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2018

16

Oct

Sarah Hyland Tits in a Bra of the Day

Sarah Hyland and her weird face wore a sports bra because she goes to the gym…since she doesn’t have a gym in her house…not because she can’t afford it, she makes millions a year, it’s just that the paparazzi clickbait can’t happen if she works out at home, and if she doesn’t give the paparazzi clickbait, does she even exist as an actor…I don’t think so…and clearly…she doesn’t either…

I don’t hate Sarah Hyland, she’s just super fucking annoying…clearly raised in a weird fucking bubble and not just because she has some disease and looks premature or underdeveloped…but because she’s been on TV a long time, hanging out on set, coddled and sucked up to by people who are groupies even if they don’t think they are groupies…

I am all for her sexualizing herself like all the girls are…you know if you’re gonna get paid to be on TV, you might as well give a little back to the people…featuring your half nakedness.

It was her one year anniversary with her boyfriend who is in no way not Straight For Pay…you know a Disney Looking kid from 1999, who figures dating this weird faced girl who he has lots of fun with, and who may die prematurely due to her genetic disease anyway, is going to elevate his quality life on a huge scale…and make all his dreams come true..he just needs to close his eyes and eat the pussy pretending it’s a dude’s asshole…or stick to only fucking her up the ass to pretend it’s a dude’s asshole…either way… (more…)

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2018

16

Oct

Shenise Breslin Got Them Wet Nipples of the Day

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Shenise Breslin is a model with 1800 followers on her instagram

She is obviously Abigail Breslin’s sister from Australia who was not cast to be Little Miss Sunshine, so she’s gone off on her own to do her own thing, and pave her own way in LA, living in Abigail’s basement, or above her garage since there are no basements in LA…only she’s still in Australia being a little miss Sunshine of her own, from the Sunshine Coast, is that what they call Australia? I don’t know..she’s a hot, probably drunk like all Australians, who get half naked, and for that…we prefer her to fat Abigail who probably isn’t even her sister…but who this Shenise chick pretends is her sister to get into parties…since she only has 1800 followers which means she barely exists…I know local dudes with more social media presence and they don’t have big fake tits to exploit half naked….

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2018

16

Oct

Charli XCX American Beauty Erotica of the Day

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Charli XCX is hard at work promoting her music….

This is how you promote music…

If you are a music teacher, or an aspiring musician, take note of the strategy used by Charli XCX to become a famous, or almost famous, more famous than not famous, musician…

I’ll break it down into an E-Book that I will not be selling on Amazon as a self published work. You know to become the self-help guru I was designed to be.

I will just give it to you for free….

The key to marketing music, or your career as a musician is get as naked as you can without being considered a porn actress…because once you’re considered a porn actress it is impossible to dial that back and turn it around…

Always keep it obscure so there’s an Artistic overtone, or is it an undertone, this is free advice here, you get what you pay for….but if there’s a filter you can position it as art to the idiots who don’t know what art means..but like to pretend they do…

So obscure, almost nude, but not too nude….

People will remember the name…the silly childish name XCX or cute…all without ever having to listen to your garbage music.

Makes sense to me.

Here is her pussy print in tight shorts

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2018

16

Oct

Nicole Scherzinger Wet Bikini of the Day

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You fucking perverts…all into trans looking woman as the hormones in the food turn you all queer.

All hard bodied with bolt on tits…something most trans women have to deal with thanks to being born men….

You know before actually giving into their severe mental illness that caused them to cut off their fucking genitals…

Not that Scherzinger is all that bad, I just have no other angle, or anything else to write about her or her Adam’s Apple…all wet in a bikini…

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2018

16

Oct

Reese Witherspoon Tight Leggings of the Day

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Nothing makes me want to masturbate harder and with more hate than seeing Reese Witherspoon in leggings…

It’s like one of those things you’d put sex offenders in front of to try to sterilize them to get them to stop the rape…

The kind of thing that makes you look in the mirror and wonder what the fuck is wrong with you…what kind of person are you….who masturabtes to Reese Witherspoon..

It’s the thing to masturbate to that brings you great shame and self hatred, like when you used to masturbate to your mom’s dirty laundry hamper, sniffing the panties like the sick fuck you are…you know really into it…until you realize you just came all over your mom’s dirty panties…that you can’t rinse out, or wash she’ll notice…and if you leave your cum on it…she’ll wonder what the fuck is on her panties…and if you throw them out…she’ll wonder where they are….

You know real deep rooted shame you carry into your adulthood….

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2018

16

Oct

Marta Gromova Russian Nudity of the Day

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Marta Gromovais a Russian model…and I use the word model loosely…I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again….all girls are models, posing, often times half naked…so labelling a person a model, is basically saying she’s a woman who isn’t a fucking troll, and even troll women get away with being models…because the world is a changing place…

I don’t know what this fetish shoot is for, clearly she’s a low level sex worker, who sexualizes her 21 year old self to get ahead and it works, she’s got over 100,000 followers and is out there doing weirdness like this….weirdness that’s futuristic, raver club kid all EDM loving…outfits that I see on IG all the time but usually find weird in contrast to the girl’s regular outfits as a dental hygienist, barista or waitress….where as in this case I find them great because she’s really committed all her content to the slutty.

Empowering and Inspiring

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2018

16

Oct

Adriana Lima Naked of the Day

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Adriana Lima is naked. Which I guess is exciting to her fans that have been watching her get pretty much naked for 20 fucking years.

She’s an old timer, pushing 40, but I guess the Analytics at Victoria’s Secret team of website optimizers has determined that she still converts panty sales, because I guess 40 year old women still buy underwear, and mall brands are still huge, still exist and still matter…something I tend to forget, like I tend to forget that people listen to the radio and actually like the pop music shoved down their throats…40 year olds need to grow up with their models and age with their models…it makes them feel better about themselves…

I like to think of myself as an ageist. I firmly believe that even hold older ladies should move aside and let the young hotter pussy in. I don’t care how much work they have done, how iconic they were in their time when not everyone was a lingerie model, I just think she’s made her money, move on with your life, chapter closes, another one opens…

These old ladies, even hot old ladies, I see out and about, shopping after Yoga class, dressed like they are 20 is fine…as something to stare at at the grocery store…but to strip them down in anything but Amateur porn seems wrong.

So Lima has had her time, but still gets paid and won’t accept being back burnered for the younger and hotter, so she’s out there showing you here ass…

There is a reason this is being shot from a mile away…you know far from good or good from far…when you can’t quite see how old as fuck she is.

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2018

16

Oct

Britney Spears Slutty Workout Erotica of the Day

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One of life’s great joy’s is watching Britney Spears working out, because Britney Spears is a magical creature who you can’t help but love, appreciate, want to have sex with…all while feeling a little sorry for her..since she’s still just a puppet in her white trash family’s master stage parenting plant.

She is still out there all these years after the Mickey Mouse Club that first exploited her as a child….and paved the way for her to be the Britney Spears you all masturbated to in the 90s….

She is still doing the whole song and dance thing, in what one could argue is abusive, but no one hears her cries for help…they just see this medicated popstar like the circus act she’s become and want her producing or performing her hits….

No one takes the time to wonder why her parents still have legal guardianship over her…at almost 40 years old…sure they can claim they saved her during that whole Mental Health K-Fed getting knocked up era that could have landed her dead….but of course they would say that..there’s a lot of money at stake here…

So watching her workout is exciting, sensual, erotic and slutty…but at the same time we have to remember she’s a slave, not for us, but for her dad…and this is how they whip her and control her…it’s not picking cotton, the living conditions good, but she’s not running her own life…while she’s the fucking reason they all have this life…and that’s fucking wrong.

I hope one day…some selfless man saves her….but when you’re Britney Spears all men are just out to K-Fed you….

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2018

16

Oct

Halsey Degenerate See Through of the Day

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African American, Woman of Color, Black Lives Matter cuz her Dad is Black and Therefore she is also Black, Halsey….and her very white skin, has been out there cultural appropriating her own culture for attention…because people, mainly white people at the college level doing their Social Justice thing, like protesting Chinese Restaurants owned by Vietnamese people, and Butter Chicken being served in the school cafe, or girls wearing traditional Chinese dresses to prom, and people wearing Indian Headdresses to the grocery storey because they are 1/1024 native according to a study…you had more booze in your blood stream last night after two beers than she did native blood…..not to mention that being of a culture to me, means being of the culture….involved, raised in it, the genetics are only part of the story…hasn’t anyone ever seen Steve Martin in the Jerk…he was black as hell…more black that Halsey that’s for sure…who is black for attention while being half naked for attention because this is a world of scrambling for attention….

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2018

16

Oct

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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Willow Shields was on Dancing With the Stars when she was 14 years old…sounds fucking WHOLESOME ABC….

Getting a young girl to dance on Network Television for the creeps who have access to Network Television should be fucking criminal….

They are grey area predators….and where the hell are this girl’s parents…letting her grind up on some MARK BALLAS 30 year old Dancing with the Stars coach…it’s fucked up.

She’s 18 now, but the damage is done people…..and I blame big media for that…and you should too as you stare at her sexualizing herself for social media…

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