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Heather Graham’s Old Flat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Em Rata Gets Called Out for Being a Titty Whore of the Day

Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2018

Oct

Nick Minaj – Titty Play – of the Day

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The nice thing about the state of the world being so porned up and porno influenced – is that everyday idiots who you know are sluts, get to be the sluts they want to be. They get to produce their own clickbait being sluts….in this case grabbing their tits…because it is socially accepted and normal…it’s nothing they feel shame about…clickbait is real and it’s everywhere…and we all support it…

So Nicki Minaj Titty play on mute features her big Kardashian looking tits, which is the direction she has taken her career, especially after rebranding herself with big fake tits and a big fake ass as some sex symbor….instead of just being the fat black clown she started out as when they found her in acting school…

And we get to watch a girl play with her tits in a selfie video, that 10 years ago would have been left in her PHOTOBOOTH folder on her macbook computer…but now…we all get in on

I am just mad that it hasn’t really become full porno on instagram…I still haven’t seen a famous person rub one out like you were her Seeking Arrangements match paying her to rub one out…but it will happen…the next Kardashian Sex tape is probably already in the works being brokered with Zuckerberg that pervert….

Which reminds me…all these killings are so fucking distorted, going after a 97 year old granny cuz you hate Jewish people for whatever reason…while the Kardashians walk freely with their pile of money..and are ACTUALLY out there ruining the world…what the fuck America..am I the only one who thinks some people are worthy of being targeted by homeland psychos…and they all live and work in Hollywood…

Leave the normals just living our shitty lives the fuck alone…and go after the real evil….

Either way, tits from a weird angle…on a celeb…you like that.

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2018

Oct

Delilah Belle Hamlin Pussy Slip for Halloween of the Day

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Delilah Belle Hamlin is Lisa Rina’s slutty daughter – who is obviously being encouraged by her mother – resources being thrown at her to help her build up her audience and become an influencer. When you’re a low level Soap Opera level actress, you are the right level of vapid cunt to pass on that behavior to your kids. Plus this is how Hollywood kids live and work and make a name for themselves…social media..it would be doing their daughter a disservice if you were to get her an education…and not encourage her to be always half naked because half naked gets attention and therefore has become mainstream and respectable…leave your house..nipples are everywhere…

So this is how social media works, half naked, so people don’t have to actually work….makes sense to me…it’s far better than when other things went mainstream…like the Gap Khakis….or Blink 182…and Skateboarding…which works for me –

When the mainstream goes down this dark and lonely road of being half naked…we are all lucky and can celebrate…

That said, this is hardly a pussy slip, but more of a frontal wedgie, cameltoe, vedgie…for the vegans…who are as mainstream as the naked girls on social media…be naked and be vegan….it’s the internet…and it’s young vaginas in outfits you’d like to buy after she wore it for a night of dancing.

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2018

Oct

Charlotte McKinney Pussy Slip for Halloween of the Day

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Your girl Charlotte McKinney, the one with the great big tits that were on Dancing With the Stars before ever being a Star, but polarizing her instagram following, that was based on her great big tits, to be seen as a social media star…leading to a career of her own from that modest beginning of just being a rich girl from florida with massive tits.

That said, she went out for Halloween as Roller Girl, a great costume for any of us who liked Boogie Nights, and really liked Heather Graham in Boogie Nights….and remember all of that amazing Bush…and tits that happened in that movie…it was almost a game changer…

Well, like Boogie Nights, a lot of excess hair happened in Charlotte McKinney’s outfit….this time on Charlotte McKinney’s drunken asshole…that you can see because her thong she’s liberally showing everyone…a thong not wide enough to cover her asshole…in what I guess makes this an asshole slip not a pussy slip and it is wonderful.

This is what Halloween is about.

Charlotte McKinney Pussy Flash Halloween

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2018

Oct

Nina Agdal Dog Face Underboob of the Day

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I just googled Nina Agdal because I assumed she was 40 years old, she’s been around for a long time, but maybe I am just distorted on timelines because I don’t have a real grasp of days, years or months..they all sort of blend into each other especially when it comes to tracking some bikini model, who I felt even at the height of her bikini model fame, was not worthy of being a bikini model.

The internet has the effect on people, where that we can step aside from actual status in society, or influence in society, and can feel empowered from our couches to be the opinionated assholes that we are…

So someone like Nina Agdal, didn’t meet my standards, because I felt she looked like she had downs syndrome, allowing me to quietly protest her from my basement apartment and obesity…all thanks to her forehead size.

When she moved from SI Swimsuit to date Leo DiCaprio as his public girlfriend, I assumed she just had dirt on him, because he could do better…but maybe he was into her for a minute, due to his homosexuality, he needs SI and Victoria’s Secret to pick out girls for him to pretend to fuck…it was her second peak, like she was a chain of mountains..with more than one peak..but unlike Irina Shayk, her sex working failed hard and she didn’t get knocked up like Irina did…forcing her back to this model life..bikini model life…in an era filled with way hotter bikini models that are younger…

Anyway, all this to say she’s only 26…which I have a very hard time believing…
I am sure she was 30 a few years ago…maybe someone’s out there changing her WIKIPEDIA page to suit her need to work a few more years due to stupid decisions she’s made.

I guess this is her “working”.

Nina Agdal Pussy Print Red Swimsuit Photoshoot

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2018

Oct

Jordyn Jones Bikini Covered in Mud of the Day

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Jordyn Jones is a young slut from the internet. She may have mainstream coverage, maybe her mom January Jones and dad Tom Jones put some money behind her Youtube Channel…or hooked her up with meetings with old timers trying to connect with the youth to star in the shitty content they produce. I don’t really know the answer, I just know she exists…is a child dancer…and perverts like her.

She is what I guess is the new generation, you know Cheesy looking, like modern day Disney Kid without the Disney co-sign, even if this one may have the co-sign, I don’t know….I just know they put out cheesy looking instagram content that is all pretty slutty, soft sell slutty, because no one wants to admit they are a full slut, unless they have a Feminist agenda they learned about watching a Youtube Tutorial on women’s study…you know a vague concept of what Feminism is…but at least it comes with slutty.

So everything this generation does is in bikini…and I like bikini and the older I get the more I appreciate anything young in a bikini so long as it is not fat…I do remember a time when I was more discriminatory about bikinis, I’d be like that hot chick is so fucking lame in all that she does I can see through her bullshit and want nothing to do with that…or that chick isn’t as hot as she thinks she is – even in her bikini FUCK HER…

But the older I get, the more disconnected from what is cool and what isn’t cool I get, the more I can appreciate just staring at a half naked body, despite her music being pure fucking junk…because her and everyone else is just low grade clickbait you want to buy the panties of off Craigslist…you sick fuck.

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2018

Oct

Jennifer Lopez Instagram Thot in a Bikini of the Day

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The nice thing about watching women age on social media, even women who jack up their faces with shit to stay younger, who spend their days in the gym to stay fit, who have hired the best fitness and diet team to keep her hot, because she’s just that vain, vapid and narcissistic, that instead of throwing in the towel and saying “I am ready to cut the losses, detach from the celebrity, chill out on all the money in all my houses”….but instead screams “they still like me, they still throw money at me, they still care about me, this is the best Menopause Ever”..a menopause she clearly likes to put into a bikini…thanks to proper medical supervision because you know this bitch is like a science experiment trying everything to stay as young as hot as possible…but eventually nature wins and either her insides rot out, and her face ends up manly and weird like most elderly women…you can’t fool all of us, even if she’s been fooling all of us to have this celebrity she’s got all these years…

Well she’s in a bikini, doing the instagram whore, brining hope to all toe 50 year olds out there that they too can be hot sexy bitches half naked like their leader or idol J.Lo.

Garbage.

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2018

Oct

Farrah Abraham Pussy Slip of the Day

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Is a pussy slip still considered a pussy slip…when you’ve already seen a dick in the pussy’s host body’s ass….

I do believe…a pussy slip is still a pussy slip…whether on a fake ass that we’ve seen get fucked before it was a fake ass…

When it was just Farrah Abraham, a slutty teen who got knocked up from all her slutty teen sex she had to make up for that vile face…slutty teen sex that got her on TV, in her developmental years, which in and of itself is terrible for someone’s soul, because peaking that young makes it hard to maintain…which I guess for perverts like us worked out all right because instead of her becoming a host on the View..she became a sex worker…..something I encourage all women become…to really matter in the world.

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2018

Oct

Woman Tries to Shit in a Dumpster – Ends Up THrowing Her Trashy Ass out and Other Videos of the Day

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UK Trash Gets Knocked the Fuck Out

Fat Man Loses Pants on Ride

Bus Driver of the Day

Girl Lights Store on Fire

Drunk Driver Rear Ends a Guy and Continues Drinking his Beer

Dude on Drugs of the Day

Idiot Truck Driver

Seagull is Ready to be Fed

Dad Beats Kid with Wrench for stealing 7500 from him

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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The problem with the people who hate the political correct tone of the world is that the majority of them are christians and they only apply the fight on political correctness to being able to fight off trannies and other things but not to fight for the right for network advertisers to advertise along exposed tits which would have come in handy 14 years ago when i started this site and actually had traffic to it ….

Yes, I am using my blog to whine like a teen girl, because Blogs are what Teen Girls are into and really I am just like everyone on social media, because that seems to be the general mood of the internet…a place to fucking whine…and hate people who aren’t like you….it’s annoying as an outsider…but people seem to like it.

This applies to the racists who see Trump as a protector of their racism, and the left who hate people aren’t on the left, which is the equivalent to racism….but they don’t see that militant lesbian anger directed at someone for who they voted for or what they believe is the equivalent to White Supremacy….it’s not very open minded…I thought the whole concept behind liberal is being open minded…

The good thing about Social Media, as a fat guy who keeps getting fatter, too fat for clothes even, is that I can still celebrate Halloween and see all the slutty costumes, more slutty costumes than I would see if I was out there getting drunk, so it’s not all bad….you know helping reclusives be reclusives can’t be a bad thing.

Brandi Glanville Has a Fist Fight…
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Manny Machado Being an Asshole
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Halloween Store Scare
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Dumbass of the Day
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Gigi Hadid Metal Titty….
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Hot Devil Worshipping Celebs in Halloween Costumes
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Witch Places Curse on Kavanaugh
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Pigging Out on Pumpkin
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Slender Man-ikin
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Hot Halloween Costumes!
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Hey Dick, Here’s PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts…you want to get DRUNKER
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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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It is always funny seeing old fat party girls – in their near 40s – hitting the clubs for Halloween…

It is Halloween, and old fat party sluts who spend their days as moms, will be out showing off that Pilates Yoga Fitness Keto Diet body…thanks to a sitter and slutty costumes and it will be embarrassing…drunk and probably easy to fuck in the bar bathroom..

American people may come across as racists, both Democratic and Republican, not because you are all divided, because maybe it’s just human nature to not trust people who aren’t officially your own…not your own American….so you tun on immigrants because it makes you uneasy or whatever, but clearly those people aren’t into sex workers…..because if they were they would know the Russians, the Asians and the Dominican girls who are all here illegally are far better than the Native Americans, you know the non immigrants and not just because they have all their teeth and don’t smell of seal meat…and huffing agents….but because they put more effort into it…and you don’t feel like you’re taking advantage of them because the white man stole their land and left them disenfranchised forced to whore for drugs they are addicted to….white man drugs….

Point being – here are some stepLINKS…

Crazy Woman Throws Hot Coffee in Clerk’s Face
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Tyler the Creator Totaled his Tesla because he was sucking dick at the wheel….
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Gigi Hadid – Full Tit
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Hard Nipples on Some Whore
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Motorcycle Rips Bumper Off Car….
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Dakota Johnson – Slut Dress
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Leo’s GF and her Big Tits
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Julia Roberts – TOo Old for Movies
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JLo’s Fake Engagement…
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McDonalds Re-Releases the McRib
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MADTV Inspired Costume – Stuart and his Mom – Remember That?
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Boat Off Roading
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Dr Phil On TV Until 2023….yay…
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Kangaroo Gets Last Laugh
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Handcuffed Woman Steals Cop Car…
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Sports Knockout
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Farrah Abraham’s Bikini Shoot
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Johnny Depp Won’t Be Involved in Pirates ReBoot….that Doesn’t Need a Reboot…
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12,000 Dollar Flying Surfboard
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Video of Sleep Paralysis….
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Busy Philips is So Ugly
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Ellen Dick Sucking the Kardashians
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Everything Streaming on TV in Novmember….
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Idiot Swings off 300,000 Dollars Sculpture
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This Intimacy COordinator Job on Movie Sets Seems Hilarious
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1 Punch Knockout Cop
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Guy Flips Off Police and Crashes
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Walmart Brawl
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Kids Doing ASMR is Weird
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TIT SLIP
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Hot Halloween Costumes!
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Hey Dick, Here’s PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts…you want to get DRUNKER
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Yo Loser. Get a Fucking Vape Pen Now….
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Katy Perry – Huge Tits in Vinyl
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Lydia Hearst at some Event in Costume
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Jojo and her Monster Tits
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Victoria Hervey has her Tits Out
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J.Lo in Leggigns
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Rita Ora’s Least Sexy Costume
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Young Slut of the Day
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Tallia Storm – Fat
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Lily Rose Depp is Amazing
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Kayley Cuoco – Fake Tits in Leggigns
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amazing Titty Flash Fail
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Girl Shoves APples in her Asshole
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Squirting Girl
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SEXY NAKED MAID
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Two Videos to Make You Quit Porn
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Big Fucking Titty Drop
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The Drippiest Pussy EVER
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13 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Girl Plays with Herself
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Sofi Ryan – Sheer Lingerie
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Girls Peeing on the Beach
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Mia is Naked in Some Hipster Shoot and It’s Hot….
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The Puffy Nips Gallery
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There is a Butt Plug in her Ass
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Insane Porn Videos
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Sara Louise Retro Titty Flash
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Saskia has Amazing Tits in this Nude Shoot
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Girls Who Can Make Any Dude Love Them
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People who are Too Drunk
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Clio Strips on the Boardwalk
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Nice AsS Spread
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Naked for the Food Delivery….Amazing
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Hot Tits with Wet Hair
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Carmen Fills Herself up with Everything
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Trashy Naked Chick
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The Making of a Fake Booty
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