s through witchcraft, dracula shit, or just eating abortions, which is why the elite love abortions, they can never get enough abortion to juice in their expensive cold press juicers to find them their youth.

She’s got what could be sheer panties on, I don’t really see a dried up vagina that a lot of younger people have run through, and clearly Pete Davidson’s HIV status didn’t take her out because she’s still living…not dead….or even dying…because her aging is so slow on the outside, let’s hope it’s equally slow on the inside….rather than being some corpse pussy dustiness.

Her costume was Jane Fonda.

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2023

06

Nov

Dua Lipa Pantyhose of the Day

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Here’s Dua Lip in a pair of pantyhose with her panties on the outside, which I guess is for fashion, or maybe she’s heading to an aerobics class or a ballet recital, I don’t fucking know, I just feel like panties and pantyhose shouldn’t intermingle, you know keep; them segregated, back of the bus style….because the pantyhose does the work of the panty, with a little more breathability, allowing the drip to hit the floor….so pick one you needly, demanding “Give me everything cuz I can’t choose” gluttonous fuck at the all you can eat buffet, just the undergarment buffet….which is coincidentally where I’d like to have lunch.

The important thing to note in this picture is less about the panty over the pantyhose freakishness, but rather the pose she’s in, foot behind arm, leg spread for potential entry if you have a pair of scissors to get through the fucking layers like she’s a fucking tootsie pop….

I know, I’m back.

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2023

06

Nov

Noah Cyrus Probably Pregnant of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is the chubby sister to the super famous Miley, who we can assume feels inadequate, even if she pretends she doesn’t care that her sister is super famous, since she grew up around her being super famous. her entire life, it’s all she knows.

We’ll assume her attempt to stand out as her own talent, since girl can actually sing, comes with low level showing off of her tits.

She’s also seemingly totally reworked her face, because you know she got abuse being Miley’s sister, the internet is a mean place, especially all the angries on social media ready to follow her only to drag her down, not realizing she probably already hates herself for not being Miley in the family….even though her only existence is from Miley. They never see it that way.

Well, she put on a sheer dress where you can see her large panties pulled up to her tits, and more importantly you can see her tits, shit stain areolas and all….

She looks a little like a spooky nerd or goth bitch practices taxidermy on the neighborhood cats when not practicing witch craft in her spare time and so do her insane tatoos….all while looking like a bit of a stripper with a high concept dance about to drop based on that long ass hair designed to cover her gut but failing. Not all designs are effective.

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2023

06

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The nurse fetish has clearly always been a thing, and not just for doctors who are bored at work while their wives are at home spending their money, leaving them to fantasize and oftentimes follow-through on the hot co-worker they get to assert their dominance over because they are the doctors. You know, in that position of power….

There has been costumes, fetish gear and roleplaying around getting to the hospital and having a romp with the women tending to your needs….to save your life, to check your temperature via your asshole, to remove the large object you got stuck in your asshole, hence you being there in the first place…..you get what I mean…

I don’t really see the hotness with nurses, I mean I will when I am on my deathbed waiting and the pretty young thing is forced to tend to me, but as someone who avoids all that, they can keep their germs to themselves…

The good news is that the healthcare heroes aren’t being celebrated for just going to work for their high paid jobs, but rather for getting naked on the internet and selling those nudes. I dig it this evolution in women’s work.

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Posted in:NURSES