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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The 70s – the era before asses existed on women because they all fought to fit into their tiny jeans was a magical time….before women decided to eat their way through everything to try to look like a Kardashian…back when Feminism was real…and women had to fight for their rights to get jobs besides being secretaries…instead of fighting to have their spread asshole pics of themselves not deleted by Instagram, the patriarchy they use to get their Sugar Daddies and Patreon fans on…

The 70s – also the era when the white bitch who decided to question shopping skills at the grocery store – WOMAN-SPLAINING me into how to properly touch the produce – because women know shopping best…it’s a generational thing they’ve inherited over the years….that I guess this one felt the need to school me on because apparently my unwashed hands molesting the apples and jerking off the bananas while staring at her eyes licking my lips – was 35 years old….and probably still as uptight and annoying…

My life…not so exciting…

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Fat Drunk Girl Tries to Start a Fight
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Woman Suing Billy Idol for Not Meeting her at His Hotel…
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Hot Twitch User with Tourettes…
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Kristen Bell VS SNow White – Calling it Rapey – Even Though Snow White Was Date Raped by a Woman….
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Lily Rose Depp – Straight SLutty
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The Homo Who Insults the 9/11 Officer’s Widow…
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The Royal Baby will not have a Title – Just The Part Black One
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The Paparazzi are Suing Gigi Hadid for Using one of their Pics of Her
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Houston Family Home Invasion Video…
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The Moment a Train Derails….
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Gwyneth Paltrow in a Bikini…
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Natalie Portman is “Cleavagey”
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Melina Messenger – Big Tits
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Kendall Jenner Braless
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Idiot of the Day
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Surfer Slip and Fall
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Woman Smuggles Drugs into Prison using a Baby
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Teacher Kicks Student….
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Drunk Peeing in Public VS Motion Sprinklers…
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Mom Keira Knightley Doesn’t Fuck with Disney Films
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Ukrainian Fighter Jet – Low Pass
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Trapped in an Elevator with Mannequins Prank!!
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Jamie Lee Curtis Cleavage at the Halloween Premiere
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Old Whores At a Wedding Being Whores
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A Whole Bunch of Celeb Nudity by MadamMeow
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The New Sabrina the Teenage Witch at the Premiere
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Lina Esco – Hot Tits in Playboy
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Sophie Monk – lives – In Tight Jeans
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The What’s Under that Skirt Thread
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Talia Storm – Big Tits..
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Kristen Bell – Cunty Celeb at the Gym
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The TOwel Flasher Thread
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Cheryl Blossom at the Sabrina the Teenage Witch Premiere
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The Elevator WHores
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Ambrosio in a Dress
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Sabrina the Teenage Witch in a Magazine….
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The Nipple Lickers Thread
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Hailey Clauson Bikini Top…
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Amazing Naked chick in an Outdoor Shower
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Gear Shift Rider of the DAy
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Watch Girls Being Naughty Sluts
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Gush Gush Squirt Squirt…..
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A Gallery of Awesome Asses
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A Gallery of MILFS
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Another Big Titty Drop….
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Nikki Lund See Through Panties
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Triple Penetration is Some Gay Shit….
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Horny Teen Discovering Herself….
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Skinny Dita Naked Outdoors..
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Star Wars Erotica – Check Out the Tits
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Sarah Spreading it by the Pool
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Horrible but Amazing Czech Porn
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Twerking in the Supermarket….
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Greek Next Top Model Slutty Model
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ANother Gallery of Asses
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Michelle Jean and her Pussy
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Hot TItty Play in the Pool
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Slutty Selfies….of SLuts
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A Gallery of Sluts in pyjamas
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Nicole Aniston and her Bolt on Tits
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Giving a Girl Head…..
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Girl Takes Off her Flower Bikini
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2018

Oct

Ashley Tisdale Upskirt of the Day

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The weirdest thing about Ashley Tisdale, besides her wonky fucking face, that I have been making fun of for a long time, ONLY because I feel it is important to remind ugly people that they are ugly, even if they are famous and on TV, making money and getting richer and richer everyday, because that’s the fucking trade off. Not to mention, I am not all evil because I would encourage her to get naked because she did fitness and had a body, the smart thing to do when you’re not quite hot in the face, make sure you are hot in the body….

The weirdest thing about Ashley Tisdale, is that she still has fans….all these years later…while old….and expiring….the way women do…but people are still out there with boners for this girl…because even at her hottest she wasn’t hot…

This is some “accidental” panty flash, but is it ever really an accident? It’s tactics to suck us all in because we love lookin’ upskirts…almost enough to get arrested for it…but thank god for the internet where we can live out all our dreams….like looking up her skirt.

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2018

Oct

Bella Hadid Underboob Bikini Erotica of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the worst.

It’s a just reminder that the rich can buy anything, even a career….as a model, which is hardly a real career but that pays really fucking well…

She is not hot, and has managed to take being an ugly rich kid, because America is obsessed with rich kids, even ugly rich kids, and re-worked her face and body into something marketable on the internet…she rode her sister’s coattails, while riding some popular rappers who like fucking white girls….while following the Kardashian / Jenner Lead…in a “Oh this is easy”….and all the brands think she’s fucking relelvant enough to throw money at, because I guess she is.

I do know some people who find her hard angular face hot, they aren’t homosexuals, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were into tranny porn…but in this era, I feel like the only dude not into tranny porn…

She’s a dick rider…not hiding a dick, but she could be since rich people are capable of any storyline they want…cuz everything in America has a price tag…and this one was lucky enough to have a narcissistic dad who figured it was a good investment, and apparently it was cuz this monster gets paid…and not just on Halloween!! Everyday.

Here she is looking like the queen of facetune

How about some working out erotica…

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2018

Oct

Bella Thorne Titty Flash for the Gram of the Day

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Bella Thorne, your favorite self promoting Disney whore, who at 18 never spoke to her thieving mother again, and with 200 dollars to her name, or so she thinks she only had 200 dollars, she’s managed to make a shit ton of money exploiting all those Disney fans into thinking she’s cool, interesting or compelling, all while getting half naked…

I wonder if the 200 dollars she had in her account was before or after she got herself tits, or did her mom get her tits at 16, as solid stage parents who made all her kids sing and dance for rich men for money….would do.

I just know that despite being annoying as fuck…I appreciate Bella Thorne as an “It girl”, an “Influencer” and “actor” and performer….when she does slutty attention seeking titty content for her fans cuz you’re all a bunch of perverts…and so am I…

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2018

Oct

Hottest Pussy Around for You Perverts of the Day

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That is cheaper than any date you’ll take any of the girls you can convince to go on a date with you…and that doesn’t even guarantee sex…that’s a whole other hole you gotta deal with….

So Diana, who you can bang out as much as you want cuz she’s reusable but most importantly…NEVER SAYS NO!!

We all jerk off, women have their vibrators and dildos and butt plugs and they talk about them on Oprah, on social media, everywhere, like it’s some empowering thing….because having an orgasm when you’re a woman isn’t a shameful thing…it’s a celebration all other women want to have a Tupperware party to talk masturbation aides together…it’s like an accomplishment for them and they all brag about…meanwhile male orgasms are stigmatized, seen as mean and aggressive, and this whole #metoo movement is working against us…making .our masturbation tools ridiculed and treated as though we are perverted…not letting us give into our urge to come, or take advantage of the technology available to us, without shame and embarrassment…

Well fuck that, this isn’t the 60s, we aren’t run by the church, we aren’t going to grow hair on our palms jerking off, if anything it keeps us sane…

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2018

Oct

Emma Watson Bikini of the Day

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In the most important news of the day…Emma Watson is in a bikini….and you perverts are fucking loving it.

I always found the Emma Watson obsession, or sexualization creepy, even though I am aware that she is over 18 years old and not creepy to sexualize..

I find it creepy because I know her core fan, the real deal fans, are into her because of Harry Potter and have loved her since Harry Potter, where she got her start at 10 years old…

Meaning…they waited for these pics for a decade or more and that’s fucking perverted….real fucking perverted

But I don’t judge perverts, I judge attention seeking whore celebrities attention seeking, but I always appreciate their tits and half nakedness…so maybe ,not all you Emma Watson fans are perverts, but then again we are all fucking pervert…

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2018

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Still Hot Fitness Erotica of the Day

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My friend Steve and I are very interested in Eiza Gonzalez and her rise to whatever the fuck she is, (Josh Duhamel’s rebound from Fergie cuz he wanted to see what a vagina feels like after years of getting fucked by Fergie and her Meth Cock)…..from wherever the fuck she was back in Mexico….because we like her tits and body…

He has sent me countless pics of her before the plastic surgery pics, where she was pretty regular and troll like, but thanks to social media and the weird body image it gives girls, and technology in plastic surgery from Fillers to less intrusive procedures, she was able to become the women she always felt she was, but didn’t see in pics of herself, like every other girl…

The point of my story is this Eiza Gonzalez, who is apparently an actress…is hot.

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2018

Oct

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Bra of the Day

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I like this think that Sarah Hyland is dying of her genetic, auto-immune disease that forced her to have a Kidney Transplant like she was Selena Gomez, all the cool child stars are getting Organ transplants, while the second tier are getting drug overdosed, or in Selena Gomez’s case she’s getting both….

And that dying of Sarah Hyland involves her producing content for her legacy, you know self produced content, where she pretends to be like all the other girls on social media with her tits out, little tits are still tits and worth looking at…

I assume her American Family Values organization ABC / Disney doesn’t allow for her to pull her full tit out, and she’s got that whole Modern Family contract with them…but at the same time they want to promote the show on her social media, it’s a vehicle to promote things, so they allow for some half slutty…that will be full slutty if she lives to see the end of the series…which we hope she does…annoying or not, creepy or not, I only wish death on the Kardashians…you know Karma…and shit…

Here she is for the paparazzi…

Here she is for an event…

Here she is for social media….

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2018

Oct

Iggy Azalea Big Thighs Erotica of the Day

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This is a hilarious angle for Iggy Azalea.

It looks like a photoshop job done as a joke, you know to totally throw off her proportions that are already thrown off thanks to her fake ass, liposuction sucking fat out of her stomach and jacking it into her thighs, leaving her some weird mess that apparently black guys like to fuck cuz it’s white….

I am not joking, I was at the Home Depot this weekend, you know being a man, shopping for wood and tools and saw a black employee asking his fat, like real fat white manager some questions and when he walked from her, he gave me a look like a dude in a club would give you, after buying a hot chick a drink and having her life her skirt to show him her pussy in exchange…he was pumped on it…probably as pumped Iggy Azalea fans are on fucking her, or seeing her like this…

But it looks like someone shrunk her upper body to make her lower body novelty sized, which I guess is what she’s going for…and is disgusting.

I get that Millennials are all turning queer, non binary gender and sexuality from all their porno they watch, they are into buttholes, because the dudes are all queers, they love true crime, netflix, and.getting naked on social media via selfies, but I’ll never get that they like fat chicks as models…

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2018

Oct

Madison Beer Short Shorts of the Day

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Madison Beer is working the paparazzi, or has been the last few months, maybe even years, days sort of blend into each other here…

She has been working the paparazzi whether it was through showing off her big tits, or showing off her big tits and showing off her big tits….because she’s got big tits and a mom who helped her learn how to show them off..

She’s wearing little shorts to get noticed and talked about, because it is important to get noticed, it’s how you make money and leverage your youtube pervert fans to go mainstream…even though Youtube is mainstream…but after mastering that it’s only natural to want to traditional attention actual celebrities get….so this is her getting it….

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