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2023

06

Nov

J.Lo Honors her Overlord and Drinks Blood of the Day

I just did a post on Kate Beckinsale’s costume, saying that Halloween is everyday so the fact that it is last week’s news is irrelevant since it’s everyday.

I accidentally came across J.Lo dressed like a devil, drinking blood, which to the fundamental Christians out there, they now have fuel tot he “Hollywood is run by Satanists” conspiracy and the “they drink blood and baby juice to stay young after the whole selling their souls to the devil in exchange for all their good times, success and importance”…you know since they use the whole symbolism in all they do to let each other know and to honor their overlord…

J.Lo’s just gone a little more literal with it…and her nipples are hard so people pay attention to her tribute…making it more interesting!

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2023

06

Nov

Halloween’s Not Dead and Either is Kate Beckinsale of the Day

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Halloween may have happened a week ago, but I figure in this world of everyone wearing a costume to properly execute their digital life through their digital avatar, Halloween is every fucking day and it’s far more slutty than the actual Halloween….

So today, we bring you one of last week’s costumes that you’ll probably want to jack off to because it’s Kate Beckinsale and she’s been hot and consistent for her nerd fans for over 20 years at this point.

She’s 50, doesn’t look 50, whether that’s through witchcraft, dracula shit, or just eating abortions, which is why the elite love abortions, they can never get enough abortion to juice in their expensive cold press juicers to find them their youth.

She’s got what could be sheer panties on, I don’t really see a dried up vagina that a lot of younger people have run through, and clearly Pete Davidson’s HIV status didn’t take her out because she’s still living…not dead….or even dying…because her aging is so slow on the outside, let’s hope it’s equally slow on the inside….rather than being some corpse pussy dustiness.

Her costume was Jane Fonda.

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2023

06

Nov

Dua Lipa Pantyhose of the Day

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Here’s Dua Lip in a pair of pantyhose with her panties on the outside, which I guess is for fashion, or maybe she’s heading to an aerobics class or a ballet recital, I don’t fucking know, I just feel like panties and pantyhose shouldn’t intermingle, you know keep; them segregated, back of the bus style….because the pantyhose does the work of the panty, with a little more breathability, allowing the drip to hit the floor….so pick one you needly, demanding “Give me everything cuz I can’t choose” gluttonous fuck at the all you can eat buffet, just the undergarment buffet….which is coincidentally where I’d like to have lunch.

The important thing to note in this picture is less about the panty over the pantyhose freakishness, but rather the pose she’s in, foot behind arm, leg spread for potential entry if you have a pair of scissors to get through the fucking layers like she’s a fucking tootsie pop….

I know, I’m back.

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2023

06

Nov

Noah Cyrus Probably Pregnant of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is the chubby sister to the super famous Miley, who we can assume feels inadequate, even if she pretends she doesn’t care that her sister is super famous, since she grew up around her being super famous. her entire life, it’s all she knows.

We’ll assume her attempt to stand out as her own talent, since girl can actually sing, comes with low level showing off of her tits.

She’s also seemingly totally reworked her face, because you know she got abuse being Miley’s sister, the internet is a mean place, especially all the angries on social media ready to follow her only to drag her down, not realizing she probably already hates herself for not being Miley in the family….even though her only existence is from Miley. They never see it that way.

Well, she put on a sheer dress where you can see her large panties pulled up to her tits, and more importantly you can see her tits, shit stain areolas and all….

She looks a little like a spooky nerd or goth bitch practices taxidermy on the neighborhood cats when not practicing witch craft in her spare time and so do her insane tatoos….all while looking like a bit of a stripper with a high concept dance about to drop based on that long ass hair designed to cover her gut but failing. Not all designs are effective.

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2023

06

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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The nurse fetish has clearly always been a thing, and not just for doctors who are bored at work while their wives are at home spending their money, leaving them to fantasize and oftentimes follow-through on the hot co-worker they get to assert their dominance over because they are the doctors. You know, in that position of power….

There has been costumes, fetish gear and roleplaying around getting to the hospital and having a romp with the women tending to your needs….to save your life, to check your temperature via your asshole, to remove the large object you got stuck in your asshole, hence you being there in the first place…..you get what I mean…

I don’t really see the hotness with nurses, I mean I will when I am on my deathbed waiting and the pretty young thing is forced to tend to me, but as someone who avoids all that, they can keep their germs to themselves…

The good news is that the healthcare heroes aren’t being celebrated for just going to work for their high paid jobs, but rather for getting naked on the internet and selling those nudes. I dig it this evolution in women’s work.

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2023

06

Nov

Olivia Rodrigo’s Got her Tits Out of the Day

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I am a firm believer in boycotting anyone who pushed the COVID agenda on the people, whether it was for money or because they were brainwashed into it.

I am not going to revisit that terrible time of oppression, especially against those who don’t believe in vaccines…..

I just know that Rodrigo, in part of her being owned by the satanic regime hung out with Foochi and the President to urge the youth to get shots they didn’t need, since young people didn’t die of COVID, but they did get inflamed hearts from the vaccine…

So she’s got BLOOD ON HER HANDS….using her celebrity from being a super famous young starlet, probably from TikTok turned mainstream, or from a cloning lab turned Mainstream through TikTok, maybe she’s of the same genetic stock as Demi Lovato or something.

So yeah, I boycott those people, or I don’t believe in ever forgetting, but I don’t mind staring at their tits, because evil tits are still tits people and who am I to discriminate against tits for their being owned by the agenda…

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2023

06

Nov

Not Sydney Sweeney Doing Leaked Nudes of the Day

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I am usually the clever guy on the internet, one step ahead of all the agents, lawyers and mean spirited motherfucking suits trying to kill my buzz, where I do clever things when posting obvious leaked nudes, to claim that I had no idea it was the leaked nudes of a celebrity, just a lookalike.

That way, when they sue you for damages you have a case…the first being “never said it was that person, fuck off”….the second being “I have no money, fuck off”….but the main one being “I didn’t leak no nudes, or make any money off the backs of the hookers you represent”…

Today, I think these nudes or leaked nudes are a SWEENEY look-alike, maybe a SWEENEY AR filter because we live in the future where ROBOT LEARNING can trick us all…..

They got the ceiling eyes right, they got the big titty right, but something seems off, even to someone with moderate facial blindness who can’t recognize shit.

Maybe it is Sweeney, just before she modified her look when the famousness bit….

It’s all so confusing.

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2023

06

Nov

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I know what you’re thinking, what a bastardization of the whole breeding process. The whole birthing process. The whole procreation proclamation….because these women who have clearly been bred, which is apparently now seen as a sexist thing to say because they don’t like to think of themselves as cattle, or as the bitch in the backyard puppy mill, even though breeding women isn’t a sexist thing, it is kinda what you do when you knock them up and they give you a child to be the heir to your pathetic throne…

Or maybe, you’re lonely, have never sucked on breast milk, where even the chicks selling their breast milk online aren’t willing to send it to you because they aren’t convinced your a bodybuilder after visiting your profile only to see that you seem more like someone who wants to dismantle their body for sexual purposes…

Either way, tits full of milk is hot, sexy and delicious…especially when it’s been modified to be jerked off to, rather than to feed the actual baby which throws off the whole dynamic.