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2018

02

Nov

Liz Hurley Bikini Ninja of the Day

Liz Hurley may be 100 fucking years old, like the guy I just got stuck in a public bathroom with, who had a cane and really terrible fucking gas, because like me, he is rotting on the inside, only he’s more advanced in his rotting, because he’s 100 fucking years old…and I’m not quite there yet…but I could have accidentally inhaled some of the poo particles from whatever he was doing in that stall while I pissed and I could end up with whatever he had…public bathrooms…you know how they are….because you sneak in them and lick the seats…you sick fuck….

ONLY….Liz Hurley, despite being 100 years old has maintained her looks, she’s vain…and with that has also produced and continues to produce bikini / bathing suit content like it’s her job…cuz it pretty much is. What else is a sugar baby from yester-year to do.

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2018

02

Nov

Sahara Ray Gone Nude Wild on Social Media Q&A of the Day

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Sahara Ray is a forgotten instagram model who was early to the instagram game…doing instagram style shoots even before instagram officially hit with photographers that used to do shoots with a similar vibe to an IG filter…because instagram didn’t event the hipster piss tone…photographers trying to recreate film with photoshop did…heroes…

That said her big, probably fake, beachy surf tits have been exposed numerous times, they are huge…and with that came success, brand deals the typical instagram shit when people were hyped on her…

With instagram, you retain all your followers, you don’t lose followers, so you an still feel relelvant even when you’re not…and when you’re the kind of girl getting naked for attention…you’ll still get naked for attention like that RAT COW bitch…

Point being, she did a Q&A and she showed off her tits, because that’s what cam girls who never official cam girled do to get noticed…it’s like higher end with better social acceptance that straight up sex work…

And why analyze a girl showing tits…tits that are too hard to make out even though they are bigger than your head…bitch needs a light kit or some shit for these selfies…

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2018

02

Nov

Kim K Bikini of the Day

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Am I actually posting pics of this porn chick Kim Kardashian, the grossest human being to walk the fucking earth…who was equally gross when she was getting fucked raw by Ray J while her mom filmed to launch the family career the classy rich way….

Her dad OJs lawyer and friend, who may or may not have fucked Nicole Brown in the orgy they all participated in when Kris got pregnant with Khloe….you know OJ the original white man’s black man….before teaching his bitch a lesson like he was in some Brazilian gang….

Here she is at 40 looking like a fucking muppet, the human version, cashing in with her near dead photographer…before he near died….in a car accident in a car he bought with his Kardashian money…because he got to spend his last day doing this…because dreams come true on Instagram…and working for Kim K was probably the biggest thing that could happen to him – which is really a sign of all that is wrong in America…

In what may have been an evil Kardashian plot to add to their evil storyline that is all media manipulation for you suckers to fall into…whilst looking like a fucking muppet..with muppet tits…and a muppet face and muppet ass

Fuck these garbage people. They are the biggest threat on AMERICA…

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2018

02

Nov

Katie Holmes Belly Button Penis of the Day

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Katie Holmes has finally revealed where TOM CRUISE used to fuck her, when he replaced the original Dawson’s Creek Katie Holmes with the Robot Katie Holmes for Scientology…and it’s fucking terrifying.

They will say that this is from birthing her 32 year old daughter SURI the alien….

But I know it’s what Tom used to stick his dick in to make SURI.

PORT DOCKING….SPACE SHIT…SCIENCE!

That’s all I have to say about that…

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2018

02

Nov

Butt Implants of the Day and other Videos of the Day

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Hard to See But Woman Knocks Out Bouncer for Thinking he Grabbed Her Butt when He Diedn

Police Chase of the Day

Bird Takes Out Two Motorbike Riders

Home Invader Shot

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2018

02

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I just woke up passed noon on a weekday – which is a reminder that despite sucking at life, I can still be a far lazier fuck than you with no consequences and that is a nice thing, especially with sleep apnea, diabetes and no job…

I call this living the best life…

Here are some morning links…while I fear my actual hangover dump due to hemorrhoids that could be Anal cancer from that time I fucked / jerked off to a pic of Farrah Fawcett…

Because you know if Karma is a real thing….all that making fun of her for her Anal cancer would be exactly the type of cancer I get…

Here are some morning links in the Morning…

Heather Locklear Being Sued…
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Brady Bunch House Reunion by HGTV at the expense of Lance Bass…and his dream investment
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Worst FETISH EVER
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High Rise Rope Dancing – CRAZY SLUT
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Mike Tyson Making a Comedy about Weed Farming
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Skinny Bouncy Busty Titty Drop
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Rat Cow and her new Face in Costume
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Giant Spool Falls Off Truck
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World’s Largest Statue NOW OPEN and it’s not of Kanye or TRUMP or Kim K’s Fat Ass…
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Weird Marriage of the Day
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Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
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Make her Squirt every time with High End Sex Toys!!! Discount stepzalo10
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2018

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty slow on the stepLINKS…I was eating dinner instead of doing stepLINKS…because I am fat…but I still got a life you know…I can’t be a slave chained to a computer writing shit no one reads..I can’t be the stepfather NO ONE listens to or gives Father’s day cards to…

That said, sexual assault is reading all the comments on reddit and instagram by guys about getting hard or jerking off…I have no interest in reading that…..and always hated my friends and acquaintances who talked to me about jacking off….keep it to your damn self you queer…

I hate you all…

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Halloween House Ever
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Woman Takes herself Out in her Fitness Gear
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Sofia Richie – Animal Print Thong
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Most Insane Restaurant Ever
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Ireland Baldwin Pussy Flash
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Neil Young Confirms Marriage to Darryl Hannah…
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Game Of Thrones Titties
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Schoolgirl GIF of the Day
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Julianne Hough Gets Work
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21 Foot Low Rider Truck
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Kardashian Said RETARDED ON TV….CANCEL THEM
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Farrah Abraham Vagina Yoga
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Halloween Brings Out Best in Girls…
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Cat Butt Crack Pumpkin!
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Google Staff is Mad over MeToo Movement…
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A Bunch of Random Pics
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Seagull Knocks on Front Door
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Asian Shopkeeper VS Robber
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Dumb Bitch on a Train
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Braless in a Black Dress
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Man Swimming After Boat
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Crocs by Post Malone….
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Girl Playing with Gun Accidentally Shoots Guy in Head
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Chris PRatt and Anna Farris and Their New Lovers All Trick Or Treat Together
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Get Yourself High with this Vape Pen
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Make her Squirt every time with High End Sex Toys!!! Discount stepzalo10
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From the Forum

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Kim K – Disgusting Bikini
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Comfort Clinton – Her Name is Actually Comfort…
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Lana Del Rey Performing…
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Frenchy Morgan – AMazing Bikini
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Harley Quinn Smith – Kevin Smith’s Daughter Got Tits
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Dree Hemingway – Cancer Head
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Robin Wright Penn – OLD HARD FACE
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Lee Ann Rimes in Jeans
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Tika Sumpter Some Chick Doing Boring Shit
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Frances Bean Cobain in LA
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From stepSMUT!!

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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Pumpkin Handjob
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Hot Amateur Slut
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Make her Squirt every time for – Discount stepzalo10
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BUSTED PUBLIC JERK OFF…
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Classic Underwater Felation
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THe Craziest MIT Ever…You Know what this is about
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Violet Myers Big TIts
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Fuck Yourself with this Male Masturbator
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TITTY DROP
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Spring Break Chicks
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MONSTER TITS
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Elena Chick Stripping Out of her Plaid Skirt…
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Busty Paige is Pretty Busty
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Olied Up Andie Valentino is Greasy and AMazing
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Panty Flash in Public – to Pussy Spread
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This Pale Girl and her Pink Nips are Great
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Come talk to SLUTS CUZ I got a 25% discount for You – use IAMSPECIAL code
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2018

01

Nov

Slutty Halloween Roundup of the Day

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It was Halloween…and everyone in the world, not just celebs were so excited to wear a dozen fucking costumes in a three day period….

I have already done THIS POST and THIS POST about the topic…because I am such a great investigative journalist who covers all the important things in the world….like what sluts dressed like sluts and some not dressed as sluts decide to dress up as….few are original or inspiring…most are played out and obvious but I have no expectations out of these people as they are all the worst…I just look at their tits…and or IRELAND BALDWIN’s PUSSY

Here are some more costumes…..

Anastasia Ashley as Surf Barbie…

Ashley Graham as J.Lo if J.Lo Ate Ashley Graham.

Coco as a Ninja..

Elizabeth Hurley as the Pussy Print Ninja

Em RatCow Panty Flash Raquel Welch

Fergie as the Pink Power Ranger, wasn’t that the one that was a dude?

Halsey as Jennifer’s Body??

Eugenics Heidi Klum as Shrek’s Wife

Jaime King as Beyonce..

Josephine Skriver Purging..

These idiots as Victoria’s Secret Angels..

The Kardashians as Victorias Secret Angels Halloween

Padma Lashki as Brown Swan..

Rihanna as a Skeleton
$Rihanna Slutty Skeleton for Halloween$

$Rihanna Slutty Skeleton for Halloween$

$Rihanna Slutty Skeleton for Halloween$

Rita Ora as a Hooker with her Nipples Out

Sophie Turner as Morticia Addams

Some girl as RuPaul

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Posted in:Halloween

2018

01

Nov

Bebe Rexha Nipples Wet and See Through of the Day

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Bebe Rexha, who I call fat, because I am a cyber bully, is some 29 year old recent pop star that I only heard of this year, because I guess she got some mainstream success….

I didn’t realize she was so old, but as it turns out she was a songwriter….and she’s Albanian like Dua Lipa…the other new starlet taking over…because I guess ALbanians know shitty pop music…

She has co-wrote a bunch of songs for a bunch of people….from EDM to Selena Gomez, to the Jonas Brothers, to EMINEM….and as it turns out, she was a singer for a Pete Wentz band back when Fall Out Boy had every dude dressed like an EMO scene kid queer…and I guess that just evolved….in 2010…before she was the BEBE REXHA who isn’t ANNA REXHA…based on her tits alone…now 8 years later…she’s in a hot tub…rich, famous and living her best life…while we try to make sense of her bikini top and whether we’re seeing a nipple or a McNugget she was pigging out on earlier, that she’s stiffed in her top and that she’s saving for later in case her blood sugar drops…fat people.

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2018

01

Nov

Emma Roberts Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Emma Roberts is my favorite celebrity girl who has what I assume are some serious Daddy issues….because I want to believe that she’s got daddy issues…but I remember that everyone has daddy issues in one way or another..which is weird because I am sure there are some great dads out there…who still have daughters half naked on the internet…because daddy issues, and really all issues are relatively, in that even if your dad’s not a complete loser fuck up, you think he is so that you can post memes about being a sad, disgruntled, anxiety ridden millennial…whilst posing half naked…

Emma Roberts is not half naked, but she’s got her titties out, which is a new look for her, one I support and encourage because tits, on skinny girls are wonderful.

I don’t know why I am a fan of Emma Roberts…but I think she’s one of the celebrity kids who doesn’t make me hate her by default for being born into a connected family, building a career from being in that connected family….but that could jsut be her tits distracting my anger and jealousy…

I think I like her enough to make this site dedicated to Emma Roberts…an Emma Roberts fan site…cuz every girl with a deadbeat dad needs a drunkenstepfather…

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