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Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2018

Oct

Bella Hadid Still Naked and Annoying of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted up a picture of her and the Weekend, a ghetto kid from Toronto, who is now the voice of America….and her caption was “HOME”….because she’s a fucking lame piece of shit, with her hopeless romantic young love, despite me knowing people who have FUCKED the Weekend while he was dating Bella the first time, but I guess she’s just a self involved rich kid with Daddy issues, who is so into herself she doesn’t even care where dude’s putting his dick as long as it ends up in her and she gets to be the public girlfriend….

The point of the story is that I don’t consider Bella Hadid a model, even if the rest of the world and her bank account and portfolio tell a different story. I am a firm believer that she’s just an amateur pretending to be a model, because it’s not that hard to be a model, and she only gets jobs because America is fucked in the head.

I don’t care when this fake face, that is still a rat face, gets naked…but I guess other people do..because America likes what they are told to like…it’s what happens when Propaganda in the media has been a thing for 100 fucking years, you eventually don’t have a mind of your own.

I do have to post these nudes, because…Bella Hadid….is relevant, unfortunately…Lame, rich, no substance, zero inspiring…but relevant. I blame you.

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2018

Oct

Lia Marie Johnson Girls Kissing Girls of the Day

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Lia Marie Johnson must be gay we posted her naked before here…

I just don’t remember who she is, so I wikipedia-ed her and this is what I found:

American singer, songwriter, actress and Internet personality notable for appearing in various web series, including the Emmy-winning web series Kids React….

She’s leveraged that to have followeers of her own, and in content she produces for said followers, she is always just sleazy enough to give everyone what they need, including perverts who jerk off to youtube celebrities they’ve been following since they were way too young…

She’s out there now, being mainstream, kissing her girlfriend, because sexuality is a vague concept, as is gender and the mainstream, the people who would have been gap shoppers in the 90s…are all eating cunt and bragging about it.

I feel like I live in some Alternate Alternative universe, because I remember a time only a select group of girls at the college party would do this to get the guys excited, and now everyone is doing it, playing that it’s not a big thing, in a fuck you dudes, way…while giving us content to jack off to.

I DO NOT GET the LOGIC…but I’ll take it.

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2018

Oct

Behati Prinsloo Got Them Wet Nipples On of the Day

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Behati is back…selling Jewelry with her tits out so you know they are targeting women.

She’s taken a few years off her Victoria’s Secret modeling to have babies with Adam Levine…I like to think of that as her insurance policy, or even her pension, because she’ll be set until the kids turn 18, and more importantly, the kids will be set and will likely help their mom if she needs it…not that she’ll need the help, she’s made her own money too…

What I don’t like about Behati is that she’s married to Adam Levine. I get it that these models need to connect with the richest, most high profile people they can…and sometimes they are in the form of actors or musicians and not always in the form of dot com billionaires or business people…

I assume it is because women like money, they like celebrity, they like fame…that is why they do what they do…

But I also assume that they have better options that Adam Levine…

Maybe it is a cultural thing, and Maroon 5 is a huge band where she’s from, and being with him is like being with Jagger cuz he’s got the moves like Jagger according to him…and he’d know cuz that’s what that queer jacks off to….

But I am convinced no one, no sane person, likes anything Maroon 5 and changes the radio station when the spoiled LA rich kid, who was rich before Maroon 5, starts squawking with his bullshit…The little midget momma’s boy queer trying to be a rocker…makes it as a rocker, just the lamest rockert…cums up in this…

Well, now she’s back, modeling again, cuz these bitches don’t always just move in on the life like Meghan Markle, sometimes they still pretend they have their own careers….

It’s a good thing she’s hot…

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2018

Oct

Bar Refaeli Slutty of the Day

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People get so worked up over Israel and Palestine….

People support the Jews of Israel, others support the Palestinians who had their homes taken from them in the 40s….

I saw a video last week of some London UK politician ranting about how wrong Israel is for displacing all the Palestinians in the 40s, after the Jews in Israel were displaced themselves…and I thought to myself…

I just support the tits… and Bar Refaeli, who may not be involved in this conflict, has these tits that can bridge nations together, or at least confuse the people on the other side of the conflict into not wanting to Bomb Tel Aviv, where she lives, because the tits, tits Leo Dicaprio once came on, live…

So a few hours ago Israeli jets pound Gaza after rocket hits thee…Bar Refaeli’s instagram feed offers the Israeli clickbait you need to say “hand over that Kosher salt, I’m gonna go jerk off with it as lube, or more of a dry rub, just so it gets in the wounds so that I can actually feel something in my genitals again, which may be unrelated to Bar Refaeli, but I appreciate her bringing the slutty back”…..

Booty Shake?

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2018

Oct

Heidi V Hoback the Slutty Fishing Girl of the Day

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After the success of our first post on a Fishing Babe with Florida Style bolt on tits and fitness competition bodies, I decided to dig down and find another fishing slut, who is out there with her tits fishing for the perverts, and she comes in the form of Heidi V Hoback…..

I do think that Hoback is a funny name, she probably got teased a lot, like Get on your Ho Back, while I stick my dick in you, bring your ho back over here, I mean I am sure there are far more talented people out there to make clever HOBACK jokes, I’m just saying it’s a great last name…for a ho…

Fishing is the most popular sport in the world, which is amazing when you consider fishing a sport, it’s pretty fucking lazy and slow moving…but lots of people do it….so it’s only natural that a woman would jump in to produce fishing smut, erotica, clickbait, to capitalize on all those people…because some people in AMerica are still wholesome, with good old fashioned family values, who know that the simplicity of putting tits out there doing things that you like doing, makes it worth looking at…

What I am saying is put a bitch in a bikini doing any activity, from GYM to Fishing to Grocery Shopping and people will watch and look…since we love bikinis and we live when Hoes get on their back like Heidi of the Mountain Hoback…

Fishing /Hunting SLut for you perverts…

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2018

Oct

Joey King Bald Bikini Perversion of the Day

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I remember when I used to socialize, I had one perverted friend, the kind of guy who was just always horny to the level where everyone around him would be uncomfortable, you know the kind of guy you didn’t want to get stuck in a remote place, like a cabin in the woods on a bro weekend with because he’d end up raping you. Everyone has one of these dudes in their life…

Well, when pornstar Bella Donna shaved her head for a porno role that could have one her an Oscar but that probably ended up with her head being smashed in a toilet the was being flushed while getting fucked from behind….

Anyway, this guy got hooked on bald girls, he loved it, would want to cum on their heads and watch it trip down…

He couldn’t find bald girls who weren’t lesbians so he hit the cancer ward. It was a dark time filled with heartache…

I don’t know what happened to that guy, but this is for him.

The girl, Joey King, who you know from some Disney Shit, the Conjouring, Kissing Booth and whatever the fuck else is playing what must be a cancer patient, because Hollywood alienates real cancer patients by not casting them in movies, but instead like to use people like Joey King to culturally appropriate their stories…I know some think it’s called acting…you know channelling someone and presenting yourself as them…but social justice warriors don’t agree…

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2018

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Weed was legalized in Canada last night at midnight, and all I can think is that it’s some sort of government trap to catch all the stoners, but then I remember weed is just a plant that requires no processing to smoke, and wonder how people allowed the government to make it illegal in the first place…it’s fucking crazy…but as it turns out it’s a good way for them to make money…so now cops who would arrest you for smoking a joint, are in line on their day off buying weed at a legal store, I mean unless they are still just doing it the corrupt way they have been doing it forever….

So most of Canada can have unlimited amounts of weed in their house, can grow 4 plants, not where I live because French people are corrupt fascists….

I don’t smoke weed, it always gave me panic attacks, but I am pretty braindead so I got along with stoners….stoners who I know a large percentage of are probably out there taking weed selfies for the internet and lined up outside government controlled weed stores, feeling liberated and being annoying about it…

Then there is the tourists, all you Americans, mainly from boston who come up here to drink and date rape, who already screem on the streets in their polos like Gorillas beating on their chests to attract french whores…who are easy to attract just show them your American money…..those people…are going to be the fucking worst with their smoking fatties like the frat boys they are….

I mean this is all so progressive for a country to make money in the easiest way since it should never have been illegal but so annoying….because of you…

Not as annoying as going on a dinner date with a girl who has a UTI you can smell while you’re trying to enjoy your gazpacho…

But a reminder that people ruin everything.

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Marijuana is Legal in Canada
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Apple is Weak and Gave into a New Bagel Emoji for the Jewish People
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Marching Band Does Backpack Kid Dance and it will make you want to kill them
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Huge TItty Shake
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Sarah Hyland Sports Bra
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James Corden Asked Jon Hamm About Penis Size
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PERFECT PRE GAME KITS For All you Drunk Party Sluts
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees
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Here’s a Bunch of Chubby Sluts
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The Best Way to Open Champagne Using Porn Chicks
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The White Woman VS Black Dude from her Building is Hilarious
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Get a Fucking Vape Pen
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2018

Oct

Pervert Diddling and Other Videos of the Day

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Naked Man VS Cop…

Rat Tooth Brush…

Ass Gets Molested…

Idiot on a Motorbike in a Bikini…

Woman helps robbers smash grab…

Idiot Gets Shot by the Cops….

Train VS TRuck

Tire Blow Out…

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2018

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so full of shit, it’s hilarious…

I have been seeing people acting mad, like actually mad that Trump called some dude looking porn chick who has been trying to exploit him for her own personal gain, because she’s a porn chick, HORSEFACED…like it’s so fucking offensive to call a gutter porn chick, who looks like a man, who is probably 50 years old, Horsefaced….

I have worked in and around porn for over 18 years now, no one has ever treated porn girls with respect. No one has ever treated dudes with fringe porn sites with respect. People have been so fucking judgemental, and it’s really just the new generation that is into porn, that made porn mainstream….before that it was shame, embarassment, people watched it secretly…and people like me weren’t invited to weddings because the wives of the dudes I was friends with getting married hating me because I was in and around porn.

I have been to slimy porn conventions and awards, I have been friends with porn stars, and I’ve met many others….

People, the mainstream really, have always been shitty to them…yet today…no one is calling a legit whore a whore or saying “shit she is horsefaced, maybe Trump’s gay”….

Instead they are calling him out for being the misogynist him, and all rich men are….

Like get a grip people, we’re talking about a porn chick…and play all “we are all god’s people” all you want….but I know what you truly think of porn chicks…and I know you say much worse about them…

I also find it very weird when I see people who used to write TITTY sites similar to this, go on to write feminist content, like mainstream feminist content, defending all women, believing all women, shaming all men…when…..for a decade they would write about women and virtually rank women based on their tit size….

Get a fucking grip…who are you, do you even know yourself…everyone is so weak, social media made them all a bunch of fucking weak people…looking for validation in a time where validation is so boring.

Where is the funny, the cruel, the mean, the honest, the real….oh right, you save that for offline….

You hypocrite fucks need to die.

Remember, if you grab a beer tonight, or smoke some weed, or do some opiates, you will be more alcohol content, THC contnet, Opiate content in your blood than Elizabeth Warren is Native…whoever the fuck that is…I am from Canada…and focus on the tits, not the host body behind said tits….

StepLINKS? Sure.

Will Smith Says JADA Cried 45 Days Straight Wen Marriage was Suffering
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T.I.’s Melania Trump Strip Video
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Sai Bennett and her Nipples
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15 CM Worm in Eye
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Underboob of the Day
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Chloe Grace at an Event
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Aubrey Plaza Checks Out Elizabeth Olsen’s Tits
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Ridesharing Gone Wrong
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Kyra Poh’s Winning Solo Flight – Weird Sport of the Day – Good Panty Line Though
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Lady Gaga is Engaged….
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Rat Cow and Some Nipple
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Guy VS Laws of Physics
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14 Slutty Ariana Grande Pic
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Marisa Papen – Nude Beach
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Spraying Hoods with Fire Extinguisher
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Satanic Serial Killers Arrested for Making Human Sacrifices
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Tara Reid Thrown off Plane
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Apple Changed their Bagel Emoji
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Emily Willis – Worth a Fuck
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Firefighters Chop Down a Wall to Save Someone
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Dad Makes Some Crazy nerd Costume for his Kid
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Kanye Wants to Build a Hospitality School in UGANDA
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An Honest Obituary of a Young White Woman Dead from Opiates
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Creepy with a Foot Fetish Offers Girl 20 Dollars to Suck her Feet – This Guy is AMazing
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Count the Candles
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Lesbians Having Fun on Cam
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ATM of the Day
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Slutty Girl with Tattoos…
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2 Naked Glamour Models (Rhian Sugden and Mellisa Clarke) Naked Together
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GIrls Licking Each Other’s Pussy Close Up
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Hot Amateur and her Big Hips
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Pussy Stretch of the Day
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Girls Ripping Lines on Video – Genius
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Titty Rub of the Day
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Orgasm from Hell
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Porn Fail
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Naked Girl with Huge Boobs
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Lingerie Girl and her Titty Flash
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2018

Oct

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Bra of the Day

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Sarah Hyland and her weird face wore a sports bra because she goes to the gym…since she doesn’t have a gym in her house…not because she can’t afford it, she makes millions a year, it’s just that the paparazzi clickbait can’t happen if she works out at home, and if she doesn’t give the paparazzi clickbait, does she even exist as an actor…I don’t think so…and clearly…she doesn’t either…

I don’t hate Sarah Hyland, she’s just super fucking annoying…clearly raised in a weird fucking bubble and not just because she has some disease and looks premature or underdeveloped…but because she’s been on TV a long time, hanging out on set, coddled and sucked up to by people who are groupies even if they don’t think they are groupies…

I am all for her sexualizing herself like all the girls are…you know if you’re gonna get paid to be on TV, you might as well give a little back to the people…featuring your half nakedness.

It was her one year anniversary with her boyfriend who is in no way not Straight For Pay…you know a Disney Looking kid from 1999, who figures dating this weird faced girl who he has lots of fun with, and who may die prematurely due to her genetic disease anyway, is going to elevate his quality life on a huge scale…and make all his dreams come true..he just needs to close his eyes and eat the pussy pretending it’s a dude’s asshole…or stick to only fucking her up the ass to pretend it’s a dude’s asshole…either way… (more…)

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