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2018

16

Oct

Marta Gromova Russian Nudity of the Day

Marta Gromovais a Russian model…and I use the word model loosely…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….all girls are models, posing, often times half naked…so labelling a person a model, is basically saying she’s a woman who isn’t a fucking troll, and even troll women get away with being models…because the world is a changing place…

I don’t know what this fetish shoot is for, clearly she’s a low level sex worker, who sexualizes her 21 year old self to get ahead and it works, she’s got over 100,000 followers and is out there doing weirdness like this….weirdness that’s futuristic, raver club kid all EDM loving…outfits that I see on IG all the time but usually find weird in contrast to the girl’s regular outfits as a dental hygienist, barista or waitress….where as in this case I find them great because she’s really committed all her content to the slutty.

Empowering and Inspiring

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2018

16

Oct

Adriana Lima Naked of the Day

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Adriana Lima is naked. Which I guess is exciting to her fans that have been watching her get pretty much naked for 20 fucking years.

She’s an old timer, pushing 40, but I guess the Analytics at Victoria’s Secret team of website optimizers has determined that she still converts panty sales, because I guess 40 year old women still buy underwear, and mall brands are still huge, still exist and still matter…something I tend to forget, like I tend to forget that people listen to the radio and actually like the pop music shoved down their throats…40 year olds need to grow up with their models and age with their models…it makes them feel better about themselves…

I like to think of myself as an ageist. I firmly believe that even hold older ladies should move aside and let the young hotter pussy in. I don’t care how much work they have done, how iconic they were in their time when not everyone was a lingerie model, I just think she’s made her money, move on with your life, chapter closes, another one opens…

These old ladies, even hot old ladies, I see out and about, shopping after Yoga class, dressed like they are 20 is fine…as something to stare at at the grocery store…but to strip them down in anything but Amateur porn seems wrong.

So Lima has had her time, but still gets paid and won’t accept being back burnered for the younger and hotter, so she’s out there showing you here ass…

There is a reason this is being shot from a mile away…you know far from good or good from far…when you can’t quite see how old as fuck she is.

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2018

16

Oct

Britney Spears Slutty Workout Erotica of the Day

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One of life’s great joy’s is watching Britney Spears working out, because Britney Spears is a magical creature who you can’t help but love, appreciate, want to have sex with…all while feeling a little sorry for her..since she’s still just a puppet in her white trash family’s master stage parenting plant.

She is still out there all these years after the Mickey Mouse Club that first exploited her as a child….and paved the way for her to be the Britney Spears you all masturbated to in the 90s….

She is still doing the whole song and dance thing, in what one could argue is abusive, but no one hears her cries for help…they just see this medicated popstar like the circus act she’s become and want her producing or performing her hits….

No one takes the time to wonder why her parents still have legal guardianship over her…at almost 40 years old…sure they can claim they saved her during that whole Mental Health K-Fed getting knocked up era that could have landed her dead….but of course they would say that..there’s a lot of money at stake here…

So watching her workout is exciting, sensual, erotic and slutty…but at the same time we have to remember she’s a slave, not for us, but for her dad…and this is how they whip her and control her…it’s not picking cotton, the living conditions good, but she’s not running her own life…while she’s the fucking reason they all have this life…and that’s fucking wrong.

I hope one day…some selfless man saves her….but when you’re Britney Spears all men are just out to K-Fed you….

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2018

16

Oct

Halsey Degenerate See Through of the Day

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African American, Woman of Color, Black Lives Matter cuz her Dad is Black and Therefore she is also Black, Halsey….and her very white skin, has been out there cultural appropriating her own culture for attention…because people, mainly white people at the college level doing their Social Justice thing, like protesting Chinese Restaurants owned by Vietnamese people, and Butter Chicken being served in the school cafe, or girls wearing traditional Chinese dresses to prom, and people wearing Indian Headdresses to the grocery storey because they are 1/1024 native according to a study…you had more booze in your blood stream last night after two beers than she did native blood…..not to mention that being of a culture to me, means being of the culture….involved, raised in it, the genetics are only part of the story…hasn’t anyone ever seen Steve Martin in the Jerk…he was black as hell…more black that Halsey that’s for sure…who is black for attention while being half naked for attention because this is a world of scrambling for attention….

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2018

16

Oct

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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Willow Shields was on Dancing With the Stars when she was 14 years old…sounds fucking WHOLESOME ABC….

Getting a young girl to dance on Network Television for the creeps who have access to Network Television should be fucking criminal….

They are grey area predators….and where the hell are this girl’s parents…letting her grind up on some MARK BALLAS 30 year old Dancing with the Stars coach…it’s fucked up.

She’s 18 now, but the damage is done people…..and I blame big media for that…and you should too as you stare at her sexualizing herself for social media…

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2018

16

Oct

Maitland Ward Disgustingly Naked of the Day

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Maitland Ward is old, sloppy and naked…the way her fans like her, and I guess the way her husband who has been coordinating this cuckold since there was new found attention on Maitland Ward after years of being forgotten, thanks to the 90s revival….

She managed to establish herself on social media, in a DIY, like an ETSY artist, and pretty much slowly found her fanbase of perverts who always wanted to see her naked…

She cockteased, she did Cosplay as she realized the level of nerd that was into her…and eventually it turned to a successful 50k a month patreon, her people have spoken, they are believers, and support her, and I guess encourage her to get naked….

That money, instead of riding it out and cock teasing more aggressively, she got the confidence to do straight up porn…and now fucks for her fans to watch and I assume loves every minute of it…because after years of being forgotten, it’s probably nice to feel wanted, and to have a fat bank account to validate that being wanted in financial terms we all understand.

I think it’s been an interesting social commentary, I think 40 year old women in their sexual prime all want to be porn stars people jerk off to, and I think married people everywhere like to spice up their relationship with black cock, as this couple does…so it makes sense on a higher level…but it’s still fucking weird.

Maitland Ward Disgusting Slutty Black Lace Bodysuit

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2018

16

Oct

Skylar Grey Pussy Exercise of the Day

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Skylar Grey, is an American singer, songwriter and record producer from Mazomanie, Wisconsin.

In 2004, under the name Holly Brook, at the age of 17, she signed a publishing deal with Universal Music Publishing Group. In 2010, Grey co-wrote Eminem and Rihanna’s hit single “Love the Way You Lie”. In 2018, at the age of 32….she fucked the air for social media….

Now that they can breed female animals from two female parents, these people, like Skylar Grey, don’t need to fuck their way to get what they want anymore…they don’t need to give into the pressure of the male dominated industry…because with the right planning…they can eliminate the male population now that science allows for that…and that’s probably pretty exciting to them….so exciting that they gotta fuck the air for their audience…who I assume is male…based on her outfits of choice….you don’t make slutty clickbait for other women you know….because Men haven’t been extinct yet.

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2018

16

Oct

Olga De Mar Naked Dreamgirl of the Day

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Olga is one of the least attractive names available to a woman…OLGA and HELGA and other Eastern European names that sounds like you’re hacking up a lung from working at the Coal Mine…to power the plant that makes Communist workcamp outfits….

But when you offset the name, with the hot pussy that owns the name, it suddenly becomes ok….

It’s like Olga, if she looks like this, but more importantly, acts like this…she could be covered in the phlegm her parents were hacking when the doctor mistook it for her name…OLGA…….and still be worth jerking off to…and to some even more worthy of jerking off to…

So Olga as a name makes you think of an old Eastern European fat woman with a lot of body hair…making rationed bread and bean sandwiches in the kitchen on a camp style burner…because they have no running water or power….

But Olga as a woman….brings so much hope and reminds us that from Communism came a lot of hot model types who get naked.

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2018

16

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Fucks a Cake of the Day

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When you’re rich, you do all kinds of weird things, because you are rich, and have always had everything you’ve ever wanted, in all aspects of life, from clothing, to vacations, to gadgets….so the only thing you’re left with…is weird sexual fetishes…like fucking a cake…because you can and no one can tell you otherwise…you know when you can have everything or everyone in the world…fucking a cake can be the only thing that gets you off…and I guess that’s what happened for this one…

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2018

16

Oct